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Wii Jokes

February 18, 2010 by F&J Staff 135 Comments

I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you’ll find in this post. I’m sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done…

Top 3 Signs You’re Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii

  1. You adjust your facial hair in real life to make it easier to create an accurate Mii of yourself.
  2. When you continually get gutter balls in real life bowling and then use your Wii-bowl technique and get a strike.
  3. You’re shocked to see a real baseball game go more than 3 innings.

Top 3 Most Inappropriate Wii Jokes

  1. Come over and play with my Wii tonight.
  2. I’m playing with my Wii.
  3. My Wii is so much fun!

Top 3 Dumbest Wii One-Liner Jokes

  1. I’ve got to take a Wii
  2. Houston, Wii have a problem
  3. It’s so much more fun to Wii with lots of people watching.

Ok I admin, these are some These are Wii-lly bad jokes. If you can do better, post some in the comments!

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Comments

  1. Nikki-chan says

    February 18, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    They’re cute X3

    Reply
  2. Rosalin Georga says

    February 23, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    Lol! My was boyfriend texting me and tried to use funny pick up lines on me to “pick me up” here are a couple of them:

    *Wii might make a great couple

    *Come over and play with my Wii tonight, girl it might be fun.

    *Do you work for UPS, cause I just say you checking out my package

    LOL. I just started cracking up! xD. He is so funny, but those pick up lines are sooo chesey.

    Reply
  3. Josh Huffman says

    February 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Omg… these wii jokes are so retarted. lol. This is suppose to be a family game and yet you want to take it like that. GROW UP FOLKS!!!!!

    Reply
  4. wtf says

    March 1, 2010 at 12:05 am

    what a bunch of fking idiots…

    Reply
  5. robert says

    March 2, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    u wana cometo my hou nd play my wii its soft

    Reply
  6. me says

    March 4, 2010 at 4:19 am

    only good things come out of my wii ither then the fact all wiis are hard and ge played with alot

    Reply
  7. Spike says

    March 6, 2010 at 8:40 am

    i’ll be one second i need a wii, damn i dotn have enough money.

    thats the worst joke eva!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply
  8. it says

    March 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    wii want some more!!! XD

    Reply
  9. joanne says

    March 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    what a wii-tard. gotta run. i have to wii

    Reply
  10. Spike says

    March 20, 2010 at 3:49 am

    wii will not wii will not be moved XD

    Reply
  11. latrine says

    March 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    @wtf…wii ly now? aint u a lil wii to use that word

    Reply
  12. Ben says

    March 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Here’s one, not my own i’m afraid. It came a few weeks ago from Good News Week on Network Ten:

    What you call a person that throws their Wii-remote everywear?
    A Wii-tard.

    Reply
  13. Daniel waters (not the writer) says

    March 22, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    (when wearing wii pajama pants) I wiid my pants

    Reply
  14. jesse says

    March 25, 2010 at 10:11 am

    the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up

    Reply
    • Cade says

      April 27, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      PLEASE give us the option to turn this off for all videos in account settings. It's so annoying having the annioattons editor on by default, especially for people (myself included) who have no intentions to use this feature.

      Reply
  15. Chloe Senn says

    March 25, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    lol WTF ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  16. Chloe Senn says

    March 25, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    OMG people are soooooooooooooo WEIRDOS ๐Ÿ˜›

    Reply
  17. Chloe Senn says

    March 25, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    hey jesse
    can you tell me some jokes that are as weird as these stupid ones lol omg i no a hole heap ๐Ÿ™‚

    well there was a plain full of bloneds and 1 brown head and the bottem of the plain fell of and 1 had to get off coz it got heavy and so the brown girl said ill go then the bloneds c lamp lol
    hahahahhah DO U GET IT

    Reply
  18. greg says

    April 1, 2010 at 10:56 am

    what did the man say to the woman want to play with my black wii

    Reply
  19. Niki Chang says

    April 14, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Haha, this are so cute and funny!

    Reply
  20. blah blah says

    April 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    i desperatly want a wii ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  21. jonathan says

    April 19, 2010 at 8:29 am

    What does a gay horse eat? HHHHHAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! (you got to say it in a gaymans voice

    Reply
  22. c-hizzle says

    April 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    These jokes are so gay.
    …THEY SCARE ME

    Reply
  23. tp says

    April 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    hey ladies i noticed your pretty fit you know i heard you fit ladies play alot of wii…i brought mine and im pretty sure we can all play!!!
    hahaha I love that one^^

    Reply
  24. Chloe Senn says

    April 28, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Lol ๐Ÿ™‚ so hows people?? ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜›

    Reply
  25. yard128 says

    April 29, 2010 at 1:55 am

    the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up

    Reply
  26. Chloe Senn says

    April 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    nothin much what about you im 14 U??

    Reply
  27. Melllll12345678910 says

    May 2, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Wii jokes watever they arent even funny iff u ask mii they r stupid but ok in places woo my 16th bday 2mozziieeee xx

    Reply
  28. Chloe Senn says

    May 6, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    or happy bday then i hope you had funn ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  29. xena~babi says

    May 12, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    WTFWTF IZ ALL I KEN SAI CANT YALL THIINNK FUNNY?!!!!!1

    Reply
  30. the person that is writing this says

    May 13, 2010 at 9:35 am

    So a dad goes to bed and his son stays awake out in the living room… he is going through pubirty… the dad starts hearing sex noises off the tv… the next morning the dad asks him what he was doing and the kid says he was playing ps3… the dad says oh no u werent, u were playing wii!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHA XD

    Reply
  31. B4DR0M4NC3 says

    May 16, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Um well most of the comments that weere “jokes” were retarrded wii will wii will rock youu :p

    Reply
  32. Kiatipis says

    May 21, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    for ps3 and xbox 360 your a noob if you can’t play there games. for wii your a wiitard

    Reply
  33. jack says

    May 24, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Come play my Wii, i have a nice rubber protector on the controller, it is so squidgy and nice lol

    Reply
  34. u wish says

    May 26, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    oh those jokes made me laughed until i wiied my pants actually those jokes were lame

    Reply
  35. ForeignHedgehog says

    May 30, 2010 at 8:08 am

    I’m just moving my Wii around!

    Reply
  36. anoymous says

    June 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    some of the jokes are the most wii-tarded i have ever heard of

    Reply
  37. That_Gurl_Gee Gee says

    June 9, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Wtf… lol Wii are the champions my friends!!1 No time for Noobers cuz Wii are the champions!!!!! xD ( I know that’s not how it goes ๐Ÿ˜› lolz)

    Reply
  38. MaRySsA~aWEIRDOne says

    June 15, 2010 at 2:03 am

    Lmao, these are some good jokes. I think the ones peepzles commented were better than the original ones but still, they were funny. Wii-tards lol. Someone has that as their CoD4:MWR name

    Reply
  39. Poche Mole says

    June 23, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    You guys really need to get a life if you make jokes about wii`s

    Reply
  40. myballs says

    June 30, 2010 at 12:04 am

    wii… should all leave this website

    Reply
  41. Wii-no-ur-dumb! says

    June 30, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Wii wii-l leave this fwiiken wiibsite!

    Reply
  42. Jignesh says

    July 3, 2010 at 2:24 am

    wii is good for losing weight and Njoy with friends!!

    Reply
  43. rojit says

    July 7, 2010 at 5:49 am

    jokes

    Reply
  44. Joseph says

    July 9, 2010 at 2:59 am

    Any body want some wiid

    Reply
  45. michael says

    July 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    most of you fcking people need to buy some humor.

    Reply
  46. Julia says

    July 13, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    1. Girl, i think you need to come over and try my old wii

    Reply
  47. Junier says

    July 22, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Haha i like dah houston one lol

    Reply
    • Vicki says

      April 28, 2017 at 12:02 am

      Your answer was just what I neeedd. It’s made my day!

      Reply
  48. wassup says

    July 23, 2010 at 2:40 am

    gand tuji chedeachya

    Reply
  49. Bobby says

    July 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Thats pretty WiiTarded

    Reply
  50. Nma? says

    July 24, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Cute. Keep trying.
    In Soviet Russia, Wii play you.

    Reply
  51. joe says

    July 25, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    i wii-ly like what you did there.

    Reply
  52. mike says

    July 26, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    my wii broke last night

    Reply
  53. mike says

    July 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    would u like to borrow my wii

    Reply
  54. mike says

    July 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    my wii is black

    Reply
  55. Julio says

    July 26, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    wii wiil rock you.. wii wiil wii wiil rock you..

    Reply
  56. mia says

    July 28, 2010 at 6:51 am

    wiis r RUBBISH ps3 betta am 10 an am presdige 9,40. L

    Reply
  57. Wicky says

    August 1, 2010 at 2:59 am

    our neighbor jack lended his wii to us

    Reply
  58. lil b says

    August 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    french peeps say “wii, wii”!

    Reply
  59. Craig says

    August 5, 2010 at 12:11 am

    An ipad is what you use to clean your xbox after playing with your partners wii

    Reply
  60. josinator says

    August 17, 2010 at 12:19 am

    Will u scratch my wii?
    Don’t smoke wii’d!!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply
  61. Long John Silver says

    August 18, 2010 at 4:44 am

    And the last little piggy went wii wii all the way home..

    Reply
  62. Sean klein says

    August 23, 2010 at 8:05 am

    IM NOT GAY BUT I REAlY CRIED OVER MY FRNDS WII

    Reply
  63. Sean klein says

    August 23, 2010 at 8:07 am

    its was a cold nyt and wii had got home early to find my dad playing with his wii

    Reply
  64. Sean klein says

    August 23, 2010 at 8:09 am

    jane and her moda were fighting over my wii thy almost broke it luckily iv got a very strong black wii

    Reply
  65. Sean klein says

    August 23, 2010 at 8:11 am

    in real life dis is not da case “nobady likes a very big wii”

    Reply
  66. Sean klein says

    August 23, 2010 at 8:13 am

    who wuld like to watch me play with my wii

    Reply
  67. Rajee Halo says

    August 23, 2010 at 11:04 am

    my sister is mad at my father coz she didnt get a wii

    Reply
  68. Rajee Halo says

    August 23, 2010 at 11:09 am

    girls dnt luk at me when i play with my wii, they think im childish

    Reply
  69. Rajee Halo says

    August 23, 2010 at 11:11 am

    girl are peeping through my wii’ndow to luk at my wii

    Reply
  70. malcop says

    August 24, 2010 at 8:28 am

    my father might be a pc engineer but he sure knws hw 2 fix my wii

    Reply
  71. Zucc says

    September 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    wow my wii is hard will u beat it for me

    Reply
  72. asdf says

    September 3, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    i got cought playing with my wii after bed time.

    Reply
  73. wa wa wii wii says

    September 7, 2010 at 7:03 am

    my wii gets really warm after I play with
    it for a while…(:

    Reply
  74. bob jones says

    September 7, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    wii are the champions

    Reply
  75. jason says

    September 8, 2010 at 6:42 am

    my freinds ate my wii

    Reply
  76. jason says

    September 8, 2010 at 6:43 am

    my freinds came over to play with my wii

    Reply
  77. RoJo says

    September 13, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    f*ckin SHUT UP not funny at all…

    Reply
  78. cocksandwich says

    September 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    these jokes are annoying

    Reply
  79. bringjadethehorizon says

    September 28, 2010 at 9:27 am

    omfg grow up these aren’t even funny theyre lame…

    Reply
  80. Billy Willy says

    September 28, 2010 at 9:32 am

    suckk on my dii while im playing on my wii ;P

    Reply
  81. rosea says

    September 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Gayy.! lame ass. =0

    Reply
  82. jacob says

    September 29, 2010 at 11:46 am

    whats the point of a wii i mean it gets hard to play with sometimes and it gets hot too much and girls play with my wii alot i really wish i didnt have a wii

    Reply
  83. my name says

    September 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Wii’s are only 20p in France!

    Reply
  84. Ryan says

    October 8, 2010 at 7:20 am

    These are wii-ly wii-rd

    Reply
  85. manny says

    October 9, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Wii’s are boring!!!

    Reply
  86. 12.09.09 says

    October 18, 2010 at 2:07 am

    rudy has a wii

    Reply
  87. lance says

    October 19, 2010 at 10:55 am

    the skin on your elbow is called a wiinus

    Reply
  88. ThOmAsDaBlakNuN says

    October 19, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Doo u like playin with my wii lol

    Reply
  89. lilleperachaun101 says

    October 19, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    hahaha datz funny

    Reply
  90. karissababay says

    October 20, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    my friends wii is small bcuz he has the newer version! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply
  91. Angel says

    October 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    My wii is bigger than your wii!!

    Reply
  92. bin says

    November 7, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    “did u wii on the floor again?” said mum, after I left my wii on the floor again, because i had a big wii playing session.

    Reply
  93. bin says

    November 7, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    i like plugging in the sensor bar 2 your wii.

    Reply
  94. bin says

    November 7, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    the other day, i left my wii running for 2 long, and it got really hot.

    Reply
  95. bin says

    November 7, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    i dont know whether wiis come in a box or a bottle.

    Reply
  96. ROB says

    November 8, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    i had to quit, bad case of wii-knee..

    Reply
  97. Anna says

    November 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    i love to play my wii-deo game!!

    Reply
  98. ROB says

    November 8, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    i can play with my wii all day long..

    Reply
  99. jc says

    November 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    hahaha…

    Reply
  100. ROB says

    November 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    i like to play with my wii with 2 hands..

    Reply
  101. dj says

    November 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    I have 2 wii’s in my pants

    Reply
  102. kyle says

    November 16, 2010 at 11:11 am

    yall are wii-tarded! lol

    Reply
  103. Seirra says

    November 16, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    i was playin wii my wii when my wii went wii and then i took a wii over all it was wii-liy fun

    Reply
  104. ms97 says

    November 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    my wii is BETTER!!!!!

    Reply
  105. cody says

    November 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    im not wii tarded

    Reply
  106. dragon says

    November 23, 2010 at 5:12 am

    Wii is jealous of kinect

    Reply
  107. wiirdo says

    November 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    This is an innappropwiiate comment.

    Reply
  108. wiizy says

    November 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    i know this world is cold an deceiving
    but i keep my head up like my nose is bwiiding

    Reply
  109. hallowiin says

    November 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    FWIIK!!!

    Reply
  110. wookii says

    November 29, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Some people’s wii’s get laid on the ground, and some peoples stick straight up.

    Reply
  111. science giik says

    November 29, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    In school I am taking Chemistrii!

    Reply
  112. A.W.J. says

    December 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    Do you want to play with my Wii tonight, and then later we can have a PS3some? Later we can play with my S-Xbox all the way around (360) and Kinect.

    Reply
  113. A.W.J says

    December 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Do you want to play with my Wii tonight, and then later we can have a PS3some? Later we can play with my S-Xbox all the way around (360) and Kinect. And then we can just touch some Gameboys, you know? So how about it?

    Reply
  114. liki lolli says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:55 am

    my wii is strait up….. some take it sideways…. and some think its hard to beat it backwards…

    Reply
  115. liki lolli says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:56 am

    my wii is strait upโ€ฆ.. some take it sidewaysโ€ฆ. and some think its hard to beat it backwards

    meghan and april…. lol

    Reply
  116. liki lolli says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:58 am

    ur wii is to big for meee…..

    Reply
  117. Cmannon says

    December 23, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    I bought myself a second Wii! Now when I strike out at the bars I can go home and play with my Wii Wii !!!!!!

    Reply
  118. acb2010 says

    December 27, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    I have to take a Wii Wii!

    Reply
  119. Rex says

    December 29, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    I like the feel of ur wii..mote. It’s thick, firm n has a nice grip to it

    Reply
  120. hawison says

    January 3, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    my wii broke so i wiiturned it and got a wiifund ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  121. LJ says

    January 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    im a wii bit angry because someone is playing with my wii without asking me

    Reply
  122. goodoo says

    January 14, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Heres A Wii Joke: I Need To Play With My Wii Because Its Wii-lly Wii-lly Fun

    Reply
  123. wesley says

    January 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    nintendo , nofriendo

    Reply
  124. aunty chanty says

    January 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    I play wii while smokin wiid:-)

    Reply
  125. aunty chanty says

    January 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    I like playing wii while smokin wiid:-)

    Reply
  126. chris says

    January 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    i hav 2 take a wii wii ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply
  127. gergrg says

    January 24, 2011 at 7:22 am

    i was playing with my wii when i was 13 and my batterys dropped

    Reply
  128. Tommy Hilliard says

    January 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    My Wii is Wii-ly hard when I see you so pretty please Wii you lick it?

    Reply
  129. Joe says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Wow, you guys crack me up!

    Reply
  130. brett says

    March 28, 2011 at 9:46 am

    kinect doesnt pick up black people, wii does

    Reply
  131. C DOG says

    October 6, 2011 at 8:15 am

    WHEN I WAS PLAYING WII I FOUND A HOLE.

    Reply
  132. DARksecret says

    December 5, 2011 at 12:22 am

    I want to write santa a christmas list. How do you spell Wii?

    Reply
  133. don says

    April 2, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    sometimes after sticking your wii into a hole, you feel like playing xbox

    Reply

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