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Yo Mama Comebacks

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 243 Comments

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! 

I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all! 

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man. 

Hey keep my mom out of this and I’ll keep this out of Yo mama! 

If I wanted any lip from you I’d jiggle my zipper. 

If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin. 

Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin. 

Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! 

Hey I don’t have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! 

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard. 

Man, I ain’t even gonna talk about yo daddy ’cause I know him. He’s got a human body but a dog’s behind… and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga’. 

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin’ knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that’s what my balls were doing on Yo Mama’s chin last night. 

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath. 

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom. 

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. 

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator. 

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear. 

Speakin’ of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from. 

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you’re a liar! 

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

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Comments

  1. TrIcEyFbaBy says

    July 20, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    love em da best out of all of them so far i havent read them all yet nice lovit keep up da good work

    Reply
    • Heaven says

      November 16, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      Yo mama so ugly fat abert said hay hay hay go away

      Reply
  2. Joel says

    August 6, 2007 at 8:52 am

    yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

    Reply
    • Heaven says

      November 16, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl good burn

      Reply
    • taylor says

      May 9, 2018 at 3:08 pm

      beyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

      Reply
  3. ali says

    August 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    this is good but mostly for guys! not girls

    Reply
  4. Richie Rich says

    August 16, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    Yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!!

    Reply
  5. goodddd says

    August 30, 2007 at 1:34 am

    Yo momma so ugly when mike tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier

    Reply
  6. Kiss MY aSS bitch says

    September 7, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    yomama is so gay that michael jackson was her childhood hero muthafucka! some of them were good especially the one bout the condom.

    Reply
  7. Steve says

    September 21, 2007 at 2:53 am

    Penetration!

    Reply
  8. adjflsajflsafjsalfjls says

    September 24, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    i like the one that goes

    i shouldnt really talk about yo momma. i dont even know the man. lol

    Reply
  9. hannah says

    October 6, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    there all good, i like the one that says ”Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.” lmao, its soo funny

    Reply
  10. stupidjoke says

    October 15, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    yo moma so fat when she trip over walmart she landed on target

    Reply
  11. Tim says

    November 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    yo mama so gay she had sex with aaron

    Reply
    • Aaron bruzz says

      June 12, 2017 at 6:18 am

      My names Aaron
      Aaron’s not having sex with old women

      Reply
  12. Tim says

    November 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    yo mamma so fat she sat down and and earthquake happened

    Reply
  13. timothy says

    November 1, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    yo mamma so hot she is hotter

    Reply
    • Heaven says

      November 16, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      Dumist thing i ever hered

      Reply
  14. timothy says

    November 1, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    yo mamma is so sexy she made out with ME

    Reply
  15. timothy says

    November 1, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
    A: So she could use it as a mirror.

    Reply
  16. agodzilla says

    November 5, 2007 at 1:38 am

    At least i have a mom you have 2 dads and a chemistry set

    Reply
  17. dennis says

    November 5, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    yo momma is so fat when she wears a green shirt people in japan scream godzilla

    Reply
  18. john Miers says

    November 8, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest the judges turned her away and said ” Sorry, no professionals!”

    Reply
  19. TASHA says

    November 9, 2007 at 4:48 am

    yo peeps

    Reply
  20. TASHA says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:04 am

    Some 1 write back

    Reply
    • yo ba m a says

      December 6, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      yo mama we were one when u wrote this

      hows ur llife going

      Reply
  21. TASHA says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:05 am

    any 1

    Reply
  22. pam.L says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:06 am

    hi i love nathen Lamb

    Reply
  23. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:07 am

    Luv u 2 Pam

    Reply
  24. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:08 am

    c u at lunch ya

    Reply
  25. Tasha says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:08 am

    how sweat

    Reply
  26. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:12 am

    why aint u writin back

    Reply
  27. Pam says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:13 am

    coz im 2 Busi 2 talk 2 u

    Reply
  28. !! mary had a little lamb !! says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:15 am

    bobs ur uncle

    Reply
  29. Tasha says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:18 am

    Ye dave

    Reply
  30. Amy M says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:19 am

    i ave Dumbo ears

    Reply
  31. tasha says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:20 am

    good 4 u

    Reply
  32. pop says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:22 am

    u k lambie bby x

    Reply
  33. !! humty dumty !! says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:25 am

    i av a fat bel;ly with my flab dragging along behient me

    Reply
  34. Tasha says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:27 am

    is that coral

    Reply
  35. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:31 am

    U ALRITE PAM WE NEED 2 TALK

    Reply
  36. Tasha says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:31 am

    ooooooooooooooo

    Reply
  37. pop says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:32 am

    y x

    Reply
  38. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i like some 1 eles

    Reply
  39. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:36 am

    Well sorry pam

    Reply
  40. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:36 am

    Looks like its over u can do better den me any way

    Reply
  41. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:37 am

    and no matter wot in my hart i will always luv u 😀

    Reply
  42. Tahsa says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:39 am

    That so out of order

    Reply
  43. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:40 am

    shut ur moth tasha!

    Reply
  44. Tahsa says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:41 am

    Fuk u

    Reply
  45. Lambie says

    November 9, 2007 at 5:42 am

    Fat cow

    Reply
  46. FATASS says

    November 9, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    tasha i want to talk to you plz write back

    Reply
  47. nessa says

    November 10, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    omfg this is not a chat room TASHA & LAMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  48. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:51 am

    yo yo yo here we go here we go

    Reply
  49. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:54 am

    ello tasha bbz 🙂
    xx

    Reply
  50. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:56 am

    yo0o0o0o00o0o0 wats up ppl
    x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x
    x x x x x x x x x

    Reply
  51. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:56 am

    Ha Bec

    Reply
  52. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:57 am

    yo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o wats up
    ppl woodchucks in da house

    x x x x x x
    x x x x x x

    Reply
  53. George says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:58 am

    Luv u bec

    Reply
  54. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:01 am

    Hi

    Reply
  55. George says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:06 am

    Becky will you go out with me.

    Reply
  56. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:07 am

    ello dudes u all kk ?

    :):)

    btw i knw its not george !

    x

    Reply
  57. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:10 am

    oo bec

    Reply
  58. George says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:13 am

    AND YA IT IS GEORGE LUV U BECKY C U IN THE LOO’S I DONT HAVE ANY COMDOMS AVE U.

    Reply
  59. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:15 am

    ooooo bec

    Reply
  60. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:15 am

    ooooooooooo la la

    Reply
  61. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:16 am

    Woodchuck is de best beta Dan all de rest
    Da gel next 2 me really stinks
    Maybe I shud spray sum lynx
    2 us she looks like a freak
    And is a bit of a geek
    She thinks she is real hard
    But all she is is a tub of lard!!

    Boooooooooooooooooooo!!

    only jokin tash!!!
    love ya bbe’s x x x x mwah x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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  62. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:18 am

    btw i way i aint stupid i knw it aint george ~!!!!

    Reply
  63. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:19 am

    i aint stupid i knw it aint george !!!!

    Reply
  64. yo yo says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:20 am

    yo

    Reply
  65. George says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:20 am

    Well u are stupid i Lvu Becky

    Reply
  66. david says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:21 am

    i fancy mr priest he has a nice oiled willy i like to put it in my mouth

    Reply
  67. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:22 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

    Reply
  68. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:22 am

    well get in there !!!!

    wat eva (george)!

    Reply
  69. becky says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:23 am

    shutup!!!! i hate dis whole class!!!

    Reply
  70. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:24 am

    i want to mate with a camel

    Reply
  71. Tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:25 am

    Yo

    Reply
  72. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:25 am

    wat eva i didnt say dat !!!

    Reply
  73. George says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:26 am

    i luv every 1 and every think

    Reply
  74. matt down says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:27 am

    i want to suck tasha’s cock while taking casey’s up the ass

    Reply
  75. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:29 am

    ewww matt !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  76. SCOTT says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:30 am

    I LIKE GIRLS WITH HAIRY TOES AND DER NICE 2 SUCK ON yE bOI

    Reply
  77. coz says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:30 am

    thats gross

    Reply
  78. Phil says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:31 am

    so do i

    Reply
  79. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:32 am

    can u keep wat u do at the weekends private please!!!!

    Reply
  80. tasha says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i hav the bigest crush on mark tastard and i wanna bum rape him down the bushes

    mark i love u so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

    Reply
  81. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:33 am

    sicko!!!

    Reply
  82. Coz says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:33 am

    ive got hairy toes

    Reply
  83. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i want to suck tasha’s fat hairy stumpy chode

    Reply
  84. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:34 am

    wateva lyke tasha said dat !!!!

    Reply
  85. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:35 am

    wanker!

    Reply
  86. kc says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:36 am

    i want a threesome wiv tasha and george

    luv u 2 so much

    Reply
  87. Mr Mews says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:36 am

    If i come around the classroom and catch you on this, i will take your names and give them to Mr Kanavas. You will then be in deep trouble. A bad news slip will follow.

    Reply
  88. Coz says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:37 am

    I Have more rolls den asda

    Reply
  89. kc says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:38 am

    woteva

    i still love u george

    lets hav sex

    Reply
  90. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:39 am

    dat aint kc do b serious !!!!

    Reply
  91. coz says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:40 am

    i think i can sing 2

    Reply
  92. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:40 am

    do b serious dat aint kc !!!

    Reply
  93. coz says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:40 am

    GIVE ME A BEEF SANDWITCH NOW!!!!!!

    Reply
  94. B3CKI says

    November 12, 2007 at 5:41 am

    wateva flotas your boat !!!!

    Reply
  95. B3CKI says

    November 13, 2007 at 8:16 am

    hey any body there im at home sick and bored !!!
    xx

    Reply
  96. FATASS says

    November 13, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    hi tasha

    Reply
  97. susie says

    November 16, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    yo moma so poor that whem she walks in the front door she walkin out the back!!!!!

    Reply
  98. jake says

    November 20, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    your mamas so like a hard were store 5 cents a screw

    Reply
  99. haden says

    December 10, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    nice courtny but yet gay stupid and gay to by fagets

    Reply
  100. cole says

    December 13, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

    Reply
  101. yo momma says

    January 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly cuz she’s your mom

    Reply
  102. TR3A#$%^&*D says

    January 24, 2008 at 5:01 am

    TR3A#$%^&*D SAYS UR JOKES ARE FINE BUT MINE ARE BETTER

    Reply
  103. Yoooo. says

    June 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Yo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    Reply
  104. brandon says

    July 7, 2008 at 8:29 am

    yo mama so fat she gets outta da tub & little asian kids start sceamin ahhhhhhhhh GODZILLA GODZILLA!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  105. brandon says

    July 7, 2008 at 8:32 am

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO SEA WORLD & SHAMOO STARTED SINGIN WE ARE FAMILY … EVEN IF YA FATTA THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  106. brandon says

    July 7, 2008 at 8:34 am

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO A DOG SHOW & THE USHER ASKED HER WERE HER OWNER WAS

    Reply
  107. adriana says

    July 12, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    yo mama so ulgy she hung herself

    Reply
  108. Pattie says

    July 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    only some of them r funny the rest r just gay

    Reply
  109. skater 14 says

    August 7, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    any body wanna go out with me me 14 male cool loves skating

    Reply
  110. fezi says

    September 17, 2008 at 5:24 am

    ur mamma so fat that wen she fell i didn’t wanna laugh or anything but the floor cracked up

    Reply
  111. Q says

    November 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Yo mama so fat that if she ever joined a football team, she’d be the field!

    Reply
  112. Q says

    November 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    your moms punani juice stinks so bad that skunks wear her punani juices as a perfume.

    Reply
  113. jrizzy says

    November 17, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    Yo Momma is so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world

    Reply
  114. april h says

    December 19, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator.
    thats my fav……your mamas so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and a lady yelled “HEY TAXI” thats my other fav…lol

    Reply
  115. sam.c says

    January 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    yo mama is so old he brest ilk like powder!

    Reply
  116. haha says

    January 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    stupid

    Reply
  117. ... says

    January 23, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    these comments are like george bush..old,dumb and the only person that laughs is the one telling the joke

    Reply
  118. Beyonce says

    January 31, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Yo Mama so short she models 4 trophys!

    Reply
  119. Ronnie313 says

    February 5, 2009 at 1:39 am

    these moma jokes are the bomb baby

    Yo mama so fat i had to take 2 trains a bus n a taxi just 2 get on her good side!!

    Yo mama so fat she uses the equater as a belt!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in grand canyon n got stuck!!

    Yo mama so fat i rolled over 2wice n burnt my ass on the lightbulb!!

    Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window n got arrested for mooning!!

    Yo mama so ugly her mum n dad had to tie a pork chop round her neck just so the dog would play with her!!

    Yo mama so dumb she tried bunjee jumping off a pavement!!

    Yo mama so dumb she chased a parked car, then got knocked over by it!!!

    Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a toilet n pissed herself!!

    Yo mama so dumb i gave her a penny, she asked for change!!

    Yo mama so dumb and dislexic that she sold her soul to santa!!!!

    Peace.

    Reply
  120. fattty says

    February 10, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    this is very cool and thight they are beter than fried chiken

    Reply
  121. Lina says

    February 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man.

    That one made me laugh out loud :).

    Reply
  122. Stephanie Nau says

    March 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Haha,
    your mama’s so stupid, she asked for my phone and said “ooh look a razor!”
    your mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford a cardboard box.

    Reply
  123. jm says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    yo mama’s so fat her nickname is rock n roll!!!

    Reply
  124. ali says

    March 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    yo mama is so smelly even the dogs wont smell her

    Reply
  125. adam says

    March 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    yo mama so dumb she thought dabate is what you use to catch da fish

    Reply
  126. poppy says

    March 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    yo mama is so ugly, she asked a man out and he said, “sorry, i dont date dudes.”

    Reply
  127. adam says

    March 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    yo mama’s so dumb i asked for change for a twenty and she gave me a 20.

    Reply
  128. adam says

    March 27, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    yo mama’s so tiny she hangglided off dorito

    Reply
  129. poppy says

    March 27, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    yo mama is so fat you can slap her butt and ride the waves.

    Reply
  130. seannah says

    March 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    yo mamma so short she got to look up to tie her shoe

    Reply
  131. nicole says

    March 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    that stuff make me horney

    Reply
  132. nick rinser says

    April 1, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    your mom is like a peice of wood, so easy to nail

    Reply
  133. nick rinser says

    April 1, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    your mom is like a christmas tree everyone hangs there balls on her

    Reply
  134. bri n' kels says

    April 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    ur mama is so fat that she is fat
    (:

    Reply
  135. Derriah says

    April 15, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Yo Mama so stupid when she got to the sidewalk she started walkin sideways

    Yo Mama so obedient that even time somebody says SH*T she starts shitting in her pants!

    Yo Mama so twisted that her butt is on backwards

    When Yo Mama was in grade school her lips was so ashy that the teachers thought she was eating chalk

    Reply
  136. stewie says

    April 17, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Your momma’s so fat her school picture was an aerial photograph.
    Yo momma said the best bit of you ran around her ass!
    p.s. What did the constipated mathmatician do? he worked it out with a pencil.

    Reply
  137. Danielle says

    April 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    yo mamma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peek hole !!! lolz ! i <3 Eoghan Quigg !!!!!!!!!! ily xoxoxoxox

    Reply
  138. l$$jb says

    May 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    yo moms like a shotgun 1 cock and shell blow

    Reply
  139. magizill says

    May 14, 2009 at 6:52 am

    yoo thats a good n fresh 1 but not as fresh as your virgin mama lol

    Reply
  140. Torrance Gibbons says

    June 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Your mama is so stupid whe she saw the school bus go by she yelled “TWINKIE”. LOL that was lame whatever.

    Reply
  141. Deep Toot says

    June 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I Like your Moms booty but im not gay

    Reply
  142. james says

    July 4, 2009 at 10:53 am

    ur mommas so poor the ducks throw bread at her

    Reply
  143. hello1396 says

    September 27, 2009 at 7:28 am

    yo mommas so poor, she cant even pay attention

    Reply
  144. jakayla says

    November 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    yo mamma so ugly she made a blinde kid cry.
    yo mamma so poor i picked up a skate bored she said put down my car.
    yo mamma’s cooking is so horrible that when her son steped on a cockroach she said now what are we going to do for dinner.
    yo mamma so bald she had to use rice to roll her hair.
    yo mamma is so bald that her hair is unbewiveble.
    yo mamma so fat she had to get baptiesed in seaworld.
    yo so fat when she sat on the tolit she had to look at a map to find her butthole.
    yo mamma so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and a old lady said TAXI!!!

    Reply
  145. jakayla says

    November 8, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Can i just say that we do have our own website like yo mamma.yes please stop begging.yeah.bye butthead.

    Reply
  146. jakayla says

    November 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    and we ment unbeweavable.
    who ever put beyonce down on here did you know that yo mamma’s legs are so ashy that she walked in the church and the pastor said i love your stockings.nobody talks about B-E-Y-O-N-C-E YOU GET THAT BEYONCE.WORD AND RESPECT.

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  147. Allen says

    November 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    yo mama is so fat when she jumped off a plane every body looked up and said “ECLIPSE”

    Reply
  148. david says

    December 18, 2009 at 11:47 am

    ur mommas so fat when she jumped in to the ocean the whales started singing ‘we are family’

    Reply
  149. Matt says

    December 24, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Your mom’s a whore

    Reply
  150. Adam says

    January 10, 2010 at 9:32 am

    both of your mommas are probably ugly and fat so shut your mouths.

    Reply
  151. dejena says

    February 5, 2010 at 11:37 am

    yo mamas so ugly she was walking do the street and everyone said dang its halloween already.

    Reply
  152. Lorenzo says

    February 24, 2010 at 3:19 am

    Yo mama’s so wierd shes like verizon, everywhere igo!

    Reply
  153. drew says

    February 25, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    m8 i lick the juices from your mums upper lip

    Reply
  154. kim says

    March 7, 2010 at 8:28 am

    if there was a million dcks on the wall how many would u choke. if he says none that means he sucks on them if says he does both what ever he says hes gay

    Reply
  155. kim says

    March 7, 2010 at 8:31 am

    your mamas so stupid she shoved batterys up her ass and said i got the power

    Reply
  156. dara says

    March 16, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    yo mama so fat her belly button echos

    Reply
  157. kirk says

    March 21, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

    Reply
  158. kirk says

    March 21, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    bigfoot+godzilla=your mom

    Reply
  159. Tyler says

    March 26, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    your mums so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep crabs fresh!

    Reply
  160. Anthony says

    March 31, 2010 at 7:50 am

    you mama so ugly she went to a haunted house with a job applacation

    Reply
  161. Anthony says

    March 31, 2010 at 7:51 am

    yo mamas teeth so yellow she smiled and trafic slowed down

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  162. emily says

    April 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    ur mums so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

    Reply
  163. pharmar says

    April 14, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    your mums so fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders has finnished lol 🙂

    Reply
  164. pharmar says

    April 14, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    your mum so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastender has finnished

    Reply
  165. pharmar says

    April 15, 2010 at 5:04 am

    your mums so fat even dorah cant explore her

    Reply
  166. firas says

    June 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    yo mama is so stupid a guy wanted to give her an xbox she already had one she went home got a box and wrote x on it xbox

    Reply
  167. Too SiiK says

    June 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Your Momma So Fat When She Left Her House I Didnt Want To Laugh But The Ground Was Crackin Up

    Reply
  168. NINA says

    June 14, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Your mama is so stupid that she went to the movies and saw pg:13 so went home and got 13 of her friends.

    Reply
  169. NINA says

    June 14, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Yo mama is so ugly that she gave her mom morning sickness AFTER she was born….

    Reply
  170. EVA says

    June 28, 2010 at 8:04 am

    @Matt: At least my mom gets paid for it!

    Reply
  171. micah says

    July 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    ur moms so fat that i stuck a quater in her mouth pushed her belly button and milk dudes fell out her ass hole

    Reply
  172. micah says

    July 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    ur moms so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico farted and caused hurricaine kutrina

    Reply
  173. Slydude says

    July 13, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure

    Yo mama so fat she bent over and it said daylight savings time

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and started watching the couch

    yo mama so fat she she stepped on the weight scale and it said to be continued…….

    Thats a few of mine:) !!!!

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  174. Camy says

    August 13, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Yo Moma So Poor When She Go To KFC She Lickin Everyone Else’s Fingers!!

    Reply
  175. james says

    September 13, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    yo mommma so stupis she got locked in a grocery store and starved

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  176. james says

    September 13, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    yo momma so fat she got kicked out a hot dog eating contest for not sharing

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  177. james says

    September 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    man last time i heard dat joke i fell off my dinosour

    Reply
  178. kashif says

    September 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    yo mams so stupid and poor when you wanted a blackberry phone she told you to climb the blackberry tree and pull one…

    Reply
  179. kashif says

    September 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    yo momma so fat she donated your dumb ass to planet earth cause she can’t fit in it…

    Reply
  180. myles says

    September 26, 2010 at 1:57 am

    Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

    Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

    Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”

    Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

    Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

    Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

    Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.

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  181. dismaster says

    September 30, 2010 at 1:44 am

    Yo mama like a plank, flat and easy to lay..

    Reply
  182. yo muma says

    September 30, 2010 at 3:13 am

    yo muma is so fat she uses cheats for wii fit

    Reply
  183. Beast says

    October 19, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Your mom is like a vacume. She sucks, she blows, and he gets laid in the closet!!

    Reply
  184. u aint nowin pervet says

    October 21, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    yo muma so fat, she falls out of both sides of the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

    Reply
  185. u aint nowin pervet says

    October 21, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    owned biyatch!!

    Reply
  186. u aint nowin pervet says

    October 21, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    yo muma so stupid somewon sed dat it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!!!;}

    Reply
  187. ..::NoName::.. says

    October 23, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    “Your mom goes to college.”
    ^I think that beats all.

    Reply
  188. Austin Young says

    October 28, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    yo momma like a chicken coop cocks flying in and out of her all day long.
    yo momma like a bowling ball gets picked up thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
    yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can one day i asked her what she was doing she said moving

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  189. Katie says

    October 30, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Haaaaaaaa wow I like Dee one dat said ur moms like a plank and the vacum one LOL dum nuts

    Reply
  190. yeah im black what of it says

    November 3, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out.

    your momma so fat she has more chins then the chines phone book.

    Reply
  191. hackitori says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Yo Momma so small you can see her feet in her drivers licence. Oh yeah yo mommas a boody a RIP OFF She took so long i gave her a TIP OFF
    Owned

    Reply
  192. yo mama says

    December 13, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    yo mama is so ulgy when she was walking down the st the kid said is it halloween

    yo mama is so stupid she peed in a water bottle!

    yo mama is so lonle she named she cat lonles

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  193. noname says

    December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    yo mama so fat she dont take picture she take posters

    Reply
  194. Jusrina.mattala says

    December 16, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    yo mama so stubit she went on a hilocopter and the man said put on a parrasuit and jump she put on a pair a shoe ad jump…

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  195. harry says

    December 22, 2010 at 6:21 am

    your mum is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said’I cant fix it!’

    Your mum so fat that when she was into work she sat next to everybody!!

    Reply
  196. Yo Mama says

    December 31, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Im So fat and Stupid i used the highway as a slip and slide

    Reply
  197. jordan says

    January 4, 2011 at 8:49 am

    ur moms teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of buisiness

    Reply
  198. Daivion says

    January 17, 2011 at 12:16 am

    yo moma so fat if she was an airplane she would be an jumbo jet

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  199. Daivion says

    January 17, 2011 at 12:23 am

    yo moma so fat when she sat on an nintendo gamecube it turn into an nintendo gameboy

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  200. tiffany says

    January 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    your mamas so fat she had to use a boomerang for a belt buckle ..your mam so fat she had to use the world got a belt buckle …your mama so ghetto when she brest feed collaide comes out .. your mamms so fat her pinky toe caused the floods .. your mammas so fat when she whers here X coat a helicopter trys to land on her!! ahaha

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  201. tiffany says

    January 17, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    hahah ommmggg you ppll crack mee upp!!

    Reply
  202. dominique says

    February 18, 2011 at 10:55 am

    your momma so stupid she stuck a telephone up her ass and said she was making a booty call…. your momma so fat she ask the clerk for a texas size waterbed and he told her throw a blaket over the ocean…. your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale swam up beside her and said we are family even though you bigger than me. lol:)

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  203. King James says

    February 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    yeah…well…YO’ MOMMA’S TITTIES!

    Reply
  204. King James says

    February 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    got a comeback for that?

    haha

    Reply
  205. lauren143 says

    April 4, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    your mumma is so hairy, when they filmed gorillas in the mist….. all they could see was her

    Reply
  206. lauren143 says

    April 4, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    your mummas so fat when she had sex she burnt her ass on the light bulb

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  207. Gemma says

    April 22, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Yo mama’s so fat that when she wears heals she digs for oil… Yo mama’s so ugly that she makes road kill look good… Picture this, Yo mama is lieing downon the beach with her tan lines and her fat lobs hanging over her swim wear, then all of a sudden the lifeguard turns around and shouts “BEACHED WHALE”!

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  208. Gemma says

    April 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Yo mama’s so fat that scouts can camp out underneah her pits

    Reply
  209. josh says

    May 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    yo mama’s so old i told her to act her age and she died… Yo mama is so old jesus is in her yearbook

    Reply
  210. Commonsense777 says

    June 4, 2011 at 12:57 am

    Yo mama teeth so yellow, she drank from glass of water and turned it to lemonade !

    Reply
  211. Tigerluv xxx says

    July 6, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Yo mamma’s p**** is so hairy, that when her first child was born, it died of rugburn! …………….. Your mum’s like a hoover, she blows, she sucks, and gets laid in the closet! Hahahahahahahaha! 🙂 Lol!! Love your jokes! Will defo use these on the boys who think there hard at my skool. <3<3<3<3

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  212. dean says

    July 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    yo mam is like a lap even kids can turn her on.

    Reply
  213. dean says

    July 12, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    yo mam like a town bike everbody get one ride

    Reply
  214. Mannyz girl says

    September 30, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Yo moma so stupid she jumped off a boat and missed the water lolxxz <3

    Reply
  215. factbasedking says

    October 7, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    yo mama jumped in the sea and stinked the whole living things there to death including the whales…he hehehehehe

    Reply
  216. beast says

    October 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    your momma is so weak two cocks she blows(pwned!!)

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  217. beast says

    October 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    yo mama so stupid she tryed to throw a bird off a cliff

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  218. beast says

    October 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that

    Reply
  219. Candy says

    December 23, 2011 at 2:38 am

    Yo mama so ugly when she goes to get her hair cut the stylist says ima beautician not a magician

    Reply
  220. Decent comeback says

    January 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Yo mama is like a boomerang.You can f*** her chuck her dump her but she still comes back for more

    Reply
  221. Hunter says

    April 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    yo mama so fat she don’t need a internet cuz she’s already worldwide

    Reply
  222. andrew says

    April 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    your mama is so ugly that she scared the boogie man out of business

    Reply
  223. dessie says

    June 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    yo mama breath stinks so bad she put me in a coma

    Reply
  224. Bobby says

    June 11, 2012 at 7:00 am

    Yo mum so fat when she flew over seas the jumbo jet broke

    Reply
  225. tj says

    July 27, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    yo mamm teeth so yello and she so black every body saw here and startid singing black n yellow black n yellow

    Reply
  226. noddles says

    August 6, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    thats not what mom said when i was tap dancing in her draws

    Reply
  227. dcm says

    November 25, 2012 at 3:24 am

    yo mama so ugly when a bird flew by fell&died

    Reply
  228. Mustafa says

    February 16, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    your so stupid u sold your car for gas

    Reply
  229. Mustafa says

    February 16, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    your so stupid you stupid lol

    Reply
  230. YoMamaQueen1 says

    February 27, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    yo mama teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter

    Reply
  231. YomomaKing says

    April 4, 2013 at 1:48 am

    Yo Mama so short, when she tried to smoke weed she didnt go HiGH!… yo Mama so hairy that she has an afro on her bOObies! Yo Mama she tried to change the alphabet and the words were K F C!

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  232. the best comeback artist says

    March 28, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    YOUR mama is so fat when she gets on an elevator she has to go down

    Reply
  233. THIS WEBSITE IS A SCAM says

    February 1, 2017 at 4:40 am

    I fuked your mom; nice, I’m asuming you were dreaming about ur boyfriend doing it.

    Reply
  234. storen horbwendornee says

    September 18, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    your mom ugly and i hope she get shot

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  235. Quintin says

    March 10, 2019 at 7:22 am

    HIT YO MOM SO HARD SHE HAD SUTURING PROBLEMS

    Reply
  236. Quintin says

    March 10, 2019 at 7:23 am

    HIT YO MOM SO HARD SHE HAD STUTURING
    PROBLEMS

    Reply
  237. poop says

    November 8, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    thats what my dad said
    *thehehehehe
    jk

    Reply

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