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You are here: Home / Comics / Sharks Looking Foward To Global Warming

Sharks Looking Foward To Global Warming

June 24, 2007 by F&J Staff 25 Comments

I suppose the cost of real estate in the ocean will be going up soon, that’s good news for predators apparently.

Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years!

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  1. Nuk-Nuk says

    October 7, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    Wow, not something to joke about guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

    Reply
  2. your moma hump alot says

    February 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    wow this one i funny 2 call me i want to get to know u beter call me @ (805)488-3555

    Reply
  3. Amzing Pony Jumper says

    March 19, 2008 at 11:07 am

    COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY! WE HAVE IT IN THE SCIENCE LAB

    Reply
  4. Jony55 says

    June 5, 2008 at 2:26 am

    … ye i think al gore wont be happy

    Reply
  5. maria15 says

    June 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Wow, this could happen any time. That’s why we need to learn how to save the earth so we don’t have to have the sea-level rise. Because when the sea-level is rising it also melting which is hurting the polar bears that live on the ice that’s why they are endangers because of global warming . That’s really some thing to think about. !!!!ITS NO JOKE!!!! because it’s happening it might not feel like it but it is. So please do some thing to help not just for us people but for the polar bears and trust me I know this because I did a research paper on the polar bears and that really changed my perspective about everything. !!!!SO PLEASE DO SOMETHING TO HELP!!!! !!!!AND PLEASE PLEASE DON’T LET GLOBAL WARMING WIN!!!!

    Reply
  6. ????13 says

    June 12, 2008 at 6:47 am

    iin School Todaiii We Were Learniin Bout Global Warmiin:P iit iis Qutiie Funii But ii Thiink We Should Do Sumiin Bout iit Or Help. My Mum Ordered A Recycle Box And That iis a Start. We Are Haviin Bonfiires EVERY Nite 2 Burn Off Da Trees But ii Cant Help iit ii Wona a Niice Garden 4 Ma Biirthdaii:P ii Dont Care Bout Global Warmiin iif iit Gunna Happen iit Ma Aswel:P lol

    Reply
  7. CARES FOR THE EARTH says

    June 18, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    This was a funny joke but I think that we shud really do something to help this is very serious and this is no joke we really need to start changing our ways or well all burn up and DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE do u want that do u do u? I dnt think sooo so how about u change and Get saved Hes comming backsoon JESUS is coming soon!!!!!

    Reply
  8. Sammi&Gemmaa says

    June 25, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Its aload of poooooo:L We’r learnin bout it now n not like like we giv a flyin monkeyyy:L Itssss rubbisah andd borin we will be dead before it happenss haaa soo y do all u weirdo’s careee? :L Loveesss x

    Reply
  9. save earth says

    June 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    heyy i was just looking and found this site. the jokes are preety cool and are most likely to happen. with all the floods and the ice capes melting the earth will slowly start to just dissapear there are no reason to build some of those towns in ohio says the news 75% of those town hav about 100 people only! thats it. thanks for making this site

    Reply
  10. Geetanjali says

    July 7, 2008 at 7:13 am

    it was very cooi&funny

    Reply
  11. me says

    August 14, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    I cannot say any thing

    I Just wanna say

    May God Help Us

    God willing

    the global warming big problem it’s not funny

    that’s not funny stuff .

    I hope that global warming don’t remove us from the earth ..

    Reply
  12. Claudia says

    August 22, 2008 at 9:01 am

    global warming cAPEK DEH……….!

    Reply
  13. Claudia says

    August 22, 2008 at 9:02 am

    no gLobal warming CAPEK DEH……….

    Reply
  14. sego says

    October 24, 2008 at 9:45 am

    its funny to me cuz stupid as it is these shacks wont have a human to eat, maar sad

    Reply
  15. Lauz says

    November 27, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Its just a joke get over it and get a sence of humour kay…. god

    Reply
  16. youre all idiots says

    August 6, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    have any of you even looked at ANY statistics on this? or are you just taking Mr. Gore’s word for everything? he’s an idiot.

    Reply
  17. john brex says

    October 4, 2009 at 4:02 am

    that joke is very funny
    it even make me blow my heads up…!!~!

    yeah!!somewhat someday,earth will really aink down!!>>
    if we forget to take care of her!!! : ( : (

    Reply
  18. sohel says

    October 5, 2009 at 12:59 am

    you defnat

    Reply
  19. Who cares? says

    October 6, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Seroiusly this joke is funny and it’s likely it will happen!
    Stop taking global warming so seroiusly! if we die we die!
    The sun expands in 3billion years oh no! lets worry about that too! Don’t bother taking ‘action’ it’s way too late and it won’t kill us ALL just alot of us, and meh we’re over populated anyways.

    Reply
  20. jack dat says

    December 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    globalwarminghoax.com

    Reply
  21. geichi says

    January 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Oh, NOES! The climate is changing! The Earth is evolving!

    How unusual for a planet, eh?

    ::snorfels::

    Reply
  22. GLOBALWARMINGBS says

    February 16, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    look it up, global warming isn’t really happening… look at the snowstorms. The ice caps were melting, but have stopped… look it up

    Reply
  23. David says

    April 15, 2010 at 2:57 am

    “Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they make to help fix global warming. You know, it’s as if these people don’t hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, and their clothes are made of straw. We pull up in a bunch of Hum vees and SUVs going, ‘Hey, you want to quit it with the smoke?'”
    Haha and yea al gore is a duece
    the only way global warming will happen is when chuck norris farts on his face

    Reply
  24. trinity says

    June 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    hay that news paper looks like it real i like the pic

    Reply
  25. Nihenshri says

    February 27, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I used it for my HSC project! Now tow years later gonna use it again in another Global Warming project!

    Reply

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