In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really. Enjoy.
The Economy Is So Bad That…
- I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
- I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
- I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
- I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
- Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.
Haha, that’s hilarious 😛
ROFL! That was great
“the joke is so bad that…”
The economy is so bad I once did a weeks shopping in for an amulet made from
cat’s teeth.
-Ive now realized that I typed anonymous as my name when my name is in my eMail adress… Phail
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj pinches mamadas…the 7th bullet was very funny cmc
If recession continues, this may come real!
this joke was gay
Hahaaaaa, NICE ONE!
>>Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
That’s racist
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GOOD Racist joke
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How is that racist? Timothy Geithner didnt pay taxes and he is white. Dont comment if you’re an ignorant tard
These jokes were great! I’m going to pass them on. How can some idiot call these racist.
Your memory is so bad that apparently you forget who made this mess in the first place *coughBushcough* and you’re not giving President Obama a chance to fix anything. Not my fault your expectations were ridiculously high.
Hillarious I must say…
Now those are funny… Love it!
People that call the Oboma joke racist are racist.Morons who blame Bush for everything can’t help being ignorant.
Hilarious!! I hate to be Capt. OBVIOUS! but…ignorance is bliss..anyone who thought is racist..must be a lil bit racist themselves..jumpin to that conclusion..& do u live under a rock??? Obama is fighting Carter for WORST president EVER!!! (reality check!!!!) 🙂