A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.
“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”
That was Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’ Funny…
thats Fffff, Fffff, Ffff*ckin messed up. the poor cat
that’s retarted! my cats were taken by a mommy rotweiler!!! wahhh!
sorry to offend you people. But that was just hilarious… so funny
that was Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’in hilarious
that was great, and I hope I offended someone.
ffffff*ckin lousy
That was Ffff Ffff Ffff Funny!!!!!!! I loved it!
Poor kitty! But that was freakin hilarious!
this is a new one fer me… funny!!!
u smell.. 😀
just kiddin’ that was a halariuos joke though.. haha lol.. that was effin funny thoughg…
naw im totaly kiddin’ that was effin retarted.. 😛
booooooooooooooooooo!!! did i scare you…
:D… dude where’s my car???
i dont know man…
dude where’s your car???
yeah.. any wayz. that joke was effin.. f-. stupid.. 😛 i didnt’ get it.. 😛
oh and dude i found my car 😀
Hey Boomer!
The Hero loves your posts the most! Your posts are better than the Jokes. Keep writing.
Thank You, The Hero
PS: Remember, Praise from The Hero of Snobsville, is something worth having!
that was funny
LMFAO…awsome its a great joke! poor cat but still a great joke.
Hey I don’t think you know this, but this joke has been posted twice in this section. The other one is called FFFFFFF.
that was f*cking retarded.
“Boomer” and “Hero”….
Your comments are just as stupid as the joke!
The only difference is, the JOKE is so stupid
it’s actually funny; the two of you are just
plain stupid!!
soz peeps bt i really didnt find that funny at all, if you think that was funny then u av sooo gt sumit wrong wit ya !!!!! xxxxxxx
Half you b**tards don’t even know how to spell, It’s wonder to me how you guy can even take each other seriously.
that is funny….
That was damn good!
The boys out here found that joke funny, good work.
hey I agree with you sarah on boomer and hero they sound pretty retarded
that wuz hella stupid.bommer&hero is soooooo f*ckin dumb
How could that offend somebody?
fffffff ,,,,…… f# ck that was good
that was a funny really
lol go little johnny…love him
eh there are better ones.
my dog likes it too!
lol funny 😀
Nice burn samantha
omg, that was so funny!! 😀
Fffffunny n awesome
The true reason why half you little b#$%urds can’t even spell is because we are slowly becoming controled by computers! F@#$in’ spell check!
I can feel your stupidity getting stronger…
also the joke was very funny so all that I offend can shove it up your @$$!!!!
lol tht was funny 😀
that is so f*** funny
ha lol that is so sad and funny at the same time \
i had a kat who kicked dawgz asses, pretty funny tho
that was so not funnie that was the most dumbest joke ever
wow do u guys have no life? but whatever the jokes now-a-days are getting lamer and lamer everyday i don’t know why people always get offended about jokes it is so stupid! ☺
johnny’s got alot 2 tell
It wasn’t that funny
Í having funny joke! Why was the chicken crossing the road?
To getting to the bushes!
funny russian joking ! you liking???
The Mage needs to curb his mouth! Bastard means that someone doesnt have a father! think about it!! 🙁
Ddddd………dat was vvvvvv…….very fffffffff……..funnny
lmaO…that just made my day 😛 its a fuunie joke, little johny is awsome 😀
hahaha how does little johnny no cus wordz?
lol, tht poor teacher..:D
lmao! What a talanted kat
Jonny is a funny little kid. 🙂
dont cats hiss?