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Recent NHTSA Study

November 3, 2007 by F&J Staff 20 Comments

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) recently announced that, for the past three years, they jointly funded a project with two major US auto makers, Ford and Chevrolet, whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in all four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 10 seconds before a crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 63 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!” Only the states of Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and Tennessee were different – where over 89 percent of final words were: “Hey ya’ll, hold my beer and watch this!”

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Comments

  1. Pinkey says

    November 4, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    that was funny

    Reply
  2. MOETHEMAN says

    November 5, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    lololololol that was hi-lar-ious

    Reply
  3. !erica! says

    November 6, 2007 at 11:01 am

    yup! that’s prolly true! I live in Louisiana so……yea….it’s true! We can’t help it! Being bad ass is in our blood! Southern pride Baby! woo hoo!

    Reply
  4. henry shimutwikeni says

    November 9, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    sucks big time

    Reply
  5. bud says

    November 10, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Hey ya’ll, hold my beer while I answer that question

    Reply
  6. Anti Christ says

    November 11, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    lol thats great:D

    Reply
  7. samantha says

    November 21, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    TENNESSEE ALL THE WAY BABY WOOOOOOOOOOH!

    Reply
  8. ~*!RoXaNnE!*~ says

    December 9, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    rebel bors and rebel bred i’ll b a rebel till the day i’m dead i’m from alabama state of the best beer, hottest guys, & Sexy girls, like me!!!!!

    Reply
  9. G.R.I.T.S(girls raised in the south) says

    December 12, 2007 at 9:55 am

    THAT IS NOT FUNNY I WAS VERY OFFENED LOUISIANA TILL I DIE BAAABYYYY WOOOHOOO!!!!ALL THOSE STATES CAN PROLY KICK ANY OTHER STATE’S ASS!!!SOUTHERN PRIDE!!!!

    Reply
  10. Chris says

    January 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    lol @ you rednecks, i’d tell you about superior education, or not sleeping with blood relatives, but you wouldnt understand the terminology used to subsiquently differentiate your “Southern pride” from “Redneck ignorance”, so yea, SOUTHERN PRIDE. LMAO

    Reply
  11. Guy says

    March 26, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Well Chris looks like you have GREAT terminology: “subsIquently”

    Reply
  12. Yoshi says

    April 1, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Guy, Chris put an “i” there.

    Reply
  13. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    funnneeeeeeee! i got one for ya: you know you’re a redneck if the most common words spoken in your house are “hey, somebody go jiggle the handle!” i’m southern, for the record, and find the joke very funny. piss off, g.r.i.t.s. bow down, infidel yankees!

    Reply
  14. Melissa says

    May 19, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Oh, wow, we even say that in Michigan….when were all out having fun.

    Reply
  15. Josh says

    June 28, 2008 at 3:59 am

    GAy

    Reply
  16. amber says

    August 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    where im from we say that 2. Joke was funny

    Reply
  17. bored dude says

    January 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    thats a good one

    Reply
  18. Red Rivan says

    March 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    nope dog, drunk drivers neva r the ones to die in a car accident, though they do a lot of da killin

    Reply
  19. aadADF says

    August 7, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    its fun cuz its true

    Reply
  20. Kimberly Bunting says

    December 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    ya its funny lol

    Reply

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