Ron Paul, a fiesty Texas Libertarian whose also a physician, has been campaigning for the United States presidency and is (currently) threatening to upend the battle for Republican nomination. While he’s been around forever, even placing 3rd in the 1988 Presidential election, still little is known about him. In classic F&J fashion, we’ll break the ice with a few Ron Paul jokes. Shall we begin?
IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, but the truth is they all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!
Q: Why doesn’t Ron Paul ever turn off the lights?
A: That kind of on-again / off-again policy is against his principles.
Q: Why does Ron Paul support the Constitution?
A: He remembers when it was signed.
FACT: To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of Wrongs!
FACT: Never trust a man with two first names.
FACT: Only one man throughout history has ever gotten more respect than Ron Paul. Rodney Dangerfield.
Knock Knock? Who’s There? Ron. Ron Who? Exactly.
Q: How do you know you are in a room with a Ron Paul Supporter?
A: He’ll tell you. (Ok, this one is everywhere)
Q: What will former Vice President Dick Cheney say to President Elect Ron Paul when he bumps into him at the Inauguration Ball?
A: Pardon me.
Ron Paul – No joke… he’s the real deal (I didn’t write that, heh) Feel free to add your own in the comments section.