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Those Dirty Pirates

January 14, 2012 by F&J Staff 5 Comments

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ”There’s the plank for trouble makers, there’s the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there’s the barrel for all you sexual needs.”

”Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?”

”Well, you stick your willy in the hole and you’ll be serviced, anytime you want, except for Wednesdays.”

”What happens on Wednesdays?”

”It’s your turn in the barrel…”

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Comments

  1. HelenBack says

    July 22, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Good+

    Reply
  2. haley elrod says

    February 25, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    this joke would be funny….only if i knew what it meant!!!! someone please tell me what it means

    Reply
    • Blegh says

      October 31, 2018 at 10:33 pm

      Its a glory hole and someone needs to be the giver

      Reply
  3. Obama says

    September 29, 2013 at 2:13 am

    @haley elrod,if you what to know what it meant,just try.

    Reply
  4. President Oxford says

    April 7, 2015 at 5:43 am

    To Haley Elrod, it means you are a moron.

    Reply

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