I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you’ll find in this post. I’m sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done…
Top 3 Signs You’re Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii
- You adjust your facial hair in real life to make it easier to create an accurate Mii of yourself.
- When you continually get gutter balls in real life bowling and then use your Wii-bowl technique and get a strike.
- You’re shocked to see a real baseball game go more than 3 innings.
Top 3 Most Inappropriate Wii Jokes
- Come over and play with my Wii tonight.
- I’m playing with my Wii.
- My Wii is so much fun!
Top 3 Dumbest Wii One-Liner Jokes
- I’ve got to take a Wii
- Houston, Wii have a problem
- It’s so much more fun to Wii with lots of people watching.
Ok I admin, these are some These are Wii-lly bad jokes. If you can do better, post some in the comments!
They’re cute X3
Lol! My was boyfriend texting me and tried to use funny pick up lines on me to “pick me up” here are a couple of them:
*Wii might make a great couple
*Come over and play with my Wii tonight, girl it might be fun.
*Do you work for UPS, cause I just say you checking out my package
LOL. I just started cracking up! xD. He is so funny, but those pick up lines are sooo chesey.
Omg… these wii jokes are so retarted. lol. This is suppose to be a family game and yet you want to take it like that. GROW UP FOLKS!!!!!
what a bunch of fking idiots…
u wana cometo my hou nd play my wii its soft
only good things come out of my wii ither then the fact all wiis are hard and ge played with alot
i’ll be one second i need a wii, damn i dotn have enough money.
thats the worst joke eva!!!!!!!!! 😀
wii want some more!!! XD
what a wii-tard. gotta run. i have to wii
wii will not wii will not be moved XD
@wtf…wii ly now? aint u a lil wii to use that word
Here’s one, not my own i’m afraid. It came a few weeks ago from Good News Week on Network Ten:
What you call a person that throws their Wii-remote everywear?
A Wii-tard.
(when wearing wii pajama pants) I wiid my pants
the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up
PLEASE give us the option to turn this off for all videos in account settings. It's so annoying having the annioattons editor on by default, especially for people (myself included) who have no intentions to use this feature.
lol WTF 🙂
OMG people are soooooooooooooo WEIRDOS 😛
hey jesse
can you tell me some jokes that are as weird as these stupid ones lol omg i no a hole heap 🙂
well there was a plain full of bloneds and 1 brown head and the bottem of the plain fell of and 1 had to get off coz it got heavy and so the brown girl said ill go then the bloneds c lamp lol
hahahahhah DO U GET IT
what did the man say to the woman want to play with my black wii
Haha, this are so cute and funny!
i desperatly want a wii 🙂
What does a gay horse eat? HHHHHAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! (you got to say it in a gaymans voice
These jokes are so gay.
…THEY SCARE ME
hey ladies i noticed your pretty fit you know i heard you fit ladies play alot of wii…i brought mine and im pretty sure we can all play!!!
hahaha I love that one^^
Lol 🙂 so hows people?? 🙂 😛
the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up
nothin much what about you im 14 U??
Wii jokes watever they arent even funny iff u ask mii they r stupid but ok in places woo my 16th bday 2mozziieeee xx
or happy bday then i hope you had funn 🙂 🙂
WTFWTF IZ ALL I KEN SAI CANT YALL THIINNK FUNNY?!!!!!1
So a dad goes to bed and his son stays awake out in the living room… he is going through pubirty… the dad starts hearing sex noises off the tv… the next morning the dad asks him what he was doing and the kid says he was playing ps3… the dad says oh no u werent, u were playing wii!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHA XD
Um well most of the comments that weere “jokes” were retarrded wii will wii will rock youu :p
for ps3 and xbox 360 your a noob if you can’t play there games. for wii your a wiitard
Come play my Wii, i have a nice rubber protector on the controller, it is so squidgy and nice lol
oh those jokes made me laughed until i wiied my pants actually those jokes were lame
I’m just moving my Wii around!
some of the jokes are the most wii-tarded i have ever heard of
Wtf… lol Wii are the champions my friends!!1 No time for Noobers cuz Wii are the champions!!!!! xD ( I know that’s not how it goes 😛 lolz)
Lmao, these are some good jokes. I think the ones peepzles commented were better than the original ones but still, they were funny. Wii-tards lol. Someone has that as their CoD4:MWR name
You guys really need to get a life if you make jokes about wii`s
wii… should all leave this website
Wii wii-l leave this fwiiken wiibsite!
wii is good for losing weight and Njoy with friends!!
jokes
Any body want some wiid
most of you fcking people need to buy some humor.
1. Girl, i think you need to come over and try my old wii
Haha i like dah houston one lol
Your answer was just what I neeedd. It’s made my day!
gand tuji chedeachya
Thats pretty WiiTarded
Cute. Keep trying.
In Soviet Russia, Wii play you.
i wii-ly like what you did there.
my wii broke last night
would u like to borrow my wii
my wii is black
wii wiil rock you.. wii wiil wii wiil rock you..
wiis r RUBBISH ps3 betta am 10 an am presdige 9,40. L
our neighbor jack lended his wii to us
french peeps say “wii, wii”!
An ipad is what you use to clean your xbox after playing with your partners wii
Will u scratch my wii?
Don’t smoke wii’d!!!! 😀
And the last little piggy went wii wii all the way home..
IM NOT GAY BUT I REAlY CRIED OVER MY FRNDS WII
its was a cold nyt and wii had got home early to find my dad playing with his wii
jane and her moda were fighting over my wii thy almost broke it luckily iv got a very strong black wii
in real life dis is not da case “nobady likes a very big wii”
who wuld like to watch me play with my wii
my sister is mad at my father coz she didnt get a wii
girls dnt luk at me when i play with my wii, they think im childish
girl are peeping through my wii’ndow to luk at my wii
my father might be a pc engineer but he sure knws hw 2 fix my wii
wow my wii is hard will u beat it for me
i got cought playing with my wii after bed time.
my wii gets really warm after I play with
it for a while…(:
wii are the champions
my freinds ate my wii
my freinds came over to play with my wii
f*ckin SHUT UP not funny at all…
these jokes are annoying
omfg grow up these aren’t even funny theyre lame…
suckk on my dii while im playing on my wii ;P
Gayy.! lame ass. =0
whats the point of a wii i mean it gets hard to play with sometimes and it gets hot too much and girls play with my wii alot i really wish i didnt have a wii
Wii’s are only 20p in France!
These are wii-ly wii-rd
Wii’s are boring!!!
rudy has a wii
the skin on your elbow is called a wiinus
Doo u like playin with my wii lol
hahaha datz funny
my friends wii is small bcuz he has the newer version! 😀
My wii is bigger than your wii!!
“did u wii on the floor again?” said mum, after I left my wii on the floor again, because i had a big wii playing session.
i like plugging in the sensor bar 2 your wii.
the other day, i left my wii running for 2 long, and it got really hot.
i dont know whether wiis come in a box or a bottle.
i had to quit, bad case of wii-knee..
i love to play my wii-deo game!!
i can play with my wii all day long..
hahaha…
i like to play with my wii with 2 hands..
I have 2 wii’s in my pants
yall are wii-tarded! lol
i was playin wii my wii when my wii went wii and then i took a wii over all it was wii-liy fun
my wii is BETTER!!!!!
im not wii tarded
Wii is jealous of kinect
This is an innappropwiiate comment.
i know this world is cold an deceiving
but i keep my head up like my nose is bwiiding
FWIIK!!!
Some people’s wii’s get laid on the ground, and some peoples stick straight up.
In school I am taking Chemistrii!
Do you want to play with my Wii tonight, and then later we can have a PS3some? Later we can play with my S-Xbox all the way around (360) and Kinect.
Do you want to play with my Wii tonight, and then later we can have a PS3some? Later we can play with my S-Xbox all the way around (360) and Kinect. And then we can just touch some Gameboys, you know? So how about it?
my wii is strait up….. some take it sideways…. and some think its hard to beat it backwards…
my wii is strait up….. some take it sideways…. and some think its hard to beat it backwards
meghan and april…. lol
ur wii is to big for meee…..
I bought myself a second Wii! Now when I strike out at the bars I can go home and play with my Wii Wii !!!!!!
I have to take a Wii Wii!
I like the feel of ur wii..mote. It’s thick, firm n has a nice grip to it
my wii broke so i wiiturned it and got a wiifund 🙂
im a wii bit angry because someone is playing with my wii without asking me
Heres A Wii Joke: I Need To Play With My Wii Because Its Wii-lly Wii-lly Fun
nintendo , nofriendo
I play wii while smokin wiid:-)
I like playing wii while smokin wiid:-)
i hav 2 take a wii wii 😀
i was playing with my wii when i was 13 and my batterys dropped
My Wii is Wii-ly hard when I see you so pretty please Wii you lick it?
Wow, you guys crack me up!
kinect doesnt pick up black people, wii does
WHEN I WAS PLAYING WII I FOUND A HOLE.
I want to write santa a christmas list. How do you spell Wii?
sometimes after sticking your wii into a hole, you feel like playing xbox