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Yo Mama’s Teeth

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 73 Comments

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.

Yo mama’s gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.

Yo mama’s got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says “Believe that shit if you want to.”

Yo mama’s teeth look like Honey Smacks.

Yo mama’s teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.

When I looked at Yo mama’s teeth, I didn’t know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.

Yo mama’s teeth are so black, it looks like she’s been eatin’ coal.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when God said “Let there be light”, he told her to smile.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said “I see the light!”

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she’s got more gold than Fort Knox.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, you’d think she’s been blowin’ the Simpsons.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like she’s got a Twinkie in her mouth.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.

Yo mama’s teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.

Yo mama’s teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.

Yo mama’s teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.

Yo mama’s teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.

Yo mama’s teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo mama’s missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.

Yo mama’s so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama’s so toothless, when she couldn’t eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.

Yo mama’s got snakeskin teeth.

Yo mama’s got shark teeth.

Yo mama’s got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin’ `bout “Give me a bite.”

Yo mama’s got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.

Yo mama’s teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.

Yo mama’s teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.

Yo mama’s teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says “Next tooth one mile.”

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama’s got three teeth… one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mama’s got summer teeth… summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.

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Comments

  1. amna says

    July 31, 2007 at 12:38 am

    omg these jokes r good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  2. Ray says

    August 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out MTV’s yo momma page at http://yomomma.tv/ring/ and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.

    Reply
  3. mary lynn says

    August 31, 2007 at 12:08 am

    you=r teeth so green evebody mean
    there some nice

    Reply
  4. Chitzamain says

    September 13, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    yo mamas teeth look like a train track with all those cavities………

    Reply
  5. Jade says

    October 13, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she brushes her teeth, her toothbrush starts singing, “I’m walking on sunshine!”

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that they put the sun out of business!

    Reply
    • Betsy says

      May 17, 2019 at 3:26 pm

      Good one!!!! Hahahahahah

      Reply
  6. Jay says

    October 21, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that Kraft dinner was shmed on themself.

    Reply
  7. Garrett C. says

    November 16, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Poopy Poopy in my panties. Yum.

    Reply
    • bobolicious says

      March 5, 2018 at 1:09 pm

      im sry but this is strictly yo momma jokes, take this heinous act of buffoonery somewhere else

      Reply
  8. chan says

    November 25, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked… school girls tried to play hopscotch on them.

    Reply
  9. aj b. says

    November 28, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    yo mama teeth so crooked it looked like a carport

    Reply
  10. DeeJay says

    March 5, 2008 at 10:55 am

    yo mamma’s so fat she makes godzilla look like a telly-tubby

    Reply
  11. CoMpGeeK says

    March 30, 2008 at 3:36 am

    yo momma so ugly, even rice crispies wont talk 2 her

    Reply
  12. Black Mamba TruAfrican says

    April 18, 2008 at 7:16 am

    yo mama’s toes remind me of ginger

    Reply
  13. ricky says

    June 30, 2008 at 6:29 am

    Yo mama’s so fat,wen she goes to the movies,she sits next to everyone =)

    Reply
  14. kyaja says

    December 3, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    your mother arm pits smell so bad that,she kills deodorant.

    Reply
  15. ballsack says

    February 10, 2009 at 10:04 am

    yo mama’s so poor when the garbage truck passes by she chases after it with her grocery list!

    Reply
  16. dontrell says

    March 8, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    haaaaa..deez da shit man..damn..

    Reply
  17. ShAkiRAbAbiiEh says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    WOAhh dEZE JOkESs iS dEhh bOMb likE tiqK tiqK lmfaoo
    bUhtt yEAhh dEY dEhh Shxtt

    —-ShAkiRAbAbiiEh

    dhaa aim be shakirababeeh so holla ahtt meh niqkuss

    Reply
  18. ANDujgasvh dfaxvcb says

    April 21, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when the sun saw her smile he yelled “AHHHH TO BRIGHT” and went back down.

    Reply
  19. hulk says

    April 24, 2009 at 11:34 am

    these jokes r so ***** funny

    Reply
  20. candy_girl says

    April 26, 2009 at 11:12 am

    nice jokes

    Reply
  21. candy_girl says

    April 26, 2009 at 11:13 am

    nice

    Reply
  22. haley says

    May 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    yo mommas teeth is so yellow when she smiles it looks like she banged the simpons

    these jokes are f**king funny

    Reply
  23. Good Good and ReRe says

    June 5, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    yo mama teeth so yellow she tookda color frum da sun, Sun said “wheres mi color” hahah now dats funny

    yo mama teeth so yellow i went to ask for sum butta she said how much u wnt den scrtach it off ha teeth lmfao hahahahaha

    Reply
  24. chichi says

    June 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    these jokes are JELARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  25. noel says

    June 15, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    yo mama jokes are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  26. DREMANN says

    September 9, 2009 at 11:57 am

    those are aight, but read this one: yo mommas teeth so yeelow when she brushes her teeth her tooth brush sings “FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.”
    Yo mommas teeth so yellow she robbed a pawn shop by saying it was 24k gold. yo mommas teeth are so rotten flys use it as an obstacle course.

    Reply
  27. Bob the Builder says

    October 31, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Ur momma’s teeth are so nasty it looks like she fell face first into a pig sty.

    Reply
  28. keke says

    November 30, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    these jokes are hallarious woo!i might use a couple of these jokes on my cousins and aunt and ucles wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

    Reply
  29. keke says

    November 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    im a girl but i sure know how to rap i boosh i boosh i boosh im half $ hannah you can call me 5 dime but if you really like that i dont give a dime cause im half $ hannah and i have faketure hair ward

    love every1 byee

    Reply
  30. ryam says

    March 15, 2010 at 10:19 am

    yo mama teeth so yellow when she gose to church the cours sings let it shine let iy shine

    yo mama so yellow that when she moved to florida thats y they call it the sunshine state

    Reply
  31. ryan says

    March 15, 2010 at 10:20 am

    its sapose to be ryan on top of this one

    Reply
  32. william says

    May 2, 2010 at 10:53 am

    your so fat when u whent to a fat people contest the said no celebertys aloud

    Reply
  33. lo says

    July 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    thats funny

    Reply
  34. Corey says

    July 30, 2010 at 12:49 am

    Yo mom teeth soo yellow when she was in traffic and she smiled everybody slowed down

    Reply
  35. Corey says

    July 30, 2010 at 12:51 am

    Dude some of these jokes suk sorry

    Reply
  36. PJ says

    July 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    wat kind of jokes are these
    gosh

    Reply
  37. TMB says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    ur mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and put out the sun.

    ur mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

    ur mama’s teeth r so crooked she eats corn on the cob thru a barbed wire fence.

    Reply
  38. Maddie says

    February 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that they are related to the sun!!! LMFAO That’s Funny Man Deese Jokez R Good xXx =P

    Reply
  39. mariah says

    February 11, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    i love these mama jokes they are so funny they yo mams teeth r so crack she crack me up.

    Reply
  40. mariah says

    February 11, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    i love your mama jokes they were so funny.yo mamas teeth are so crack it crack me up.really it did peace out i might go back on this sight another time.to see more.by home dogs back to u i am mariah.my mom was also laughting.

    Reply
  41. jokes of the day says

    October 6, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    I like this.thanks.

    Reply
  42. funny pictures says

    October 6, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    very good.

    Reply
  43. factbasedking says

    October 7, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    danm these jokes made me piss,,,,,yo mamas tits are so big that it knocked the elephant to a coma.he he hehehe

    Reply
  44. factbasedking says

    October 7, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    ur mamas so scary the d devil had to flee from hell at her appearance.

    Reply
  45. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:23 am

    yo mama so fat when she eat cereal she got ah life gaurd for her bowl

    Reply
  46. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:25 am

    u so ugly you look like hayley

    Reply
  47. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:27 am

    yo mama so fat she on both sides of the genaration

    Reply
  48. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:28 am

    yo mama so ugly when she walk in ah scary house she come out with a job offer

    Reply
  49. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:39 am

    yo mama so ugly she walked past a photo booth and it ran away

    Reply
  50. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:40 am

    when you came out the doctor was like dam is this yours

    Reply
  51. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:42 am

    yo grandma in ymcmb

    Reply
  52. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:43 am

    yo mama moonwalk to work

    Reply
  53. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:45 am

    yo mama so wrinkle it look like she got waves

    Reply
  54. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:45 am

    yo moma race indian lizards

    Reply
  55. Anne TooLive Baron says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:45 am

    Yoo Mama Got The Whole Bk Menu Tatted On Ha Arm

    Reply
  56. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:46 am

    yo grandma work at da strip club , ha stripper name “gonedie”

    Reply
  57. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:48 am

    yo grandma play for the heat

    Reply
  58. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:49 am

    yo mama so ugly when she walked into the beauty store they said cant fix dat

    Reply
  59. shortyy says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:49 am

    yo momma got no edges and 1 dread

    Reply
  60. polo man says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:51 am

    when yo mama so ugly she had ah picture of her self on her shirt because she was scared to look in the mirror

    Reply
  61. Anne TooLive Baron says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Yooo Still Having Kids

    Reply
  62. Anne TooLive Baron says

    April 23, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Yoo Momma Still Having Kids And She 56

    Reply
  63. polo man says

    April 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    yo this polo man

    Reply
  64. polo man says

    April 26, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    yo mama so ugly when she look at yo mama

    Reply
  65. becky hart says

    July 13, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Ur momma’s got one tooth…she snaps holes in doughnuts for a living

    Reply
  66. callum says

    January 17, 2013 at 8:20 am

    yo mamas so fat you can rum a marathon around her

    Reply
  67. callum says

    January 17, 2013 at 8:23 am

    yo mamas so fat when she jumped she got stuck

    Reply
  68. callum says

    January 17, 2013 at 8:24 am

    my mammas teeth are so yellow it makes the sun shy

    Reply
  69. hannah says

    April 21, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow, she put the sun out of buisness!

    Reply
  70. carmageddon says

    April 30, 2013 at 9:27 am

    These are stupid indeed.

    Reply
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