Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
hahahaa
Haha! loved it!!
I’ve heard it before but it was a different version. This one is better.
very good!!!
LOL… great. i LOVE little johnny jokes! i reckon they are the funniest jokes around.
thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK
hahahaha very funny
ha ha??
“thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK” Of course it is :o]
And I heard a different version too.
thats funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
yeah it was funny but atleast they could have cleaned it up a little more than what it is
i liked it
It was very funny but why the hell would it need 2 b cleaned up? I thought this was the dirty joke section. Duh!
THIS IS SO OLD I BET EVE HEARD IT BEFORE SHE DIED
lol that was hilarious!
word…..
hahaha that was pretty funny joke..:)
hilarious
HAHA that was awsome!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious
OMG DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI!!! LOVD IT
lol the teacher sucks
LMFAP!!!, that is a good classic
that one was actually good
=]
i loved it
haha that was well funny lmao !!! xxx
lol i couldent stop laughing from dis
HHAHAHHSGF that would hurt soooooooooooooooo bad if eve really did that!!!!!!
that was f*cking funny……. i loved it lmfao
oooooh! did’nt think it’ll end up like that! oops
ha ha haaaaa Little Janice is just great
Hahahahahahaha!! My mom just slap me coz i laugh to hard, thx! XD
it was alright.
that has been my favorite joke so far! its hilarious! omg! im still cracking up!
best joke for life
Freakin funny!
🙂 that made me smile……………which is very hard to do.
hey i think this is the funnyes joke ive ever read
HEARD IT B4, TODAY ACTUALLY BUT IT SI FUNNY
it was so freakin funny i could not stop laughing
hahahahah lmfao that was funny
i want that pin…
and i lick it
hahahahahahahahahaha
that was freakin funny!!!
this is funny
ommgoshh… that iss soooooooooo funnyy
haha
thats a good one but if this is the dirty saction
make it more dirrtier
this one is funny. really funny. why is it not in number one? made my bored day. glad I came here.
brilliant!!
made i chuckle , nice one
Haahahahahahah that was hella funny
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!!
that was funny
hahaha
I LOVE IT! LMFAO!
LMAO 2 i cant stop laughin
is da best joke eva.is awesome somehow religous but a smartone
sweet!
great joke
omigod!!LMAO!!
verrrrrrrry interrrrresting. BUT STUPID!!!!!!!!
8=D
yo thiz stuff is so funni i laughed until ma cheeks hurt!!!!!!!!!!
heard it before.
cute kids…
funny!!!
that is so funny lol junny and his stupid things
kakakakaka funny!!!!!!!!!!
it was……………..i just gaped my mouth 4 a min..
Very good! lovin it man
sounds nice to me!!! hahahahahahahaha
YEP! THAT WAS FUNNY! HAHAHA!
hehe its only funny if you get it
cows 🙂
Dont bring issa (jesus) into it..as muslims we respect him..
very funny
This is very funny but i allready knew it as it was told at my auntie’s wedding party
HEHE …
HAHAHA!!!! 😀 that was funny
ROFLMAO!!! Well done!
wow this was a funny joke
OMG that is HILARIOUS i cant stop laughing, i LOVE it!!!!!!!!1
hahahhah gooood 1
Cops a chick–The cop says, ” anything you say can and will be used against you. the man being drunk says. “how about them nice boobs of yours lol!
best pj i hav ever read…………
L!M!A!O good joke!!!
I HAD TO SAY IT AGEN THATS BEST JOKE IF HERD OF IN A LONG TIME
NICE ONE
Super funny but wrong..
THAT JOKE IS HA HA HA(HILARIOUS),I REALLYYYYYY LUV IT,HA HA HA
very funny jonny and janice
Really Good One
pretty good joke (nice) 🙂
now that is craaaazy
That WAS Hilarious thanx
thats Was Not Funny A t All
hahaha
hilarious!!!!!!!!
This Joke Was FuNny:-)
lol i don’t think it could be any better
🙂
Dat ws real funny-a-joke. Js end it wid ha.ha.
Dat ws realy funny. End it wid ha.ha.ha…
Very lame concoction. Why is it that suddenly, she recognized someone pricked her and blurted out “if you…?” I mean, if she just roused from sleep, its beyond logic/reflex that she realized someone was playing pranks on her.
Actually, it isn’t. That was the third time in a short while she had been awoken by the same sensation. LOGIC would decree that she would have figured it out by then.
😉
Now shut up and enjoy a bloody good joke.
I think that was very funny ha ha ha ha.
this is hella funny
That is really wonderful.
heard this before….but its hilarious!!
fuunnyyy one of my favs
heard this one a thousand times
hella funny, busted a gut
gee,this is so hilarious.
it was really funny
i loved it.
that’s just a ass kickin waiting to happend
ok the joke actually was about a wife complaining to the pastor about her husband sleeping during the sermons so ect. that’s what happened
wow. thats dumb
this was funny hey
iT’S REALLY FUNNY,My only worry is that who will take care of the class.
hahaha! i feel sorry for the adam as well as for the teacher
Very interesting, and funny ofcos
lmao….awesome
Haha that was FUNNY!
lolx othough it’s abit dirty but tis is d funniest joke ive ever seen!bravo
wow what a funny joke.that is really nice
this is retareded
very funny,nice is just not funny enough
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo veryy funny
hahahaha. it’s very funny! i like it :):)
Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch…Take Care
This is wonderful..I give credit to the writer.
i like it yeah
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha this is freaakiin hilarioous 😛
That is so hilariously fun!!!!!!LOL.
very funny
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny
Bahahahahah. I love love love love this joke! Its one of my new favorites!
it was really good
Geeeeee man, thats good. I love it
i feel sorry for the teacher
that joke was so funny u go girl janice
haha thats well funny
splendid one……..the laugh went on!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha. dat waz hilarious
I almost fainted like d teacher did,after reading.
Ho! It has improved my general knowledge a lot!
it isnt that hilarious you see logic girl states correct get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
fikin hillarious………..man i cudn’t stop laughing
Ha ha ha ha ..very funny
HAHAHAA! i’m still laughin at that..its soooo funny. i rated it 5 loool
wawawawawawa…. thts funny
that was effing hilarious!
best joke/story i’ve heard in a long time!!!!!
haha gotta love an oldie…. heard this joke so many times and i still love it!!
uuuu its so nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! that was funny! xD
This is the third time I have seen this joke on this website
HAHAHAHAHA
this is so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool and funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my name is hussein and this is funny.
jizzy
khaled sucks yasser rocks!!!
ali azzam loves layan but layan loves rami mahdi who loves hassan hoteit who loves boukhari who loves mardini who loves shirine who loves u
omak gay
lol rofl hahahahaha
LOL!HEHEHEH!ROTfl
LLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOO
Haahhahh that is sooo FUNNY!
Lol! it’s a nice joke. Pin every time to get an answer but if you pin too many time then you will get weird answer.
haha thats friekn halarious!!! i read it while i was in class and started busting out laughing and everybody looked at me and i felt pretty stupid hahah
That was awesome!!! I love this sight but some of the jokes
are really discusting!
THAT WAS SOOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do i submit jokes?
thanks to jonny
nice i realy like this one
Bet you anything Eve really DID say that! ;D
Haha Cool I love it !
very nice it looks good
thats really funny
OMG,WAT A FUNNY JOKE!EXTREMLY FUNNY IF U UNDRSTND IT!LMAO N LOL N ROTFLOL
U KILL ME YOHHHHH
Hahahah, really funny
OMG…dat ws soooooooo vrrrrrry fuuuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy
awesome joke i was laughing to dead
not bad at all
hahha…funny! nice:)
very fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny jokes
That so funny!Just by laghing i almost broke my neck
that is wat happeend to me!
soooooooooooooo funny!
really!!!!!!!
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you!!!!!!!
now! if Eve did that u are not now!
it ‘s really nice… has fun
omg! funyyy!:0
that was really funny!
I laughed a little inside.
I like it!
hahaha funnny =]
that was realy funny
this is the best joke ever lmj
i wonder if little janice got in trouble 🙂
I love weiners
i poop my pants
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not funny
that was o my god funny!!!!!!!!!!!
that was funny 😛
^
ll the original joke is with a man and his wife sitting in church
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The first time i read this joke i was laughing so much i had tears in my eyes
HAHAHA 🙂
ha ha ha thats a good one
That was cool!
that was funniest.
Lol funny
M
Go Go Adam
hahahaha…
that was hilarious
please send me jokes daily
This joke was totally ripped off.
I heard this one before, but instead it was a old man in a church getting jabbed by a cane by his wife. And the priest didn’t faint in that one. He totally agreed, making the joke funnier.
Hahaha i laughed so hard xD
Omg, I almost pissed myself laughing.
I’ve heard this one before. But it’s still funny. Religion jokes are awesome !
its tooooooooo good
my eyes would wet now !!!
😀 dat waz a real fun
:p
Its Nice superb, fantastic
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard! I just had a difficult day at school, and when I read this at home it made me laugh really hard and forget all about school!
eish……dats a heavy one not for small children though..:) LOL
i was reading this joke in class and started crakin up
hahahahahahahahaha, i hate obama i should be prez
helpful jonny and pretty jaince
Not official joke ripped off
it is very funny,i like it
very good…….
hohohoho this kids of today…….
i dont think that was funny.
hahaha…….
very very funny
please send me such mail daily
very very funny i was pmsl
hahahahahaha
thats the funniest joke ive read in at least 5 years
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I’m pissing myself laughing that people pissed themselves laughing at that sh*t joke. No kidding, but you guys who go on this site are totally lame.
that was fun lmao
LOL That is a friggen funny joke!! I am reading it, I’m in class, and I just started laughing really hard, and the girl in front of me was like, “WHAT? Whats so funny??” LOL!
i told this to ppl at school and a kid feel and hit his head….. he was still laughing!!!!!
XDXDXDXD no wonder why she fainted hahahahahaha….
My name is Joe Huntington and I am 33 years old. When I was 7 years old, I had a very bad accident. All I remember was falling asleep on my bed one night and I started to have a dream. I was dreaming that I was drowning in a little pond in Las Vegas, and I cannot swim. In my dream, I was first playing with my remote control boat in the pond and it broke. I told my brother next to me and he told me to go swim for it. So I jumped in and all of a sudden I was drowning. And all I can hear was my grandpa yelling, “Come on, get the fuk out of there, your all wet!” After he yelled that, I awoke suddenly to my grandpa yelling, “Wake up you sleeping jacka$$, your all covered in your own piss you dam dog!” Then I got out of my bed and went straight to my grandpa’s bedroom and took a leak on his bed and told him, “Fuk you ol’ man, you awoke me from one of my best dreams you idiot! Now I will wait for you to fall asleep and wake you up covered in piss, and then you will find out what it feels like!” Then he started to shed in tears saying, “No way man! It must be so hard to go through that nephew! I’m glad you survived that accident!” Then he said pointing to the bathroom door, “Now………go take a long bath and throw away these 6 onions I used to make my tears.” Surprised, I said, “You….You….those? You used those for tears?! WHAT THE FUK? I’ll show you tears.” I dug into his drawer and pulled out his underwear’s and tore it up and said, “These are real tears you big baby, and no, I did not use onions to make them.” Then he said shockingly, “You…….You……..You little gangster!! Those were my favorite pairs!! I’m going to tell on you!!” Then i told him, “Oh yeah? On who? Sarah Palin? I’ll show you my favorite pairs ol’ man!” Then I went to get my hot ass big-boobed, big-assed, girl-friend and shook her boobs in front of my grandpa and said, “These are my favorite pairs grandpa! And no, you will not tear her up!”
I looooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve! Great one/
Is so cool
totally full of a good joe never laughed sooooooooooooooooooooo much
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
lllllllllllloooooooooooooolllllllllllzzzzzzzzz that is soooooooooooooooooo funny keep up the good work
that was a very good joke
Hahahaha, Lol, Very Very Funny ! I Like It
thts a good one 🙂
Lmao that’s what she said
that funny me like hahah me jizz pants reading good joke hahah i moaned in pleasure cus this is good joke hahah i like hahah more joke hahah hahah funny hahahah lol hahah me is happy hahah me go show friends now this good joke hahah hahah likey likey hahah me go read more good jokes now hahah
coooool………,,,,,
damn good.
It is in fact a pencil, not a pin
i guess little janice was really busy saturday night
O. M. G. I gues we al run out of luck.
Hmmmm…lol! Very hilarious.
og the poor teacher, that wasnt for her. funny indeed
LOL!!!!! so freaking funny!!!!! LOL!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
that is not funny and very old
lol sssooo funny dont you get it?
Sooooooooo funny that I couldn’t stop laughing
I like dis one its funny….
Txt me haha 602 799 7375 girls only
ROFL
this is one of the best jokes i have ever read who ever came up this joke is a genius
:O
oh gosh!
i luv dis joke…..
u guys r great.
Way to funny!! made me squeal with mirth! =D
awesome!!
first time to hear that joke,really laugh out loud
mad as hell
funny,as hell ,,lol
LMFAO
Mind blowing folks.. Simply Gr8.. LOL…P!
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good good nice jokes………….
O.M.G. it’s so hilarious i almost cried of laughing
teacher has over active imagination
I hope the girl was too tired that she dont even kwno where she is.
PRETTY GOOD , BUT KINBA OLD.
PRETTY GOOD , BUT KINDA OLD
OMG!! this was so funny reading this in school so cant really laugh that lound but after class couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha funny1 like it much… maybe you have some more..
LMFAO
oh god, best one so far!
so fun with it.telling others.
hey funny………………..