The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned al of them men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”
“Dude, that was was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”
i dont get it
I dont get it neither…
that was funny!
eh I get it but it’s really not that funny
It was ok
The Democrat was bait btw
they used tha obama hat man as a trapper……..they actually wanted to HUNT a bear…….using the man(as bait)…………….lol
If u have to have this joke explained to you, i fear for your brain, it’s proably shrivelled to the size of a walnut.
that was stupid my grandmother can come up with better jokes
haha funny…..Why do people make fun of democrats?? I’m a democrat. xP
Too long a story for so shallow a joke about Democrats.Style up!
hahaha i know a hippy Obama-loving girl who would definitely LOVE this!
you people who don’t get it are probably stupid or democrats
oh..wait…that’s redundant
haha! good one 😀
Im not a democrat so I think I am just stupid…thats a funny comment
bettr than most hard for a nairobian though.
@F&J staff
You said ‘wearing’ twice in the firdst paragraph
otherwise it wasnt a bad joke 🙂
The pope thinks these men saved this guys life,…………BUT, wot they rly were duin is, puttin him as a bait, so dat they could HUNT the bear :D…….they put the guy in front of the bear so dat they cud get the Bear near them, n then hunt them ………. buh the pope thinks these democrats and republic people are saving the people of their country……..BUT, they r actually USING them…….so hell wid em !! 😀 lol 🙂 nice one !! <3
Hey, DK. Learn to type and speak proper English. Other than that moronic comment above, good joke. A mix of politics and religion, I like it.
oh i thot the joke is to b commented on, u seem lil sick to typ all diz. Mayb u shudnt hav come here at’all, n for ur fanatic comment abov, u can go check a psych 🙂 gud luck! Best wishes