An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Whata?! I hope that man doesnt have any heart problem:D
omg that is so something i would do hahaha
poor guy! he didnt have to die that way
what do you see in a blondes eyes?the back of her head.hahahahahahahaha
Hrd it b4..r u sure ur nt blnd
hahahahahahah very funny!!
Porr guy! lol
typeo: poor guy! lol
wow now thats wat u call a real and its s like that that make the rest of us look dumb lol
o ya i love these jokes they r hilarious lol
What a funny joke although all blonds ar’nt dumb… Not me an way
p.s Happy Valintes day!
HAHA.this is kinda of funny.
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that was the crapyest joke ive ever herd in my life . get a life
poor man oh dear that was not the best move lol that was kinda funny
wow, that was funny, i wonder if that actually happend to some one, if it did….. well that would suck =S
omg… that is fan_freakin_tastic!
i was NOT expecting that
ummmmm…… you misspelled Valentines.
seriously… i thought they were being harsh when they said to learn to spell….
I was laughing my head off! That is a really good joke! I love it!
I feel sorry for blondes… But that was a funny joke.
whats with all these blonde jokes im blonde n i aint dumb….!!!!!!!!!! lol its stupid x
hey, I’m blonde and blonde jokes are my favorite hahahaha
haha too many blonde blondes here.
I agree with gary because it iz crappy and stupid i’ve heard funnier jokes den dat so they ddo need 2 get a life and fast!
am blond n it’s true somtimes we arn’t that smart bt not all of us what about ligily blond ell woods if so amazingly smart
Ehh…this one is kinda lame
why, does the hair has something to do with IQ. Come on guys. I’m blonde and I graduated with honors in college
Ah n0 f0ony 2 me
OMG! I don’t know whats more funny.
The fact she painted his car,
or the fact she did two coats!
😀 LoLz damn funny.
They found the Blonde next day dead
well somebody going to die
its either the man died from heart attack, or the blond died from massive internal bleeding.
hahahahahahahahahaha funny.. i’ve read two funny comments.. haha they actually admitted that they’re blondes and spelled Valentines as Valintes and legally as ligily. No offense, but seriously????? ahahahaha
That is soo funny..lol!! But not all blondes are dumb at least not me:) so do you giys kniw where I could buy a motorcycle that has doors and a roof on it?
lol, good one…