WE’ve got a whole slew of great Doctor Jokes that have submitted by our loyal F&J readers, though many of them just aren’t quite long enough to publish by themselves. We’ve taken a few and compiled them here, just for you : )
- “Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!” (This one is our favorite)
- Patient: “Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.” Doctor: “Don’t worry, it won’t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.”
- The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.
- A Short History of Medicine: “Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
- 2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
- 1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
- 1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
- 1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
- 1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
- 2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”
- The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?” “Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.” (See how innocent that was?)
Very gergeous good n sweet!
None Of These Are Funny…Go To Hell…
What’s wong with these jokes? They’re retarted!
It’s not the jokes. It’s you guys. Get out more. They were funny.
Patient: “Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.” Doctor: “Don’t worry, it won’t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.”
A man walks into a Doctor’s office and says “I think I’m a moth!”
The Doctor looks surprised, and asks the man, “Why did you come here?”
The man replies “Because your light was on!”
While Anonymous rocks, the rest suck!!!!
sorta bleh- last one was best.
I meant to give the jokes 5 stars but gave them 4 by mistake!
I liked the first one best too.
i don’t get any of them but i’m sure if i did they would be funny.
get a life..u people..these r indeed really funny.
da 4th 1 waz da best
Lmao i liked tha 1st one even though it took me like a minute to figure it out haha
The joke was great, but the word heard is mispelled. There is only one “E”. BTW if you people hate the jokes, why do you keep reading them?
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