Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.
10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.
9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, “in hundreds”.
8. Call a political candidate’s campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacAy.
7. Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.
6. When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)
5. Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan.
4. Find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it.
3. Ask a judge if you can get away with murder as long as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified.
2. Send a bill to every TV station, radio station, cell phone company, and satellite company, charging them an “access fee” for the waves they broadcast through your property. If they refuse payment, charge them with trespassing.
And the #1 Sarcastic Dare…
1. Circulate a petition to put “intelligent human beings” on the endangered species list.
Thanks to “Joe Humor” for submitting this!
Hehhh, kinda lame, but they were still funny 😛
number 7 was good
haha lol . i loled so hard
#1 is the best!!!!!
The deeds are so ingenius, I might consider embarking the last three of the list. Brilliant! Only an egghead can conjure these ideas. Thanks a lot!
lol, enjoyable
no 3
trying some funny
I tried number 6 and got a reply….court order
Thanks GOOFENECK for letting me know… i was going to try my self XD
haha that was great =]
I like 10 and 7.
number 1 was pretty good though
some were funny some were meh not bad
haha i liked the last one
This was HILARIOUS XD
I’m gonna tell my friend to ask a security guard that question! 🙂
its the sprinsk here!
Teeheehee.
I like number 2.
Charge them with tresspassing lol.
haha i started an email for number one…. lolnessful!! :D……. D x
I dare you to come up with something funny!
ima try numbr one
Hey I have a joke.
Q:How many Princesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, They have people to do it for them!! Haha
C’mon people have a sence of humor these are the funnies!! Lmao!
Oh deary me, can you be much tamer. How about running up to a beefeater and slapping him (he’s legally allowed to shoot you for distracting him then)
Lunge wildy towards the pope and or scale the vatican. Walk into a bank, and ask for a 20 from pennies (or whatever you americans have as equivalents)
hahaha i accually have done number 10.they didnt seem to care. . . defantly doing it again . . . . ha
I.m definately doing number six…ha ha there all pretty neat…
i actually did number 10 once. my friend spilled ketchup all over it. lol
lmfao. Those were pimp.
i did #7 and # 10 before it was funny cuz my friends got so emarassed when i did # 10 and the guard started laughing his pants off 😀 lolzzzzz
real #1
goto compton and eat all of the fried chicken and stick around and see what the porchmonkeys’ll do
Hey chon why don`t you keep your racist jokes to your self, that comment is by far the most disrespectful and distasteful i`ve ever read in my life.
yeh i guess it was kinda good
yeh well kinda anyway
FUNNY! Loved #7!
I wld so do # 10!! Lol
number one is insulting! 🙁 but oh so true ROFL 😀
wow…that was the stupidist thing ever…………………………………………………………..could you get any lamer!!!!!!!!!!!
SAY THIS OUT LOUD:
I IZ WEE-TARR-DEAD,SO WEE-TARR-DEAD
THATS WHAT THE WRITER OF THESE SAYS.WOW DUDE THESES SUCK D: ):
i might do the toilet paper thing and mail it to as many big companies as i can making sure not to get fingerprints on it
(used toiletpaper)
7 was funny. thats it.
the ten sarcastic dares were hilarious and i will be sure to try a few…….
Haha totally loved number 2, and a friend of mine and I have done number ten.
number 1 sucked think of a new one by tommorow nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian again only number 7 was alright mothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see yaaaaaah
number 1. i work at a gas station and people really do use the squeegee to wash their whole car ! lol
IM GANNA FLARF!
DONT MAKE ME FLARF!
IM WARNING U!
Made up this clean joke a few months back.
Why was the marble countertop feeling down and out?
Because everyone kept taking him for granite.
i have done alot of these… like washing ur car at the gas station
Yay!
LAWLZ XD im s0 gunna do those d@res XD
LOL!!! #1 IS BEAST! (:
Whooo I did all of them!!!!!!!!
manny yeah man i am 100% sure you did.
horrible