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You are here: Home / Jokes / Clean Jokes / I Feel Insulted

I Feel Insulted

July 11, 2008 by erraticheart 19 Comments

A lady with her baby is sitting in a bus beside the driver… “What an ugly baby!”, said the driver to the lady.

Feeling insulted, she moved to another seat and murmurred a few things under her breathe. The man next to her asked, “What happened?”

“The driver just insulted me!” she cried. Sympathetic, the man offered, “That bastard, he shouldn’t have insulted you! Go, get his number. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Comments

  1. alkgwjk says

    July 11, 2008 at 10:53 am

    you are a big gay puff and you shag sheep

    Reply
  2. alkgwjk says

    July 11, 2008 at 10:53 am

    i love you

    Reply
  3. rebel says

    July 11, 2008 at 11:42 am

    you monkey,…… so stupid

    Reply
  4. joo dammagio says

    July 15, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    haha.made me laugh.

    Reply
  5. Pattie says

    July 21, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    oh mayne thats sad lmao

    Reply
  6. Wilma Flinstone says

    July 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Me and barney rebel laughed

    Reply
  7. Nomathamsanqua says

    August 22, 2008 at 3:17 am

    Well it made me LAUGH HAHAHAHA LMFAO

    Reply
  8. kishi says

    September 10, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    ok……

    Reply
  9. Smiley_Miley!!! says

    October 1, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Gay that was soooooo LAME!!!!!

    Reply
  10. Ashley says

    December 3, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Eh

    Reply
  11. Sid says

    December 29, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    LOL LOL LOL …

    Reply
  12. sneha says

    June 4, 2009 at 1:04 am

    i guess dat lady was ur mom and da “monkey” was u!

    Reply
  13. ozrkcandy says

    July 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    That was cute!

    Reply
  14. Moshami says

    July 7, 2009 at 7:01 am

    lol

    Reply
  15. Lou says

    December 31, 2009 at 1:58 am

    Lmfao!!
    Too Funny!

    Reply
  16. Ashliii says

    February 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    not gonna lie… that has to be the most stupid “joke” ive ever heard in my life

    Reply
  17. ava says

    March 21, 2010 at 11:51 am

    that must a reli cute baby, haha NOT!!!

    Reply
  18. raj says

    August 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    hilorious

    Reply
  19. LOST says

    September 24, 2010 at 11:36 am

    lmao monkey

    Reply

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