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You are here: Home / Jokes / The Economy Is So Bad…

The Economy Is So Bad…

August 16, 2009 by F&J Staff 22 Comments

In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really.  Enjoy.

The Economy Is So Bad That…

  • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
  • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
  • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
  • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
  • Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.

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Comments

  1. danineteen says

    August 31, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Haha, that’s hilarious 😛

    Reply
  2. sammii_x25 says

    September 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    ROFL! That was great

    Reply
  3. rimodoni says

    September 10, 2009 at 5:52 am

    “the joke is so bad that…”

    Reply
  4. Anonymous says

    September 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    The economy is so bad I once did a weeks shopping in for an amulet made from
    cat’s teeth.

    -Ive now realized that I typed anonymous as my name when my name is in my eMail adress… Phail

    Reply
  5. claudia says

    September 18, 2009 at 8:50 am

    jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj pinches mamadas…the 7th bullet was very funny cmc

    Reply
  6. suba-bala says

    September 27, 2009 at 11:13 am

    If recession continues, this may come real!

    Reply
  7. jack off says

    October 20, 2009 at 10:06 am

    this joke was gay

    Reply
  8. samson says

    October 22, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Hahaaaaa, NICE ONE!

    Reply
  9. Navin says

    November 23, 2009 at 9:39 am

    >>Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

    That’s racist

    Reply
  10. rosan says

    November 24, 2009 at 11:21 am

    dsfdsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdddddddddddddddddddddddddfffffffffffffffffffffff

    Reply
  11. rosan says

    November 24, 2009 at 11:25 am

    once upon a time there was an old man.HE died in young.

    Reply
  12. Vern Gosdin TEAM says

    December 6, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    We love to poke around this site.

    Reply
  13. Jeff says

    December 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    GOOD Racist joke

    Reply
    • Skip says

      April 27, 2017 at 9:33 pm

      Fellipe Passos / É completamente emJ!oonantec!!iá até baixei essa música e o vídeo do youtube usando um programa q tenho pra colocar no meu Mp3 e colocar o vídeo no meu celular, pq essa música toca no coração cara…Só tenho uma coisa a dizer… SHOW DE BOLA!!!Gostei deste comentário ou não: 0

      Reply
    • immobilienkreditrechner says

      September 2, 2017 at 3:59 am

      non mais!!! C’est comme pour le gâteau .je ne vais quand même pas laisser courir des bruits sans intervenir . La lampe Berger,c’est pas mal du tout:ça fonctionne par catalyse,et ca diffuse une odeur très legère à partir d’alcool qui se consume lentement. L’inconvenient , c’est qu’en consumant ça consomme pas mal ! pas tant qu’une Cadillac ,mais tout de même! A bon entendeur salut.

      Reply
  14. Dan says

    February 1, 2010 at 11:47 am

    How is that racist? Timothy Geithner didnt pay taxes and he is white. Dont comment if you’re an ignorant tard

    Reply
  15. RJH says

    February 23, 2010 at 4:22 am

    These jokes were great! I’m going to pass them on. How can some idiot call these racist.

    Reply
  16. Juice says

    September 20, 2010 at 1:17 am

    Your memory is so bad that apparently you forget who made this mess in the first place *coughBushcough* and you’re not giving President Obama a chance to fix anything. Not my fault your expectations were ridiculously high.

    Reply
  17. Mcebisi says

    October 11, 2010 at 3:25 am

    Hillarious I must say…

    Reply
  18. SF says

    December 25, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Now those are funny… Love it!

    Reply
  19. Don says

    March 16, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    People that call the Oboma joke racist are racist.Morons who blame Bush for everything can’t help being ignorant.

    Reply
  20. Star_Gazer says

    August 8, 2013 at 8:44 am

    Hilarious!! I hate to be Capt. OBVIOUS! but…ignorance is bliss..anyone who thought is racist..must be a lil bit racist themselves..jumpin to that conclusion..& do u live under a rock??? Obama is fighting Carter for WORST president EVER!!! (reality check!!!!) 🙂

    Reply

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