I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
- Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
- Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
- Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes. Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.