In the spirit of giving, we’re gonna give you some more Obama Jokes… a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing… except for Barack Obama, because that would be racist.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he’s running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
What sense do you think you made?
I almost laughed…
…at the person that posted these.
Here’s one for you –
Q: What do you call a retarded racist with a blatant political agenda?
A: F & J Staff.
Oh that’s harsh Carl, maybe you should write for us.
aw come on guys if it were a conventional joke it wouldnt be funny
I don’t think that any of these jokes were funny. I think they were put up here by haters.
looks like carl got his panties in a wad and like obama
why do you have to be racist in the pretence of jokes. Grow up f&j staffs.
CARL is so right f&j staff are retarded rascists
obama is cute…funny btw…lol
these jokes suck…..really bad. i agree with this carl person…racism is not necessary. but hey…maybe thats all they got…
they are the worsest jokes in the history of man kind
Great job on the jokes…so sorry that the SHEEP were upset by your humor. I guess Barack Jesus Obama is perfect, ah what mere mortals we are compared to him.
This has got to be the most pathetic excuse for a line of jokes I have ever seen. F&J Staff, you should quit now while you’re behind. None of these jokes were even remotely close to being somewhat humorous. All who contributed to these jokes should gain a little maturity. I’m sure all of you are adults, so why bring racism into jokes about a presidential candidate? Is that all you have against him? Or do you also hold all of McCain’s false claims against him as well?
this is not in the slightest bit funny it is actually really immature. This man is running for president to help America! If the F&J Staff cant see that and have to post racial jokes about someone in particular then this website must be run by a group of 10 yr olds who think they are really big and grown up…
P.S Can you rate 0 stars or below?
obama sucks. i dont like john mccain that much but i will never vote for barack obama. he isnt christian and is black
LOLS! what a lousy joke…i mean..it doesnt even count as a joke at all! F&J staff are so immature..
I loved the jokes and to ya’ll obama supporters if you dont like it why dont you just not look at this!!
We all know that race jokes play a part in everyones’ jokes but these really weren’t the least bit funny. I’m sure you guys aren’t really racist but you have got to step your game up…these were soooo lame. And why don’t you have any McCain jokes???? Now those would probably produce more laughs !
The First one was good
I love jokes about Obama!
Here’s one my sister sent me! I had to send it to all my southern friends!
“They put Lincoln on the $5 bill, Franklin on the $100. If Obama is elected president, we’ll have to put him on food stamps!”
LOVE this one!!!
you obama lovers need to get a sense of humor oh and if obama becomes president this nation will become an obamanation
fuuck you all obama sucks and is goin down
Racist? Which one of those not so funny one liners was racist? Are you making that claim because Obama is black? Does that mean any joke about anyone not white is racist?
LOL — lighten up people, its a joke site. Granted, these weren’t very funny but they are jokes nonetheless.
Its the people that decry anything said about blacks by a non-black that are the true racists and are the ones that really need to grow up.
Sheesh!
To everyone who thinks these jokes are racist, you are way to sensitive. GROW UP. To the F&J Staff, the jokes were not thaaaat bad, and they were atleast orignal. To all the Obama lovers, you are all supporting the down fall of this great country by handing it over to someone that affiliates themself with terrorist, one vote at a time.
Here is GOOD ONE FOR EVERYONE.
IF OBAMA AND AN APPLE FELL OUT OF A TREE WHO WOULD HIT THE GROUND FIRST? The Apple. The rope would stop him from hitting the ground!!!
I thought they funny not HILARious but good! What keeps people from cracking jokes at Obama is the thought of them being called racist. How many things could you say against him before you where called racist ?
excuse my comment above did not check grammar 🙂
What does Obama’s slogan CHANGE stand for?
Couldya
Help
A
Nigga
Get
Elected
Q: If Obama and an apple fell out of a tree at the same time, who would hit the ground first????
A: The apple, usually the rope stops the nigger from hitting the ground.
When Obama win’s, I’m investing all my money in Cadillac b/c he’s going to give his people reparations and cady’s and rim’s are going to sell like there’s no tomorrow!!
Vote McCain…obama’s not even a us citizen
these jokes were not even racist what are these people talking about?
I support the F&J Staff!!!
btw my school had a kids vote and the number one reason for selecting Obama was “he looks good.” I also asked a few Obama supporters what policies they liked best. My favorite response was from this girl who said she like several of McCains policies that she thought were Obama’s.
Something else I noticed were percentage of remedial classes liked Obama vs. Advanced classes where it was the opposite.
Before you call something or someone racist, look up the definintion in the dictionary.
These jokes are not racist.
I’m getting so freakin’ tired of this race thing all together. Now that there is a “mutt” (Nobama’s own term to describe himself; press conference, November 7, 2008) in the White House, can we stop saying that Whitey is still holding the black man down?
For crying out loud, Whitey got Nobama elected.
i like racist jokes.
im surprised noone put anything bout chicken up.
the chicken jokes
are
hilarious!
Why do people think it’s all about racism ? THEY’RE JUST JOKES !
WAKE UP AND HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
Try to open up your mind, instead of your mouth.
You are 100 % right on ! Finally someone has something intellegent to say.
Keep your open mind and sense of humor.
Racism, Racism, Racism…Grow up people their just jokes.
Everyone celebrated a black president, but he is still going to be living in government housing.
Now call me a racist 🙂
That NObama person did the funniest joke of all:
“Ill never vote for Obama. He isn’t Christian and hes BLACK.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
None of F&J Staff’s jokes were racist. Not once did he say anything having to do with the color of Obama’s skin. You people are dumb. Go look up the definition of ‘racist’ and ALSO go look up what percentage of black Obama is.
Thanks.
I think all of you defensive people need to calm down. They are just JOKES! Get a since of humor. But on a serious note, what kind of person DOES NOT salute the American flag? Someone who does not support our COUNTRY or our troops. Why else would he downsize military? What kind of a man changes his religion every three times before his election? Atheist, Muslim, and Christian. Obviously a liar?! SO I definetely did not vote for him. I would rather have had a man who loves this country as much as I do and someone who is a Christian. But the American people voted and chose him, and I respect that. But again people they are ONLY jokes, don’t read them or waste your time commenting if they bother you! 🙂
HITLER promised a CHANGE and we all know how that turned out!!!!
Haha!
If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen. Thats the best thing about the United States you have the right to say whatever you want! If you want to beRacist then you have that right. If you want to be a fag then be a fag. who cares.
How do you expect one nigger to run the white house when 14 niggers can’t run a white castle
racist? which ones are racist you fucktards
ok… F&J your jokes were not racist at all, they just weren’t funny, but most of the “jokes” posted in comments by your readers were blatant racism. i think F&J should screen some of these comments
Boy, you guys are a tough crowd. I like it.
I’m sure most of you who say oh my these are racist he’s our president stop it… made fun of GW for bein from texas and thinkin he was dumb… I’ll tell you the truth there’s gonna be a lot of racist jokes but if the dune coon didn’t want a little of that he wouldn’t have run
ok F&J i want to send you some REAL obama jokes for you to post, how do i send them to you?
Register and account and post them yourself. If they’re appropriate we’ll publish them.
ROFLMAO soooo funny!
ok ok lol heres one…
Whats the difference…wait ya know what
I hate niggers I can’t believe we have one running the country.
Wow, the last time I heard these jokes I fell off my dinosaur.
Although, I like the Hilter reference.
😉
Obama’s plan to save GM (and the economy)
Oprah will be giving away free Cadillacs to everyone attending the inaguration party.
I have a few Obama Jokes that I havent seen on the internet yet,
Did you hear that the Statue of Liberty is coming down..
Their putting up Aunt Jemimah up with a chicken leg in her hand..
Did you hear the Obamas are taking the roses out of the white house garden… They are replacing them with watermelon…
This is the funniest website i have seen…
Here’s one i heard.
**The national bird has changed!! It went from a bald eagle to the fried chicken**
Those arent even funny, you are lame, start posting new jokes your getting lame F&J lame lame lame
The last time I looked we “VOTED” and “ELECTED” Mr. Obama president. For all those blacks that are still stuck on calling whites racist, wake up and see that we just don’t care what color you are, it is “YOUR” uneducated racist attitude that we have trouble dealing with…
For once i’ll disagree with you.It wasn’t humane.Think about it….
XD that was just cruel…but hilarious.
I hope that you all realize that not all black people love to gorge themselves on watermelon. Just like not all white guys eat ky fried chicken and watch nascar all day.
Jeez some of you all need to grow up and realize that these are just jokes and that every president is going to be made fun of wether they are white, black, red, yellow or blue.
So you need to just grow up and smell da watermelon no homo
I got a few jokes for you guys…….
I saw a bumper stick that said “I’ll keep my Money, My Truck, and my guns…You keep the change” Also.. what do JFK and Obama have in common….Nothing yet…Also the white house has a new Xmas drink…its Hennesy and grape soda… its called a Nig-nog
Kmart is selling christmas ornaments with obama on them, that way everyone can have a nigger hanging from a tree.
OK…first of all…WHATS UP WITH THIS WATERMELON SHIT..i mean seri8uosly explain to me plz…irlly dont get it…watermelon and black ppl….Okaaaayyyyyyyy…..!?!?!?!??!?!? ?.?
Number one who are you to judge obama? where you elected?. I bet you couldn’t even get as far as he got. No disrespect but the person who made that joke needs to stop wasting their time making cruel jokes and try to be elected and attemt to do a better job then obama is going to do.
i dont like this years election results….i think it was nigger rigged…
What is Obama’s Chinese name? Coon-Dye-Soon Who did Obama name for his Secretary of Defense? Colonel Sanders
Lmao those jokes were so not funny that even if i was white i wouldnt even smirk from seeing them
i agree barack no worse that whole heap of your other sh###y F#####g presidents!!!!! screw you guys im staying at home or just not going there…
im black and white and they are b#@l SH@#T!!!!
Barack Hussein Obama says he might not be able to fix the economy … But he is sure he cen nigger-rig it .
If Barack Hussein Obama’s campaing comes to my door , Should I consider that nigger-knocking ?
i mean i don’t like black people anymore than any other decent American citizen, but the last time i checked Obama was mostly Dune Coon, not porch monkey. so that means that we all need to take a serious look at our comments and jokes and think “is this a nigger we got for a president, or a camel jockey?” if obama isnt white for our country he isnt white for our country and that is final
It’s niggerific I say!!
If you’re reading this, you’re all set, paenrrd!
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what is up with you racist crackers?
we got a HALF black president. So what?
deal with it. And about all the racist jokes?
You guys can all go to Hell.
WHO EVER DONT LIKE OBAMA COME SEE ME AT KENTSTATION IIGHT
Great jokes and keep them coming…Its true…Barack is actually only a little black and that is totally ok. Black people are cool. The fact that he is part Hadji worries me though…
Might have to draw a big cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed and slap it with a shoe covered in dog mess…then I am going to fart in each chapter of the Koran.
Was that meant to be funny?…. or just racist
wow u guys can really be inhumane! i understand jokes but that was totally cruel! u americans just need to get along!!!!
If Obama is so smart,he must’ve known that he would be the butt of all jokes. What i cant understand is,we are americans,we say we’re a free country but there’s anti semitism,racism and hate. With all that in mind, we were still stupid enough to appoint a black man that has muslim ties for president. If he does good we’ll just say beginners luck and if he does bad we’ll say that stupid NI##ER. But if he does good,we’ll probably appoint him for a second term and if he does bad we’d probably say give him another chance or he’s such an amazing and charming speaker i’m sure he’ll do better next time. You say black is not an issue? If he does a bad job this time he’ll get appointed again next time for being black!
great stiff.
Hold your breath though, the iniggeration is tomorrow…
U know why its so cold outside? Cause all us white people said it would be a cold day in hell before a black got president. Bundle up cracker!
you have to give everybody a chance, but i reckon this election was rigged by white people, because the next four years will see America lose its status so the blacks will get the blame. The blacks are not free, it is cheaper to employ a menial black than it is to own one”plus you dont have to feed and clothe one, slavery lives amongst the poorly paid maexican and black people,You Americans would benefit from belonging once again to Great Britain and our Queen Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second.
You have got to be kidding me. We are living a hundred times better than you have ever dreamed of. Yeah we have our share of issues but who doesn’t. And as for slavery dude you need to grow up and get a history lesson cause that has been over for a long time. The whites, blacks, and mexicans are not underpaid they are just working hard to make an honest living unlike some people. Hell atleast they are working instead of sitting on their lazy asses collecting a check they don’t even deserve every week. I am not an obama supporter, I am not racist, and I do believe that everyone deserves a chance at something. Unless you are one of those people that do sit on your lazy ass all day to collect a welfare check and always thinks someone owes you something.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i hate u thats so mest up im goin 2 suw u jk i hate u still
jeez wat is up with you people and your racist crap i am white most of my friends are black because i hang out with respectable people the colored people i hang out with arent rude like alot of them are and as far as i can tell there is nothing wrong with obama! stop joking on him
these jokes are grrreat! and everyone who is bitching, why are you reading a website that states in the url obama jokes? if you dont like it, seriously look away!!
why won’t Obama go to sleep? The last niggerwho had a dream got shot
Gee, these suck. They’re not even funny. They sound like they were written by Liberty U grads.
Obama talking about Michelle: Take my wife. Please, take my wife. The bidding starts at One thousand.
The presidential theme song is no longer Hail to the Chief. Its been changed to Welcome to the Jungle
at least we will never have a black King or Queen
Did anyone go to the In-niggeration?? I cant belive anyone voted for that cotton picker. It had to be nigger rigged.
the way you colonials use the word”nigger”amazes me we dont use such terms in the United Kingdom, We have a Ginger headed Prince Harry who is lovely. and Ginger is an anagram of Nigger. tho i did see a black woman with her hair dyed ginger. does that make her doubly black?
Yay racism! So funny!
are there any gay black people and did they vote for Obama, i thing Obama should really gange his name Hows about Barak Hussein Falwell
Oh, gezz, people get a life. Obama is our president, have some respect.
I’m so freakin sick of people saying he’s our president and we need to respect him. I’ve had to listen to those same morons disrespect President Bush for the past 8 years, now it’s my turn to voice my opinion. Fu-Q obama!
I love this site and I love the jokes on here…
I also love the fact how the author of this site has the brass peaches to exercise his Freedom of Speech in a healthy manner which America is built on.
To all the cry babies wanting to slam this site: don’t see you all bitching when SNL “Saturday Night Live” does their big anti-Republican very hard liner pro-liberal/communist campaigns. Although they are ad hoc’s and half truths they use along with flat out fallacies, its still their Freedom of Speech. But don’t see yall upset when they do this on national Television.
But have a sight like this up where you have to go out of your way to type in the URL, and your all up in arms.
This just proves the obama zombie crowd are antagonist and hypocrites looking for something to bitch and whine about.
Sites like this are what America is all about.
Oh, and quoting a liberal: “don’t like what we do? then leave, or show tolerance” See, works both ways
liberals just get so upset when their own sword cuts their own throat 😉
they are changing the name of the white house to the jiggaboo igloo. 5000 black people were at the inniggeration only 20 missed work. definition of irony: the most powerful black man in America is still living in government funded housing
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Are you really that willfully stupid that you need to ask as to why because you don’t understand?
Now can you understand when someone is referred to as obtuse?
obama looks like a monkey..
I think yall are jusz stupid…am fifteen and i act more mature dhan dhisz…
itsz reallii dumm to make stupid commentsz like dhisz cusz itsz racisz nd watr yuh guysz supposed to b teachin dha younger generation??????
YOu guys have it all wrong.Now that Obama is elected its not called n*gger rigging anymore.Its called a presidential solution.
now the dust has settled and the watermelon patch been dug in the white house garden. The black peas and rice is a boiling for a state banquet, all is well. but how the heck are you going to divide all those billions between the bankers
this sh*t aint funny i was okay wit the jokes bt when i started reading all yall comments that really pissed me off and yall need to grow up im fifteen and i act more mature then yall.
Of course, “gurl”; you’re definitely more mature than the rest of us. I can tell by your given name, grammar usage, and punctuation in your comment. Kudos to you, my dear.
ya’ll need to lay off obama he the best in theeeee world
my first black bl00d prez.
hahaha
lay offf niggaz
WOW obama is the worst. he f’ed up the us
these jokes are wack obamas the best thinkg thats happend to america so LAY OFF
YOU NEED TO CHILL JUZ CUZ SOME WHITE GUY DIDNT WIN DONT MEAN YOU CAN GO TALKIN BOUT OBAMA.. AND I CAN TELL YOUR WHITE CUZ YOUR IGNORAANT
Monique…
you can tell we’re white cuz we’re ignorant?? Hm…who’s the real ignorant one??????
IDIOT
I don’t not like Obama cuz he’s black..I don’t like him because he’s for everything that God is against.
Gay marriage.
Abortion…not only abortion but he’s for TAKING OUR MONEY TO SUPPORT ABORTIONS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
He’s for cloning…
and the list goes on and on…one day all of your eyes will be opened..til then….
Omg stfu they’re jokes, grow up. Theres joke about everyone. Get over it “gurl”.
sounds like “monique” is a racist. What about all the jokes about Mr. Bush? No one cared then. But since Obama is black, err half black acctually, we cant crack jokes about him(no pun intended).
This dude isnt black, blacks have weird names, but theyre usually cool names. BARACK OBAMA is not a god damn name that fits a president! Fits a terrorist muslim that is sleepin in our WHITE house…
I LOVE DIS S**T ~!~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! Barack Obama is so dumb…he has got the US in a worst suituation than EVR B4 !
why did obama fire the whitehouse Gardner. he walk in and asked if any one seen a spade or a ho.
Hey “gurl” , We all would like to lay-off ol’e Flap-ears .
I think these jokes are a little lame, but to those who believe we should, “Lay off your N***** bl00d brother”, or whatever need to get an education. Maybe you voted for him because you believe in a welfare state, but I don’t.
I didn’t vote for Obama because I don’t agree with 70% of what he says. Plus without a telaprompter he would be unable to give a speech. Just cause someone tells a joke against President Obama does not make them a racist.
Mkayy lets get something straight “gurl” and “monique”. You probably just listen to the media and think HMM obamas for change ohh and he’s black so YES. Well maybe if you would look into stuff you would realize how fake he is. And the only change you’ll get is him changing his mind. NOTICE how the media makes him seem like God. ?? its because they’re all democrat / liberals. And so is he. so they make him seem perfect. but with a republican [bush] they trash them . Now my advice is look into stuff more rather than just listening to the media and shit. dumbbb assssess !!
Obama is not a very promising person, I like the Jimmy Carter one. Hopefully he will get smarter.
wow this is not good jokes at all my grandma kood do better!! yall stink!
lmao these aint good heres 1
Why didnt obama sleep at night?
cuz the last black man that had a dream got shot.
y didnt obama sleep at night?
cuz the last black man that had a dream got shot
these weren’t that funny……………
heres a couple
whats the differene between simba and obama?
simba is an african lion and obama is a lyin african
obama spent my change
Obama’s cell phone #
fi fi fo fo fo fi
Monique and gurl… Gurl is 15 and not even old enough 2 vote. They see these thing in their age’s eye…. Hahahaha my junior sis is 15 hahaha
I love how when bush was president it was okay to make fun of him but as soon as obama got elected and people started cracking jokes about him, we are all suddenly racists.
Blacks are allowed to make fun of whites but as soon as thats reversed its the end of the world and we should go to hell.
Now that makes sense.
The goverment is delivering 500 tons of coal to south Dakota
Why?
They are going to add Obamas face to Mount Rushmore
I ‘m GAY
u guys are all sooo stupid and gay,these jokes are cool shit and obama is welll he is ok but gurl you have a problem
These jokes are amazing. And arguing with an obama fan is not worth your time, they don’t know the definition of socialism.
If you would all wait to see what happens to him …. The jokes are funny and they should offend noone they are simply here to entertain …. As for Obama he will show us all what he is made of so just wait till then ….. He is not done yet!
just because you joke about obama doesn’t mean your racist. I’m a known McCain supporter and i’m mixed too so don’t even say i’m racist… oh and i guess if a black person started making jokes about bush than he would be racist. NO! The only way you can be racist is if you make an Obama joke. Anyone like that needs to grow up
if u have a problem with the jokes than dont come to these sites and get pissed at every1 else.
OK cOLLEGE STUDENT. U R JUST UPSET THAT AN EDUCATED MAN CAN GIVE A MUCH BETTER SEECH THEN U. SO Y DNT U GROW UP, GET AN EDUCATION AND MAYB 1 DAY UR SPEECHES WILL BE A QUARTER AS GOOD AS MR. OBAMA’S. OBAMA IIS THE BEST AND HE IS HELPING AMERICA NOT PUTTING IT IN A WORST STATE THEN BEFORE.
Ok, I’m an Obama supporter, I found these jokes in poor taste, told by an ignorant, childish person. Then I see the comments, a pile of mis-spelled words, you people are sad. Doesn’t matter what the McCain Nazis say, Obama won. McCain is worthless and hateful, and we don’t need any more “Christ” in our country. I wish Obama was Muslim.
This is some funny stuff. He is the worst president ever!!!! I cant stand him. Point Blank.
How do you know what god wanted? How is he the worst thing to happen to the U.S. if he hasn’t done anything big yet? Barack collects comics, have you seen a black person do that? How is any of this funny? I’m not supporting him, but I think you guys need to wake up. How sad is it when a thirteen year old is the voice of reason in a conversation? You can argue with me all you want, but winning an argument online is like winning the special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.
I hate Barack. Why in the hell is he President? America is gonna be f*cked up all because of him. I thought Bush was better than this a$$ whole.
I have noticed that it is OK to tell Bush jokes to no end, but tell one Obama joke and you’re a racist! OK how about this;
Why did Obama run for president?
He wanted free government housing.
It was once said “that a black man should become president when pigs fly!”
100 days into obama’s term “swine flu”
What does JFK, Lincoln and obama have in common?
Nothing yet!
Why does everyone keep saying “my black blood president” and black people always talk about how hes black. but as far as i can tell he just as much white as he is black. i cant believe im lowering myself to the lever of posting a comment but sometime i get tire of ignorant people speaking out of turn. read a newspaper every now and then people, grow up. Obama hasnt made a good decision yet. he promised change yet his cabinet is left over from clinton, he said no earmarks yet his tax reform offers over a hundred earmarks. obama is just one more horrible president taking this country down the drain. instead of saying things like obama is the worst president or the best president try supplying some evidence. and as far as these jokes being in “poor taste” yeah they are thats the nature of jokes. its funny laugh a little. and to finish up id like to ask why black people always try to bring race into everything? i dont bring race into every little detail of every part of my life. for your info i am part of the only unprotected class, im young, white, and male. we are the only people not receiving any sort of “special” treatment. so people crying about race i say get over it.
I’m glad we r making fun of Obama I hate how the liberal media refuses to make him look bad they made bush look bad every chance they got saturday nite live made fun of bush all the time nd no ones going to make Obama look bad it’s just sickening.
O by the way monique the only reason people voted for him was because he was black so shut up be also gurl I dnt no y u call him nigga cause ur just making fun of ur people so I suggest u get an education
Nd cosy I’m 16 nd it’s rlly sad tht most of my generation is a bunch of idiots who thinks the media never lies nd it’s also very sad tht black people get mad cause we r making fun of him even though they made fun of bush at evey turn for 8 years
Ok last comment mcdude says we dnt need anymore Christ in our country nd I’m just speechless at tht comment so i guess ur going to have a fun time explaing tht to Christ when u go before him after u die.
lol I love these jokes but I cnt black jokes anymore cause there’s a black guy in my family tee … He’s been hangin there for a few days now
Most of the jokes stunk. Here’s One
Q.Why did they stop producing the Barack Obama memoritive coins?
A.When people try using them in vending machines they get stuck because the lips are to big.
Obama sucks!!!!
All I have to say is “keep the white house white!”
Wow, a lot of fired up peeps in here.
You know Obama hasn’t been in office long enough for a judgement to be made. Also, the US is not the only country in recession and it didn’t come about because Obama was voted in. So reserve your comments until the recession is over. You may be able to make an informed decision then.
Otherwise, the jokes are funny. Best joke so far though is the one by Dave:
“Why didnt obama sleep at night?
cuz the last black man that had a dream got shot.”
lol very funny!
Guy, screw off. If you think grammar and punctuation is a sign of maturity you are sorely mistaken, and need to go back to middle school. Of course, you are probably already there, but you are trying to act grown up, while in fact you are proving your weak hypocrite. Kudos to you on your untasteful comment. Oh and by the way, im 15, so don’t try and say i’m some adult who hates kids.
WOW. So Obama sucks. He’s an un-Christian, baby killing, ignorant man. These jokes were funny. I’m not racist. The end? I would like to think so.
I liked the Carter one. Hats off to the conservatives out there 😉
And “Steve,” I hope you find God.
The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. The President ordered a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.
I get a kick out of my fellow crackers. What a bunch of hypocrites. They don’t want spooks in their house, they don’t want them in their neighborhood, they don’t want to move to go live with them, but they were stupid enough to vote for one as president. 12.5% of the population and dropping fast. The only place that spooks are a majority is in our prison system. The tiny black criminal tail wags the living crap out of the big stupid white dog.
MR. OBAMA IS LIVING PROOF THAT NO MATTER HOW SUCCESSFUL AN AFRICAN AMERICAN BECOMES THEY WILL STILL LIVE IN GOVERNMENT HOUSING……………….JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS I’M NOT RACIST I OWN A COLORED T.V. AND ENJOY WATCHING IT!! OHH YES JUST ONE MORE THING THE WHITE HOUSE WILL NOW BE CALLED THE PURPLE,GREEN,RED,AND YELLOW HOUSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO WILL BE SITTING ON 24″S SPINNERS AND PAINTED LIME GREEN WITH 4 STOLEN 15″ SPEAKERS IN THE TRUNK………………………………………………. I HEARD MRS. OBAMA WAS PLANTING A NEW GARDEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST SOME MUSTARD GREENS AND WATERMELON……………………….. OBAMA HAS SIGNED A NEW BILL KFC WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING FOOD STAMPS………..OK WELL I THINK WE ALL NEED TO JUST SUPPORT HIM 100% I MEAN WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL WE ALREADY SUPPORT THE REST OF THE BLACK MEN IN THIS COUNTRY……………..AND THE DRUM ROLLS LMAO I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COMEDIAN
good stuff
WTF, is your problem? Hold on, I think I know what is your problem CASPERTHEMASTER, you can’t stand an African American that is more successful than you. Like it or not, we live in the 21st Century and your racist comments are no longer welcome in America. If you are a real American you should support your president.
God Bless you, God Bless the President and God Bless the United States of America.
Hey Sergio, how well did u support president Bush. I bet u told a few redneck and dumb hick jokes, who didn’t? All we have so far for Obama is black jokes and lawyer insults, give him time, he’ll do something stupid like every other president has and we’ll nail him on that. Relax man, they are just jokes.
Sergio, if you are so worried about everyone being racist, then why are you commenting on this page. That must have meant that you read these jokes. Hmmmm…..
U know people I am not racist….well unless obama is a race now but …guess what that Dumbass of a president wants to screw this country backwards let him the Carter on was Correct…and i really cant Beleive he was ellected
i hate people like him my dad is a dentist and he makes good money, money THAT HE EARNED so jerk-offs like him could just take it away from him and give it to a bunch of low life’s trust me i will vote republican no mater what
HES NOT EVEN FULLY BLACKK !!!!! GET OVER YOURSELFS PEOPLE ! HE WAS ELECTED, GET OVER ITT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course he was elected – by ACORN, Liberals ( most democrats) illegals rounded up by ACORN, blacks who want to supported by the government the rest of their lives, and stupid college students who wouldn’t know a snow job from a blowjob.
inappropriate comments will be removed – be courteous to liberals.
he was elected? ACORN roundups ( illegals, stupid people and of course democrats who really don’t know what they are doing in the first place) elected him – NOT people who actually work for a living.
I really feel that comedy is just that comedy its suppose to make u laugh …however I diagree with DAK85219 u know the comment u made about black who want to supported by the government for the rest of there life as well as stupid college kids were the only ppl who voted for Obama…that’s bull shit my mother graduated with a masters in crimnology and works for homeland security ..my father retired military and a judge all six of my bothers are college garduates and working for a living as for me I just graduted high school with a 4.0 GPA never missed a day of school class president and top of my class and by top I mean #1 in my class and I start college in the fall and we all voted for Prspesident Obama so the next time try not to make out of your ass statements like one jackass…have a good one
It makes me so mad to see my father’s hard earned money go to some person who doesn’t want to work because there back herts. My father makes to much money for me to have reduced lunch, but not enough money to accualy give me money to buy it. So were is his check? oh right, some one has to work so some one else can get on of thosse checks… because you know Obama isn’t paying for some ones check or else he would be pist about his money to.
Casper the master has some good stuff there. Haha its not illeagal to be racsist (yet) so judge me how you want. I don’t care. I’m not ignorant or stupid or any of the matter. I’m just an ol country boy that hates to see four years of his life wasted not to mention all my tax money goin to lazy people that can’t seem to get off their butts to earn a few bucks. Thats ignorance when you are perfectly capable to bust your ass to make a living and you depend on the
government to help you make of by. we need To go back a few centuries to when black people new there place and its not in the WHITE house in case you didnt get it, I’m not too fond of obama
Obama is a freaking moron. I have no problem with having black man as a president, but can’t we at least have a smart black man who doesn’t practice reverse discrimination? Damn I hate that guy.
These jokes are great. I gotta tell ya, it drives me insane when I see a 20 year old mom with 5 kids at a health clinic, dressed in designer jeans with a brand new Coach bag and matching wallet, and when it comes time to hand over insurance, that crazy hag either has medicaid or no insurance at all. So what the hell am I busting my ass everyday for? So she can be trendy? I work hard and earn every penny I have. I don’t need other hardworking people supporting me, if I need something, I put in mu hours and get it. So after all this I’ve found the perfect solution to all those worthless leeches sucking me dry every paycheck, JOIN THE ARMY! Or navy, air force, I don’t care. You’ll have awesome insurance, benefits, and pay. And the best part? I don’t have to support anyones shoppng habits anymore! In fact, it should be required if you want help from the goverment…join up!
Obama sucks, and I’m truly ashamed this country voted for him.
Obama is a mistake. Bush was sinking the ship, Obama is throwing us anchors…..we have to stop him somehow. These protesting tea parties are working. Have more, Attend as many as you can, don’t complain on the side lines! Let these politicians know that WE are their bosses. The only lifetime appointments are the supreme court judges. As crazy as it may sound, we may have to have a modern revolution. If we don’t, we’re going to lose America as we know it.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history
This I say is the best out of them lol
I hate the fact that everyone misses the part where he’s half white, especially race pimps like Al Sharpton and his ilk. That’s racist. That is blatant disregard for white people-suddenly you have to apologise for being white in America. I’m calling bullsh*t on his administration; two weeks after being elected everyone was still neckdeep in post-voting coitus ejaculate. They make fun of Bush- he protected his country when the only alternative to war was scratching his a@@ and hoping they don’t nuke the east coast. But I guess if The Savior Obama kills foreigners and tortures terrorists in Guantannamo for you you’ll all erect a monument to him, right? Cause we’re all too politically correct (read: cowardly) to decry a BLACK man, right? Home of the brave indeed.
hahahaha, why not elect alan keyes, he is far better than obama and he is black. i think the jokes are hilarious, anyway obama is muslim not black…..
Your right everyone. He isn’t fully black. KKK will be sure to only shoot the black half.
What do Obama and Jenna Jameson have in common?
They have both f*cked all of America.
Bill Maher recently joked, “Barack Obama has to give comedians something to work with. Seriously, here’s a guy who’s not fat, not cheating on his wife, not stupid, not angry and not a phony. Who needs an a**hole like that around for the next four years?!” He went on to joke that he doesn’t want to have to shy away from jokes at Obama’s expense for the next four years for fear of being dubbed a racist: “If you can’t laugh at a guy who went to Columbia, Harvard, the Senate and the White House, and who happens to be black, the racist is you.”
Those first ones are not jokes… they are the truth… you idiots need to wake up. It is not being “racist” it is about the truth and what our country is turning into. Ya lets see how racist those jokes are when that punk takes away “your” helthcare and gets the world transformed into a muslim nation. And yes… God Bless America. lets see how long the saying “IN GOD WE TRUST” stays in circulation. It is time to wake up and take a look at what is happening. Yes we all know it is the first black president, but that doesn’t mean that we all have to love him because he is going to screw us all over the place.
Everyone in America should thank God for black people.Black people invented rock n roll.Do you know how boring basketball,football,and pretty much any sport would be without black folks.You as an American are entilted to be rascist.So if you want to continue bangin your sister and havin tail babys with twelve fingers,have fun in Georgia.The rest of us voted for Obama.
Oh yea I am white,and proud to be an American.
I do thank god for all people. White, black, yellow, red, brown, beige, or whatever color MJ was. I would rather have a baby with twelve fingers than a two faced president. Just so you know “Thank God” Georgia is not the only state that didn’t vote for “That One” (thanks McCain), also more Americans voted Republican than Democrat. The Electoral College is broken and needs to be changed.
man!!! that sergio needs to chill the heck out
obama aint even black
shoot if we had a black pressident then we better have
a real damn black president im talkin so black every time
he gets off air force one the check oil light comes on
his inogeral speach should consist of only clicks and whistles
and every time seceret services has to find him in a dark room
theyve gota crack a joke
obama aint black hes more like a toasty marshmellow
firm and brown on the inside
cream filled in the middle
ok, im actually AUSTRALIAN.. but i really think Obama has done great things for America, he has made history and he is a GREAT man… he has really opened doors for the african americans. He truly deserves your respect.
Where is all this African American stuff coming from? Shouldn’t we be one or the other. I don’t here anyone called European American.
craziest racists Are criyng out here!
Some of you guys really need to go back to second grade grammer class. You can’t spell, use correct punctiation, construct complete sentences, or even present valid arguments. Maybe President Obama should draw up a bill to assist you all with that. Dummies
Ok sergio if yall are so sucessful why do your people live in goverment houseing do you know who pays your food stamps and medicad the hard worken americans. So if you so successful then get a GED and get a job. Bcause im tired of paying for your food when i can use my tax money to feed my hard worken americans that need the help.
WOW…really people?? The issue isn’t whether the president is black or white. The issue is his policies, which are absolutely ridiculous. I personally do not want to pay for lazy ass people that don’t want to work. I don’t want the government to control my medicare and know EVERYTHING that goes on in my life. I don’t want to have to pay for assholes that get pregnant just so they can get that extra money in their welfare check. And I DEFINATELY do NOT want a president that has terrorists as “friends”. While Bush was not a very good president, he is not the only reason our country is in HUGE debt. In fact, the economy was actually improving until the democrats took over the house. Next thing you know the ENTIRE economy crashes. Obama was not left a country in very good condition, I realize that. Although, the decisions he has made has been completely idiotic. Here’s a GREAT idea, lets borrow VAST amounts of money from countries that HATE us and put us into even more debt! Lets bail out banks that knew they should not make those loans. Lets bail out the idiots that bought mortgages that they knew they couldn’t afford. I don’t understand why we all have to pay for their mistakes. This is just ridiculous…..oh and really??? A nobel prize???? I feel sorry for the amazing people that won that award in the past for amazing feats. That award has just been made a joke.
this was the worst jokes ever it wasnt funny at all and it was stupid all i got to say is WTF
Obama is what you get when you allow, illegals, idiots and welfare recipients vote!
You black people can’t even elect an “African-American” president right…. he’s only half black…. but that is the way it is, if you people do anything, you don’t do it right
Like it or not, President Obama is our only hope. It will take awhile to save this country from George Dubya’s 8 years of destruction. He’s our president because he’s smart, has great ideas, and very little baggage. Hopefully, people will stop hopeing for his failure and pray for his success. If he fails, the United States fails. I trust him.
Nobody is hoping for his failier and what are these great ideas ? To control everything ? Sure, great why didn’t i think of that. I will micro manage the country and turn into a socialist dictator… WAKE UP AMERICA… SERIOUSLY… WAKE THE HECK UP
What liberals don’t understand is how obama plans to make this country “work” again. When you borrow money, it needs to be paid back, when you give money to the poor and dumb, you get no return on your “investment”. No one hopes Obama fails, it’s just something thats undoubtable going to happen. And to the person up several comments talking about how smart his family is and how intelligent he is, he disproved everything he said when he ended his paragraph with “I voted for obama”.
I would just like to say that i am tired of people saying i’m racist just because i don’t support obama and openly tell obama jokes. No one told the black kids at my school they were racist when they made Bush jokees. It’s a double standard. Not to mention i know more racist black kids than white kids. Obama’s using his race as a sheild against the media, just like that evil woman we now have as a supreme court justice. one more thing
DEATH TO GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE!!!!
Wow, what a comments! I THOUGHT USA was a liberal country. I realize now it’s just a word. They DON’T act like one.
Ha ha, this stuff is great. Not the jokes, they are pretty tasteless. But the comments are golden. Now I have proof that our educational system has been bad for quite a while.
If you think Obama is a moron you must really think GW was an idiot.
I am really honored to be in the presense of such quality minds. Because everything is relative and everyone uses themselves as the standard to which others are measured, So there must be some IQs that are through the roof blogging here. I mean, I’m intelligent and successful, but Mr. O makes my creds look bad.
Lighten up everyone. You are opposed to taxes “sucking you dry”, but you don’t mind corporate america doing it to you. Under the Bush admin, energy costs tripled, wall street ran amuck and health care/insurance sky rocketed.
I bet most of these superior minds were OK with the 8 years prior to Mr, O coming into power. While the government was spending money like there was no tomorrow, they were all content with rising energy and GW giving wall street everything they asked for. It took eight years to get into this mess, and in only one year Mr. O is turning it around. Work is picking up, money is starting to flow. In another year life should be great again. But a good part of the country seems to want to prolong the misery. Be happy in the world you are trying to paint.
It is really simple. Follow the money. Look at who is funding all these studys and surveys. See who is backing politicians who are proposing anything. It is (and always has been) about money. Dems and pubs don’t care about little people unless they need their vote or a contribution. The rest of the time they are drafting legislation to help their rich buddies.
BTW, I am white, own lots of guns, like country music, have a successful software company and we own a house where I work and a farm in SW Missouri. I’m not a liberal or a conservative. Just an american. But I have a brain and can think for myself. I don’t need Fox to give the the conservative spin or MSNBC to give me the liberal spin. I can see for myself.
Oh yeah, do you know why Obama doesn’t stop in Texas anymore?
Because every time he takes the stage, some West Texas cotton farmer starts bidding on him.
Hello there crazy democrats. Boy do I have a mission for you. I, as you can tell already, am a strong willed conservative Republican. Yes, I love George Bush. Yes, I think marriage is between a man and a women. Yada, yada, yada. So here’s my situation. I’m a freshmen in high school, and I’m in the process of writing a research paper. The topic is liberal bias in the media. I already know that it is real, factual, scientifically proven, and undoubtedly verifiable. But, I was told by my raging liberal of a teacher, (of course, aren’t all teachers now a days), that I need to ‘present the other side of the argument’ in my introduction. So I’ve got my information, now I need yours. DEAR DEMOCRATS: Do you think that the media tends to have a liberal preconception? If so, why? If not, how do you defend that? Thanks everybody! Fyi, paper is due tommorrow. HURRY! (:
These jokes are nowhere near funny at all.!
haha I like these.
I’m going into the army tomorrow and I don’t even like the guy.
He is screwing over our military, and is sending us in so much debit it’s going to take us forever to pay it off….you can’t spend your way into prosperity…and if you still like him after all the crap He has done the past year….you need to open your eyes and stop being so stupid.
He said He had a plan to get our troops out of there in a year….they are still there, and they tell me I’m going to Afghanistan next year…so much for his bs.
He just said what He had to to get in the office.
Nobama is so right too if we got rid of all the illegals McCain would have won! haha
Poor Steve. Maybe you should take some of that stimulas money and invest it in a remedial english class. Also, you should understand that President Obama could send each and every american a million dollars and STILL not increase our debt as much as Bush did. You MIGHT remember that Clinton left us with a huge social security surplus that Bush PROMISED he wouldnt touch (during his campaign). He was elected and spent every cent of the surplus in addition to A TRILLION dollars within 6 months. Bush spent 8 years digging a hole. He took a prosperous country, ran it into a recession and then, ran like hell for TX so that Obama could get us out of it. Oh, and “illegals” couldnt and didnt vote you dumbass.
Look, all you people who say anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist are actually the true racists. Most Americans don’t give a shit whether Obama is black or white or Mexican or Asian. We care about the fact that he has socialist ideas, is making our economy worse by deepening our debt to China, and has people in his administration, including himself, who are all for “distribution of wealth.” Our country was based on capitalism and the idea that your success is based on merit and hard work. Obama clearly does not support these ideas. Does it really make us racist to not want to lose the values that our country has always stood for?
Ok let’s talk. Everyone has posted their mentally retarded political views so here’s mine. It doesn’t matter the ethnic background of our President it does however matter what he will do for our country. He has been chosen to be our leader and we are obliged as a country to not only resect but to support him and the decisions he makes. If you don’t want to then pack your belongings and move to to a country where you don’t have a choice. No President is ever responsible for the downfall of this country. It is us as a people that fail eachother. No matter what job the President has before he is in office, he is an American citizen as are we. And After he serves however many terms, he will return to life as normal as an American citizen. It is our responsibility as Americans to be helpful to the world when it’s possible but when they cross us we show them who’s boss. As for the medicaid and welfare jokes and whatnot, that shit has been going on long before Obama and it will continue long after. So stop whining.
I don’t have to support anyone that has marxist views like Obama. Do your research before you open your mouthes. What made this country great was not socialism. they tried that in jamestown, and plymouth rock. it failed. when the govenor of plymouth finally gave everone their own land the people survived because they had rights to own property. I you want people to work, quit giving them other peoples property (money) let them earn there own, and own what they earn. That is what made this country great. I get tired of all you dumb asses that don’t know anything about history and open your mouth. To speak the truth, first you must know the truth.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL obama just made me racist. BAm
These jokes are crap.
the. worst. jokes. ever.
These jokes are wack as hell…. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is freekin retarted
u wish you were me, your a retard you didn’t even spell it right.
one good one is
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well i like the one about the pentagon ……and the last one. But the rest werent that good!! ♥
Barack Obama is the worst joke since that idiot peanut farmer Jimmy Carter.
Everything seems funny after their not funny, pathetic performance.
Thanks to the efforts of Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst President in the past 70 years.
Barack Sucks
Hahaha …… Not!!!! 🙂 but good effort
THIS SUCKS! OBAMA BLOWS!
OBAMA BLOWS! THIS SUCKS
These are great… except for the last one. The rest are absolutely hilarious!
LAMEST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
His father was Arabic, his mother was Irish. He calls himself black becouse that garantees him 13% of the vote.
These aren’t even funny you idiots
Q: What’s the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: One’s an African lion, and the other’s a lyin’ African!
I’d say some of these jokes are good…… I dont like obmama and to here this its funny…
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WTF? ^^^^ Anyways what wonderful Jokes.
Penut is back
WELL I THINK THE JOKES WERE ALRIGHT
BUT I COULD SEE HOW SOME PEOLE COULD BE MAD…
BUT SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR
American shud b hapi dat de gat a muslim president.wat else do de wan?
well if u dont already know this muslims HATE americans so get real!
Q:How do you starve a black man?
A:Put his food stamps in his working boots.
ALL YOU OBAMA LOVERS NEED TO GET A LIFE!
Idris>> a lot of americans r muslim.its not a race its a religion.
OBUMMER, thats all I have to say about Obama
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ?IS THESE SUPPOSED TO LET US LAUGH OR CRY ?PLZ ANSWER THESE QUESTION
Wow…. What’s so bad about Obama… This stuff is a little harsh… But I must admit its pretty halarious if ya ask me 🙂
obamas llama mama wears no pajamas! LOL
God…..I’m not racist people but i HATE him. Remember this is a joke i heard a long time ago…..well 3 weeks ago….lol…….Remember when Obama is here remember to take…….FUKITOL! When life just blows FUKITOL!
Hey whoever made these jokes are stupid. idont really like obama but people who made these jokes should be knocked out******************
LOL… hey dummys.. obama is but only a face for americans.. its freemasonary thats behind everythng… open ur minds as they r trying 2 create a new world order.. and ALLAH is the best of planners…
ALLAHU AKBAR
Your all gay and need to get a life
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These are the worst jokes ive ever read. Obama is the best and most intelligent president you have ever had in the history of this nation you idiots.
Obama is the Messiah
ok to mark henegan, usaamah, and staff of f&j….u just made bout 25 enimies for life…i realy wish i could meet u guys tho..got a couple of friends i would like u to meet….M-14, 3o8. 223, 9 mil and natalie..she a friend of mine who likes dumb a$$ gay fuk ups like yall!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA
Have you heard of the obama value meal at McDonalds?
You buy anything you want and the guy behind you pays for it.
someone needs to rip the towel off that muslim’s head and snap him in the butt with it!
I think the klan needs to pick it up and visit obama soon
ive got a cupple
Q. What do Obama Lincoln and Kennedy have in common?
A. Nothing yet.
HEY guess what things are looking up Cheney wants to take Obama hunting!
u guys are all idiots, disrepecting ur president so
*disrespecting
obama is the best president ever & this jokes are terrible
haha.
i LOVE this website!
he is the by far, the WORST president ever.
these jokes are funny (:
thanks
how is he the best president when everything he dpes makes crooked politicins richer and ruins peoples livelihoods?id rather have bush back in office thats saying something anyways can we get mroe obam jokes?
Bush made the mess Obama just happend to be caught in the crap
Osama created most of the mess we’re in.war on terror is’nt cheap.Now obama wan’ts to spend trillions for handouts to freeloders.He may well surpass Carter as the worst president ever.
There is no way that Obama is the best prez ever! NO WAY
Worst Presidents Ever: Harding, Nixon, and Grant.
I don’t believe that Barack is going to touch anywhere near that list. However, if the truth comes out about 9/11 and it ends up showing that the government had intelligence on the matter, I believe Bush will surpass all of them and become the worst president ever… what kind of president kills thousands of his own people??? Oh yeah, lets compare Bush to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE WERE AWESOME!! 😀 loved themm!
Obama would have to IMPROVE to be CLUELESS!!!
obama worst president ever theses jokes are funny and alex the top post you are an idiot!!!
did you know Obama has his own insurance yea it’s called AFBLAC
thats funny too bad that bush wasnt president..then he could say lalala
thats funny too bad that bush wasnt president..then he could say lalalala
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If you think Obama is the best president ever please state the reasons for why you think this Please explain what he has done to have that title. And these are pretty funny jokes.
It’s all Bush’s fault Obama is a bad President. 🙂
Obama is a joke. How does a man that won’t salute the American flag be president of The United States of AMERICA. He didn’t get my vote. And still won’t get it. And I think these jokes r funny.
Actually Obama is the worst president and these jokes are great
Obama isnt a godd president all, to those off u left wing democrats who think he is. I mean look what he’s done to our country, people. Open your eyes before it hurts this country
Why does Obama not like aspirin? Because its white and it works…
It is unreal how so many people know hardly anything about politics, other than the rhetoric both partys shove down their throat, as they eagerly lap it up to sprew forth uninformed.
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
Obama is making Jimmy Carter look good.Lets hope he’s gone in 2012
Obama is a Communist
This country is in the state its in because of bush. he knew about the 9/11 attacks and sat back and did nothing. Obama just inherited what bush messed up trying to finish what his dad started. Get the facts straight people and dont hate a person because of their skin color.
This is not aboutthe black orpeople white. Reply to Gods child….. 1. You are an idiot. 2. Obama did not inherit anything, he ran for the job and you morons gave it to him not knowing if he could handle being the US president. 3 and a half years later, youre still blaming President Bush. Any real American with any American pride can do better than Oblama. We gave him 780 billion dollars and two years with a liberal democratic congress and Obama intentionally hasnt fixed anything. He does not want to fix anything. He wants to CHANGE this country. Stop blaming others. Its your fault for electing him. We are going to take the congress and presidency back.
I think we need to quit being democrats and republicans . And start being real americans.As in show ur birth certificate before you vote get off ur butt and vote for who can do the best job.Give the presidency to a blue colar worker that is a non college grad. If they can balance a household budget with no job just think how they can do with a trillon dollar paycheck.
ALL ROMNEY SUPPORTERS ARE IDIOTS… HE BACKS THE RICH AND IF YOU POSTING ON THIS YOU ARE FOR SURE NOT. AND I GOT A JOKE:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STALE CRACKER WITH NO SALT?
ROMNEY!
I SUPPORT OBAMA, HE ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAN TO FIX THE US FROM THE GROUND UP.. ITS THE STUPID REP. PARTY THAT SCREWED US FROM THE START. SELFISH, CROOKED THEIVES… ALL OF THEM AND THEIR SUPPORTERS ARE!
Hey uh sara,
Go back to to whatever liberal scumtown you came from.
Because you support Obama, everything you believe in is FASLE.
You are NOT an American, you are an ILLOGICAL blind worshipper of liberal rhetoric.
Now leave and never show your face again.
You could take a retarded cow, wrap its head in a blanket, and beat it senseless, and it would still be a towering intellect to obama. what do hitler, stalin and obama have in common? they all believe in gun control.
America gave O’bama a chance to Change America and he hasn’t done a very good job. Give someone who has ” business sense” a try to correct the mess we are now in. Everyone needs to stop and honestly examine the way things are today and make an intelligent and not emotional Choice!
No one ever volunteered to defend socialism.Obama is a socialist, like Hitler, and Stalin.
I too back the rich!
Ever try to work for a poor man?????
How did that work for ya, oops, I’m sure if you support obama, you’ve never tried to work at all.
p.s. obama isn’t poor!
You are all IDIOTS!!! If any of you truly believe that either of these men have our interests at heart. Obama is making a dependent society, and Romney couldnt care less about the lower 97% of the people in this country much less 47%. However, I do find everyknights’ comment to be more amusing than the jokes. Of course any incoming president inherits the shortcomings or windfalls of the previous president! Its ignorant to think otherwise. I dont claim to be rep. or dem. but obviously Bush walked into a surplus and left spending more $ than most dem. can fathom (and thats says alot about “conservatives”. Look, we all need to stop arguing amongst ourselves and quit this ignorant bi-partisan CRAP.
Politicians are not humans. They work for the Jews, Middle Easterners and Chinese
Welfare recipients and immigrants are voting for Obama. Stupid Caucasians dont know which Obama is leading the country
Obama called the arminian radio Yerevan to ask: what will be the price of a cheeseburger after the war?
The radio responded: 1 Ruble 😀 😀 😀
always luv the stories of childhood that made me love reading !my influential reads were The Borrowers series – re-read them a yr ago just for the sheer joy of exneirencipg a first love ;)plus all the memories of walking to the town’s library anticipating the next book in the series ! [also in rural canada!]thx for this FuN post Carey …faith hope cherrytea recently posted..
That’s an expert answer to an interesting question
Thinking like that shows an expert’s touch