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The Last Word

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 41 Comments

General Gasslefield, accused of high treason, is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. Gasslefield makes his final statement and is released.

The Riddle: What could he have said?

The Answer: General Gasslefield said: “I will be shot.” If this statement was true, he would have been hung and thus not be shot. But then his statement would be false, which implies that he should be shot, making the statement true again, etc… In other words: the verdict of the court-martial could not be executed and the general was released.

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Comments

  1. zach says

    August 2, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    i dont think i should be shot or hung
    (this is his opinion it can not be proven true or false)
    or nothing at all

    Reply
  2. Samantha says

    August 14, 2007 at 10:56 am

    well…..He could have said sumthing that can’t be true OR false like cow

    Reply
  3. hannah montana says

    September 15, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    this i heard before and it was REALLY OBVIOUS

    Reply
  4. daniel says

    September 21, 2007 at 5:43 am

    ok there good bt i wouldent recomend reading them

    Reply
  5. John says

    October 3, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    he could be hung and shot at the same time that way he was still dead

    Reply
  6. smisha says

    October 6, 2007 at 5:30 am

    shutup mn i think this was a good joke. i really liked itt..lets see any of you lot coe up with a oke like that

    Reply
  7. Slicedham says

    October 12, 2007 at 3:42 am

    nice riddle, made me think. ended up having to look at answer 🙂 lol

    Reply
  8. kerri says

    October 12, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    got the answer but cant explain it

    Reply
  9. whit says

    October 20, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    word………….

    Reply
  10. cooper says

    October 23, 2007 at 3:32 am

    he should be hung AND shot! that’d sort him out for being smart!

    Reply
  11. Wolf Child says

    October 25, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Make the answer farther down… didn’t even have a chance to think about it

    Reply
  12. laughingkitten says

    November 5, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    He would have been hanged, not hung.

    Reply
  13. Monroe1 says

    November 7, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    smart move….

    Reply
  14. trashcan chainsaw says

    November 13, 2007 at 2:57 am

    you cant be hung u have to be hanged

    learn some english!

    but it was a good riddle

    Reply
  15. Shadow Phantom says

    November 13, 2007 at 11:50 am

    It’s hung you freakin idiot…stop making a fool of yourself!!!

    Reply
  16. I Vil Kill says

    November 16, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    Its HANGED imbeciles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish people would just burn…

    Reply
  17. michael says

    November 17, 2007 at 1:12 am

    umm……..why dosnt he just ask a question?
    That way its not wright or wrong.

    Reply
  18. michael says

    November 17, 2007 at 1:14 am

    Why dosn’t he just ask a question?
    That way he’s not wrong or right.

    Reply
  19. Snowman says

    November 29, 2007 at 10:32 am

    You lot have fast minds, too fast for your own good. I just chill literally.

    Reply
  20. lil more says

    December 12, 2007 at 8:48 am

    he should be hung and then left to strangle for a while then shot dead this way was he hanged or shot?

    good joke tho!

    Reply
  21. shuba says

    December 12, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
    front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today’s word is
    “beautiful”. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
    “beautiful” in a sentence?” Little Sally walked to the front of the room,
    thought for a moment and said, “Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful
    woman in the world.” Teacher says, “Very good, Little Sally, you may sit.
    Little Frankie, your turn.” Little Frankie walked to the front of the
    room, thought for a moment and said, “Teacher, the sunrise this morning
    was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen.” Teacher says, “Very
    good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it’s your turn.” Little
    Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said,
    “Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and
    he said, “Beautiful, just beautiful

    Reply
  22. Travis says

    December 13, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    it cant be a question. it says statement, and its HANGED!!!! Did you read the comments before you?

    Reply
  23. rekha says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:59 am

    its really good.

    Reply
  24. shellza roxs says

    December 21, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    its hung look it up in the dictionary like OMG there is no such word as hanged and the point is not to differ the word its supposed to be about the joke FREAKS…………:)

    Reply
  25. shellza roxs says

    December 21, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE HAPPY HOLIDAYS

    Reply
  26. Malu says

    January 6, 2008 at 9:46 am

    It’s a nice riddle. Very nice

    Reply
  27. Ydogg says

    February 5, 2008 at 10:03 am

    wait, was the gasslefield an arab?

    Reply
  28. Vecna says

    February 8, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    He should have said “I like Pie”

    Then they never know if he’s speaking the truth or not
    XD

    Reply
  29. katelyn says

    February 9, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    I thought it was a great joke and everyone who thinks its hanged is an idiot its hung and in the dictionary! plus, these comments are for talkling about the joke not the one stupid word! peace!

    Reply
  30. TANYA says

    March 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    OK!! FIRST OF ALL THE STUPID WORD THAT EVERYONE IS FIGHTING OVER IS HUNG!! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS IN ENGLISH CLASS! HANGED ISNT A WORD! AND SECOND OF ALL THE ANSWER TO THIS PUZZLE WAS A GOOD ANSWER. HE WAS GIVING THEM AN ANSWER THAT WOULD MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO CHOOSE A VERDICT. BECAUSE THE ANSWER CONTRADICTS ITSELF. SO THERE FORE HIS ANSWER WAS THE CORRECT ONE TO GIVE.

    Reply
  31. Person says

    December 15, 2008 at 4:01 am

    When referring to be killed by the noose it is ‘hanged’
    e.g: Yesterday, John was hanged’

    “hung” is used like this:
    I hung up my dress
    I hung up the phone…
    etc

    Reply
  32. Sid says

    December 25, 2008 at 3:54 am

    hanged is a word stupids ….it is specially used for the hanging of a criminal ……..hung is used for all other usages ….

    Reply
  33. hannah bananabell says

    January 3, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    nice told my math teacher who’s like really good at riddles and she had to think for like the whole class. Great riddle.
    (\_/)
    (0.o)
    ( )

    Reply
  34. Sofie says

    January 25, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Why not just find some other way to kill him if they cant shot nor hang him?
    like burn him for Instance i would have done that

    Reply
  35. ace says

    February 15, 2009 at 3:19 am

    he said “this sentence is a lie” endless paradox of true and false

    Reply
  36. Dave says

    March 1, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Haha good one

    Reply
  37. Matthew says

    March 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    THIS FIGHT OVER THIS WORD “HUNG” “HANGED” MAKES ME LAUGH.
    HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  38. Richard says

    April 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Hanged and hung are both legitimate acceptable terms. Please use your dictionary before making comments! As for the riddle, I think it is good. That is the correct answer because it contradicts the terms of the sentence set forth. Have a great day children!

    Reply
  39. LOLA says

    May 6, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    nyc 1 rily likd th ridl. hwever i dnt get y sme pple kip arguein bout tht wad it lik writin a txt 2ur frnd as lng as they get th point th spelin doesn’t matter (lik wat av jus done) . op th issue is settled n th dbate on th wad ends nw!

    Reply
  40. Shaolin typer says

    October 22, 2009 at 12:23 am

    What is the point of a fight over the correct usage of a word fools only see the mistakes of others when they turn around and make a mistake themselves either way the riddle is good he lived were others perished pfft like to see you think of correct grammar with a rifle in your face and a noose over your head probably just pee yourselves while saying sentences correctly on your way to where ever you believe in.

    Reply
  41. Peyton says

    February 23, 2011 at 12:55 am

    Hear is a riddle.
    What is long hard and full of seamen
    The answer is a submerian now get your mind out of the gutter

    Reply

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