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The Blonde Painter

November 23, 2008 by F&J Staff 34 Comments

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door,  canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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Comments

  1. Sweetyfifi says

    November 24, 2008 at 5:08 am

    Whata?! I hope that man doesnt have any heart problem:D

    Reply
  2. Brittany Crochet says

    November 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    omg that is so something i would do hahaha

    Reply
  3. agee says

    December 22, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    poor guy! he didnt have to die that way

    Reply
  4. cb says

    December 24, 2008 at 11:29 am

    what do you see in a blondes eyes?the back of her head.hahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  5. Tim says

    January 23, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Hrd it b4..r u sure ur nt blnd

    Reply
  6. Ronnie313 says

    February 5, 2009 at 1:49 am

    hahahahahahah very funny!!

    Reply
  7. Obamafareal says

    February 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Porr guy! lol

    Reply
  8. Obamafareal says

    February 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    typeo: poor guy! lol

    Reply
  9. break away says

    February 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    wow now thats wat u call a real and its s like that that make the rest of us look dumb lol

    Reply
  10. break away says

    February 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    o ya i love these jokes they r hilarious lol

    Reply
  11. Lilly says

    February 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    What a funny joke although all blonds ar’nt dumb… Not me an way
    p.s Happy Valintes day!

    Reply
  12. hey_monday says

    February 27, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    HAHA.this is kinda of funny.
    :]

    Reply
  13. gary says

    March 12, 2009 at 7:03 am

    that was the crapyest joke ive ever herd in my life . get a life

    Reply
  14. samantha says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:45 am

    poor man oh dear that was not the best move lol that was kinda funny

    Reply
  15. :P says

    March 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

    wow, that was funny, i wonder if that actually happend to some one, if it did….. well that would suck =S

    Reply
  16. shabalabadingdong says

    May 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    omg… that is fan_freakin_tastic!
    i was NOT expecting that

    Reply
  17. a person says

    May 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    ummmmm…… you misspelled Valentines.
    seriously… i thought they were being harsh when they said to learn to spell….

    Reply
  18. Jess says

    June 6, 2009 at 2:31 am

    I was laughing my head off! That is a really good joke! I love it!

    Reply
  19. danny says

    June 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I feel sorry for blondes… But that was a funny joke.

    Reply
  20. leigh-ann says

    July 3, 2009 at 11:54 am

    whats with all these blonde jokes im blonde n i aint dumb….!!!!!!!!!! lol its stupid x

    Reply
  21. Texas Gal says

    September 14, 2009 at 10:39 am

    hey, I’m blonde and blonde jokes are my favorite hahahaha

    Reply
  22. Joker says

    October 12, 2009 at 7:05 am

    haha too many blonde blondes here.

    Reply
  23. Vampirechick101 says

    November 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    I agree with gary because it iz crappy and stupid i’ve heard funnier jokes den dat so they ddo need 2 get a life and fast!

    Reply
  24. bby says

    December 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    am blond n it’s true somtimes we arn’t that smart bt not all of us what about ligily blond ell woods if so amazingly smart

    Reply
  25. Bob says

    December 31, 2009 at 2:04 am

    Ehh…this one is kinda lame

    Reply
  26. jessica says

    February 4, 2010 at 1:22 am

    why, does the hair has something to do with IQ. Come on guys. I’m blonde and I graduated with honors in college

    Reply
  27. Krazy_mexican says

    March 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Ah n0 f0ony 2 me

    Reply
  28. knowing says

    May 13, 2010 at 2:34 am

    OMG! I don’t know whats more funny.
    The fact she painted his car,
    or the fact she did two coats!

    Reply
  29. RoJo says

    September 13, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    😀 LoLz damn funny.

    Reply
  30. LOST says

    September 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    They found the Blonde next day dead

    Reply
  31. lamda says

    February 14, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    well somebody going to die
    its either the man died from heart attack, or the blond died from massive internal bleeding.

    Reply
  32. niki not blonde says

    June 1, 2011 at 7:31 am

    hahahahahahahahahaha funny.. i’ve read two funny comments.. haha they actually admitted that they’re blondes and spelled Valentines as Valintes and legally as ligily. No offense, but seriously????? ahahahaha

    Reply
  33. Autumn says

    July 2, 2012 at 12:06 am

    That is soo funny..lol!! But not all blondes are dumb at least not me:) so do you giys kniw where I could buy a motorcycle that has doors and a roof on it?

    Reply
  34. loverofjokes says

    July 9, 2012 at 9:46 am

    lol, good one…

    Reply

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