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Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say

July 6, 2007 by F&J Staff 2 Comments

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that politician isn’t honest!

9. We’re vegetarians. I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can’t feed that to the dog.

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Comments

  1. erica michelle says

    December 17, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Nobody in MY family would EVER say that! I’m just a good ol country girl! I think it’s funny to see the truth!

    Reply
  2. Lucas says

    December 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    this here is the total truth of the south. me my ma and brother…well you wouldnt catch us saying that dead

    Reply

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