A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
I can personally attest to this, myself being a member of the 6th floor.
IF SHE SAW ME EVEN ON THE 1ST FLOOR, SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED ME STILL
crap – where is my floor? Beer drinking redneck slobs?
Grow up rojik,no woman wants a beer drinking redneck slob for a husband.
pfft im on the 7th floor Nubz
Well if the beer drinking redneck slob was good in bed and had a job then I’d be all for the floor he’s on!
i hate all rednecks and hicks they’re gross and very ugly…especially if they live in Orick…
HAHA!!! thats a good joke…
I will give this 5 out of 5
is it a joke or hard TRUTH ???????????
that joke was one of the best
Isn’t that the truth…….always looking for something better can get you nothing in return!
hahaha nice
Cold hard fact for real!
i think my husband Tony is all that and more i am very pleased
amen!
LOL WERD WE R BUT I LIKE DAT JOKE LMAO0
good joke
well nice one, but hey concerning mariage everyone will want the best pperson, with all tghe attributes……..loll
i’m on the 4th floor and i married 2,2000,0000 women lol
are there any good jokes on this dam site, i mean really they suck
dam man that’s harsh
good one really that good sit loll…
i only made it to the fifth floor and my boner still didn’t go away
cash it in and bring it out nice one
Lolz, i almost roflmao’d coz my feminist relative was reading this joke next to me.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid sex discrimination charges, the stores owner has opened a new wives store across the road with the same rules.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second has wives that love sex, have lots of money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth, and six floors have never been visited.
i agree with jack this site blows ass
ha ha ha…… cruel information about women but still a funny joke though
lol you all are in the crap store im in the rich peaples plaze were you can go up an down and im pleased even thoe i aint in the store im in shackin the back they at least like mezzzz i think
eh. it sucked.
jack meoff.. grow up.. this is a funny joke, and if you dont like this site, then
1. why did you leave a comment
andd
2. go to a different one if you have nothing better to do!
hahahaha very true i bet you if that place was real all the women would end up on the 6th floor
wow…i would’ve stopped at least at the 3rd floor
i will have jump down the building when i rread the post on the 6th floor!!!!!lol
Well, if you were to get married, wouldn’t you want all the greatest qualities of a person?
LMAO….. nice one.. but true to every word!!! 😀
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
Serous Kassa? I like ur Comment..that shows ur not too picky…nice lesson for u women
i mean Kasha…lol
ohhhh……My floor is on 4th …So how I am going to convince on my floor…
..because they looking for another…But if I am confident enough to handle she will feel the ultimate happiness in my floor…Because its upto us…….
yeah thts partly true!
That was good. too good…..
Damn… I’m somewhere in the basement…
I’m not even on floor one…
Where do fat slobs with no jobs go? :3
This is a good joke…………..
But its to short…..
It did nt evn end wth conclusion!
I just want a guy who’ good on de bed n loyal:p
VERY TRUE!
lmao x]]
now reverse this for guys buying a wife, first floor will sleep with you, no guy would go any high because they wouldnt risk losing that quality.
if you were a beer drinking redneck slob, you’d be in the basement
Rojik, you do have a floor…….. The basement……
this was really good
lol but dats true hey
tis true
yes it’s true that it is impossible to please a woman
they are emotional fools
thats true if only u let her know that u r not in the top floor! however if it is true its vice-vesa, don’t the men go for upper floors? so nothing to worry, its all the same.
A competitor opened open a wife shop across the street. The first floor has a sign that says “these women love sex.” No one has been to the second floor.
Mark thats great
cruel you do nt do that to women.and we aint hard to please we just think we deserve nothinh but greatness
wow you porchmonkeys
hmmm, i wonder what else these women are looking for
You have to go back to Adam&Eve. Even then she had to have that apple. Downhill for man from then on!
so never go about boasting and bragging about you girl man for you never know i am on the floor jus above you!
lol good 1 mark
women are most clever than u think
omG this is very funny, Mark would you shut your mouth if you have nothing to say, women shouldn’t be viewed as a sex object, they have so much than men to offer. think about your mother if you have a good one
Sasha, you should stay off the internet when your PMSing. It’s a joke.
wtf?! well, not all girls are hard to please. i’m not. haha.
Yeah man you are right
fabulous ,dnt have words
so so right on target
Owned!
Wat to go mark…And Shasha you got to grow up
lololololololololol
so true! impossible to pls! well wat abt guys???
women are crazy men are crazy this world is crazy and so is God!
hahaahaa! man i laughed!!!! =)
it iz true women loves sex very mch, i hav experienced 1….
Wahaaaa! I am a woman, and I find it very funny….ladies, take a joke. Do you really have the time to waste your time on these basment boys, when you could be spending it on fifth floor guys. LOL. Forget them, kay?
kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool,
bob: hey john i just figured something out….
John: what?
bob: us guys suck at pleasing laties
john: and that’s y we can never score
Both : DAMNIT
wonderful story
interesting indeed so…………
Well come one girls let’s face it is so cruel but so truth and Mark good joke dude and truth one too lool
Mark only two problems with the first floor. Very few men could afford them and the floor had very little to choose from.
lol faved this joke 7.5millionth visiter think there be more haha love this site chill on comments u on internet cant take a joke
knew that was coming i would be on the 5 floor