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Tell Yo Mama

June 22, 2007 by F&J Staff 45 Comments

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. 

Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can’t get her lipstick off me. 

Tell Yo mama that the tip’s under the pillow. 

Tell Yo mama that I want a refund. 

Tell Yo mama to stop calling me. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow penis. 

Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back. 

Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back. 

Tell Yo mama that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night. 

Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she’s got 4 arms. 

Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her. 

Tell Yo mama I’ll be home late for dinner. 

Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me. 

Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now! 

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Comments

  1. James Waltz says

    June 29, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    cool jokes

    Reply
  2. max says

    July 1, 2007 at 5:47 am

    funny as hell i liked the lipstike jokes.

    ps:keep it up its funny.

    Reply
  3. Sarah says

    September 24, 2007 at 1:58 am

    These are unfunny and uncreative.

    Reply
  4. Samantha says

    September 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    these were a freakin hilarious jokes I loved them

    Reply
  5. Nikki says

    October 16, 2007 at 7:22 am

    i cant believe anyone would think these jokes are funny! they’re downright stupiiiid!!!!!

    Reply
  6. maliek says

    October 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    omg lmao lip stix r sooo funny!lol

    Reply
  7. maliek says

    October 17, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    nikki and sarah smell like frikin crap!

    Reply
  8. nessa says

    November 10, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    niki and sara need to stop reading and hating

    Reply
  9. x x C@$£Y x x says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:59 am

    yo0o0o0o0oo0o wats up
    ppl WOODCHUCK is in da house

    x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x

    Reply
  10. ere says

    November 17, 2007 at 1:32 am

    YO MAMA SO DIRTY WHEN ITS DARK OUT SIDE IN NIGGAZS HAVE TO PIZZ THEY ON HER .
    YO MAMA SO UGLY PEPOLE MIS TAKE HER AS A SCARE CROW.
    YO MAMA IS SO BLACK HER ASS LOOK LIKE TIRES.
    YO MAMA SO SLUTTY SHE LIKE A TOLET EVEY BODY GOT TO GET ON HER.

    Reply
  11. No ya dang Bizzness says

    November 19, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Funny jokes but Ere Your jokes really suck

    Reply
  12. OLD G says

    November 20, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    ere your jokes suck so bad that this is your mamma

    Reply
  13. OLD G says

    November 20, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    tell your momma i need my child support check.
    Tell your mamma I want my change back.

    Reply
  14. the pope says

    November 26, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    sum of these jokes r quality

    Reply
  15. Paul says

    January 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY GAAAAY
    LMFAO
    THE ONLY WAY YOUR COOL IS IF YOUR BEST FRIENDS WITH LAURA:P<3

    Reply
  16. Paul says

    January 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY GAAAAY
    LMFAO
    THE ONLY WAY YOUR COOL IS IF YOUR BEST FRIENDS WITH LAURA:P<3
    i love her as my bestest friend ever(K) muah

    Reply
  17. Zavie says

    March 31, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    aha…Paul is gay.

    Reply
  18. meagan says

    April 15, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I am amazing and u love me!

    Reply
  19. Black Mamba TruAfrican says

    April 18, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Tell your mama it was good riddance

    Reply
  20. Ke'ara says

    May 27, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    I don’t get it!

    Reply
  21. hi dude says

    August 7, 2008 at 7:06 am

    so boring

    Reply
  22. hi dude says

    August 7, 2008 at 7:07 am

    its all CRAP!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  23. hi dude says

    August 7, 2008 at 7:08 am

    that is a story lol

    Reply
  24. april h says

    December 19, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    these jokes are actually kinda dumb theres only a few funny ones….we should make ninja jokes….lol….me and my best friend are ninja twins

    Reply
  25. whiteface bambaataa untru african says

    February 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    ugh……. yea so these jokes are really lame and i appreciate another tru african like myself (black mamba truafrican). yo mama is so ugly …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? that she is ugly.

    Reply
  26. samantha says

    February 24, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    the rainbow penis was FUnny!!!!

    Reply
  27. nisa says

    February 26, 2009 at 5:34 am

    wicked jokes

    Reply
  28. FAt MAMA says

    March 18, 2009 at 11:29 am

    haha luv the lipstick 1ce,, hesterical

    Reply
  29. Tonie says

    March 19, 2009 at 7:56 am

    Can’t u guys come up with something more creative?…and less offensive!

    Reply
  30. Precious says

    March 28, 2009 at 2:55 am

    Wear a bra or 4 arms…….dat wuz funny…..still lol.

    Reply
  31. xxKOKOFANFARExx says

    April 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I laughed my ass off at that ninja turtles one! that was FUKIN funny!
    and f u haterz, me and my bro are here for some FUNNNNN!!!
    *suck my balls!!*

    Reply
  32. amber says

    May 11, 2009 at 10:08 am

    who ever in the hell thought of these they are sum fools i mean that in a good way. ha ha lol.

    Reply
  33. jajaja says

    June 4, 2009 at 9:40 am

    oooooo ere YOUR DRY!! yo mama so fat her belt size is equator, yo mam so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the cough, yo mama so dumb she called the opertaor and said QUICK WATS THE NUMBER FOR 911!!!

    Reply
  34. barbie says

    May 4, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    yo mama she is so fat that when she goes in the ocean the mistake her for a whale

    Reply
  35. Bex says

    May 8, 2010 at 5:51 am

    These are f**king sh*t man!

    Reply
  36. watever says

    June 2, 2010 at 11:36 am

    it looks likE y0u guys havE n0thing bEttEr t0 d0!!

    Reply
  37. Trenise says

    June 20, 2010 at 10:24 am

    i love these cool jokes.

    Reply
  38. bay says

    July 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    hears a yo mama joke…

    yo mama so fat MT. everest tried to climb her!

    Reply
  39. kevonkelso says

    December 14, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    ilove them jokes

    Reply
  40. kevonkelso says

    December 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    hay bay i love you baby

    Reply
  41. brandon winfeld says

    December 14, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    im fresh i love this web site

    Reply
  42. cierra says

    October 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Tell yo momma ta quit puttin on lipstick his D*cks like a rainbow

    Reply
  43. nonoyo businus says

    January 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Yo mama so stupid her first name is special and last name is ed

    Reply
  44. allie says

    September 2, 2012 at 8:51 am

    damn good

    Reply
  45. anomanis says

    October 30, 2017 at 8:51 am

    not too bad could use some work to be honest they were terrible

    Reply

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