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Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive…
Oh, snap!!!
Funny as hell! LOL
youre a piece of shit
Ouch! That hurts braden. We can take it though.
you mob not funny with th eobama jokes ……..so give up already
I love how they call Bush the devil, but can’t take any criticism of their own! I think we hurt their poor little feelings…hippies…so darn pacified! Get off your mother’s tit already!
Lol I like how such residual Anti-Obama sentiment still lingers around even after the election.
I didn’t even know rednecks knew how to blog.
that things nigger rigged
Hilarious!! Unfortunately we will all be called racists for finding humor in it–even though they make fun of us “crackers” and it’s not racist–Who is really keeping racism alive in this country???
you know the only people who are pissed off about these jokes are the ones who voted for him. have a little fun everyone in the political world gets made fun of so don’t be defensive about it. besides anyone who tires to take away hunting and nascar deservse to be made fun of.
That is retarded. That box isn’t nearly big enough to trap a grown man.
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Racism isn’t funny and it’s the finding humor in this that makes you a racist. The criticisms of Bush aren’t because he’s white, they are becuase he is an idiot. Oh and “America” (post November 8th, 2008 at 2:43pm), read a book: Obama is not taking away your guns and the NASCAR comment was something you and your fellow scholars came up with no doubt after a fine evening of Schlitz and Jim Beam because your sister locked her door and you were left to attempt conversation. You and yours started making stuff up and when you woke the next day thought that you saw it on FoxNews. Sorry, you thought your dad had mentioned seeing it on FoxNews as you turned your TV to the Speed Channel and threw away the remote (or did the goat get it? Dude you really gotta ge that that screen door fixed).
finding humor in this doesn’t make you a racist
I’m glad Obama won, if I voted it would have been for him, and I find this funny.
Election’s over, either your guy lost or he won, either way it’s time to relax.
ROFLMAO!!!!! soooo funny
I get the feeling that obama himself might find the humor in it. Michelle, on the other hand, not so much.
This is cool but hes much too smart to get caught in this stupid trap! you need to hide the string!
I’m black, and I voted for him, and I find this pretty damn funny! Lighten up people!!
Oh, and Bush isn’t the devil, he’s just a MORON!!
I didn’t vote for Obama, but I do agree it is a racist joke. I wonder if the racists would still think it was funny if the joke was a trap for white guys, with an assault rifle and a map of an elementary school??
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! Jason you self-righteous little piece of shit, oh how dare someone make light of something like this, its a fucking joke, its idiots like you who blow it out of proportion. If youre such a stout defender of racism, what is with the negative attitude toward “rednecks.” So everyone that makes a joke about Obama is a fucking hillbilly? Or are you just saying ALL white people are rednecks who fuck their sisters and love Nascar? So if that stupid generalization were true, I guess all black people are on welfare and love watermelon. You can’t cry racism and then turn around and do it yourself. Otherwise, you are furthering the attitude that holds us all down. The same goes for you James.
Ok…ROFL! I am black…love myself, love my folks. Am not racist against white people…they are my folks to (literally). LOL! The joke wasn’t as funny as some of the comments. I like the ones about “hiding the string” and “the box is too small to catch a grown man!” ALSO, I LOVE PINEAPPLE AND CATFISH…NOT WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? LOL!
omg people, it’s just a joke !? the joke isn’t even a racist joke ! and who cares that the box isn’t big enough to fit a full grown man – it’s just a little bit of humour ! lighten up people !
Funny as hell. PEOPLE WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT, you know there are gonna be some fucked up, yet funny jokes. Get over it. Every president gets made fun of, God forbid we use stereotypical jokes to make fun of him.
HA HA!!! Good one, they should also change the name of the white house to the inaugural house now too, wouldn’t be right for it to be called the white house now would it?…
Desma please leave more comments….I need something else to make fun of besides Obama or eobama as you liketo call him. And your ebonics did it for me. LOL
I have a black guy who I don’t even know keep texting my cell phone with all kinds of white and Obama jokes, and some times he even calls and leaves messages….the first one being ” All white people report to the cotton fields tomorrow at 8am for orientation, thank you President Obama.” So, I wrote back telling him “no problem and just to be helpful I would stop and pick up Obamas Mothers side of his family on my way to the cotton field.”
His lates text says “you know what Obama stands for, Oviously Blacks Are Moving Ahead” So, once agin I wrote back letting him know 2 things
#1 I was very proud that he spelled OBVIOUSLY right lol
and
#2 Obama is so big on “change” well you know what change stands for right?
Can’t Have Another Nigger Get Elected
OMFG this joke is made of so much fail it is a ultimate win! XD Nice job you guys. -gives you a fail cookie-
“So if that stupid generalization were true, I guess all black people are on welfare and love watermelon.” OOOH!! Burn! nice job! I am sooo quoting you on that…hope you dont mind.
Listen if it is o.k. to make fun of Bush it is certainly o.k. to make fun of Obama. That doesnt make you racist or sexist or religionist. Go to the dollar store and get yourself a sense of humor.
holy crap guys its ok to take a joke. lol i love it
im white && im not racist but its funny. live a little.
why the hell did yall get on this website if you were
going to do nothing but act like children.
i love it. good job!!!
we need more jokes like this!!
haha
what the #$@& every black person in the country made fun of bush,made fun of clinton, they made fun of every president but when the tables turn and they place a black man in office oh no we cant say #$@& about him he is blazin the way for blacks you idiots did u even know what he wants to do to the country or where you just putting him in there for his color. im not racisist im just wanting u to relize the election was more about race then #$@&!% politics and makin th country better i guess we will just see how this turns out in the next 4 years !!
this is funny as hell!!! XD
Black people amuse me lol. Obama is half white and half black hes just as white as he is black. sometimes i wonder.o and how will one of them run the white house when 12 cant run a mcdonalds
shut up dumb honkys!!!
IT ALSO WORKS WELL FOR BEANERS!!! WITH CARNE ASADA BURRITOS OF COURSE. I IMAGINE FOOD STAMPS OR MAYBE A WELFARE CHECK IN PLACE OF THE WATERMELON WOULD WORK JUST AS WELL, IF NOT BETTER… WORTH A TRY…
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRUEL, THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENT WARNING!!
I LAUGHED SO HARD THE WATERMELON SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE
Of course it’s racist! That’s why it’s in the ‘racist jokes’ section!
Uh, your stupid.
There shouldn’t be a watermelon under that box. Hilary Clinton should be there.
racism is hilarious. making fun of low class stupid black mf’s is fun…… i cant stand all of you liberal blacks. so what you were in slavery. let it go. atleast you have ur welfare checks to get you and your podunk familes through this economic depression
u americans are funny!
ha ha obama is a joke tell him to pull it out of his ass
haha i like what bill said
all these broke black ppl voted for obama only because he’s black, for no other reason what so ever, i agree that some of his views are ok and there are alot of intelligent ppl that voted for him, but on howard stern’s radio show they took a lady from the ghetto and explained to her the views of obama and mccain, only they mixed them up, they told her that obama wanted the things mccain did and vice versa, and she still was screaming ” YEAH YEAH OBAMA WE WANT HIM HE GON BE DA BEST THING EVA HAPPEN TO DIS COUNTRY”, just shut up and go back to the jungle
BTW as of today, january 20th, 2009, barack obama is the president of the united states and as of today, fried chicken, watermelon, blingbling, fake rims, malt liquor, and crack cocaine will be tax exempt.
the joke was dumb
brandi change stands for
come help a nigga get elected
lol man that was funny lol Am i the only mexican who found this funny? man lol they should do one with a Green card underneath lol that would of been more funnier lol!!!! man oh god that was funny, and it’s not racist (i cant’ even spell) racist only exist because people like you let it live on, it was funny that’s all there is too it, if you didn’t find it funny that’s ok too not everybody will but that doesn’t make the joke racist, just not your taste…the world needs to litehen up and maybe it wouldn’t be where it is today.
OBAMA is a good man and i wish him the best! Now somebody get that watermelon before they trap the wrong guy in there!
I’m just looking at all view points here. if you are easily offended by these kinds of jokes then why would you search out a web page that uses these kinds of jokes….ya must be lookin’ fo summin lol, I’m white….neon white in fact. I have many black friends who are just as cool about these racial jokes as I am. I don’t get offended at cracker and honky jokes.True they are racist jokes because of the fact they are mentioning race or racial slurrs, but as long as we don’t get hatred and violence involved then its all in good fun. WE are ONE nation under GOD. People make mistakes and are imperfect and its just plain fun to make light of it all. so to all my home crackers send out the niggly jokes. To all my black homies, hit me up wit some nappy cracker humor and to all the beaners….learn the language before you swim over ok?
Well, about the joke search…I was just googling some joke sites and this one popped up and I saw Obama. I know how to enjoy a good laugh. Shoot, we as black folk make fun of ourselves more than anyone so I don’t care where it comes from. It’s the ignorant comments that would upset me. But nothing anyone can say on here can upset me because WE HAVE OUR PRESIDENT. He won with a 53% approval rating. No one wins with that much….not even Clinton. Bush won with approx 43% and Clinton with approx 41%…you have to take into account the people that voted “other”. So when someone wins that type of margin you really have to sit back and think, “Hey maybe I missed something…maybe every else isn’t crazy…maybe I’m blind.” Black people don’t make up the majority of this country by far, so we didn’t vote him in, and every hispanic didn’t vote for him…Obama’s win was across the board. Jubilant does not even describe how I feel right now…so no one’s comments can upset me. Have a great 8. *smooches*
You wanna know what really pisses me off. All this ” African American” crap. You’re an American, live with it. Hardly any of you have ever been to Africa, let alone can find it on a map. Hardly any of you can pronounce a single word in any African language. Again, you’re an American. By the way, I’m white, and am more African than any ” African American” I was born in Africa.
And enough already about Obama, it’s getting tiresome.
WOW!! lol i like the “learn the language before you swim over here” thing lol but you do know that not all of us are wetbacks right? i mean some of us just walk through all we have to worrie about is not getting shot by some bored boder patrol men lol but yeah it’s all in good fun no matter how you put it, it don’t matter where we’re from all how we speak nor what color we are, those are all things that can change with time and that have no meaning in our personality, we are humans, plain and simple but there are groups who tend to baond more together than others but that doesn’t mean everybody that looks like them belongs to to that group.
My, how the country changes from generation to generation. So what is racism? What is considered racist now? The picture portrays an old stereotype referencing black people liking watermelon. This is the same stereotype along the lines of the fried chicken, soul food thing, etc. Now, in the fifties, this meant “niggers.” When I was growing up, the term “niggers” and anything like the picture above was absolutely racist. And not so long ago, in the fifties, “crackers” or “Honkys” (which is actually spelled “hunkys” for you youngsters) said these things and portrayed black people in such a denigrating view to scorn and slander, to make them second class citizens, in other words, the picture above meant that black people were no better than dogs and probably most white people at that time liked their dogs better. I remember when black people could not drink form the same fountain, share the same seat on a bus, attend the same school, eat in a “white” establishment, etc. And in the fifties, black people were commonly hung or lynched (again, for those of you who are simply too young to remember). So what exactly is racism now? I assume, from the majority of positive comments on the above picture, that it is now okay to say something like, “well you know he/she is black, And we all know that black folks loves their watermelon afters they eats their chicken.” I assume that would be okay to say in front of a black audience now. I wonder, being that the consensus of opinion on the above picture is that, “it’s only a joke,” how the good black people who attended the inauguration would feel about the above picture? The fact of the matter is, the above picture is a racist stereotype, plain and simple. It’s a denigration on the black population. It’s not funny, except to those persons who truly are ignorant of the fact, and I am truly astounded by the majority of the comments on this page that its accepted as “okay.” I was told the other day that the word “Negro” is now a racist word. In actuality Negro is not a racist word; it is the correct description for a person of the black culture. It is the same as using the word “Caucasian” to describe a person of the white culture. It is interesting how the world, or at least the U.S. has changed. Here are a couple of last thoughts: is calling a black person “colored” racist? If so, why hasn’t the N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) changed its name? Second, May I suggest that anyone born after 1969 go and get some education. I’m not talking about school. Go and sit with anyone who can remember the 70’s and before and sit with them. Ask them about the above picture. Ask them if they think its funny or “all in good fun.” And when you choose someone to sit with to really learn something you can use in your life, find a black person, and preferably someone from that era who attended the inauguration. I invite you to better yourselves by simply sitting with a person who has lived through times that had to live through every negative disgusting comment or look, or has lost family members to what that picture portrays. So lets put all of this is into perspective. How many of you who think the above picture, in your opinion portrays “all in good fun political humor” think if a Jew had been elected president would be okay with a picture that shows a hanging stage with a swastika on it? And by the way, I’m white.
my neighbor is black,gay,goes to the synagogue,is unemployed, and a republican. idont speak to republicans
It’s funny. Its’ funny in the way Blazing Sadles is funny. Which I mean its so over the top and really in your face.
Hilarious! Niggers have always liked fried chicken and watermelon and always will.
another black family makes it to govenment housing
As did the doubting faces and glum hearts of nonbelievers when we had our first black president; which by the way was appointed to the white house by you; this too shall pass! good luck with finding jokes that have comedic puns to them instead of taking everyone back to a sad time in our history; ie- get over it!
Being racist towards blacks is so terrible.
Thank God we have so many rap artists spitting in a microphone and black comedians yelling out the word honky, cracker, doughboy towards us, while calling each other nigger to remind us just how bad and terrible we are because we freed them.
Probably just upset because they miss their free dental? No, medicaid pays for that too. Maybe their upset because of losing two opposable thumbs off their feet? Hey, not like we can get sickle cell, therefore no we are not like them 🙂
oh god wat a brains..!!
I cannot believe there are still biggots who think like this. There is no excuse for this kind of BS! I votede for Obama not because he is black, and not in spite of the fact. But because in my opinion he is the best man for the job. (If you want to know, I’m white and live in a predominently white neighborhood.) He is far more intelligent than those who wrote the discusting comments above. And by the way why do you write this:
“NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others”
if you are not going to enforce it.
C’mon, people, we gotta do better.
Shut up duane u weapon! Wait til ur pal obama does “the right thing” and frees all the guantanamo bay prisoners.
U think they r goin to return to ‘mecca’ and plot to forgive you?!?!
Hilarious! Blacks have always liked fried chicken and watermelon and always will.
Note: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.
Seeing that this website is not enforcing the above Note. I’ll take privillage in saying…………….., you know what, you trailer trash pigs are not even worth it !
thats rude you shouldnt call people that =(
this hole racism thing has to stop its just not right im white and i think the racism is apoling its only ok to be rasict to chines people god dam u people who hate blacks i hope u die and i hope u die if your chines
Congrats! You WIN. I can’t stand to read any more stupidity.
Oh my gosh! I am discusted with the comments that were posted above me. Who would of thought that in this day and age, racism is still alive. Even though I respect the people who are “open” with their racism, It still doesn’t make it right. I am an african american, but my father is white and korean. This picture is funny, I’m not going to lie. But it’s the unnecessary comments that was said like “Black people have always liked chicken” or some other bs, I think that it is not very classy of someone to say something like that! Like I said before, the picture is very hilarious, but c’mon people, Obama is already President; has been for a month and a week (or something like that), I honestly think it is time to GET OVER IT!
We can’t change the fact he is president, so just let it go!
This is a joke site, so all you narrow minded, got nothing better to do then sit and argue the race card go to another site. Or join in and just laugh. If a joke offends you, Then don’t read it. You all need to lighten up and just laugh a little.
I think black people need to get a sense of humor… The day’s of not being treated equal are over and has been for awhile. They need to lighten up. Tell a polish joke and everyone laughs, tell an Irish or Italian joke everyone laughs even the Irish and the Italians laugh at it. But tell a black joke, and your not black. You are instantly called a racist. Why is it that black people keep playing the poor us card. Slavery has been over for a long time. And if you think about it every nationality on the planet have been slaves at one point or another. But those days are over, get over it. And if you hear a funny joke laugh.
some people are so discustingly racist, but some people are so afraid of being racist they think even calling someone black is bad. find a middle people! like someone said earlier, is being called caucasion racist? …..this is even offensive to me and im white and republican
don’t forget waffles
It is really sickening that “in this day and age” some human freaks still abuse the words Racism and Racist…. Especially when it involves Black people, just how long is their hatred of white people going to last ??
Who the hell do you think elected the current Idiot to the post of President ? whitey..Who watches the tv shows, movies, buys recorded music, attends sports events that are dominated by highly overpaid Negroes, whitey… that’s who !!! there is not enough blacks in this country to make any kind of difference in anything, the support of masses of white people gleefully spending their hard earned dollars on Negroes proves that Racism is only in the minds of hard core Racist blacks that even a simple joke or comment is labeled “Racist” … blacks need to quit using that word as they have long since become undeserving of the real meaning of it, you have everything white people have and more … a black president….
This country has come a long way, it’s just that the black people need to overcome their hatred and prejudice of white people… for they are the most Racist race in this great country, listen to your President and “change” for God’s sake !!!!!
It is just a joke on race. Different races will always exist. And as Americans we tend to be light hearted. We just make fun of everyone. Nothing is off limits and that is fine. Even if it is meant to be racist, the joke is still funny to non racist people. If a racist tells a joke that doesn’t automatically mean the joke is not funny. Either its all ok to make fun of or none of it is. One group of people might be offended by a joke but that same group will laugh at a joke that offends another group. People get off your high horses and relize it’s funny. If your going to cry about something as stupid as this, then your not going to last too long in this world anyway.
Does anyone else get tired of hearing black people whine about the past. They think that they are entitled to something. Well, I will be diplomatic and compromise. I will give reporations when you reserect the 400,000 white men that died for your freedom. Then realize without us you wouldn’t live in the best country in the world, you would never have gained freedom, and you would not have civil rights. White men gave you everything. How about a little gratitude for once.
haha come on people get real! racism will always be around nothing will ever change tthat. haha and it is a funny picture. i dont care if your white or black. its not a hate crime or anything. it called HUMORE. im white and have seen pictures making fun of hillbillys and i still laugh. If you are the type of person to get offended by this, then take your hippie a** and find another website. if we cant find a way to laugh about these things then you are the type of person that will hate life. THE ONLY TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT FIND THIS OVER THE TOP ARE 1. WHITE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO STOP B*TCHING TO IMPRESS THERE BLACK FRIENDS. 2. BLACK PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO WHINE TOO MUCH. black comedians sit on stage all day and talk about melons and fried chicken. so does that mean i cant laugh? NOW WHO IS THE RACIST?
OMG I JUST SAW THIS! OK CHECK THIS OUT….. REDNECK, HILLBILLY, AND HICK ARE ALL RACIST NAMES TO WHITE PEOPLE, JUST LIKE NIGGER,JUNGLE BUNNY, AND MONKEY ARE FOR BLACKS, RIGHT? SO IF YOU LOOK TORWARD THE TOP RIGHT HAND SIDE YOU WILL SEE JOKE TITLES AND ONE OF THEM IS REDNECKS. AHHHA WHAT IF THE NAME WAS JUNGLE MONKEYS? THEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT WOULDNT EXIST THERE WOULD BE TOO MANY PEOPLE BITCHING. AND LETS NOT MAKE THIS BLACK AND WHITE. BECAUSE THIS WHOLE SUBJECT ISNT BLACK AND WHITE. SO WHAT IF IT WAS SPICS, GOOKS,BEANERS? WOULD IT BE ALRIGHT? SEE I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AN OPENMIND ABOUT IT. IF EVERYBODY LAUGHED ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF FOUGHT THEN RACISM WOULDN’T EXIST. SO I SAY KEEP EM COMING.
OKOK I JUST WROTE A GIANT LIST OF REASONS ABOUT SOMETHING BUT I THINK I SAID NI@@ER TOO MANY TIMES HAHA. BUT LOOK UP AT THE TOP RIGHT IT HAS JOKE SUBJECTS AND ONE OF THEM IS REDNECKS. WHAT IF IT WAS NI@@ERS? OR GOOKS?
THINK ABOUT IT.
Ben is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!
Everyone should take a “chill pill”. I’d focus on them BIG EARS that empty suit has on him!
this is kak funny…omw..hahahahaha,,nd im black, hu cares about rasicm, it funny laugh man!!
All i gotta say is that BEN is an idiot, obviously without white people, blacks would of not come to this country in the manner that they did, in an overcrowded slaveship, shackled to its walls and only being able to see sunlight for a few moments a day, not to mention the multiple deaths from just one crossing of the pacific. black people should be thankful to the white man because they seperated them from their familes, land, pride, and culture and turned them into “indentured servants”, promising them freedom after a few years of work….thank you whitemen, how considerate you guys really are, cause not only did you make good on your promise to free them but you guys only did it in less then 300 years. Black people feel intitled because everything was taken from them and not given back….now, BEN, tell me that if i went to your home and took you, your brother, your sister and parents without warning and just decided to keep all of you on my 20 acre farm for years and then when you had kids, i would keep them too…just say this would happen for generations and about 250 years later i decided to let your ancestors free without money, food, housing, or any viable connections to their place of origin…wouldnt you feel entitled to something? Im not racist but i do laugh at racist jokes, i dont see no problem from laughing at our past but when a dumbass like BEN makes remarks like those you gotta think that there is still some ignorant people that just need to be taught a lesson.. so BEN when you wanna stop living in LaLa land and join the rest of the world in education, all i ask is that you get your facts straight and quit listening to what fox news tells you…….. by the way i am not black, i am mexican and if ben has anything to say about my race… all i gotta say is get educated before you do………
If everyone new how to laugh at themselves it would be a much better world
its funny what yall would say when no one knows who you are. its even funnier how people try to say racism is behind us because got a blck president but all that did was show how some people tried to hide it and wait for Obama to fail. you can all go to hell
Cire says that white people wouldn’t be on this continant without black people. That is false. White people fought and clawed their survival in North America even in the face of disease and Indian attack and set up a foundation for more than 50 years before slaves were sent over. And even then slaves were not as common as white indentured servants. It took about a hundred years for slave labor to be the norm.
Kennyata,
The sad fact is that you think all racism is white racism. Noone believes that racism will ever be dead in America nor will it ever. There is plenty of racism in all races. I would say that there is more reverse racism against whites then there is against blacks.
Cire,
Black people don’t feel entitiled because everything was taken away from them. They feel entitled because they never had to fight for what they have today. White men died to free them. White men ammended the constitution so that you could vote and be free. I will give blacks some credit. They did protest in the 50’s and 60’s and raised the issue. But then it was white men who voted to give them civil rights (by the way more republicans voted for the civil rights act than democrats). You never had to take up arms and fight. White people did all of the fighting. Black people don’t appreciate what they have because they didn’t have to sacrifice thir lives for it. All the freedoms white people have they fought and died for. Thats why we don’t have feelings of entitlement. Like I said earlier black people always complain about the past. start living in the present and stop blaiming white people for the problems that black people have when you cause most of your own problems.
Omfg. Thats me gone. This used to be one of the best joke sites around because not only the jokes but the people posting them and the comments had a sense of humour.
Guess those days are long gone. And so am I.
You people need to learn to laugh again before you start making me think maybe Al-Quaida and the others that hate us have a point.
To those of you the genuinely posted in the above attacking those of other races as a “joke”… you fail at humour. There ain’t a funny response there.
To those of you who posted seriously attacking other races… Jesus f*cking christ man we live in the 2000’s… not the 200s. Catch up. The world is leaving you all behind.
ben you really don’t get i cant belive there are freakishly retarded people like you out there lol read cires posts again seriously man read them again you blind fuckwit dude they lost thier languages culture and general place in the world you complete fuckwit “white people fought for their rights???” they shouldn’t of had to!!!! “never had to take up arms to fight???” tell me what excactly would they have fought for!!! omg! ha ha ha! endured indian attak? WTF!!! man! ok fair enough conquest and slavery happened all over the the world in many different places it’s inevitable human nature but omg i cant get over how retarded you are ben you obvious got all you facts from western movies, fox……. im gonna stop now cuz i could go on forever about how retarded you are man….
It is spelled “disGusting”. NOT disCusting, you illiterate tools.
Also, funny picture.
One last thing; I’m black, and I am not offended by this. Is it stereotypical? Yes. Is it still funny? Yes!
Don’t downplay the struggle of whites in this world. The first time Columbus set foot in central america he tried to be nice to the Indians. Within a weak they used his kindness to ambush him and kill half of his men. In 1600s Virginia the whites tried to be coexistant. And the whites even let Indians come and live with them as a cultural step. The Indians formed a massive surprise attack and it was only by sheer luck that the attampt to kill them all failed. But the Indians did kill a lot of the people including women and children. At that point the Indians made it very clear that coexistance was impossible. From that point on it was a fight or die mentality, and justifiably so. The lessons were never forgotten until today. Now schools want to teach our children that Whites were evil and in many cases are still evil. If we are so evil then why is it that we have given you freedom and rights. Everything you have we gave. You should thank us. Without us you would most likely have AIDS or died in a civil war 10 years ago. Thank goodness for you we got you out of that hell. Terrible for us that you bring that mentallity to our country and refuse the shed it. Our country, in the long term, has hurt itself by allowing slavery. It hurt itself because we made black people come here and now we can’t ever get rid of them. Good for you though, you got out of hell and are given everything due to the color of your skin. I wish I was black. I would have a scholarship, even in the midst of mediocre grades. I would get a check every month because getting a job is such a hassle. Then, if Iwas one of the ones who work, I’d get a job because if an employer doesn’t hire you the suits from the affirmative action office will be breathing theirmy neck.
I know it sucks but do for yourself for once. America’s back hurts from carrying you for so long. Get a back bone and fight your way up in this world instead of letting it all be given to you. I know this is a longshot to expect you to do this. After all, you never had to fight for it in the past. Why would you want to fight for it now.
that was quite a mouthful …
I guess you’re used to that sort of thing …
I looked at it and laughed. I like watermelon, and fried chicken, it’s not a birthright it just tastes good. Somehow, or another, a particular type of person finds any forum he or she can to speak as some sort of authority on the history of this country. Racism and racist are not words that people really understand, yet they throw them around in their dialogues trying to sound knowledgeable. I’ve always told any racist to believe whatever he will, hell, I’m not trying to dissuade him from his views(sometimes they can be quite comical), however, I’ve always made it plain that the foolishness they spew isn’t something to be acted on(not with me, anyway). We’ve found a way to co-exist. I do suggest that people not be deluded into thinking racism is gone because, in America, it never will be. Don’t stoop to the level of madmen because there has to be opposing forces in the universe, just don’t let them get your goat. If everybody of a darker skin tone left America tomorrow these folks full of hate would just turn it on someone else. Oh, and for you “racists”, keep posting your idiocy, I love it.
Hello fellow posters – wow! Writing from England its clear there are some angry people out there! Most of you should stick to wanking over youporn and keep those xenophobic views and poor spelling to yourselves! I guess its nice for tin-pot historians and sanctimonious fascists to have somewhere to spout off their views without getting punched in the face. Because surely saying half this neo-con bullshit WOULD get you punched in the face, right?
Play nice.
He wouldn’t go for that, hes a muslim! Look at his name………….
Oh!!! So blacks love watermelons! I am not a black, but I still love “melons”….you know what I mean…;)
O.o wow…….. hum how the hell ish this funny…… o.O
On a more serious note check out a film called “The Obama Deception” the film is looking more and more like it’s nearer the truth than any of Obama’s empty promises. He promised to pull the troops out of Iraq and bring them home, he didn’t say home was Afghanistan. The collapse of the banking system was all orchestrated, wake up America you are slowly being sucked in and your rights are slowly disappearing, Obama is nothing more than a puppet with or without a melon, the only melons are you. What humane person could suggest wounded troops will not get health care if they have private insurance!! The banks are all in on the New World Order by withholding trillions of dollars, and creating this depression can’t you see it!!
OMFG Balls.
That be what you’re talkin.
You think the depression is some huge conspiracy theory? Ran by Obama’s masters & some new world order?
Waiter! I’ll have 2 of whatever he’s smoking because it must be good sh*t!!!
There is a reason why the west is the light of the world. We fought tyrants and won. Others fight tyrants to become tyrants. The cycle is sad.
You fought tyrants and won what? how has the average Joe benefited from the millions of innocent victims butchered in the fight against a leader who doesnt bow down to the greed of the west.
The west isn’t interested in human rights, look around you and wake up.
Um, as an actual black person this really isn’t as offensive as you’re all making it out to be.
This wasn’t intended to be mean spirited and warrants an eye-roll at most. In the battle against racism jokes such as these should be the least of anyone’s worries. There are actual battles to be fought and this isn’t one of them.
Actually, the joke has little to do with whether or not a person thinks that it’s funny or offensive in this post. It just seems to be another venue where the “highly intelligent, know-it-all” members of the subculture can spout off their rhetoric. Shouting from the recesses of caverns, screaming mightily from isolated hilltops, and getting in your face on their laptops. There is one here who speaks on history(he is really comical, gives me stories to tell people who need a good laugh)without a CLUE of history except for an old John Wayne movie, or two. You can’t take these people too seriously, there’s millions of them out there, not only in this country, but around the world. Every country has it’s portion of the populace that is bent on hatred without a shred of(and let me state this plainly) “sound” reasoning. The only time their foolishness is dangerous is when they try to act on it. I laughed at the joke because of the way it was constructed. I can take a joke…I can also dish them out.
So, after his inauguration, Obama flies the former Presidents Bush, Bush snr. and Clinton home on Air Force One (Because he’s nice like that.) As they are passing into Texas, Dubya chuckles and chirps up
“I could throw a cheque for ten grand out of the window and make one of our voters very happy.”
“See, thats why you’ll never be as popular as me, Junior.” pipes up his father. “I would throw 10 checks for $1000 out of the window and make 10 voters very happy.”
“And thats why neither of you will ever be as successful as me.” interdicts Bill Clinton. “I would throw 10 cheques for 100bucks out the window and still make ten voters very happy for 1 tenth of the cost.” They all turn to look at Obama, awaiting his contribution.
“Hell… I could throw you three out the window and make the whole damn country very happy.” He says.
LOL!!! Now THERE’s a joke!!!
I’ve read some other Obama jokes. They have been quite funny and tasteful. To make a joke like this is just vulgar.
probly the funniest thing ive ever seen in my whole entire life!!
w00t i have a new background XD theres this kid in school who has a melonhead im sooooo printing this!!!!!!
Okay now that was just ignorant funny but ignorant
that was funny, but venom125’s joke made me laugh harder 😀
Hahahah never laughed so hard in my life thay should have a plate of fried chicken in there to roflmfao
Now im A black man and that has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen since the dead monkey.
I feel like this we all know rascism exist and actually thats whats makes this so funny.
Anyone upset should take a chill pill, everyones not racist.
Thank you very much.
I’m here all week. 😉
And there’s plenty more where that came from.
I dont get it….what is the watermelon post to repersent???
Wow that was hiliarious it would make all of America happy that was a good one keep them up 🙂
I think Obama will be the helper Americans are waiting for ..he is a man that understands the feelings of others ,and a man that knows waht to do at tha right time ..
WTF!!!! all black people dont even like watermelon. so F**K all yall B*****S!!!!!
even tho it is very delicious but that aint the point. so racist!!!
This is not a joke, this is not funny, it is racist, offensive and a threat to the President, character, dignity and integrity. I don’t like it when you make fun
of my new neighbor down the streets. You draw from my viens, fire, fury and rage.
HA HA HA HA im going to send this one to everyone i know!!!
that is funny but so so racist…
watermelons were fed to the slaves back in the day and thats all that they ate its a very racist joke this is anwering petunia question
you guys need to chill- did u ever think that maybe people dont like obama for something other than his race? or have you been watching “the messiah” on the news and think that his administration is actually gonna work? anyways, i think everyones a little bit racist sometimes, and if we could just accept the fact, we might get along better. good joke, btw=)
lmao jaja i looved Venom125’s joke thatz funnier than tha picture
only whites cud find this funny..
ROFLMAO!!!
Why is it when black comedians do racial jokes it’s funny, but when a joke is about blacks it’s racist? You people need to be more tolerant & stop playing the race card all the time you hear racial jokes about you.
That’s just wrong…..
Wrong or not, you know it’s true.
I cant stop laughing every time i see this. And i saw it before obama became president. I am white and proud. Call me racist I dont care. But before you do, consider this. Do whites have a national association for the advancement of white people? No but blacks have the NAACP. Do we have all white colleges? No but there are all black colleges. Do we have a miss white america pageant? No, but there is a Miss Black America pageant. Do we have scholarship programs that offer scholarships only to whites? No, but there are scholarship programs dedicated to blacks. We don’t have a white history month, or even a white history day. If we had ANY of these things, we would be considered racist and you know it. Sounds like a double standard to me. I’m tired of ranting I’m going to go set up an Obama trap on my front porch.
You are 100% correct.
so stupid
humor for 12 yr olds
it would make me happier if obama jumped out of the plane
i completely agree with Chris the blacks are the racists in this country
chris, there is no white history month/day bc everyday is whit history day! i am black and i love what alot of white people have done 4 our country. i mean, where would we be without george washington and honest abe? this is just a joke and should not make anyone lose sleep at night. i agree that it is unfair that when blacks make a white joke it is okay, but when whites make a black joke it is bad; than is not fair. people act as though thewhite people who enslaved the blacks are every white person. NBD! people are just too uptight now. i thought this joke was funny as hell, and i dont even like watermelon. 😉
I agree with Chris. I get tired of black people whining about how hard it is to be black. 400,000 white men died for black freedom. And white legislators advanced black civil rights. No people other than blacks have ever gotten so much by doing so little. It is a shame that blacks don’t just accept the level playing field and get on with their lives instead of drudging up the past to get as much as they can with the least amount of effort. Endless social programs have kept millions of blacks in the gutter instead of motivating them to stand on their own two feet. The only way to save them from themselves is to treat them like white people. Whites get no public money for anything. We get no special treatment, yet we suceed.
It is better to be educated and proud. NAACP was formed by white people. Whites wouldn’t allow blacks to go to their universities. Whites discriminate against everyone including themselves. It is a issue of class not race. By the way you did not die for my freedom. They fought over money and envy of wealthy southeners with slaves.
oh. those social programs are majorily for you. we make up a small percentage of population. YES there are more whites that are using those resources.
I agree with alex.. however that joke is super funny! me as an african american found this non-offensive. MY GOD PEOPLE ITS A JOKE!
I think we need such expert kidnappers in Zambia. We have one to trap
You dance around what I said. Arguing against it while not saying what I have said is false. Because you can’t refute it. Everything I said is fact. Blacks get the most in this country with the least amount of work. And it is given to them not earned. That is why whereever blacks are heavily concentrated there is a high crime rate. A high teen pregnancy rate and a general lack of family values. And don’t say it is because they are poor. After Katrina the government moved homeless blacks to a docked cruise ship in Mobile Alabama. Everyone had a room and turndown maid service as well as free food and a stipend. They literally lived in a luxury cruis ship for six months with all the services. The rate of robbery and rape on the ship was very high. They were no longer in poor conditions yet they still were menaces to society. That is proof that it is not a class issue and is a race issue. Blacks have very little values while most whites treasure them. And whites do better despite the obsatcles that impede them.
PLEASE TAKE THIS ONE SERIOUS:
Bin Laden has copied this technology to use on Bush. On testing the Device he used Lewinsky in place of a water melon. The next morning Clinton was found under the box.
Wow you peoples need to swallow a whole bottle of chill pills. Its a JOKE SITE. If you can’t take a joke eff off and find a nice, politically correct forum to wallow in. Digital Spy or some sh*t like that.
obama can throw himself out the window and make more ppl happy….
While this might be a “joke site”, someone thought to set this photo shoot….And it’s absolutely sickening. Anyone who sees anything amusing here should be ashamed of themselves.
u should put tax dollars in there u could catch a bunch of dems
Wow jim, spoken like a true racist. Probably the only racist on the site. THIS IS A JOKE SITE. I am mixed… half black half white/mexican. I think the watermelon thing is funny. I also think Jim should take a social justice class because his lack of knowledge about social issues makes me want to vomit. I could go on for pages ripping gaping holes in his ineloquent argument. But I won’t because I know that it will not do any good as it is clear that he is not educated enough to comprehend the sentiment. To all the people with their panties in a twist about the photo: Its obviouslly not a reference to the early 1800s when black people where forced to eat watermelon. I agree that would be in poor taste. Its more likely a reference to the stereotype that black people love watermelon. Some stereotypes are innocent observations about trivial things that are meant in jest. However since people like Jim frequently take multifaceted social issues and mornically classify them as a stereotype pertaining to race while ignoring all the factors involved, I could see why many people think we should do away with stereotypes altogether.
here n****r n****r
its funny to white people,no 🙂
Eeesh! I dunno about tellin you lot to go find another site. Maybe I should. Are you STILL all wailing on about this? Its so last season…
If you want jokes you can really have a gripe about, check out sickipedia.org (spelling may not be exact – can’t get to that one from work =) ) Now on there are a bunch of some really, really sick puppies. As the name implies.
Selling Bourbon biscuits at 49p a pack? That’s Asda Price.
Selling plastic ride-on Firetrucks? That’s Fisher-Price.
Selling pathetic made-up rape claim stories to The Sun? That’s Katie Price.
I saw one post up there that was well written by Martina. However, 1/2 black and 1/2 white and mexican would actually make you 1/3black, 1/3white and 1/3mexican. Just saying. As far as this race thing if EVERYONE would quit living in the PAST and MOVE on all would be good. Every race has their “Sh*tHeads” and that’s not going to change. Every racist needs to put in combat situation where the guy next to him is a different race. They’d learn real quick that that when push comes to shove the only colors that matter are Red, White, and Blue. Forrest and Buba got along why can’t we.
lmao that was funniest obama joke i’ve seen yet so all of yall who thint it isnt funny loosen up some eh? and good one venom lol
also i agree with martina 🙂
I’m mexican (legal!) & my native american ancestors were killed, enslaved, deprived of land, & woman raped. But I dnt go 2 evry white person & demand an apology. Its not THERE fault! They r not resposible for their ancestors mistakes! Black people need to keep their past & culture but dnt hold a grudge against someone who has no fault & I can take a joke about mexicans. Its more racist to walk on eggshells around a person
Its not THERE fault!
Come on: “It’s not THEIR fault”
English, dude.
good drummer. nice to find som1 that can take a joke and not blame others for not being able to make money etc.
“English, dude.”
I don’t think drummer grl is a DUDE… bro.
can somebody proof read this for me?
Drummer,
All that you said was true. But in America Indians commited many injustices that go unpublicised. In Jamestown Virginia the Indians and the English were getting along fine. The Indians percieved a danger due to the growing colony, so they attacked Jamestown. They had an exchange program where Indian boys were allowed to grow up in the colony and learn about us. When the attack came those boys murdered the host families. The Indians tried to annihalate the colonists. They tried to kill every man woman and child. It was unprvoked and dastardly. At that point Whites realized that coexitance was impossible. In 1862 when the men were fighting the civil war, the Soux indians in South Dakota attacked white settlers and killed more than 500. Most of them women an children. Acts like this caused the United States to hit back hard and with a vengence. I am not saying we were innocent all the time. But the white atrocities are taught and the indian ones are not. Settlers were under constant attack and thousands were murdered and the women raped. The indians were no different than the whites except the whites were better fighters and won the wars. The truth needs to be taught. Indians were not peaceful people. They fought themselves before we got here and they fought us when we got here. Tactics were the same on both sides but we won. No side was any more evil than the other. It was just how the world worked back then. people fought over resources and to expand their influence. That is just how it was done. The powerful took over the week. That was the world. Just don’t think Indians were great noble people who always fought for good. They fought for the same reasons we did and the same way we did. If they had won then whites would be in your position claiming the same things.
SoOoO did we catch him or what looks lik a really good plan to me
Jimmy…….god your stupid. I agree with you to an extent. Full lessons need to be taught, but I think you believe in full teaching for a different reason.
Hello there crazy democrats. Boy do I have a mission for you. I, as you can tell already, am a strong willed conservative Republican. Yes, I love George Bush. Yes, I think marriage is between a man and a women. Yada, yada, yada. So here’s my situation. I’m a freshmen in high school, and I’m in the process of writing a research paper. The topic is liberal bias in the media. I already know that it is real, factual, scientifically proven, and undoubtedly verifiable. But, I was told by my raging liberal of a teacher, (of course, aren’t all teachers now a days), that I need to ‘present the other side of the argument’ in my introduction. So I’ve got my information, now I need yours. DEAR DEMOCRATS: Do you think that the media tends to have a liberal preconception/ If so, why? If not, how do you defend that? Thanks everybody! Fyi, paper is due tommorrow. HURRY! (:
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@ Drummer grl no offense but your ancestors were raping, murdering and killing each other far before whites ever stepped on this land and I HIGHLY doubt whites raped you people as you said I would like to see proof. As it is Natives were nick names Savages for a reason as in when they would rade white areas they would bash in babys skulls and scalp everything alive.
Well said, America was built over its natives blood…The word genocide is aptly applied to its “indian politics”… B.O. should be reminded of its campaign promises, or it will be writen down in history that he lied just about the same way of all the rest of “whitemen” from 3rd(2nd too) world dictatorships…
The age of black American Communism is here !! Why in the hell is a box, watermelon, stick and string offensive???? can you dumb smf’s not take a joke ?? other races have suffered for hundreds of years and still have the decency to laugh it off… Black slavery lasted less than 50 years, not even a fragment of importance in the history of mankind, Jews suffered for hundreds of years as have Orthodox Christians… yet the “colored” have all the attention these days…obama is the age of bs
hey ken so is every other race that has ever existed
yoh
godnes gratious dat was okay nt funny okay
dam u guys r so emotional about racism it’s just a joke.
Dumb ass people
Nice. who cares about indian anyway. theyre like the meat on burgers so I guess we need them but. Thats all theyr gud for; just like eskimos
that joke is funny as hell an its true as well…
yea that watermelon was really racist lol
ha ha. xD it’s funny ’cause we black people like love our watermelon. They should have put some fried chicken, grape drink, and kool aid just to sweeten the deal. I would have gone for it.
I’m black and even I think its funny. ha ha .
Oddly enough this happens to be joke site… Hmm why would one ever visit a joke site? To read fictitious stories? Nah. Probably just to pretend everything is factual and then give poor ratings and comments.
obama IS the anti-christ, he is not good for this country
We need a mexican president after 0bama haha make the white pe0ple mad! And blacks and wh0 ever viva amexica!
AYYY KEN NO OFFENSE BUT UR STUPIED.!!!!!
Lol! that’s so funny especially to me since i love being racist to blacks. Just as a joke
first of all drummer grl and proman 1 i am black and i dont get offensive at jokes and what not but i tend to well complain ass you guys put it cuss even hough the slavery thing wasnt all that big whites and a few mexicans tend to mock us which is why we probrably get offensive most o the time and btw this joke wasnt funny cuss last time i checked mexicans loved watermelons more than blacks !! xD
I think thats funny shi$……… is there a bite out of it? did he scam his way in that box too?
How is the watermellon racist. I’m white and I always eat watermellon.and the whole black slavery was wayyy wrong cause no man should have to serve another, but on the bright side many blacks became Christians and brought the Gospel to their tribes and family when they were free.
I don’t see the point of a watermelon being racist neither. I’m asian and I LOVE watermelons–I also love fish-sauce. 😛
Wow Jimmy…you’re lack of historical knowledge is amazing. I am not even going to go into how moronic your post is but I will point out one thing…it wasn’t the natives that started the whole scalping thing. Look it up…I suggest you learn history before you post erroneous facts.
you are the stupidest president
I think that Jimmy is right and far is a looney liberal facist who denies the holocaust and loves to pretend she “knows history”. I will tell you this right now, I am a senior in highschool and I AM A CONSERVATIVE anyone got a problem with that?! Good because that joke was f@$& hillarious.
Ok this is going to far. All of you are retarded listen to what your saying. You all have gone back and forth between Indians and Christianity and all sorts of other crap. How about you talk about what really matters like how our country is slowly being flushed down the toilet by a socialist pig. Not cause he is black or muslim but for the simple fact that he is a Moron. The only reason he got elected is because he is black. I gaurantee if a white guy would have campainged the same way Our current president did he would have lost horribly. Get over the race issue and see this for what it really is. Ive got no problem having a black president, Ive got a huge problem having a black president named OBAMA!
I agree with Yup, Its not that I dont like that Obama is black, its that hes destroying my country, one that I love, we are the strongest country in the world. But as this entire page shows, we are the weakest from the inside, no one agrees to anything, everyone has to argue. Its a sad fact. I am a native and I dont mind racial jokes, I dont mind if a white or a mexican tells a joke about my race, I laugh. Plus I love telling jokes about my race. I dont take offense at all, Because for one they are true, and two they’re hilarious. No one race is better than another. No christain is better than an atheist, we’re all people dammit. We should all be able to laugh at jokes.
OMG…..I am Proud to be an American. That is funny. I love it.
@Proman1 : Relax man, you need to go read your history book. slavery lasted for centuries. BTW i’m black, i support Obama and yet i am hear laughing my ass off at this joke. you people need to chill and not take thing too seriously.
@Dinna May Hastins : lol you are right if there was fried chicken i would have gone for it
@Dinna May Hastins : lol you are right if there was fried chicken i would have gone for it
P.S i meant “here” not “hear” and “things” not “thing”
I completely agree with Drummer grl.
@AKgirl: I must completely agree with you too. I have Native (nearly non-existant though), Irish (more than half), and White blood. I also agree that jokes are jokes and shouldn’t be taken seriously. That’s why they are called jokes.
If anyone is interested go look up the video “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”. pretty interesting stuff. Kinda scary actually
@ hi, i’m emily. fifteen years old, and smarter than most of you ignorant liberals.
i <3 u
This photo is discriminatory to watermelons everywhere…
hey… u people r very much confused… sign of qiyaama is when pauper’s will become leaders.. happening everywere..
ALLAHU AKBAR
What?! No seafood?! What is this world coming to?! I am a watermelon-hating black! If there was any lobster, i’d have been there yesterday! Moving on, I wish you guys would read your posts from my point of view! You would be crackin UP! I’m just gonna say this: everyone calling people racist because of who they voted for sounds pretty racist themselves! My parents, who are mostly black, voted for McCain and I would have done the same. Not because I can’t stand half of my own ethnicity, but because McCain was a better choice. And if it were possible, I would have voted for BUSH! He cares more about America than Obama ever will. I have lost track of how many vacations Obama has been on since becoming president! In fact, he’s on one right now! If he cared for Americans as individuals, we would be on vacation, not him. As for history, the past isn’t gonna help us in this situation! Yes, it is all right to reflect and appreciate our history, but there is such thing as getting stuck in it. You can’t tell people to stop living in the past if you can’t uphold an arguement from the present. Stop telling us that whites did all of the work, because we took all of the suffering when you failed to save or care about us. What do we owe you now? Our country is made up of less whites than all the other races combined. Get ready for a shift in the race and class order. Tell Obama ready or not, real change he talked about is coming. And you bet you can believe in it.
I am very proud of the speech I gave. Best one yet! I have given some throughout this website, but I’m not halfway through yet! I’m not even close! I hope I can use this stuff when school starts!
I never comment on these things because it’s useless…just a bunch of people arguing back & forth, not getting anywhere. We all have our own opinions & it doesn’t matter what any one of us says to the other.. it’s not going to change anything. However DRUMMER GRL, I had to comment because I have so much respect for you. I have black friends who think black jokes are hilarious.. because they are are just confident in their skin and & can take a joke. I love this about them & I respect that about you & the comment you made. People could tell white jokes to me all day, personally I would laugh my ass off. I think that black people who cry… you people are being racist & hating on me.. are the most racist people out there. Get over it & just have a little laugh. Geesh. People are so uptight.
y’all need to move to South Africa and detox all these ideas/grudges/emotions … etc …
plese explain to me how obama is such a bad president?dont get me wrong, because i really want to know. i like obama but i want to know what he has done thats bad. just a “heated discussion”
its a joke…….geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
I rofled so hard when i saw this
guyzz…….. instead of correcting them wid such a huge paragraphs plz….. do submit jokes…… hehehe lolzzz….lite……. <3 lovely paras which u all hav corrected
How could you do this to me?!?!?!?!?!?
we can obama…or should i say OZAMA(OSAMA)
That Is SO Immature What Is Ur Problem!!
He’s my neighbour down here, th@ means am a monkey too! LoL.
In Kenya, We don’t grow from trees, we swing from em! Lolest
He’s my neighbour down here, th@ means am a monkey too! LoL.
In Kenya, We don’t grow from trees, we swing from em! Lolest
Aw, this is so funny… my 3 year old nephew laughed at it! HAHAH
I’m just curious, if a monkey leads an entire country populated with white people they must be really dumb, right? Or maybe the monkey is just BRILLIANT. But of course it’s just a joke, right?
Ouch. Still one funny joke though.
THAT WAS PLUM SILLY HA HA
nothing like a great Obama joke. still cant brlieve hes running this country
That just means there’s more monkeys than white people! Minority = white people. Plus Obama thought his buddies how to push a button!
Haha ya right, your very name is ironic. I’m pretty sure that should be TAUGHT. Stop! Grammar Time! LOL. Haha ya WRONG. Get your life. Or not.