According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.
UPDATE 7/1/2009 – Michael Jackson passed away last week and we’ve been getting alot of comments about his death. Please be sure to read this post prior to making any further comments. That’d be swell. ~F&J
UPDATE 8/25/2009 – We’ve gotten over 4,000 comments (hundreds have been rejected) on this post. I mean really, we’ve got to close it. That’s just crazy.