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You are here: Home / Jokes / Sunday School Lesson

Sunday School Lesson

August 18, 2007 by F&J Staff 287 Comments

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

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Comments

  1. solidus says

    August 19, 2007 at 6:49 am

    hahahaa

    Reply
  2. luvy says

    August 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    Haha! loved it!!

    Reply
  3. Lexxi says

    August 19, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    I’ve heard it before but it was a different version. This one is better.

    Reply
  4. daza says

    August 20, 2007 at 4:22 am

    very good!!!

    Reply
  5. Gary says

    August 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    LOL… great. i LOVE little johnny jokes! i reckon they are the funniest jokes around.

    Reply
  6. katie rowe says

    August 30, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK

    Reply
  7. travis says

    September 8, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    hahahaha very funny

    Reply
  8. Hadi says

    September 12, 2007 at 12:44 am

    ha ha??

    Reply
  9. Wolf Child says

    September 20, 2007 at 10:00 am

    “thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK” Of course it is :o]

    And I heard a different version too.

    Reply
  10. Blah says

    September 26, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    thats funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

    Reply
  11. bonds says

    September 28, 2007 at 1:40 am

    yeah it was funny but atleast they could have cleaned it up a little more than what it is

    Reply
  12. JamessheA says

    October 2, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    i liked it

    Reply
  13. baby gurl says

    October 2, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    It was very funny but why the hell would it need 2 b cleaned up? I thought this was the dirty joke section. Duh!

    Reply
  14. laughinoutloud says

    October 14, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    THIS IS SO OLD I BET EVE HEARD IT BEFORE SHE DIED

    Reply
  15. Ffff Ffff Ffffreakin hilarious says

    October 20, 2007 at 1:11 am

    lol that was hilarious!

    Reply
  16. whit says

    October 20, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    word…..

    Reply
  17. w33dm0nk3y says

    October 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    hahaha that was pretty funny joke..:)

    Reply
  18. milton says

    October 25, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    hilarious

    Reply
  19. BABE~GURL says

    October 30, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    HAHA that was awsome!!!!!!

    Reply
  20. Jesse says

    October 31, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious

    Reply
  21. pink princess says

    November 2, 2007 at 8:49 am

    OMG DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI!!! LOVD IT

    Reply
  22. Willlllllissssssss says

    November 9, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    lol the teacher sucks

    Reply
  23. Justin says

    November 18, 2007 at 1:39 am

    LMFAP!!!, that is a good classic

    Reply
  24. Miranda says

    November 19, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    that one was actually good
    =]
    i loved it

    Reply
  25. x - anya - x says

    November 20, 2007 at 6:42 am

    haha that was well funny lmao !!! xxx

    Reply
  26. SHAY-SHAY says

    November 21, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    lol i couldent stop laughing from dis

    Reply
  27. Poindexter says

    December 5, 2007 at 10:23 am

    HHAHAHHSGF that would hurt soooooooooooooooo bad if eve really did that!!!!!!

    Reply
  28. *~*~*BABYGIRL*~*~* says

    January 6, 2008 at 4:29 am

    that was f*cking funny……. i loved it lmfao

    Reply
  29. NS MOLULA says

    January 17, 2008 at 7:24 am

    oooooh! did’nt think it’ll end up like that! oops

    Reply
  30. jobi says

    January 22, 2008 at 7:58 am

    ha ha haaaaa Little Janice is just great

    Reply
  31. LunastraKiller says

    January 29, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Hahahahahahaha!! My mom just slap me coz i laugh to hard, thx! XD

    Reply
  32. Nigga Zorro says

    January 30, 2008 at 9:12 am

    it was alright.

    Reply
  33. katelyn says

    February 9, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    that has been my favorite joke so far! its hilarious! omg! im still cracking up!

    Reply
  34. LAugh412 says

    February 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    best joke for life

    Reply
  35. Se@ntE says

    February 16, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Freakin funny!

    Reply
  36. Kitty says

    March 6, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    🙂 that made me smile……………which is very hard to do.

    Reply
  37. Breanna says

    March 7, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    hey i think this is the funnyes joke ive ever read

    Reply
  38. tsepo says

    March 18, 2008 at 8:17 am

    HEARD IT B4, TODAY ACTUALLY BUT IT SI FUNNY

    Reply
  39. Allison says

    March 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    it was so freakin funny i could not stop laughing

    Reply
  40. mike hunt says

    March 25, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    hahahahah lmfao that was funny

    Reply
  41. and i says

    March 28, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    i want that pin…

    Reply
  42. popo says

    March 28, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    and i lick it

    Reply
  43. popo says

    March 28, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  44. mario says

    April 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    that was freakin funny!!!

    Reply
  45. will says

    April 23, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    this is funny

    Reply
  46. Mizzs.Chirsbrown says

    April 27, 2008 at 1:31 am

    ommgoshh… that iss soooooooooo funnyy

    Reply
  47. Spanky says

    May 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    haha
    thats a good one but if this is the dirty saction
    make it more dirrtier

    Reply
  48. maxd says

    May 8, 2008 at 1:14 am

    this one is funny. really funny. why is it not in number one? made my bored day. glad I came here.

    Reply
  49. Jean says

    June 1, 2008 at 10:54 am

    brilliant!!

    Reply
  50. lyndy says

    June 4, 2008 at 7:31 am

    made i chuckle , nice one

    Reply
  51. chelseagohard says

    June 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Haahahahahahah that was hella funny

    Reply
  52. KillerMen says

    June 26, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!!

    Reply
  53. Quan says

    July 13, 2008 at 3:18 am

    that was funny
    hahaha

    Reply
  54. Neji says

    July 14, 2008 at 11:04 am

    I LOVE IT! LMFAO!

    Reply
  55. SHEVA#1 FAN says

    July 25, 2008 at 10:33 am

    LMAO 2 i cant stop laughin

    Reply
  56. joel says

    August 1, 2008 at 8:07 am

    is da best joke eva.is awesome somehow religous but a smartone

    Reply
  57. hi dude says

    August 7, 2008 at 8:09 am

    sweet!

    Reply
  58. joseph says

    August 21, 2008 at 3:50 am

    great joke

    Reply
  59. Claudis says

    August 25, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    omigod!!LMAO!!

    Reply
  60. ben says

    October 13, 2008 at 10:12 am

    verrrrrrrry interrrrresting. BUT STUPID!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  61. ben says

    October 13, 2008 at 10:13 am

    8=D

    Reply
  62. perttygeek214 says

    October 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    yo thiz stuff is so funni i laughed until ma cheeks hurt!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  63. Farmer says

    October 30, 2008 at 8:53 am

    heard it before.

    Reply
  64. GMV says

    November 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    cute kids…

    Reply
  65. bobbi says

    November 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    funny!!!

    Reply
  66. lilr says

    November 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    that is so funny lol junny and his stupid things

    Reply
  67. yodit says

    November 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    kakakakaka funny!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  68. indian says

    November 23, 2008 at 3:35 am

    it was……………..i just gaped my mouth 4 a min..

    Reply
  69. Candice Simmons says

    November 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Very good! lovin it man

    Reply
  70. Tom says

    December 20, 2008 at 6:22 am

    sounds nice to me!!! hahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  71. BRANCA says

    December 20, 2008 at 6:35 am

    YEP! THAT WAS FUNNY! HAHAHA!

    Reply
  72. xoxoxoxoxoxox says

    January 8, 2009 at 10:39 am

    hehe its only funny if you get it

    cows 🙂

    Reply
  73. Tim says

    January 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Dont bring issa (jesus) into it..as muslims we respect him..

    Reply
  74. *Ashley* says

    January 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    very funny

    Reply
  75. john says

    January 29, 2009 at 8:54 am

    This is very funny but i allready knew it as it was told at my auntie’s wedding party

    Reply
  76. pandora says

    February 10, 2009 at 4:24 am

    HEHE …

    Reply
  77. samantha says

    February 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    HAHAHA!!!! 😀 that was funny

    Reply
  78. CElizabeth says

    February 26, 2009 at 1:52 am

    ROFLMAO!!! Well done!

    Reply
  79. havic says

    February 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    wow this was a funny joke

    Reply
  80. chelsea says

    February 27, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    OMG that is HILARIOUS i cant stop laughing, i LOVE it!!!!!!!!1

    Reply
  81. meSohORNy says

    March 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    hahahhah gooood 1

    Reply
  82. Lance says

    March 7, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Cops a chick–The cop says, ” anything you say can and will be used against you. the man being drunk says. “how about them nice boobs of yours lol!

    Reply
  83. killerpj says

    March 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

    best pj i hav ever read…………

    Reply
  84. daniel says

    March 10, 2009 at 8:16 am

    L!M!A!O good joke!!!

    Reply
  85. daniel says

    March 10, 2009 at 8:20 am

    I HAD TO SAY IT AGEN THATS BEST JOKE IF HERD OF IN A LONG TIME

    Reply
  86. THEKIDMAN says

    March 10, 2009 at 8:21 am

    NICE ONE

    Reply
  87. Bannana says

    March 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Super funny but wrong..

    Reply
  88. MATHILDA says

    March 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    THAT JOKE IS HA HA HA(HILARIOUS),I REALLYYYYYY LUV IT,HA HA HA

    Reply
  89. raz says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    very funny jonny and janice

    Reply
  90. sunny says

    March 18, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Really Good One

    Reply
  91. yo says

    March 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    pretty good joke (nice) 🙂

    Reply
  92. AGGIE says

    March 26, 2009 at 8:09 am

    now that is craaaazy

    Reply
  93. Amie says

    March 28, 2009 at 6:25 am

    That WAS Hilarious thanx

    Reply
  94. Amie says

    March 28, 2009 at 6:27 am

    thats Was Not Funny A t All

    Reply
  95. latravita says

    March 29, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    hahaha

    hilarious!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  96. katelyn ortiz says

    March 31, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    This Joke Was FuNny:-)

    Reply
  97. :P says

    April 2, 2009 at 9:20 am

    lol i don’t think it could be any better

    🙂

    Reply
  98. Jirnia says

    April 3, 2009 at 6:12 am

    Dat ws real funny-a-joke. Js end it wid ha.ha.

    Reply
  99. Jirnia says

    April 3, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Dat ws realy funny. End it wid ha.ha.ha…

    Reply
  100. Balderdash says

    April 5, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Very lame concoction. Why is it that suddenly, she recognized someone pricked her and blurted out “if you…?” I mean, if she just roused from sleep, its beyond logic/reflex that she realized someone was playing pranks on her.

    Reply
  101. Venom125 says

    April 6, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Actually, it isn’t. That was the third time in a short while she had been awoken by the same sensation. LOGIC would decree that she would have figured it out by then.
    😉
    Now shut up and enjoy a bloody good joke.

    Reply
  102. Natasha Rogers says

    April 14, 2009 at 10:58 am

    I think that was very funny ha ha ha ha.

    Reply
  103. Funntyu says

    April 15, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    this is hella funny

    Reply
  104. Mrunal Srivastav says

    April 18, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    That is really wonderful.

    Reply
  105. Lexi says

    April 18, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    heard this before….but its hilarious!!

    Reply
  106. agff says

    April 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    fuunnyyy one of my favs

    Reply
  107. ashleigh says

    May 1, 2009 at 3:02 am

    heard this one a thousand times

    Reply
  108. Red Rivan says

    May 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    hella funny, busted a gut

    Reply
  109. Emmanuel Ebimoh says

    May 6, 2009 at 6:25 am

    gee,this is so hilarious.

    Reply
  110. palesa says

    May 13, 2009 at 6:10 am

    it was really funny
    i loved it.

    Reply
  111. bre says

    May 13, 2009 at 8:43 am

    that’s just a ass kickin waiting to happend

    Reply
  112. poohbear13 says

    May 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    ok the joke actually was about a wife complaining to the pastor about her husband sleeping during the sermons so ect. that’s what happened

    Reply
  113. Kim says

    May 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    wow. thats dumb

    Reply
  114. zodwa says

    May 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    this was funny hey

    Reply
  115. Akintunde Rotimi says

    May 27, 2009 at 8:17 am

    iT’S REALLY FUNNY,My only worry is that who will take care of the class.

    Reply
  116. sakshi says

    June 3, 2009 at 12:33 am

    hahaha! i feel sorry for the adam as well as for the teacher

    Reply
  117. justdoit! says

    June 5, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Very interesting, and funny ofcos

    Reply
  118. scarlet says

    June 12, 2009 at 10:02 am

    lmao….awesome

    Reply
  119. Tyleypoo says

    June 20, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Haha that was FUNNY!

    Reply
  120. miwinstd4eva says

    June 20, 2009 at 10:00 am

    lolx othough it’s abit dirty but tis is d funniest joke ive ever seen!bravo

    Reply
  121. bright boateng says

    June 22, 2009 at 8:54 am

    wow what a funny joke.that is really nice

    Reply
  122. bob says

    July 6, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    this is retareded

    Reply
  123. extreme funny bone says

    July 10, 2009 at 6:54 am

    very funny,nice is just not funny enough

    Reply
  124. Nick says

    July 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo veryy funny

    Reply
  125. Qiel says

    July 19, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    hahahaha. it’s very funny! i like it :):)

    Reply
  126. dipak says

    July 22, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch…Take Care

    Reply
  127. Kennis says

    July 29, 2009 at 10:55 am

    This is wonderful..I give credit to the writer.

    Reply
  128. nana says

    July 30, 2009 at 5:35 am

    i like it yeah

    Reply
  129. nononono says

    August 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha this is freaakiin hilarioous 😛

    Reply
  130. Nomuthi says

    August 8, 2009 at 6:04 am

    That is so hilariously fun!!!!!!LOL.

    Reply
  131. nizami says

    August 11, 2009 at 1:53 am

    very funny

    Reply
  132. LAIDE says

    August 22, 2009 at 7:11 am

    veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny

    Reply
  133. Norma says

    August 31, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Bahahahahah. I love love love love this joke! Its one of my new favorites!

    Reply
  134. vaibhav goel says

    September 2, 2009 at 1:02 am

    it was really good

    Reply
  135. LefaB says

    September 3, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Geeeeee man, thats good. I love it

    Reply
  136. CANDICE says

    September 4, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    i feel sorry for the teacher

    Reply
  137. kenny says

    September 10, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    that joke was so funny u go girl janice

    Reply
  138. demi says

    September 11, 2009 at 7:49 am

    haha thats well funny

    Reply
  139. Sanat says

    September 13, 2009 at 4:55 am

    splendid one……..the laugh went on!!!!!

    Reply
  140. vivian says

    September 17, 2009 at 8:21 am

    ha ha ha ha ha ha. dat waz hilarious

    Reply
  141. John says

    September 17, 2009 at 10:13 am

    I almost fainted like d teacher did,after reading.

    Reply
  142. Suba says

    September 20, 2009 at 6:54 am

    Ho! It has improved my general knowledge a lot!

    Reply
  143. shawan says

    September 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    it isnt that hilarious you see logic girl states correct get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  144. jaycees says

    September 27, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    fikin hillarious………..man i cudn’t stop laughing

    Reply
  145. Angela says

    September 29, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Ha ha ha ha ..very funny

    Reply
  146. chelsea says

    October 4, 2009 at 9:05 am

    HAHAHAA! i’m still laughin at that..its soooo funny. i rated it 5 loool

    Reply
  147. wajuje george says

    October 6, 2009 at 7:43 am

    wawawawawawa…. thts funny

    Reply
  148. OMG! says

    October 12, 2009 at 8:35 am

    that was effing hilarious!

    Reply
  149. that guy says

    October 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    best joke/story i’ve heard in a long time!!!!!

    Reply
  150. Randi says

    November 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    haha gotta love an oldie…. heard this joke so many times and i still love it!!

    Reply
  151. justine says

    November 18, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    uuuu its so nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  152. clare says

    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 am

    OMG! that was funny! xD

    Reply
  153. I HATE KIDS says

    November 20, 2009 at 9:20 am

    This is the third time I have seen this joke on this website

    Reply
  154. Chinny says

    November 22, 2009 at 4:38 am

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Reply
  155. cool boy says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    this is so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool and funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  156. hussein taleb says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    my name is hussein and this is funny.

    Reply
  157. hussein taleb says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    jizzy

    Reply
  158. hussein taleb says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    khaled sucks yasser rocks!!!

    Reply
  159. hussein taleb says

    November 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    ali azzam loves layan but layan loves rami mahdi who loves hassan hoteit who loves boukhari who loves mardini who loves shirine who loves u

    Reply
  160. omak says

    November 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    omak gay

    Reply
  161. Daniel says

    November 26, 2009 at 7:56 am

    lol rofl hahahahaha

    Reply
  162. Chloe says

    November 27, 2009 at 3:51 am

    LOL!HEHEHEH!ROTfl

    Reply
  163. thabie says

    November 27, 2009 at 5:58 am

    LLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOO

    Reply
  164. Lauren says

    November 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Haahhahh that is sooo FUNNY!

    Reply
  165. Free Hot wallpapers says

    November 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Lol! it’s a nice joke. Pin every time to get an answer but if you pin too many time then you will get weird answer.

    Reply
  166. dorky101 says

    November 30, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    haha thats friekn halarious!!! i read it while i was in class and started busting out laughing and everybody looked at me and i felt pretty stupid hahah

    Reply
  167. Poppy Cool says

    November 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    That was awesome!!! I love this sight but some of the jokes
    are really discusting!

    Reply
  168. awsome DJ guy says

    November 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    THAT WAS SOOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  169. dave says

    December 6, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    how do i submit jokes?

    Reply
  170. shilpa says

    December 7, 2009 at 4:00 am

    thanks to jonny

    Reply
  171. zach says

    December 7, 2009 at 10:25 am

    nice i realy like this one

    Reply
  172. Kait says

    December 21, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Bet you anything Eve really DID say that! ;D

    Reply
  173. Kuruchi says

    December 22, 2009 at 6:50 am

    Haha Cool I love it !

    Reply
  174. amethesyt says

    December 25, 2009 at 7:37 am

    very nice it looks good

    Reply
  175. banana says

    December 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    thats really funny

    Reply
  176. L.Lemao aka LEGACY says

    January 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    OMG,WAT A FUNNY JOKE!EXTREMLY FUNNY IF U UNDRSTND IT!LMAO N LOL N ROTFLOL

    Reply
  177. Rally says

    January 5, 2010 at 4:13 am

    U KILL ME YOHHHHH

    Reply
  178. cm bauna says

    January 8, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Hahahah, really funny

    Reply
  179. Sithandwa says

    January 12, 2010 at 6:33 am

    OMG…dat ws soooooooo vrrrrrry fuuuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy

    Reply
  180. jennifer says

    January 16, 2010 at 8:32 am

    awesome joke i was laughing to dead

    Reply
  181. alam says

    January 20, 2010 at 5:26 am

    not bad at all

    Reply
  182. malaya says

    January 22, 2010 at 7:02 am

    hahha…funny! nice:)

    Reply
  183. vikrant says

    January 25, 2010 at 7:23 am

    very fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny jokes

    Reply
  184. gassy says

    January 27, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    That so funny!Just by laghing i almost broke my neck

    Reply
  185. gassy says

    January 27, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    that is wat happeend to me!
    soooooooooooooo funny!
    really!!!!!!!
    funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  186. gassy says

    January 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    I love you!!!!!!!

    Reply
  187. Aye says

    February 1, 2010 at 12:11 am

    now! if Eve did that u are not now!

    Reply
  188. teti says

    February 1, 2010 at 5:44 am

    it ‘s really nice… has fun

    Reply
  189. hahhh says

    February 3, 2010 at 10:43 am

    omg! funyyy!:0

    Reply
  190. Jimmy says

    February 6, 2010 at 9:18 am

    that was really funny!

    Reply
  191. Nata Nathan says

    February 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    I laughed a little inside.

    Reply
  192. Andrew says

    February 10, 2010 at 8:29 am

    I like it!

    Reply
  193. teddy says

    February 10, 2010 at 11:13 pm

    hahaha funnny =]

    Reply
  194. big boy77 says

    February 15, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    that was realy funny

    Reply
  195. minnie mouse says

    February 16, 2010 at 1:45 am

    this is the best joke ever lmj

    Reply
  196. Caity_B says

    February 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    i wonder if little janice got in trouble 🙂

    Reply
  197. John says

    February 23, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    I love weiners

    Reply
  198. jacob says

    February 24, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    i poop my pants

    Reply
  199. joe says

    February 25, 2010 at 11:51 am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Reply
  200. mike says

    March 5, 2010 at 10:14 am

    not funny

    Reply
  201. bruce says

    March 5, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    that was o my god funny!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  202. Leigh says

    March 9, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    that was funny 😛

    Reply
  203. lame rip off says

    March 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    ^
    ll the original joke is with a man and his wife sitting in church
    ll
    ll

    Reply
  204. Morgan xxx says

    March 10, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    The first time i read this joke i was laughing so much i had tears in my eyes

    Reply
  205. :) says

    March 18, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    HAHAHA 🙂

    Reply
  206. lydia says

    March 19, 2010 at 7:29 am

    ha ha ha thats a good one

    Reply
  207. 5-Alive says

    March 22, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    That was cool!

    Reply
  208. Abbas says

    March 25, 2010 at 8:27 am

    that was funniest.

    Reply
  209. Nikole says

    March 27, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Lol funny

    Reply
  210. Nikole says

    March 27, 2010 at 12:25 am

    M

    Reply
  211. Tsebo says

    March 27, 2010 at 6:27 am

    Go Go Adam

    Reply
  212. XD says

    March 28, 2010 at 10:57 am

    hahahaha…
    that was hilarious

    Reply
  213. sweety says

    March 29, 2010 at 5:16 am

    please send me jokes daily

    Reply
  214. stefano says

    April 1, 2010 at 7:52 am

    This joke was totally ripped off.
    I heard this one before, but instead it was a old man in a church getting jabbed by a cane by his wife. And the priest didn’t faint in that one. He totally agreed, making the joke funnier.

    Reply
  215. Salma says

    April 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Hahaha i laughed so hard xD

    Reply
  216. Brandi Anderson says

    April 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    Omg, I almost pissed myself laughing.

    Reply
  217. Crash_Override says

    April 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    I’ve heard this one before. But it’s still funny. Religion jokes are awesome !

    Reply
  218. vipul wasnik says

    April 6, 2010 at 5:17 am

    its tooooooooo good
    my eyes would wet now !!!

    Reply
  219. Sarah Ahmed says

    April 6, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    😀 dat waz a real fun

    Reply
  220. salman says

    April 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    :p

    Reply
  221. abbas says

    April 8, 2010 at 6:06 am

    Its Nice superb, fantastic

    Reply
  222. Mary123456 says

    April 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    That was the funniest thing I have ever heard! I just had a difficult day at school, and when I read this at home it made me laugh really hard and forget all about school!

    Reply
  223. mehreen says

    April 10, 2010 at 3:18 am

    eish……dats a heavy one not for small children though..:) LOL

    Reply
  224. Kris says

    April 15, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    i was reading this joke in class and started crakin up

    Reply
  225. Joe Biden says

    April 16, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    hahahahahahahahaha, i hate obama i should be prez

    Reply
  226. ARVIND NAIR says

    April 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    helpful jonny and pretty jaince

    Reply
  227. Abraham says

    April 24, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    Not official joke ripped off

    Reply
  228. yard128 says

    April 29, 2010 at 1:50 am

    it is very funny,i like it

    Reply
  229. srinivas das says

    April 29, 2010 at 4:35 am

    very good…….

    Reply
  230. p. m. dsouza says

    April 29, 2010 at 7:29 am

    hohohoho this kids of today…….

    Reply
  231. beverly hill says

    April 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    i dont think that was funny.

    Reply
  232. Khem Raj Pandey says

    May 6, 2010 at 3:20 am

    hahaha…….

    very very funny

    please send me such mail daily

    Reply
  233. Jack Saunders says

    May 6, 2010 at 5:37 am

    very very funny i was pmsl

    Reply
  234. random guy says

    May 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    hahahahahaha
    thats the funniest joke ive read in at least 5 years
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Reply
  235. cogman says

    May 10, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    I’m pissing myself laughing that people pissed themselves laughing at that sh*t joke. No kidding, but you guys who go on this site are totally lame.

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  236. pastor says

    May 13, 2010 at 9:14 am

    that was fun lmao

    Reply
  237. horses rock says

    May 17, 2010 at 10:27 am

    LOL That is a friggen funny joke!! I am reading it, I’m in class, and I just started laughing really hard, and the girl in front of me was like, “WHAT? Whats so funny??” LOL!

    Reply
  238. ????? says

    May 20, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    i told this to ppl at school and a kid feel and hit his head….. he was still laughing!!!!!

    Reply
  239. striker says

    May 20, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    XDXDXDXD no wonder why she fainted hahahahahaha….

    Reply
  240. Nok Knock says

    May 25, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    My name is Joe Huntington and I am 33 years old. When I was 7 years old, I had a very bad accident. All I remember was falling asleep on my bed one night and I started to have a dream. I was dreaming that I was drowning in a little pond in Las Vegas, and I cannot swim. In my dream, I was first playing with my remote control boat in the pond and it broke. I told my brother next to me and he told me to go swim for it. So I jumped in and all of a sudden I was drowning. And all I can hear was my grandpa yelling, “Come on, get the fuk out of there, your all wet!” After he yelled that, I awoke suddenly to my grandpa yelling, “Wake up you sleeping jacka$$, your all covered in your own piss you dam dog!” Then I got out of my bed and went straight to my grandpa’s bedroom and took a leak on his bed and told him, “Fuk you ol’ man, you awoke me from one of my best dreams you idiot! Now I will wait for you to fall asleep and wake you up covered in piss, and then you will find out what it feels like!” Then he started to shed in tears saying, “No way man! It must be so hard to go through that nephew! I’m glad you survived that accident!” Then he said pointing to the bathroom door, “Now………go take a long bath and throw away these 6 onions I used to make my tears.” Surprised, I said, “You….You….those? You used those for tears?! WHAT THE FUK? I’ll show you tears.” I dug into his drawer and pulled out his underwear’s and tore it up and said, “These are real tears you big baby, and no, I did not use onions to make them.” Then he said shockingly, “You…….You……..You little gangster!! Those were my favorite pairs!! I’m going to tell on you!!” Then i told him, “Oh yeah? On who? Sarah Palin? I’ll show you my favorite pairs ol’ man!” Then I went to get my hot ass big-boobed, big-assed, girl-friend and shook her boobs in front of my grandpa and said, “These are my favorite pairs grandpa! And no, you will not tear her up!”

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  241. Amy says

    May 26, 2010 at 9:29 am

    I looooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve! Great one/

    Reply
  242. Alex says

    May 27, 2010 at 2:18 am

    Is so cool

    Reply
  243. nevertrustboyseva says

    May 27, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    totally full of a good joe never laughed sooooooooooooooooooooo much
    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    Reply
  244. amafah azmat says

    May 28, 2010 at 9:55 am

    lllllllllllloooooooooooooolllllllllllzzzzzzzzz that is soooooooooooooooooo funny keep up the good work

    Reply
  245. noname says

    May 31, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    that was a very good joke

    Reply
  246. Vishesh Goswami says

    June 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    Hahahaha, Lol, Very Very Funny ! I Like It

    Reply
  247. neena says

    June 3, 2010 at 7:28 am

    thts a good one 🙂

    Reply
  248. jestin says

    June 3, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Lmao that’s what she said

    Reply
  249. nakasakisan says

    June 3, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    that funny me like hahah me jizz pants reading good joke hahah i moaned in pleasure cus this is good joke hahah i like hahah more joke hahah hahah funny hahahah lol hahah me is happy hahah me go show friends now this good joke hahah hahah likey likey hahah me go read more good jokes now hahah

    Reply
  250. jytr says

    June 5, 2010 at 6:59 am

    coooool………,,,,,

    Reply
  251. leon raffle says

    June 11, 2010 at 4:46 am

    damn good.

    Reply
  252. Jimmy Kenderix says

    June 11, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    It is in fact a pencil, not a pin

    Reply
  253. Johnny says

    June 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    i guess little janice was really busy saturday night

    Reply
  254. Trau says

    June 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    O. M. G. I gues we al run out of luck.

    Reply
  255. D says

    June 17, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Hmmmm…lol! Very hilarious.

    Reply
  256. maiya says

    June 22, 2010 at 3:10 am

    og the poor teacher, that wasnt for her. funny indeed

    Reply
  257. JAhak sokmo says

    June 23, 2010 at 4:42 am

    LOL!!!!! so freaking funny!!!!! LOL!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

    Reply
  258. baldbros says

    June 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    that is not funny and very old

    Reply
  259. Pro Genius says

    June 27, 2010 at 12:45 am

    lol sssooo funny dont you get it?

    Reply
  260. augustine says

    June 28, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Sooooooooo funny that I couldn’t stop laughing

    Reply
  261. shey says

    June 30, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    I like dis one its funny….

    Reply
  262. trixx says

    July 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Txt me haha 602 799 7375 girls only

    Reply
  263. Poo says

    July 6, 2010 at 5:56 am

    ROFL

    Reply
  264. jidmash says

    July 9, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    this is one of the best jokes i have ever read who ever came up this joke is a genius
    :O

    Reply
  265. Oseiqwequ says

    July 14, 2010 at 10:05 am

    oh gosh!

    Reply
  266. Oseiqwequ says

    July 14, 2010 at 10:07 am

    i luv dis joke…..
    u guys r great.

    Reply
  267. Blazerboy says

    July 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Way to funny!! made me squeal with mirth! =D

    Reply
  268. Guest says

    July 18, 2010 at 9:12 am

    awesome!!

    Reply
  269. mopstana says

    July 18, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    first time to hear that joke,really laugh out loud

    Reply
  270. 489 says

    July 19, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    mad as hell

    Reply
  271. larryroulston says

    July 20, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    funny,as hell ,,lol

    Reply
  272. Random Person You Don't Know & Never Will says

    July 26, 2011 at 5:01 am

    LMFAO

    Reply
  273. King says

    July 29, 2011 at 5:25 am

    Mind blowing folks.. Simply Gr8.. LOL…P!

    Reply
  274. Renjeeeee says

    August 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    0430562881

    txt only

    Reply
  275. Renjeeeee says

    August 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    girls only

    Reply
  276. SWASTIKA says

    August 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    good good nice jokes………….

    Reply
  277. leimari says

    November 9, 2011 at 2:11 am

    O.M.G. it’s so hilarious i almost cried of laughing

    Reply
  278. tate says

    December 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    teacher has over active imagination

    Reply
  279. Stephen Ampah says

    February 24, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    I hope the girl was too tired that she dont even kwno where she is.

    Reply
  280. Rob says

    August 21, 2012 at 5:18 am

    PRETTY GOOD , BUT KINBA OLD.

    Reply
  281. Rob says

    August 21, 2012 at 5:19 am

    PRETTY GOOD , BUT KINDA OLD

    Reply
  282. kiwi says

    September 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    OMG!! this was so funny reading this in school so cant really laugh that lound but after class couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  283. tintin says

    October 3, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    hahahaha funny1 like it much… maybe you have some more..

    Reply
  284. gino says

    January 14, 2013 at 2:46 am

    LMFAO

    Reply
  285. Anonymous says

    April 11, 2013 at 12:51 am

    oh god, best one so far!

    Reply
  286. johnnie says

    September 22, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    so fun with it.telling others.

    Reply
  287. Klara says

    September 2, 2018 at 1:30 am

    hey funny………………..

    Reply

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