Q. What’s the difference between Elvis and Osama Bin Laden?
A. Osama is a dead man!
Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both blew a power structure!!
To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little prick will pop up!
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat shit?
A. Because it’s a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant.
Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?
A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites.
Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A. They only had one camel.
Q. What’s another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker.
Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get bombed
Osama Bin Laden never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Bill Clinton.
Q. What’s the national bird of Afghanistan?
Q. Why do they call the camel “the ship of the desert?”
A. Because it’s full of Arab semen!
Q. Why are there no TV’s in Afghanistan?
A. Because of the Telly ban.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?
A. He wants to look like his mother.
Q. How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. Both look out the window and see Rubble.
Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.
A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
A. Photo I.D.