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Surgeon’s Preference

January 8, 2009 by F&J Staff 15 Comments

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.

  • The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
  • The second replied, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
  • The third added, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
  • The fourth one boasted, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.”
  • Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”

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Comments

  1. Ashley says

    January 17, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    This was funny…
    And i wasn’t expecting it to be either…

    Reply
  2. emi1876 says

    January 18, 2009 at 10:16 am

    hahaha

    Reply
  3. jagggu says

    January 20, 2009 at 2:41 am

    average

    Reply
  4. Ms. Rainbow says

    January 22, 2009 at 9:02 am

    That was a good joke. I liked the lawyer one best…

    Reply
  5. oso says

    January 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    not bad

    Reply
  6. aaaaaaaaaaaa says

    January 26, 2009 at 10:45 am

    your all weirdos

    Reply
  7. T.RAM says

    January 29, 2009 at 11:48 am

    i think not that good

    Reply
  8. lolwut says

    February 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    STFU FAGS

    Reply
  9. lolwut says

    February 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    lololololol

    Reply
  10. lolwut says

    February 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    LOL I CAN SPAM THIS JOKS SUCK GO DIE

    Reply
  11. lolwut says

    February 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    dont mind me im a dumbass

    Reply
  12. Dave says

    March 1, 2009 at 10:15 am

    hahaha 1-4 were funny 5 was.. meh.

    Reply
  13. Don says

    April 4, 2009 at 11:33 am

    This is good…. I am an engineer, ours is not that bad… or is it??

    Reply
  14. ryeebear(: says

    April 5, 2009 at 8:56 am

    hahaahahhahh i like itt,
    except the last one
    doesnt make senseee

    Reply
  15. MissKiss says

    February 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Not too funny, maybe in person, though.

    Reply

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