Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours.
Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!
I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all!
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man.
Hey keep my mom out of this and I’ll keep this out of Yo mama!
If I wanted any lip from you I’d jiggle my zipper.
If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin.
Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin.
Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again!
Hey I don’t have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!
Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard.
Man, I ain’t even gonna talk about yo daddy ’cause I know him. He’s got a human body but a dog’s behind… and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga’.
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin’ knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that’s what my balls were doing on Yo Mama’s chin last night.
Man, that snap was staler than yo breath.
Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom.
That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator.
Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.
Speakin’ of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.
Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you’re a liar!
(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.
love em da best out of all of them so far i havent read them all yet nice lovit keep up da good work
Yo mama so ugly fat abert said hay hay hay go away
yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl good burn
beyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
this is good but mostly for guys! not girls
Yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!!
Yo momma so ugly when mike tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier
yomama is so gay that michael jackson was her childhood hero muthafucka! some of them were good especially the one bout the condom.
Penetration!
i like the one that goes
i shouldnt really talk about yo momma. i dont even know the man. lol
there all good, i like the one that says ”Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.” lmao, its soo funny
yo moma so fat when she trip over walmart she landed on target
yo mama so gay she had sex with aaron
My names Aaron
Aaron’s not having sex with old women
yo mamma so fat she sat down and and earthquake happened
yo mamma so hot she is hotter
Dumist thing i ever hered
yo mamma is so sexy she made out with ME
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
At least i have a mom you have 2 dads and a chemistry set
yo momma is so fat when she wears a green shirt people in japan scream godzilla
Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest the judges turned her away and said ” Sorry, no professionals!”
yo peeps
Some 1 write back
any 1
hi i love nathen Lamb
Luv u 2 Pam
c u at lunch ya
how sweat
why aint u writin back
coz im 2 Busi 2 talk 2 u
bobs ur uncle
Ye dave
i ave Dumbo ears
good 4 u
u k lambie bby x
i av a fat bel;ly with my flab dragging along behient me
is that coral
U ALRITE PAM WE NEED 2 TALK
ooooooooooooooo
y x
i like some 1 eles
Well sorry pam
Looks like its over u can do better den me any way
and no matter wot in my hart i will always luv u 😀
That so out of order
shut ur moth tasha!
Fuk u
Fat cow
tasha i want to talk to you plz write back
omfg this is not a chat room TASHA & LAMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo yo yo here we go here we go
ello tasha bbz 🙂
xx
yo0o0o0o00o0o0 wats up ppl
x x x x x x x x
x x x x x x x
x x x x x x x x x
Ha Bec
yo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o wats up
ppl woodchucks in da house
x x x x x x
x x x x x x
Luv u bec
Hi
Becky will you go out with me.
ello dudes u all kk ?
:):)
btw i knw its not george !
x
oo bec
AND YA IT IS GEORGE LUV U BECKY C U IN THE LOO’S I DONT HAVE ANY COMDOMS AVE U.
ooooo bec
ooooooooooo la la
Woodchuck is de best beta Dan all de rest
Da gel next 2 me really stinks
Maybe I shud spray sum lynx
2 us she looks like a freak
And is a bit of a geek
She thinks she is real hard
But all she is is a tub of lard!!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!
only jokin tash!!!
love ya bbe’s x x x x mwah x x x x
x x x x x x x x x x
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btw i way i aint stupid i knw it aint george ~!!!!
i aint stupid i knw it aint george !!!!
yo
Well u are stupid i Lvu Becky
i fancy mr priest he has a nice oiled willy i like to put it in my mouth
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
well get in there !!!!
wat eva (george)!
shutup!!!! i hate dis whole class!!!
i want to mate with a camel
Yo
wat eva i didnt say dat !!!
i luv every 1 and every think
i want to suck tasha’s cock while taking casey’s up the ass
ewww matt !!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE GIRLS WITH HAIRY TOES AND DER NICE 2 SUCK ON yE bOI
thats gross
so do i
can u keep wat u do at the weekends private please!!!!
i hav the bigest crush on mark tastard and i wanna bum rape him down the bushes
mark i love u so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
sicko!!!
ive got hairy toes
i want to suck tasha’s fat hairy stumpy chode
wateva lyke tasha said dat !!!!
wanker!
i want a threesome wiv tasha and george
luv u 2 so much
If i come around the classroom and catch you on this, i will take your names and give them to Mr Kanavas. You will then be in deep trouble. A bad news slip will follow.
I Have more rolls den asda
woteva
i still love u george
lets hav sex
dat aint kc do b serious !!!!
i think i can sing 2
do b serious dat aint kc !!!
GIVE ME A BEEF SANDWITCH NOW!!!!!!
wateva flotas your boat !!!!
hey any body there im at home sick and bored !!!
xx
hi tasha
yo moma so poor that whem she walks in the front door she walkin out the back!!!!!
your mamas so like a hard were store 5 cents a screw
nice courtny but yet gay stupid and gay to by fagets
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma is so ugly cuz she’s your mom
TR3A#$%^&*D SAYS UR JOKES ARE FINE BUT MINE ARE BETTER
Yo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
yo mama so fat she gets outta da tub & little asian kids start sceamin ahhhhhhhhh GODZILLA GODZILLA!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO SEA WORLD & SHAMOO STARTED SINGIN WE ARE FAMILY … EVEN IF YA FATTA THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO A DOG SHOW & THE USHER ASKED HER WERE HER OWNER WAS
yo mama so ulgy she hung herself
only some of them r funny the rest r just gay
any body wanna go out with me me 14 male cool loves skating
ur mamma so fat that wen she fell i didn’t wanna laugh or anything but the floor cracked up
Yo mama so fat that if she ever joined a football team, she’d be the field!
your moms punani juice stinks so bad that skunks wear her punani juices as a perfume.
Yo Momma is so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator.
thats my fav……your mamas so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and a lady yelled “HEY TAXI” thats my other fav…lol
yo mama is so old he brest ilk like powder!
stupid
these comments are like george bush..old,dumb and the only person that laughs is the one telling the joke
Yo Mama so short she models 4 trophys!
these moma jokes are the bomb baby
Yo mama so fat i had to take 2 trains a bus n a taxi just 2 get on her good side!!
Yo mama so fat she uses the equater as a belt!
Yo mama so fat she fell in grand canyon n got stuck!!
Yo mama so fat i rolled over 2wice n burnt my ass on the lightbulb!!
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window n got arrested for mooning!!
Yo mama so ugly her mum n dad had to tie a pork chop round her neck just so the dog would play with her!!
Yo mama so dumb she tried bunjee jumping off a pavement!!
Yo mama so dumb she chased a parked car, then got knocked over by it!!!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a toilet n pissed herself!!
Yo mama so dumb i gave her a penny, she asked for change!!
Yo mama so dumb and dislexic that she sold her soul to santa!!!!
Peace.
this is very cool and thight they are beter than fried chiken
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man.
That one made me laugh out loud :).
Haha,
your mama’s so stupid, she asked for my phone and said “ooh look a razor!”
your mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford a cardboard box.
yo mama’s so fat her nickname is rock n roll!!!
yo mama is so smelly even the dogs wont smell her
yo mama so dumb she thought dabate is what you use to catch da fish
yo mama is so ugly, she asked a man out and he said, “sorry, i dont date dudes.”
yo mama’s so dumb i asked for change for a twenty and she gave me a 20.
yo mama’s so tiny she hangglided off dorito
yo mama is so fat you can slap her butt and ride the waves.
yo mamma so short she got to look up to tie her shoe
that stuff make me horney
your mom is like a peice of wood, so easy to nail
your mom is like a christmas tree everyone hangs there balls on her
ur mama is so fat that she is fat
(:
Yo Mama so stupid when she got to the sidewalk she started walkin sideways
Yo Mama so obedient that even time somebody says SH*T she starts shitting in her pants!
Yo Mama so twisted that her butt is on backwards
When Yo Mama was in grade school her lips was so ashy that the teachers thought she was eating chalk
Your momma’s so fat her school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma said the best bit of you ran around her ass!
p.s. What did the constipated mathmatician do? he worked it out with a pencil.
yo mamma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peek hole !!! lolz ! i <3 Eoghan Quigg !!!!!!!!!! ily xoxoxoxox
yo moms like a shotgun 1 cock and shell blow
yoo thats a good n fresh 1 but not as fresh as your virgin mama lol
Your mama is so stupid whe she saw the school bus go by she yelled “TWINKIE”. LOL that was lame whatever.
I Like your Moms booty but im not gay
ur mommas so poor the ducks throw bread at her
yo mommas so poor, she cant even pay attention
yo mamma so ugly she made a blinde kid cry.
yo mamma so poor i picked up a skate bored she said put down my car.
yo mamma’s cooking is so horrible that when her son steped on a cockroach she said now what are we going to do for dinner.
yo mamma so bald she had to use rice to roll her hair.
yo mamma is so bald that her hair is unbewiveble.
yo mamma so fat she had to get baptiesed in seaworld.
yo so fat when she sat on the tolit she had to look at a map to find her butthole.
yo mamma so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and a old lady said TAXI!!!
Can i just say that we do have our own website like yo mamma.yes please stop begging.yeah.bye butthead.
and we ment unbeweavable.
who ever put beyonce down on here did you know that yo mamma’s legs are so ashy that she walked in the church and the pastor said i love your stockings.nobody talks about B-E-Y-O-N-C-E YOU GET THAT BEYONCE.WORD AND RESPECT.
yo mama is so fat when she jumped off a plane every body looked up and said “ECLIPSE”
ur mommas so fat when she jumped in to the ocean the whales started singing ‘we are family’
Your mom’s a whore
both of your mommas are probably ugly and fat so shut your mouths.
yo mamas so ugly she was walking do the street and everyone said dang its halloween already.
Yo mama’s so wierd shes like verizon, everywhere igo!
m8 i lick the juices from your mums upper lip
if there was a million dcks on the wall how many would u choke. if he says none that means he sucks on them if says he does both what ever he says hes gay
your mamas so stupid she shoved batterys up her ass and said i got the power
yo mama so fat her belly button echos
yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
bigfoot+godzilla=your mom
your mums so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep crabs fresh!
you mama so ugly she went to a haunted house with a job applacation
yo mamas teeth so yellow she smiled and trafic slowed down
ur mums so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
your mums so fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders has finnished lol 🙂
your mum so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastender has finnished
your mums so fat even dorah cant explore her
yo mama is so stupid a guy wanted to give her an xbox she already had one she went home got a box and wrote x on it xbox
Your Momma So Fat When She Left Her House I Didnt Want To Laugh But The Ground Was Crackin Up
Your mama is so stupid that she went to the movies and saw pg:13 so went home and got 13 of her friends.
Yo mama is so ugly that she gave her mom morning sickness AFTER she was born….
@Matt: At least my mom gets paid for it!
ur moms so fat that i stuck a quater in her mouth pushed her belly button and milk dudes fell out her ass hole
ur moms so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico farted and caused hurricaine kutrina
Yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mama so fat she bent over and it said daylight savings time
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and started watching the couch
yo mama so fat she she stepped on the weight scale and it said to be continued…….
Thats a few of mine:) !!!!
Yo Moma So Poor When She Go To KFC She Lickin Everyone Else’s Fingers!!
yo mommma so stupis she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo momma so fat she got kicked out a hot dog eating contest for not sharing
man last time i heard dat joke i fell off my dinosour
yo mams so stupid and poor when you wanted a blackberry phone she told you to climb the blackberry tree and pull one…
yo momma so fat she donated your dumb ass to planet earth cause she can’t fit in it…
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
Yo mama like a plank, flat and easy to lay..
yo muma is so fat she uses cheats for wii fit
Your mom is like a vacume. She sucks, she blows, and he gets laid in the closet!!
yo muma so fat, she falls out of both sides of the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
owned biyatch!!
yo muma so stupid somewon sed dat it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!!!;}
“Your mom goes to college.”
^I think that beats all.
yo momma like a chicken coop cocks flying in and out of her all day long.
yo momma like a bowling ball gets picked up thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can one day i asked her what she was doing she said moving
Haaaaaaaa wow I like Dee one dat said ur moms like a plank and the vacum one LOL dum nuts
your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out.
your momma so fat she has more chins then the chines phone book.
Yo Momma so small you can see her feet in her drivers licence. Oh yeah yo mommas a boody a RIP OFF She took so long i gave her a TIP OFF
Owned
yo mama is so ulgy when she was walking down the st the kid said is it halloween
yo mama is so stupid she peed in a water bottle!
yo mama is so lonle she named she cat lonles
yo mama so fat she dont take picture she take posters
yo mama so stubit she went on a hilocopter and the man said put on a parrasuit and jump she put on a pair a shoe ad jump…
your mum is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said’I cant fix it!’
Your mum so fat that when she was into work she sat next to everybody!!
Im So fat and Stupid i used the highway as a slip and slide
ur moms teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of buisiness
yo moma so fat if she was an airplane she would be an jumbo jet
yo moma so fat when she sat on an nintendo gamecube it turn into an nintendo gameboy
your mamas so fat she had to use a boomerang for a belt buckle ..your mam so fat she had to use the world got a belt buckle …your mama so ghetto when she brest feed collaide comes out .. your mamms so fat her pinky toe caused the floods .. your mammas so fat when she whers here X coat a helicopter trys to land on her!! ahaha
hahah ommmggg you ppll crack mee upp!!
your momma so stupid she stuck a telephone up her ass and said she was making a booty call…. your momma so fat she ask the clerk for a texas size waterbed and he told her throw a blaket over the ocean…. your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale swam up beside her and said we are family even though you bigger than me. lol:)
yeah…well…YO’ MOMMA’S TITTIES!
got a comeback for that?
haha
your mumma is so hairy, when they filmed gorillas in the mist….. all they could see was her
your mummas so fat when she had sex she burnt her ass on the light bulb
Yo mama’s so fat that when she wears heals she digs for oil… Yo mama’s so ugly that she makes road kill look good… Picture this, Yo mama is lieing downon the beach with her tan lines and her fat lobs hanging over her swim wear, then all of a sudden the lifeguard turns around and shouts “BEACHED WHALE”!
Yo mama’s so fat that scouts can camp out underneah her pits
yo mama’s so old i told her to act her age and she died… Yo mama is so old jesus is in her yearbook
Yo mama teeth so yellow, she drank from glass of water and turned it to lemonade !
Yo mamma’s p**** is so hairy, that when her first child was born, it died of rugburn! …………….. Your mum’s like a hoover, she blows, she sucks, and gets laid in the closet! Hahahahahahahaha! 🙂 Lol!! Love your jokes! Will defo use these on the boys who think there hard at my skool. <3<3<3<3
yo mam is like a lap even kids can turn her on.
yo mam like a town bike everbody get one ride
Yo moma so stupid she jumped off a boat and missed the water lolxxz <3
yo mama jumped in the sea and stinked the whole living things there to death including the whales…he hehehehehe
your momma is so weak two cocks she blows(pwned!!)
yo mama so stupid she tryed to throw a bird off a cliff
yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to get her hair cut the stylist says ima beautician not a magician
Yo mama is like a boomerang.You can f*** her chuck her dump her but she still comes back for more
yo mama so fat she don’t need a internet cuz she’s already worldwide
your mama is so ugly that she scared the boogie man out of business
yo mama breath stinks so bad she put me in a coma
Yo mum so fat when she flew over seas the jumbo jet broke
yo mamm teeth so yello and she so black every body saw here and startid singing black n yellow black n yellow
thats not what mom said when i was tap dancing in her draws
yo mama so ugly when a bird flew by fell&died
your so stupid u sold your car for gas
your so stupid you stupid lol
yo mama teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter
Yo Mama so short, when she tried to smoke weed she didnt go HiGH!… yo Mama so hairy that she has an afro on her bOObies! Yo Mama she tried to change the alphabet and the words were K F C!
YOUR mama is so fat when she gets on an elevator she has to go down
I fuked your mom; nice, I’m asuming you were dreaming about ur boyfriend doing it.
your mom ugly and i hope she get shot
HIT YO MOM SO HARD SHE HAD SUTURING PROBLEMS
HIT YO MOM SO HARD SHE HAD STUTURING
PROBLEMS
thats what my dad said
*thehehehehe
jk