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The Pope’s Alaskan Bear Hunt

February 2, 2009 by F&J Staff 19 Comments

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned al of them men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”

“Dude, that was was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”

“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”

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Comments

  1. yuklg says

    February 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    i dont get it

    Reply
  2. Sweetyfifi_82 says

    February 4, 2009 at 1:41 am

    I dont get it neither…

    Reply
  3. Vishal says

    February 4, 2009 at 4:33 am

    that was funny!

    Reply
  4. Shorty says

    February 4, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    eh I get it but it’s really not that funny

    Reply
  5. fdggsghjff says

    February 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    It was ok
    The Democrat was bait btw

    Reply
  6. dk says

    February 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    they used tha obama hat man as a trapper……..they actually wanted to HUNT a bear…….using the man(as bait)…………….lol

    Reply
  7. sniff says

    February 5, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    If u have to have this joke explained to you, i fear for your brain, it’s proably shrivelled to the size of a walnut.

    Reply
  8. Richboy says

    February 22, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    that was stupid my grandmother can come up with better jokes

    Reply
  9. Alison says

    March 28, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    haha funny…..Why do people make fun of democrats?? I’m a democrat. xP

    Reply
  10. HELLEN says

    March 30, 2009 at 6:48 am

    Too long a story for so shallow a joke about Democrats.Style up!

    Reply
  11. Kino says

    April 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    hahaha i know a hippy Obama-loving girl who would definitely LOVE this!

    Reply
  12. me says

    April 12, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    you people who don’t get it are probably stupid or democrats
    oh..wait…that’s redundant

    Reply
  13. Emily says

    April 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    haha! good one πŸ˜€

    Reply
  14. For me says

    August 17, 2009 at 4:23 am

    Im not a democrat so I think I am just stupid…thats a funny comment

    Reply
  15. EDWIN.MUORIA says

    April 30, 2010 at 10:21 am

    bettr than most hard for a nairobian though.

    Reply
  16. Nat says

    July 20, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    @F&J staff

    You said ‘wearing’ twice in the firdst paragraph
    otherwise it wasnt a bad joke πŸ™‚

    Reply
  17. DK says

    July 21, 2010 at 6:21 am

    The pope thinks these men saved this guys life,…………BUT, wot they rly were duin is, puttin him as a bait, so dat they could HUNT the bear :D…….they put the guy in front of the bear so dat they cud get the Bear near them, n then hunt them ………. buh the pope thinks these democrats and republic people are saving the people of their country……..BUT, they r actually USING them…….so hell wid em !! πŸ˜€ lol πŸ™‚ nice one !! <3

    Reply
  18. briana says

    November 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Hey, DK. Learn to type and speak proper English. Other than that moronic comment above, good joke. A mix of politics and religion, I like it.

    Reply
  19. dk says

    November 20, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    oh i thot the joke is to b commented on, u seem lil sick to typ all diz. Mayb u shudnt hav come here at’all, n for ur fanatic comment abov, u can go check a psych πŸ™‚ gud luck! Best wishes

    Reply

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