Call us opportunists, but we’ve just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there’s a media storm surrounding Tiger and his “transgressions.” We’re here to shamelessly capitalize on that.
Look, I’m a golf fan and of all golfers – Woods is perhaps the guy I have had the most respect for. His work ethic is impeccable and he’s made it to where he is today because of his determiniation and intelligence. But enough about that, let’s get right to the crash jokes.
Best Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
- When asked by the police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin replied “I’m not sure, put me down for a 5”
- I think Tiger needs a new driver, his current shaft keeps getting him in trouble!
- I read that the PGA are now investigating Tiger for having too many “woodies” in his bag!
- Tiger and Elin will get back together because she is already hitting on him.
- After scoring a couple of beautiful birdies earlier on, Tiger finds himself in serious trouble at the last hole, coming home.
- Did Elin use a “rescue club” to extract him from the Escalade?
- Tiger was found exactly two club lengths from his car due to a lost ball penalty – if the cops would have arrived a minute later he’d have lost the other one as well.
- Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
- Tiger’s tip for wayward golfers: never ask your wife to keep track of your balls.
- I always knew Woods was a better putter than driver.
- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
- What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards.
- If Elin really did whack Tiger a couple of times with a golf club, it would have been in line with the rules of golf: there’s a 2-stroke penalty for playing the wrong hole.
- Hey Adidas, this is Tiger, Nike found your number in my phone. I need you to change your name…
The 2nd last was probably the best, in my opinion.
lol Tiger Woods is still the king
Hey, Tiger spoiled himself… lol… But he is a Tiger.. hmmm
Hey please tell me that you heard, Tiger changed his name from tiger… to Cheetah
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa? santa stops after 3 hoes.
lol have u heard that one?
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DANINETEEN….without malice…buuut….you must have a very low sense of humor…
kay…now…Lucy…thats a bafoonery of emotion joke…!!!
LOL i got a good one, Whats the difference between Tiger woods and Santa? Santa stops after three hoes!
@ Lucy & Jigglypuff: wow, you 2 are original, aren’t you?
@ Rachael Marie: the others were just lame to me. or overdone/overrated.
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You can’t blame Tiger for cheating. It’s not his fault he was taught to play with 18 holes.
Tiger is laying down on a bed with 2 beautiful women, one on each side of him suddenly the phone rings tiger picks it up what do you know its his wife she says tiger when are you coming home tiger replied I only have 2 holes left.
Gott a good one a lion wouldn’t chest on his wife but a tiger wood
@ashley: That’s old. Did you make that up yourself? ‘Cause I’m sure I read that in a Facebook page title.
if tiger wants to change his name, cheetah wook would be great.
if tiger wants to change his name, cheetah wood would be great.
I heard that Tiger was going to chnage professions–he’s going from Golf to Indoor Broad Jumping.
Do you know what Tiger and a Cadillac Escalade have in common? They both have been hit by Swedes.
You are doomed to get more chain mail if you don’t pass this on to 10 more people.
at first tiger was just playing one hole now he is playing all 18 holes
hi, ha ha funy
your all sick and twisted. im sure he had a very good reason to cheat. its just how it is yo. and i am not tiger woods but im sure he is very upset right now.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes. — HAHAHA!
bad jokes guys
Didn’t you hear Tiger changed his name to cougar… I’m not surprised.
i say: its stupid