A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk,”Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two?” Clerk replies,”Well, sir, that brain has never been used.