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Tales From The Loony Bin

March 11, 2009 by F&J Staff 19 Comments

Funny Old ManDr. Smith recently got his doctorate in psychology and his first assignment was to visit the community loony bin retirement home for the patient’s monthly mental examination.

He sees his first patient and asks him, “Ralph, how much is six times six?” Ralph responds “74.” He asks the next resident, “Tim, how much is six times six?” Tom responds, “Thursday.” Expecting more of the same, he approaches Randy and asks him, “Randy, how much is six times?” “THIRTY-SIX” replies Randy. “That’s right Randy, well done! Now tell me how did you know that answer?” “Oh it was easy… I just subtracted 74 from Thursday!”

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Comments

  1. not yo daddy says

    March 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    first one to post ! woo whoo! too bad it was on a joke i didnt like all that much. (and no im not afraid to say it, im more of a riddle guy myself….)

    Reply
  2. BAT MAN says

    March 11, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    ASS WHOLE

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  3. IrritatedOyster says

    March 12, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Lol, what the heck 😛

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  4. whatever u say says

    March 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    made me laugh

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  5. beautiful disaster says

    March 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    it sucked…u cant subtract 74 from thursday and get 36??? U HAVE TO SUBTRACT THURSDAY FROM 74 TO GET SUNDAY NIGHT WITH…?!!!lol…to tell u the truth…this wasnt even funny u stupid ass!

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  6. bom says

    March 17, 2009 at 8:15 am

    lol ddnt c tht cuming..

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  7. the ipowell (powell i8s my second name and i have an iphone!) says

    March 19, 2009 at 4:53 am

    well thats american humour for ya. im british but you know everyone loves american humour!

    Reply
  8. QT Pie says

    March 29, 2009 at 5:15 am

    well…it was not actually funny. i don’t even think it was a joke.

    Reply
  9. Aurora says

    April 2, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    It was kind of cute, like something my 8 year old little sister would say, in fact, I think she did say this one. it’s funnier in person than online I guess!

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  10. Don says

    April 4, 2009 at 11:26 am

    It’s not funny

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  11. Sophster says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Guys, on Thursday, he turned 110! 110-74=36

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  12. palza mos says

    May 22, 2009 at 6:06 am

    clever chic

    Reply
  13. a person says

    May 27, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    uhhh… don’t criticize me if i’m wrong or stupid or something… but is irritated oyster the site owner… cuz she/he is the only one with an icon.

    Reply
  14. cecee says

    November 20, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    its funny how he asks tim whats 6×6 and yet TOM replies thursday hummm lol

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  15. Smiley says

    December 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I know another one:
    there was a loony bin that was too full, so the government said that anybody who could put their two hands together, palm against palm, would be able to go out of the loony bin. So everybody tried and tried, but they just couldn’t get their hands together, palm against palm. Finally Randy tries it, and succeeds on his first go, so everybody who’s watching him is really amazed, and they all give him a big round of applause!

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  16. boredingeometry(: says

    May 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    whoever in front of me is leaving 5 page long lectures on a JOKE SITE really needs to take a look around.
    nobody cares.

    Reply
  17. mara says

    May 20, 2010 at 3:28 am

    hahha fuuh maan. wha the fuh thhas pretty fuunny hahhaa!

    Reply
  18. Sherie says

    November 17, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    I thought that is was VERY funny! Of course, I am warped myself

    Reply
  19. Norm says

    November 23, 2012 at 8:58 am

    The joke is not so funny but the picture is actually my uncle Leo…
    That picture was taken back in the 60’s when Leo got 2nd place in the British run ‘grunning contest’…he actually got first place but the Brits never had an outsider win so the judges awarded 1st place to another Brit…Leo was from the L.A. area of California…the National Enquirer sponsored the American entrance into the British contest…Leo and his wife won the all expense paid trip to London plus $500.00 of spending money…

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