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Sex Sandals

June 25, 2007 by F&J Staff 65 Comments

A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!”

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Comments

  1. TrIcEyFbaBy says

    July 20, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    NOW DAT WUZ FUNNY

    Reply
  2. rikki says

    August 4, 2007 at 12:05 am

    this website is awsome

    Reply
  3. clashing-zodiac says

    August 5, 2007 at 1:53 am

    that was great…lol on de rong feet

    Reply
  4. Amy says

    August 7, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    that was burst out lound funny

    Reply
  5. adreiana says

    August 23, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH dat waz hella funny

    Reply
  6. Will says

    September 4, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Hahahah! That was funny =)

    Reply
  7. Somebody's Me says

    September 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    hahahahahahahahaha i actually laughed at that one FUNNY

    Reply
  8. Wolf Child says

    September 20, 2007 at 9:32 am

    I didn’t laugh, but on the inside I did.

    Reply
  9. lil curly says

    September 21, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    omg that was so funny!!!!…..i was drinking tea when i read it and i kinda spit my tea everywhere!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

    Reply
  10. bama_girl says

    September 23, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    thats some funny shit.

    Reply
  11. Taytah bug says

    September 25, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Hellah funny but fuccd up doe!!!!LOL

    Reply
  12. RoRo says

    September 25, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    hahhahaha! musta been a bad experience for the wife man! hee hee! 😛

    Reply
  13. nikki says

    September 28, 2007 at 7:13 am

    WELL FUNNY I AINT HEARD ONE LIKE THAT IN BEAR X

    Reply
  14. Adam says

    September 30, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    This was one of the best jokes I have yet to read on this website

    Reply
  15. lil chunty says

    October 12, 2007 at 11:27 am

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS MON

    Reply
  16. lil j says

    October 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    marcas is a dumbass

    Reply
  17. Maria says

    November 8, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    that was awesome ^_^ I wonder who comes up with this stuff?

    Reply
  18. trashcan chainsaw says

    November 12, 2007 at 4:41 am

    IM GONNA PUT DAT ON MYSPACE :p

    Reply
  19. aaron says

    December 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    lol

    Reply
  20. 19RAD says

    March 30, 2008 at 1:19 am

    lolol

    Reply
  21. smiley says

    April 23, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    awesomely funny!!! 🙂 ROFL

    Reply
  22. Kate says

    May 2, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    absolutely funny. lol 🙂

    Reply
  23. Andre says

    May 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    That’s hot

    Reply
  24. maxd says

    May 8, 2008 at 1:18 am

    this one got be bursting out….way too funny…gooood one..ha ha ha ha ha!!! i can’t stop laughing…someone might think I’ve gone crazy…

    Reply
  25. xx_bree_xx says

    May 10, 2008 at 12:01 am

    thats hott

    Reply
  26. matt says

    May 22, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    i dont get it

    Reply
  27. kafugi says

    May 27, 2008 at 6:34 am

    very funny………if you are gay! goodness, isn’t that joke f###ing depressing.what is the world coming to?

    Reply
  28. Arnold Mondiwa says

    June 5, 2008 at 2:38 am

    Thats great!

    Reply
  29. fa2ts says

    June 5, 2008 at 6:10 am

    its too bad i can’t laugh out loud right now
    coz my officemates might think i’ve gone crazy.

    Reply
  30. mntungwa says

    June 9, 2008 at 8:04 am

    flip that was the best joke ive heard this month.damit those jamaicans knw how to make me laugh.lmbfao

    Reply
  31. WalkerOfWorlds says

    July 19, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    OMG! That’s so funny!

    Reply
  32. sk8e says

    August 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    LMAO That was funny

    Reply
  33. Somebody says

    August 28, 2008 at 10:25 am

    OMG i busted out laughing and it was quiet, with like 30 people looking at me funny… yeah that was funny

    Reply
  34. Claudia says

    August 29, 2008 at 12:45 am

    now theres a good joke!

    Reply
  35. yaoi fangirl says

    December 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    oh my goth! that was so so funny i was laughing my head off at that and every one in the room (about 25) looked at me like i was crazy! but i dont care that was to funny i’m going to tell it to all my friends

    Reply
  36. abhi2318 says

    January 15, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    HAHAHAHA lovd it

    Reply
  37. LeJ says

    February 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    ROFL, that was actully funny!

    LMAO!

    Big upps to J.A stillz.!

    Reply
  38. loving girl says

    March 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    i was acutally having sex when i was reading this

    Reply
  39. Lina says

    March 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    hahaha.

    Reply
  40. Balderdash says

    April 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Hey, i really couldn’t fully fathom this entry. What’s up with the wrong “yo’ve got them on the wrong foot?”

    Reply
  41. leslie says

    April 25, 2009 at 6:29 am

    i dont get it at all

    Reply
  42. keren says

    April 26, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    brap brap brap tytions

    Reply
  43. Sweetyfifi_82 says

    May 20, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Ohoooo….this one really made me cant stand 2 laugh:D huahahahahaha…huahahahahaha. The person who wrote it was a craziest man! Fifi likes it muchh

    Reply
  44. Sera says

    June 22, 2009 at 1:26 am

    i dont get it.. can someone explain please?
    hahaha

    Reply
  45. mysterious says

    June 26, 2009 at 9:47 am

    ha ha , dat waz funny , i liked it !!!!

    Reply
  46. Jamesterr says

    August 14, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Ehl-Oh-Ehl! Thats hilarious!

    Reply
  47. drummer grl says

    October 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    I’ve hrd it b4. This 1 s the best!

    Reply
  48. mothe says

    November 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    yeeeeeeeeeey what joke hehehehehehe!

    Reply
  49. NEVE says

    December 1, 2009 at 3:58 am

    funny, but not lol funny

    Reply
  50. hahalols says

    March 18, 2010 at 7:44 am

    haha thats gross great joke gonna tell it to my mates

    Reply
  51. faladush says

    May 4, 2010 at 7:57 am

    thats a gud 1.lol in d office pple thnk am crazy.

    Reply
  52. bipolardude says

    May 9, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Oh lord! Please its midnight here so I mustnt laugh else they’ll think I’ve gone off my meds again:)

    Reply
  53. trixter says

    May 10, 2010 at 1:42 am

    poor jamaican… ROFL!

    Reply
  54. mabebaby says

    June 6, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    lmao that is so hilarouis

    Reply
  55. anibeli says

    July 30, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    i dont get it lol, why on the wrong feet?

    Reply
  56. TarHeels says

    August 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Funny as hell

    Reply
  57. screamers says

    August 22, 2010 at 4:01 am

    lmaf

    Reply
  58. taylor. (: says

    September 10, 2010 at 8:31 am

    lmfao – thats so funnny. ^ (;

    Reply
  59. urmom says

    October 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    hey anibeli the joke his he had them on the wrong feet so it switched his sexual preference (IE made him gay…) get it?

    Reply
  60. anibeli says

    October 16, 2010 at 12:23 am

    @ urmon yeah, thanks for replying!

    Reply
  61. Lady G says

    November 30, 2010 at 2:45 am

    Jah man thats a good one

    Reply
  62. idk says

    December 17, 2010 at 10:48 am

    wow

    Reply
  63. dominique says

    February 18, 2011 at 11:34 am

    there are three police men standing across the street from a catholic school and a candybar machine. Outside of the gate of the school there are three nuns a readhead, a brunette, and a blonde they are watching the police men. So two of the police men dare the rookie police man to walk across the street naked and get two candy bars a butterfinger and a snickers so he agrees and they give him the money so he walks across and gets the candy bars and the redhead comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a butterfinger so the brunette comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a snickers so the blonde comes up and she puls and pulls and pulls and pulls and she walks back to the nuns and says hey i got some lotion…..

    Reply
  64. zoe says

    August 8, 2011 at 9:54 am

    ha. gay dude mon

    Reply
  65. James says

    July 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Ha. Hilarious. Just fall off my chair.

    Reply

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