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Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Manhood

June 27, 2007 by F&J Staff 5 Comments

A Chinese woman was arrested after she cut off her husband’s manhood and threw it out the window.

Yao Fengfang had been jealous and upset because she suspected her husband, Li Gengbao, was having an affair.

She confronted him one night after he came home and threatened to ‘disable’ his manhood. Li didn’t believe she could do it, but around midnight, he woke up due to sharp pain in his crotch region.

He said: “My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window.”

Li wrapped his wound with a pillow cover and managed to drive himself to Nanjing City First hospital.

The hospital began emergency surgery and sent staff to find what was left of Li’s manhood.

Unfortunately, the neighbor’s dog got to it first and ate it, so doctors couldn’t reattach Li’s manhood.

Yao ended up with a three-year suspended jail sentence after her husband asked the judge to be lenient. Li said he wanted his wife to keep her freedom so she could take care of him for the rest of his life.

Is this man nuts?

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Comments

  1. FATASS says

    November 1, 2007 at 11:25 am

    This man is SUPER NUTS

    Reply
  2. Boobs says

    November 1, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    No, this man cant be nuts remember. lol

    Reply
  3. catherine says

    November 2, 2007 at 5:03 am

    Nuts aint it. He is PEANUTS……..

    Reply
  4. Jose (Josejoke.spruz.com | Josejoke.8k.com) says

    November 4, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    lol funny to bad 4 his nuts =[

    Reply
  5. low yao wha says

    January 25, 2011 at 3:57 am

    It is good to teach those men a lesson and disable them permenantly.
    It is good to lave husband without a penis. He can fool around any more.
    Fuether, he will fear that he will be dum. So he will be obedience , faithful and will learn how to serve the wife without a penis or other men help him do it.
    The right to fool around now on the side of the wife.

    Reply

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