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You are here: Home / Jokes / Insults and Cutdowns / Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

January 8, 2009 by F&J Staff 181 Comments

I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.

  • Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
  • Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
  • Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
  • Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
  • Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes.  Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.

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Comments

  1. someone says

    January 9, 2009 at 7:19 am

    Thats actually kind of funny

    Reply
  2. that one guy says

    January 9, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Yo mamma’s breath is sooo bad, her food rots before she eats it.

    Reply
  3. Damien says

    January 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she uses Lysol as mouthwash.

    Reply
  4. Damien says

    January 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Yo mama’s breath is so bad, dentists recommended a scrub brush for her teeth

    Reply
  5. funny boy says

    January 10, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    they were stupid

    Reply
  6. funny boy says

    January 10, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    you know why yo mommas braeth is so bad?

    she sucked on a toilet mint ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  7. Blah says

    January 12, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought a toilet mint would clean her breath. 😀

    Reply
  8. queer says

    January 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Yo momma’s breath is so bad, asians should be forced to live in internment camps.

    Reply
  9. James says

    January 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    wow; they were halarious. (NOT)

    Reply
  10. that otha guy says

    January 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    des jokes suck!! lyk…. reallii bad!!

    Reply
  11. kuppa says

    January 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    the last one was funny..

    Reply
  12. kuppa says

    January 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    lol.

    Reply
  13. becca says

    January 28, 2009 at 6:15 am

    i love it
    it gets me into histarics lol

    Reply
  14. SRTMH1 says

    January 28, 2009 at 9:53 am

    WTF clear the chat room. come on you can do better than that!?!?!

    Reply
  15. Rook says

    January 29, 2009 at 12:56 am

    Your mommas breath is so bad, the world is hoping that the Taliban will crash a peppermint plane into her mouth.

    Reply
  16. I Use To Be Jesus says

    January 29, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Rook You Suck at Life!!

    Reply
  17. leanne says

    January 29, 2009 at 11:50 am

    ye ya mams breath is tht bad she rotted a penis givin some1 a blowjob

    Reply
    • David hill says

      September 8, 2017 at 10:42 pm

      Yo mamma breath stink so bad when she breath out it go across the world and made Donald trump want to quit

      Reply
  18. Yourdad says

    January 29, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Yo mama’s breath is so bad, the military is looking into using it as biological warfar!

    OR

    Yo mama’s breath is so bad, when she went to the dentist he wired her mouth shut!

    Reply
  19. yourmamaaaaaaa' says

    January 30, 2009 at 8:08 am

    your mama’s soooo stupid, she sits on the tv on watches the couch

    Reply
  20. ande alston says

    January 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    you mama breath is so hot she can start globe warming

    Reply
  21. y do u need miin name 4 says

    January 30, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    omg dese jokez sukk
    ur mama breath stankk so bad dat
    she scared my joke awayy
    dese r just sad jokez. ;-(
    altough the fart 1 wuz o.k….

    Reply
    • I’m the one says

      April 27, 2018 at 5:34 pm

      You’re joke is Corny also

      Reply
      • Bobby says

        October 2, 2018 at 9:45 pm

        Replying to something that was literally 9 years ago lol….

        Reply
  22. bergy says

    January 31, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    yo mama’s breath is so bad, she can’t help but to talk shit!!
    lmaoooo

    Reply
  23. Randy says

    February 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    your momma breath smells like a seafood factory

    Reply
  24. jon says

    February 3, 2009 at 6:21 am

    yo mamas sooooo stupid she tried to lob a stone at the flor and mised

    yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glas wall 2 c wat was on the othe side
    !!!!! :p 🙂

    Reply
  25. msjones says

    February 5, 2009 at 3:44 am

    Yo mama’s breath is so bad, not only does your dad refuse to kiss her, so does the mailman;)

    Reply
  26. angelica says

    February 6, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    your momma is so stupid she stuck a phone up her but and said “i got the power

    Reply
  27. iwillpwnusobadlynojokokay says

    February 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Ur momma!
    those were not that bad 🙂

    Reply
  28. ianityomomma says

    February 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    some of these r actually prettty kool the others suck

    Reply
  29. danie&meg says

    February 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    huhuh okie

    Reply
  30. Jono says

    February 18, 2009 at 1:56 am

    there all bad and not event funny listen to this 1

    yo momma is so dum she got locked in the bath room and pissed on the floor

    yoo momma is so dum she got locked in a bedroom and slept on the floor

    yoo momma is so dum when she locked herself in a room with the keys in her hand she died 4 weeks later wat a dik head 🙂

    hahah there funny 🙂

    Reply
  31. court says

    February 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    they all stank!!!!!

    Reply
  32. ZeOdentizher says

    February 20, 2009 at 5:31 am

    These jokes are so lame..

    Reply
  33. mercedes says

    February 21, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    ok all these jokes are really really really really really really bad lol xX

    Reply
  34. akeina says

    February 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    i think that is dum

    Reply
  35. Richboy says

    February 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    ur momas like a door knob everyone gets a turn

    Reply
    • Me says

      October 15, 2019 at 3:32 am

      That’s soooooooooooooooooooooooo old

      Reply
  36. Mikey says

    February 23, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Your mamas breath is so bad the has been charged with assisting Sadam in producing weapons of mass destruction.

    Reply
  37. samantha says

    February 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    lmao, i like the one with the teeth ducking…hahahah. 😀

    Reply
  38. Matt says

    February 25, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Ur momz like bubble gum 5 centz a blow.

    Ur momz sO stupid wEn I got 2 ur house she Was starin @ DhA orange juice container bcuz iiT sed concentrate.

    Ur momz sO dirty wEn she goes n takez a bath DhA water runz away.

    Ur momz chest sO hairy I thought she Wa§ wearin a coconut bra.

    Ur momz sO stupid she went 2 a football game n thought a quarterback Wa§ a refund.

    Ur momz sO stupid she went 2 a clipperz game expecting a hair-cut.

    Ur momz like ice cream every1 getz a lick.

    Ur momz teeth sO yellow they glow iN DhA dark.

    Reply
  39. Brady says

    February 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    these suck!!!!! LOL

    Reply
  40. Brady says

    February 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    these suck!!!!! LOL!!!!

    Reply
  41. Kim says

    February 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    the only ones worth reading were matt’s…thanks for the smile matt.

    Reply
  42. Liz says

    February 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Ur momma’s mouth SO nasty your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye

    Reply
  43. jose says

    February 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    ur mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits out butter
    the wakest of wak
    “ur mama is considered illegal in some countries beacause her name is mary juana”
    your mama is like a brick she gets picked up and laid by mexicans

    Reply
  44. huda says

    March 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    i love these peeplz
    i am so enjoying the

    Reply
  45. DINESH says

    March 3, 2009 at 10:22 am

    HAHAHAHAHA YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE GOT KNOCKED BY A PARKED CAR PLUS SHEZ SO FAT SHE USES A PILLOW AS A PAD

    Reply
  46. jm says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    yo mamas like an ambulance no one goes in unless its an emergency!!!! those were good but some are better

    Reply
  47. travon says

    March 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    yo momo so dumb she tried to get a job with a six grade education

    Reply
  48. Elijah says

    March 24, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Yo mama is so fat she makes a sumo rustler look anerrexic

    Reply
  49. Amokilyawitmystupidjokes says

    March 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Lmao i really liked the 1 wit saddam hussein n the 1 of the mama who cnt help but 2 spk shit. U made my day guyz.;)

    Reply
  50. eoghan says

    March 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Your mama is so fat her mobile number came up on the weighing scales.
    Your mama is so fat the whales start singing “we are family”
    Your mama is so fat she made the guiness book of record holder commit sucide.

    Reply
  51. D Duck says

    March 28, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Nah!!!! these jokes SUCK!!!!! Listen to this one!!!!
    Yo mama is so fat that wen she farted in the golf of Mexico dats wat caused hurricane Katrina!!!!!
    Yo mama so fat wen she stands on the scale it says TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
    Yo mama so stupid dat she called the opporator to ask how long it takes to get from LA to Huston and she said just aminute and she said “Ahrite thanks” and hung up!!!!!

    Reply
  52. ryeebear(: says

    April 5, 2009 at 8:55 am

    hahaha orrrr,
    yo momma is so fat whne she steps on a scale it says one at a timee(:
    hahaah
    but those are baaaadddddd

    Reply
  53. John cooperloppersteenfigginvanhugen copen hagen tacosoo the third jr. Sr. the fifth says

    April 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    your mama is soo poor, that the other day i saw her kicking a can across the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

    Reply
  54. John cooperloppersteenfigginvanhugen copen hagen tacosoo the third jr. Sr. the fifth says

    April 7, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    rebekah hardin smells like eggs

    Reply
  55. poopy pants says

    April 14, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    yo mama is so fat when she tripped on 12th av. she landed on 18th av.yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas maney.yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck

    Reply
  56. blane says

    April 15, 2009 at 11:17 am

    yall are all stupid…

    Reply
  57. joe says

    April 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    uhh… didn’t he want bad breath jokes

    Reply
  58. gayboy4eva says

    April 17, 2009 at 9:17 am

    Wow these are all stupid and old! People need to get some new jokes and stop trying to be punks~!~

    Reply
  59. mott3h says

    April 19, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Yo mama so fat she when she got her hair done, b@atch got WHEAT FIELDS!
    Yo mama so old when she breastfed you all ya got was milk powder!
    Yo mama so dumb she thought cheerios were happy hookers!

    Reply
  60. Dustin H8r says

    April 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    These are hilarious but not as good as.. Yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and said twinkie come back… yo mama so stupis she sat on the TV and watched the couch… LOL by the way i know u people dont care but I HATE dustin

    Reply
  61. leslie says

    April 22, 2009 at 8:38 am

    lol i got 1 yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale vegeta from dbz pops up and say HOLY CRAP KAKAROT HER POWER LEVELS OVER 10,000

    Reply
    • Imjerryking says

      December 9, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      you mean ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

      Reply
  62. Katrina says

    April 22, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    yo mama so fat she lost her period

    Reply
  63. Ajcoolz007 says

    April 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    All of u suck at jokes, Yo mama is so old dat wen i told her to act her own age… she died…

    Reply
  64. AA118 says

    April 25, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    oh oh! i got one! (though, it is kinda religious… sorry if this offends peopel…)

    yo mama is so fat and old, that when God said “let there be light” he asked her to move!

    Reply
  65. smileygirl says

    April 26, 2009 at 1:41 am

    I GOT ONE yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people yell out ” HEY, TAXI”………………….

    Reply
  66. steve says

    April 28, 2009 at 3:28 am

    Yo mommas just like the school bus smelly and 2 bucks to ride
    Yo mommas so fat that you can slap her ass and ride the waves
    Yo mommas so fat she got baptised in seaworld
    Yo mommas so fat that she walked past the T.V and i missed 4 seasons of the simpsons
    Yo mommas so skinny she can do push ups under my bedroom door
    Yo mommas so skinny she walked into the strip club and they used her as the pole
    Yo mommas so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave
    Yo mommas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by dropping it of a cliff
    Yo mommas so stupid that she got locked in coles and died of starvation
    Yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish in the ocean
    Yo mommas so nasty she puts two peices of meat between her legs and does the splits to feed her cats
    Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house and said can i watch some colored T.V and she said sorry i ran out of crayons
    Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house kicked a skateboard and she chased me with a knife saying dont ever touch my couch again

    Reply
    • Imjerryking says

      December 9, 2019 at 8:22 pm

      This n**** funny bro.

      Reply
  67. Jookman says

    April 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Yo mama so poor she had to borrow a loan from the bank to purchase a mint on duty free.

    Yo mama breath is so high as cost of living.

    Yo mama face is hard as a Action Film.

    More to came stay tune!

    Reply
  68. Alice says

    May 2, 2009 at 7:23 am

    you mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her going on a weight loss programme is the door.

    Reply
  69. OrAnGe says

    May 10, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Yo mama is so dumb, she gave birth to you
    Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the weighting scale, she saw her hand phone number

    Reply
  70. sean says

    May 15, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    your mom so fat when she ran in a race she came in 1st 2nd and third

    Reply
  71. Raph says

    May 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    bravo leslie,bravo
    ALSO:
    Yo momma so ugly she trew a boomerang and it nver came back
    Yo momma so ugly I’m going to dress like her for hallowen
    Yo momma so fat SUBWAY admits that they can’t help everyone
    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a boger came out of GEORGE WASHINGTON’S nose
    Yo momma so ugly in the strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes ON
    Yo momma so little cofee says:DAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
    P.S. Leslie these jokes are not to insult u…. just incase

    Reply
  72. shants says

    May 23, 2009 at 4:36 am

    yo mama so fat she applies her lipstick with a paintroller!

    Reply
  73. hunty says

    May 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    yo mamas so dumb, she that a crocodle was her boyfriend and kissed it. now her nickname is gummy kisser!

    Reply
  74. t-man says

    June 5, 2009 at 6:41 am

    yo momma is so poor that she c ant even afford to pay attention
    yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC with you to lick other peolpes fingers
    yo momma is so ugly people put posters of her on their cars to prevent burglary

    Reply
  75. nuu says

    June 5, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    yo mamma so ugly she went to a ugly compition they said sorry no experts,
    yo mamma so black they marked her abbcent in night school
    yo mamma so fat she fell in luv and broke it
    yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family

    Reply
  76. ƒòr£vérévér says

    June 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    lawl

    Reply
  77. ƒòr£vérévér says

    June 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    cairne, horde, keeneeyee roguester and jarimaen. 62, 55, 27 respectavly

    Reply
  78. thebestcoop14 says

    June 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    heres a good 1..
    yo mama so poor, she burns c.ds off of the radio.
    yo mama so skinny if u throw a yellow sheet on her people say hey, there the broom
    yo mama so dumb she can’t pass a blood test
    yo mama so stupid she gets knocked down by a parked car

    Reply
  79. gio dude says

    July 15, 2009 at 5:07 am

    yo momma so ugly that when her husband dropped her off at the mall
    he got a $200 parking fine
    LOLOLOLOL!!!

    Reply
  80. mallas says

    July 16, 2009 at 1:22 am

    yo mama is so poor ,she sews condom to use it again.

    Reply
  81. Brent says

    July 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    your mom is so so fat….shes fat……..period………end of story………….id still do her though………..gotta be nice to all people

    Reply
  82. Nice Girl says

    July 24, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Yo mammas so skinny that when she went to a strip club… she was the pole!

    Reply
  83. tom says

    July 26, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Yo momma is so ugly … Well … Just look at you!

    Reply
  84. cool says

    August 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    your mama is so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 5 minutes of my show….
    your mama is so fat when she walked on the road i tried to swerve her and i ran out of gas…
    LOL

    Reply
  85. alex says

    September 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up xD

    Reply
  86. Gabby says

    October 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    your mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toylet, it sang, a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me.

    Reply
  87. Gabby says

    October 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    your mamma is so fat that when she weighed her self on the scail it read, you need to lose some weight! and it broke because she weighed so mutch.

    Reply
  88. cheesy says

    October 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    1. Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!

    2.Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.

    3.Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!

    4.Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.

    5.Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!

    6.Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF

    7.Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.

    8.Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.

    9.Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey, did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No, I found one!”

    10.I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her butt sticking out

    11.Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops

    12.
    Your mom is so fat her picture fell down

    13.Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

    14.Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back

    15.Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

    Reply
  89. Kaleb says

    October 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Every singal one of those sucked.

    Reply
  90. someone says

    October 23, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    YO MAMA IS SOO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE HOTEL &SAID GIMMY A WATER BED SO THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE!!!!!!!:)

    Reply
  91. someone says

    October 23, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE OCEAN

    Reply
  92. Bob the Builder says

    October 31, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin.
    Ur momma is so fat she went to the beach wearin basketball shorts and they looked like daisy dukes.
    Ur momma is so nasty she did a split and got stuck to the floor.
    Ur momma is so hairy her armpits look like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
    Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles.
    Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.
    Ur momma is so old she’s got Adam and Eve’s original autograph. 🙂 hope ya’ll like them.

    Reply
  93. Daniboi says

    November 21, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Those r gud jokes, bt listen to ths 1. Da way yo mama’s so blak, eve God cnt see her at night.

    Reply
  94. Daniboi says

    November 21, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Da way ur mamas so skiny. Wen it rains, she cn dodg da rain drops

    Reply
  95. ya mum says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:42 am

    ya mamma so fat wen she went 2 do surgery they said soz we dont do mircles
    ya mamma so fat wen she jummed in the water the water jumped out
    ya mamma so she cant fit on the forklift. the forklift fits on your mum

    this is for the dry scale jokes

    at least my mamma can stand on it. ya mamma broke it lol

    you can kill a bird chuckin it off the cliff. choop the wings off and slice its throught

    Reply
  96. mad man says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:44 am

    shalvey willmot represent

    i go to shalvey high australia, nsw, sydney, mount druitt

    i can see ya mamma in space wen she jumpes

    Reply
  97. alex says

    December 31, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Yeah some where funny and some where not….but hey…I can’t say anything cuz I can’t even make one up rite now!!!!

    Reply
  98. alex says

    December 31, 2009 at 3:30 am

    I liked jhons it wuz the one bout da poor mom kicking the can and that wuz her only thing she packed cuz the can wuz her luggage!!!!!!….whew…yuppp…that wuz hilarious….L8er!!!

    Reply
  99. poop says

    December 31, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

    Reply
  100. diss says

    January 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    nice one

    Reply
  101. MARISSA says

    January 6, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    WOW!!!!!!!! DIS IS SAD I ACTUALLY HAV TO TELL YA HOW TO RIB ON YO MOMMA JOKES.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I HAVE TO ROLL OVER HER TWICE TO GET OFF.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT DURING SEX I BURNED MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I RAN AROUND HER TWICE AND GOT LOST.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS SHE HAD TO GIVE DIRECTIONS.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE BROKE HER LEG, GRAVY DRIPPED OUT.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A TURKEY.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL RED, SOMEONE YELLED OUT KOOL-AID!

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL YELLOW,SOMEONE YELLED OUT TAXI!

    I WOULD TELL YA MORE BUT YO MOMMA JUS COULDNT TAKE IT.

    Reply
  102. Allie newell says

    January 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!

    Reply
  103. lexx says

    January 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Yo Momma is so fat you have to look at her twice to see her once…

    Reply
  104. khid vhik says

    February 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Yo mama breath so bad that when people talk to her they wear a gas mask

    Reply
  105. tie says

    February 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    t

    Reply
  106. Raice says

    February 12, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper

    Reply
  107. MissKiss says

    February 14, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    The last two kind of suck. ^^;;

    Reply
  108. Ashliii says

    February 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    yo mama so dirty the U.S. army wants to use her bathwater as a biological weapon!

    Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants!

    Yo mama so fat she broke the stairwell to heaven

    Yo mama so fat she has to use semi’s as rollerskates

    Yo mama so blonde she had a tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her pencil!

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  109. Odalis says

    March 2, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    yo mama so fat she make a brick go broke
    yo mama so fat she make chris brown sinq”ooh baby im sorry about your weight the last time i saw 90210 it was as your weight.”

    Reply
  110. Liza Jumbalaya says

    March 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    your mama so ugly she dont need 2 sinq juss to make a glass break hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l8er peeopless

    Reply
  111. Audrey says

    March 20, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Your mama’s sooo short she made a suicidal(spelling???) jump off a curb

    Reply
  112. K0olmexican says

    March 22, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Y0ur mamma breath s0 bad it makes the sewer smell g0od. Y0 when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. Y0 mama s0 when she wanted a water bed they threw a blanket in pacific 0cean. Y0 mama s0 fat the first w0rd she can say is 0ink. Y0ur mama s0 that shes fat!

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  113. K0olmexican says

    March 22, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Lol i ment y0 mama s0 fat when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. I mest up 0n that 0ne lol i am mexican :p

    Reply
  114. K0olmexican says

    March 22, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    Man i screw up i was f0rgeting t0 say (y0 mama s0 fat) but ya kn0w what i ment hehe 😀

    Reply
  115. Teddaye says

    March 28, 2010 at 6:50 am

    yo momma is so fat that i tapped her ankel and caught the first wave in

    Reply
  116. tom says

    March 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    i would buy yur mom a drink but i would bo jellous of the straw

    Reply
  117. JJ says

    April 6, 2010 at 11:38 am

    yo mama so old i saw her kicking a can down the street i said what u doin she said movin

    Reply
  118. rach-e-may says

    April 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that when she bent down she started to roll.

    Reply
  119. Parker Bryson says

    May 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    yo momma so fat she went to buy a car and they said they didnt make king size

    Reply
  120. davilynn says

    May 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    yo moma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac

    Reply
  121. davilynn says

    May 11, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    yo moma so nasty she bring crabs to the ocean

    Reply
  122. davilynn says

    May 11, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    yo moma soooooo fat she bleeds gravey

    Reply
  123. julisa says

    May 15, 2010 at 8:47 am

    yo mama sooooo ugly that madea knees look better than her face

    Reply
  124. Tamaku says

    May 15, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Yo mamais sooo old her birth certificate says EXPIRED

    Reply
  125. anna says

    May 19, 2010 at 4:44 am

    u people r sick wat do u mean ur mum dont u have a mum u make me wanna slap u get a life dont u have anything better to do. dont forget that your mums the 1 who gave u birt and brought u 2 dis world u should be thankful not hurtful

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  126. AliiYaHh -X- says

    June 7, 2010 at 9:48 am

    fankz 2 dah last 1 atleezt sum peepzZ got sum commun senze unlyk sum peepz i feel ashamd 4 yah parents u dnt hav respect 4 thoze hoo gav birt 2 yuh memba if dey neva wer wud u b ryt now NO WER

    jus fink b4 u sai finkz awytex

    Reply
  127. AliiYaHh -X- Beibeeh says

    June 7, 2010 at 9:50 am

    buh i lyk sum of deez cuz der funni am poppin on dah uddah end of dah screen yew peepz r FUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Reply
  128. amanda. says

    June 21, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    dude. learn how to spell. like that “AliiYaHh -X- Beibeeh” chick. jesus christ.

    Reply
  129. bbm says

    June 24, 2010 at 11:15 am

    this is f****ing jokes ppl

    Reply
  130. bethany says

    July 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    d***, u ppl just cant take a joke. i respect my mum and i still be sayin’ yo mama jokes………….. back to the jokes

    yo mama’s teeth r so yellow i need sunglasses when she smiles

    yo mama so dumb that she tried to put m&m’s into alphabetical(spelling???) order
    yo mama so big thata when she sits around the house she aits AROUND it.

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  131. Jonathan says

    July 14, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    your mom is so fat when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY!

    Reply
  132. baby says

    July 15, 2010 at 12:51 am

    your mom is like spolid milk white and chunky

    Reply
  133. colin martin says

    August 9, 2010 at 12:09 am

    yo momma soo fat she tried to bungie jump and fell straight into hell…….

    Reply
  134. cole moyo says

    August 27, 2010 at 6:26 am

    Most of all ur jokes’re funny,only that we’re making fun of our mothers.

    Reply
  135. Hunter says

    September 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    we are not making fun of our mothers, if we were making fun of our mothers, we would be sayind: “my mother is…” not “yo mother is…”.
    so get over it.

    Reply
  136. Hunter says

    September 2, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS. was my favourite

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  137. Danni says

    September 7, 2010 at 12:28 am

    yo momma so fat that when she jumped into a monster truck it looked like a low rider

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  138. HAROLD says

    September 17, 2010 at 11:35 am

    YA MOMMAS BRERATH IS SO BAD THAT HER TEETH AND BEGGING FOR FRESH AIR

    YOU MOOMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE CLOTHING STORE TO BUY CLOTHES THEY KICKED HER OUT AND TOLD HER THEY COULD HELP HER

    YA MOMMA SO FAT THE SHE HAS TO GET INTO HER CAR SIDE WAYS
    \ YA MOMMA BREATH IS SO BAD THE HER LIPS HAVE BEGUN TO MELT

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  139. blacktepes says

    September 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    yo mama’s tits are so old that when she runs she turn around to see who’s clapping

    Reply
  140. aaron says

    October 3, 2010 at 6:26 am

    yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks

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  141. aaron says

    October 3, 2010 at 6:27 am

    yo mommas breath is so bad you aint black she just breathes on you alot

    Reply
  142. bang-shoop-wobble-dop says

    October 7, 2010 at 9:06 am

    yo mamas breath is so bad that when she stop breathin her teeth will have a rave party cuz the stank is gone
    yo mamas so fat that when one of my friends tried to drive around her, they couldnt stop! theyre still going. i think theyre past antarctica by now.
    XD

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  143. canddy says

    November 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc 123 yo fat ass i suficating me

    Reply
  144. mmlab says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:40 am

    what up skyler

    Reply
  145. mmlab says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:41 am

    yo mama so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came out with a pay check!!!!!

    Reply
  146. GsethAmoneY says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:42 am

    haha funny seth

    Reply
  147. mmlab says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:43 am

    ik the ipad is so gay

    Reply
  148. GsklerAmoneY says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:44 am

    f*%k you

    Reply
  149. ben dover says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:45 am

    GsklerAmoneY says:
    November 30, 2010 at 9:44 am

    f*%k you

    remove
    he likes men

    Reply
  150. Jack Mehof says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:46 am

    the podcast is so gay

    Reply
  151. mike hawk says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:47 am

    yup

    Reply
  152. fuk U fuk me says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:48 am

    hahahahahha

    Reply
  153. thehugeman69 says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:49 am

    joke is good

    Reply
  154. Gayguysof2010 says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:49 am

    this joke is sweet

    Reply
  155. bone r joke says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:50 am

    haha

    Reply
  156. 40oldcreeper69 says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:51 am

    hi little boys

    Reply
  157. candy4kid says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:52 am

    hi creep call me

    hahahahahahahahahhah

    Reply
  158. funnyman/girl says

    November 30, 2010 at 9:55 am

    hehehe

    Reply
  159. abcdcrc says

    December 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    lol

    Reply
  160. The NOT Funny Guy says

    February 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    yo mama’s breath is so bad, when she breathes through her nose she faints from the fumes… plz dont say that this sucks cuz i already kno…i kno a better..yo mama’s so fat joke…. it is….yo mama’s so fat when god said “let there be light” he asked her to meve…..lol

    Reply
  161. The NOT Funny Guy says

    February 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    srry..i meant MOVE not MEVE

    Reply
  162. hbbh says

    May 31, 2011 at 4:46 am

    how about yo mama’s breath so bad when she yawn the world will already be 2012

    Reply
  163. KushGirl 420 says

    June 7, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    the last ones my favorite, I love fart jokes, LOLOLOL!!!!!

    Reply
  164. kawthar says

    November 24, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    lol funny man

    Reply
  165. watafail j.e.t. says

    December 5, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    yo mamas breath so bad rats get scared and wont go near her

    Reply
  166. jimmywilliams says

    December 22, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    yo mama breath so bad when she spit she make hot sauce yo mama
    breath so hot when she was pregnant when she took deep breath her baby died.

    Reply
  167. amberfannell says

    December 23, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    yo mama breath is soo bad i don’t know if it is the sewer or if it was road kill

    Reply
  168. wqjdopw says

    March 2, 2012 at 7:19 am

    lassie

    Reply
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    February 1, 2013 at 9:06 am

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    Reply
  170. kevin says

    June 10, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Your breath so stinks you made all humans extinct

    Reply
  171. melody carver says

    June 11, 2013 at 11:59 am

    not so hot jokes but its still ok miii geuss . NOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! SIKENAW LOL

    Reply
  172. Jary Perez says

    March 18, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    You guys suck
    Yo mama does not need Internet she’s world wide

    Reply
  173. Maurice says

    October 16, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Breath smell like spoil milk and smell like musty 🐄 💩

    Reply
  174. Imjerryking5000 says

    December 9, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    yo mama so fat that when she go to the movie theatre she sits next to everyone.

    Reply
  175. Imjerryking says

    December 9, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    yo mama so old she knew burger while he was still a prince.

    Reply

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