A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.”
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, “You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!”
NOW DAT WUZ FUNNY
this website is awsome
that was great…lol on de rong feet
that was burst out lound funny
HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAH dat waz hella funny
Hahahah! That was funny =)
hahahahahahahahaha i actually laughed at that one FUNNY
I didn’t laugh, but on the inside I did.
omg that was so funny!!!!…..i was drinking tea when i read it and i kinda spit my tea everywhere!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
thats some funny shit.
Hellah funny but fuccd up doe!!!!LOL
hahhahaha! musta been a bad experience for the wife man! hee hee! 😛
WELL FUNNY I AINT HEARD ONE LIKE THAT IN BEAR X
This was one of the best jokes I have yet to read on this website
THAT WAS HILARIOUS MON
marcas is a dumbass
that was awesome ^_^ I wonder who comes up with this stuff?
IM GONNA PUT DAT ON MYSPACE :p
lol
lolol
awesomely funny!!! 🙂 ROFL
absolutely funny. lol 🙂
That’s hot
this one got be bursting out….way too funny…gooood one..ha ha ha ha ha!!! i can’t stop laughing…someone might think I’ve gone crazy…
thats hott
i dont get it
very funny………if you are gay! goodness, isn’t that joke f###ing depressing.what is the world coming to?
Thats great!
its too bad i can’t laugh out loud right now
coz my officemates might think i’ve gone crazy.
flip that was the best joke ive heard this month.damit those jamaicans knw how to make me laugh.lmbfao
OMG! That’s so funny!
LMAO That was funny
OMG i busted out laughing and it was quiet, with like 30 people looking at me funny… yeah that was funny
now theres a good joke!
oh my goth! that was so so funny i was laughing my head off at that and every one in the room (about 25) looked at me like i was crazy! but i dont care that was to funny i’m going to tell it to all my friends
HAHAHAHA lovd it
ROFL, that was actully funny!
LMAO!
Big upps to J.A stillz.!
i was acutally having sex when i was reading this
hahaha.
Hey, i really couldn’t fully fathom this entry. What’s up with the wrong “yo’ve got them on the wrong foot?”
i dont get it at all
brap brap brap tytions
Ohoooo….this one really made me cant stand 2 laugh:D huahahahahaha…huahahahahaha. The person who wrote it was a craziest man! Fifi likes it muchh
i dont get it.. can someone explain please?
hahaha
ha ha , dat waz funny , i liked it !!!!
Ehl-Oh-Ehl! Thats hilarious!
I’ve hrd it b4. This 1 s the best!
yeeeeeeeeeey what joke hehehehehehe!
funny, but not lol funny
haha thats gross great joke gonna tell it to my mates
thats a gud 1.lol in d office pple thnk am crazy.
Oh lord! Please its midnight here so I mustnt laugh else they’ll think I’ve gone off my meds again:)
poor jamaican… ROFL!
lmao that is so hilarouis
i dont get it lol, why on the wrong feet?
Funny as hell
lmaf
lmfao – thats so funnny. ^ (;
hey anibeli the joke his he had them on the wrong feet so it switched his sexual preference (IE made him gay…) get it?
@ urmon yeah, thanks for replying!
Jah man thats a good one
wow
there are three police men standing across the street from a catholic school and a candybar machine. Outside of the gate of the school there are three nuns a readhead, a brunette, and a blonde they are watching the police men. So two of the police men dare the rookie police man to walk across the street naked and get two candy bars a butterfinger and a snickers so he agrees and they give him the money so he walks across and gets the candy bars and the redhead comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a butterfinger so the brunette comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a snickers so the blonde comes up and she puls and pulls and pulls and pulls and she walks back to the nuns and says hey i got some lotion…..
ha. gay dude mon
Ha. Hilarious. Just fall off my chair.