I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
- Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
- Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
- Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes. Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.
Thats actually kind of funny
Yo mamma’s breath is sooo bad, her food rots before she eats it.
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she uses Lysol as mouthwash.
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, dentists recommended a scrub brush for her teeth
they were stupid
you know why yo mommas braeth is so bad?
she sucked on a toilet mint ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought a toilet mint would clean her breath. 😀
Yo momma’s breath is so bad, asians should be forced to live in internment camps.
wow; they were halarious. (NOT)
des jokes suck!! lyk…. reallii bad!!
the last one was funny..
lol.
i love it
it gets me into histarics lol
WTF clear the chat room. come on you can do better than that!?!?!
Your mommas breath is so bad, the world is hoping that the Taliban will crash a peppermint plane into her mouth.
Rook You Suck at Life!!
ye ya mams breath is tht bad she rotted a penis givin some1 a blowjob
Yo mamma breath stink so bad when she breath out it go across the world and made Donald trump want to quit
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, the military is looking into using it as biological warfar!
OR
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, when she went to the dentist he wired her mouth shut!
your mama’s soooo stupid, she sits on the tv on watches the couch
you mama breath is so hot she can start globe warming
omg dese jokez sukk
ur mama breath stankk so bad dat
she scared my joke awayy
dese r just sad jokez. ;-(
altough the fart 1 wuz o.k….
You’re joke is Corny also
Replying to something that was literally 9 years ago lol….
yo mama’s breath is so bad, she can’t help but to talk shit!!
lmaoooo
your momma breath smells like a seafood factory
yo mamas sooooo stupid she tried to lob a stone at the flor and mised
yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glas wall 2 c wat was on the othe side
!!!!! :p 🙂
Yo mama’s breath is so bad, not only does your dad refuse to kiss her, so does the mailman;)
your momma is so stupid she stuck a phone up her but and said “i got the power
Ur momma!
those were not that bad 🙂
some of these r actually prettty kool the others suck
huhuh okie
there all bad and not event funny listen to this 1
yo momma is so dum she got locked in the bath room and pissed on the floor
yoo momma is so dum she got locked in a bedroom and slept on the floor
yoo momma is so dum when she locked herself in a room with the keys in her hand she died 4 weeks later wat a dik head 🙂
hahah there funny 🙂
they all stank!!!!!
These jokes are so lame..
ok all these jokes are really really really really really really bad lol xX
i think that is dum
ur momas like a door knob everyone gets a turn
That’s soooooooooooooooooooooooo old
Your mamas breath is so bad the has been charged with assisting Sadam in producing weapons of mass destruction.
lmao, i like the one with the teeth ducking…hahahah. 😀
Ur momz like bubble gum 5 centz a blow.
Ur momz sO stupid wEn I got 2 ur house she Was starin @ DhA orange juice container bcuz iiT sed concentrate.
Ur momz sO dirty wEn she goes n takez a bath DhA water runz away.
Ur momz chest sO hairy I thought she Wa§ wearin a coconut bra.
Ur momz sO stupid she went 2 a football game n thought a quarterback Wa§ a refund.
Ur momz sO stupid she went 2 a clipperz game expecting a hair-cut.
Ur momz like ice cream every1 getz a lick.
Ur momz teeth sO yellow they glow iN DhA dark.
these suck!!!!! LOL
these suck!!!!! LOL!!!!
the only ones worth reading were matt’s…thanks for the smile matt.
Ur momma’s mouth SO nasty your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
ur mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits out butter
the wakest of wak
“ur mama is considered illegal in some countries beacause her name is mary juana”
your mama is like a brick she gets picked up and laid by mexicans
i love these peeplz
i am so enjoying the
HAHAHAHAHA YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE GOT KNOCKED BY A PARKED CAR PLUS SHEZ SO FAT SHE USES A PILLOW AS A PAD
yo mamas like an ambulance no one goes in unless its an emergency!!!! those were good but some are better
yo momo so dumb she tried to get a job with a six grade education
Yo mama is so fat she makes a sumo rustler look anerrexic
Lmao i really liked the 1 wit saddam hussein n the 1 of the mama who cnt help but 2 spk shit. U made my day guyz.;)
Your mama is so fat her mobile number came up on the weighing scales.
Your mama is so fat the whales start singing “we are family”
Your mama is so fat she made the guiness book of record holder commit sucide.
Nah!!!! these jokes SUCK!!!!! Listen to this one!!!!
Yo mama is so fat that wen she farted in the golf of Mexico dats wat caused hurricane Katrina!!!!!
Yo mama so fat wen she stands on the scale it says TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Yo mama so stupid dat she called the opporator to ask how long it takes to get from LA to Huston and she said just aminute and she said “Ahrite thanks” and hung up!!!!!
hahaha orrrr,
yo momma is so fat whne she steps on a scale it says one at a timee(:
hahaah
but those are baaaadddddd
your mama is soo poor, that the other day i saw her kicking a can across the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
rebekah hardin smells like eggs
yo mama is so fat when she tripped on 12th av. she landed on 18th av.yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas maney.yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck
yall are all stupid…
uhh… didn’t he want bad breath jokes
Wow these are all stupid and old! People need to get some new jokes and stop trying to be punks~!~
Yo mama so fat she when she got her hair done, b@atch got WHEAT FIELDS!
Yo mama so old when she breastfed you all ya got was milk powder!
Yo mama so dumb she thought cheerios were happy hookers!
These are hilarious but not as good as.. Yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and said twinkie come back… yo mama so stupis she sat on the TV and watched the couch… LOL by the way i know u people dont care but I HATE dustin
lol i got 1 yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale vegeta from dbz pops up and say HOLY CRAP KAKAROT HER POWER LEVELS OVER 10,000
you mean ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat she lost her period
All of u suck at jokes, Yo mama is so old dat wen i told her to act her own age… she died…
oh oh! i got one! (though, it is kinda religious… sorry if this offends peopel…)
yo mama is so fat and old, that when God said “let there be light” he asked her to move!
I GOT ONE yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people yell out ” HEY, TAXI”………………….
Yo mommas just like the school bus smelly and 2 bucks to ride
Yo mommas so fat that you can slap her ass and ride the waves
Yo mommas so fat she got baptised in seaworld
Yo mommas so fat that she walked past the T.V and i missed 4 seasons of the simpsons
Yo mommas so skinny she can do push ups under my bedroom door
Yo mommas so skinny she walked into the strip club and they used her as the pole
Yo mommas so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by dropping it of a cliff
Yo mommas so stupid that she got locked in coles and died of starvation
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish in the ocean
Yo mommas so nasty she puts two peices of meat between her legs and does the splits to feed her cats
Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house and said can i watch some colored T.V and she said sorry i ran out of crayons
Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house kicked a skateboard and she chased me with a knife saying dont ever touch my couch again
This n**** funny bro.
Yo mama so poor she had to borrow a loan from the bank to purchase a mint on duty free.
Yo mama breath is so high as cost of living.
Yo mama face is hard as a Action Film.
More to came stay tune!
you mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her going on a weight loss programme is the door.
Yo mama is so dumb, she gave birth to you
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the weighting scale, she saw her hand phone number
your mom so fat when she ran in a race she came in 1st 2nd and third
bravo leslie,bravo
ALSO:
Yo momma so ugly she trew a boomerang and it nver came back
Yo momma so ugly I’m going to dress like her for hallowen
Yo momma so fat SUBWAY admits that they can’t help everyone
Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a boger came out of GEORGE WASHINGTON’S nose
Yo momma so ugly in the strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes ON
Yo momma so little cofee says:DAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
P.S. Leslie these jokes are not to insult u…. just incase
yo mama so fat she applies her lipstick with a paintroller!
yo mamas so dumb, she that a crocodle was her boyfriend and kissed it. now her nickname is gummy kisser!
yo momma is so poor that she c ant even afford to pay attention
yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC with you to lick other peolpes fingers
yo momma is so ugly people put posters of her on their cars to prevent burglary
yo mamma so ugly she went to a ugly compition they said sorry no experts,
yo mamma so black they marked her abbcent in night school
yo mamma so fat she fell in luv and broke it
yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family
lawl
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heres a good 1..
yo mama so poor, she burns c.ds off of the radio.
yo mama so skinny if u throw a yellow sheet on her people say hey, there the broom
yo mama so dumb she can’t pass a blood test
yo mama so stupid she gets knocked down by a parked car
yo momma so ugly that when her husband dropped her off at the mall
he got a $200 parking fine
LOLOLOLOL!!!
yo mama is so poor ,she sews condom to use it again.
your mom is so so fat….shes fat……..period………end of story………….id still do her though………..gotta be nice to all people
Yo mammas so skinny that when she went to a strip club… she was the pole!
Yo momma is so ugly … Well … Just look at you!
your mama is so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 5 minutes of my show….
your mama is so fat when she walked on the road i tried to swerve her and i ran out of gas…
LOL
yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up xD
your mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toylet, it sang, a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me.
your mamma is so fat that when she weighed her self on the scail it read, you need to lose some weight! and it broke because she weighed so mutch.
1. Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
2.Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.
3.Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
4.Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.
5.Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
6.Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF
7.Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
8.Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.
9.Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey, did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No, I found one!”
10.I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her butt sticking out
11.Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
12.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
13.Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.
14.Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back
15.Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study
Every singal one of those sucked.
YO MAMA IS SOO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE HOTEL &SAID GIMMY A WATER BED SO THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE!!!!!!!:)
THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE OCEAN
Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin.
Ur momma is so fat she went to the beach wearin basketball shorts and they looked like daisy dukes.
Ur momma is so nasty she did a split and got stuck to the floor.
Ur momma is so hairy her armpits look like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles.
Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.
Ur momma is so old she’s got Adam and Eve’s original autograph. 🙂 hope ya’ll like them.
Those r gud jokes, bt listen to ths 1. Da way yo mama’s so blak, eve God cnt see her at night.
Da way ur mamas so skiny. Wen it rains, she cn dodg da rain drops
ya mamma so fat wen she went 2 do surgery they said soz we dont do mircles
ya mamma so fat wen she jummed in the water the water jumped out
ya mamma so she cant fit on the forklift. the forklift fits on your mum
this is for the dry scale jokes
at least my mamma can stand on it. ya mamma broke it lol
you can kill a bird chuckin it off the cliff. choop the wings off and slice its throught
shalvey willmot represent
i go to shalvey high australia, nsw, sydney, mount druitt
i can see ya mamma in space wen she jumpes
Yeah some where funny and some where not….but hey…I can’t say anything cuz I can’t even make one up rite now!!!!
I liked jhons it wuz the one bout da poor mom kicking the can and that wuz her only thing she packed cuz the can wuz her luggage!!!!!!….whew…yuppp…that wuz hilarious….L8er!!!
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
nice one
WOW!!!!!!!! DIS IS SAD I ACTUALLY HAV TO TELL YA HOW TO RIB ON YO MOMMA JOKES.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I HAVE TO ROLL OVER HER TWICE TO GET OFF.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT DURING SEX I BURNED MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I RAN AROUND HER TWICE AND GOT LOST.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS SHE HAD TO GIVE DIRECTIONS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE BROKE HER LEG, GRAVY DRIPPED OUT.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A TURKEY.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL RED, SOMEONE YELLED OUT KOOL-AID!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL YELLOW,SOMEONE YELLED OUT TAXI!
I WOULD TELL YA MORE BUT YO MOMMA JUS COULDNT TAKE IT.
yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!
Yo Momma is so fat you have to look at her twice to see her once…
Yo mama breath so bad that when people talk to her they wear a gas mask
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Yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper
The last two kind of suck. ^^;;
yo mama so dirty the U.S. army wants to use her bathwater as a biological weapon!
Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairwell to heaven
Yo mama so fat she has to use semi’s as rollerskates
Yo mama so blonde she had a tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her pencil!
yo mama so fat she make a brick go broke
yo mama so fat she make chris brown sinq”ooh baby im sorry about your weight the last time i saw 90210 it was as your weight.”
your mama so ugly she dont need 2 sinq juss to make a glass break hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l8er peeopless
Your mama’s sooo short she made a suicidal(spelling???) jump off a curb
Y0ur mamma breath s0 bad it makes the sewer smell g0od. Y0 when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. Y0 mama s0 when she wanted a water bed they threw a blanket in pacific 0cean. Y0 mama s0 fat the first w0rd she can say is 0ink. Y0ur mama s0 that shes fat!
Lol i ment y0 mama s0 fat when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. I mest up 0n that 0ne lol i am mexican :p
Man i screw up i was f0rgeting t0 say (y0 mama s0 fat) but ya kn0w what i ment hehe 😀
yo momma is so fat that i tapped her ankel and caught the first wave in
i would buy yur mom a drink but i would bo jellous of the straw
yo mama so old i saw her kicking a can down the street i said what u doin she said movin
Yo mama is so fat that when she bent down she started to roll.
yo momma so fat she went to buy a car and they said they didnt make king size
yo moma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac
yo moma so nasty she bring crabs to the ocean
yo moma soooooo fat she bleeds gravey
yo mama sooooo ugly that madea knees look better than her face
Yo mamais sooo old her birth certificate says EXPIRED
u people r sick wat do u mean ur mum dont u have a mum u make me wanna slap u get a life dont u have anything better to do. dont forget that your mums the 1 who gave u birt and brought u 2 dis world u should be thankful not hurtful
fankz 2 dah last 1 atleezt sum peepzZ got sum commun senze unlyk sum peepz i feel ashamd 4 yah parents u dnt hav respect 4 thoze hoo gav birt 2 yuh memba if dey neva wer wud u b ryt now NO WER
jus fink b4 u sai finkz awytex
buh i lyk sum of deez cuz der funni am poppin on dah uddah end of dah screen yew peepz r FUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dude. learn how to spell. like that “AliiYaHh -X- Beibeeh” chick. jesus christ.
this is f****ing jokes ppl
d***, u ppl just cant take a joke. i respect my mum and i still be sayin’ yo mama jokes………….. back to the jokes
yo mama’s teeth r so yellow i need sunglasses when she smiles
yo mama so dumb that she tried to put m&m’s into alphabetical(spelling???) order
yo mama so big thata when she sits around the house she aits AROUND it.
your mom is so fat when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY!
your mom is like spolid milk white and chunky
yo momma soo fat she tried to bungie jump and fell straight into hell…….
Most of all ur jokes’re funny,only that we’re making fun of our mothers.
we are not making fun of our mothers, if we were making fun of our mothers, we would be sayind: “my mother is…” not “yo mother is…”.
so get over it.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS. was my favourite
yo momma so fat that when she jumped into a monster truck it looked like a low rider
YA MOMMAS BRERATH IS SO BAD THAT HER TEETH AND BEGGING FOR FRESH AIR
YOU MOOMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE CLOTHING STORE TO BUY CLOTHES THEY KICKED HER OUT AND TOLD HER THEY COULD HELP HER
YA MOMMA SO FAT THE SHE HAS TO GET INTO HER CAR SIDE WAYS
\ YA MOMMA BREATH IS SO BAD THE HER LIPS HAVE BEGUN TO MELT
yo mama’s tits are so old that when she runs she turn around to see who’s clapping
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks
yo mommas breath is so bad you aint black she just breathes on you alot
yo mamas breath is so bad that when she stop breathin her teeth will have a rave party cuz the stank is gone
yo mamas so fat that when one of my friends tried to drive around her, they couldnt stop! theyre still going. i think theyre past antarctica by now.
XD
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc 123 yo fat ass i suficating me
what up skyler
yo mama so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came out with a pay check!!!!!
haha funny seth
ik the ipad is so gay
f*%k you
GsklerAmoneY says:
November 30, 2010 at 9:44 am
f*%k you
remove
he likes men
the podcast is so gay
yup
hahahahahha
joke is good
this joke is sweet
haha
hi little boys
hi creep call me
hahahahahahahahahhah
hehehe
lol
yo mama’s breath is so bad, when she breathes through her nose she faints from the fumes… plz dont say that this sucks cuz i already kno…i kno a better..yo mama’s so fat joke…. it is….yo mama’s so fat when god said “let there be light” he asked her to meve…..lol
srry..i meant MOVE not MEVE
how about yo mama’s breath so bad when she yawn the world will already be 2012
the last ones my favorite, I love fart jokes, LOLOLOL!!!!!
lol funny man
yo mamas breath so bad rats get scared and wont go near her
yo mama breath so bad when she spit she make hot sauce yo mama
breath so hot when she was pregnant when she took deep breath her baby died.
yo mama breath is soo bad i don’t know if it is the sewer or if it was road kill
lassie
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Your breath so stinks you made all humans extinct
not so hot jokes but its still ok miii geuss . NOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! SIKENAW LOL
You guys suck
Yo mama does not need Internet she’s world wide
Breath smell like spoil milk and smell like musty 🐄 💩
yo mama so fat that when she go to the movie theatre she sits next to everyone.
yo mama so old she knew burger while he was still a prince.