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Pleasing A Women

March 16, 2008 by F&J Staff 88 Comments

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.

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Comments

  1. F&J Staff says

    March 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I can personally attest to this, myself being a member of the 6th floor.

    Reply
  2. tsepo says

    March 18, 2008 at 7:19 am

    IF SHE SAW ME EVEN ON THE 1ST FLOOR, SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED ME STILL

    Reply
  3. Rojik says

    March 19, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    crap – where is my floor? Beer drinking redneck slobs?

    Reply
  4. T-eve-T says

    March 20, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Grow up rojik,no woman wants a beer drinking redneck slob for a husband.

    Reply
  5. ilawledmypants says

    March 20, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    pfft im on the 7th floor Nubz

    Reply
  6. Marie says

    March 21, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Well if the beer drinking redneck slob was good in bed and had a job then I’d be all for the floor he’s on!

    Reply
  7. .2m5 says

    March 21, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    i hate all rednecks and hicks they’re gross and very ugly…especially if they live in Orick…

    Reply
  8. luv4evaLeXiE says

    March 22, 2008 at 1:36 am

    HAHA!!! thats a good joke…

    Reply
  9. sb says

    March 23, 2008 at 11:25 am

    I will give this 5 out of 5

    Reply
  10. SANJAY PANWAR says

    March 24, 2008 at 2:09 am

    is it a joke or hard TRUTH ???????????

    Reply
  11. tyler says

    March 24, 2008 at 9:39 am

    that joke was one of the best

    Reply
  12. todd_sski says

    March 24, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Isn’t that the truth…….always looking for something better can get you nothing in return!

    Reply
  13. bob says

    March 24, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    hahaha nice

    Reply
  14. lesbian says

    March 25, 2008 at 12:31 am

    Cold hard fact for real!

    Reply
  15. Married wife says

    March 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    i think my husband Tony is all that and more i am very pleased

    Reply
  16. Swamp says

    March 26, 2008 at 1:21 am

    amen!

    Reply
  17. beba says

    March 30, 2008 at 2:10 am

    LOL WERD WE R BUT I LIKE DAT JOKE LMAO0

    Reply
  18. thailady says

    March 30, 2008 at 9:30 am

    good joke

    Reply
  19. amisha says

    April 7, 2008 at 1:15 am

    well nice one, but hey concerning mariage everyone will want the best pperson, with all tghe attributes……..loll

    Reply
  20. asdfasdf says

    April 7, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    i’m on the 4th floor and i married 2,2000,0000 women lol

    Reply
  21. Jack Meoff says

    April 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    are there any good jokes on this dam site, i mean really they suck

    Reply
  22. Datderkid says

    April 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    dam man that’s harsh

    Reply
  23. ibrahim says

    May 1, 2008 at 8:33 am

    good one really that good sit loll…

    Reply
  24. LOL GUY says

    May 2, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    i only made it to the fifth floor and my boner still didn’t go away

    Reply
  25. Jos22$ says

    May 20, 2008 at 12:13 am

    cash it in and bring it out nice one

    Reply
  26. sniff says

    May 20, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Lolz, i almost roflmao’d coz my feminist relative was reading this joke next to me.

    Reply
  27. bigboy says

    May 24, 2008 at 11:10 am

    PLEASE NOTE:
    To avoid sex discrimination charges, the stores owner has opened a new wives store across the road with the same rules.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second has wives that love sex, have lots of money and like beer.
    The third, fourth, fifth, and six floors have never been visited.

    Reply
  28. diswebsiteistehsuxorz says

    May 26, 2008 at 12:18 am

    i agree with jack this site blows ass

    Reply
  29. hatim sayed says

    June 8, 2008 at 2:22 am

    ha ha ha…… cruel information about women but still a funny joke though

    Reply
  30. mr.getalot says

    June 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    lol you all are in the crap store im in the rich peaples plaze were you can go up an down and im pleased even thoe i aint in the store im in shackin the back they at least like mezzzz i think

    Reply
  31. Dalton says

    June 9, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    eh. it sucked.

    Reply
  32. duddee says

    June 18, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    jack meoff.. grow up.. this is a funny joke, and if you dont like this site, then

    1. why did you leave a comment
    andd
    2. go to a different one if you have nothing better to do!

    Reply
  33. Siege says

    July 1, 2008 at 12:26 am

    hahahaha very true i bet you if that place was real all the women would end up on the 6th floor

    Reply
  34. kasha says

    July 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    wow…i would’ve stopped at least at the 3rd floor

    Reply
  35. me and you says

    July 16, 2008 at 2:15 am

    i will have jump down the building when i rread the post on the 6th floor!!!!!lol

    Reply
  36. gferdios says

    July 19, 2008 at 1:45 am

    Well, if you were to get married, wouldn’t you want all the greatest qualities of a person?

    Reply
  37. KillerPJ says

    July 19, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    LMAO….. nice one.. but true to every word!!! 😀

    Reply
  38. jayaprakash says

    July 25, 2008 at 6:05 am

    A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices.

    Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

    So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

    The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Reply
  39. Brattz says

    July 28, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Serous Kassa? I like ur Comment..that shows ur not too picky…nice lesson for u women

    Reply
  40. Brattz says

    July 28, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    i mean Kasha…lol

    Reply
  41. Linus... says

    August 5, 2008 at 8:36 am

    ohhhh……My floor is on 4th …So how I am going to convince on my floor…
    ..because they looking for another…But if I am confident enough to handle she will feel the ultimate happiness in my floor…Because its upto us…….

    Reply
  42. skato says

    August 10, 2008 at 7:30 am

    yeah thts partly true!

    Reply
  43. joel says

    August 23, 2008 at 9:41 am

    That was good. too good…..

    Reply
  44. JACCCKKKK says

    September 4, 2008 at 5:09 am

    Damn… I’m somewhere in the basement…
    I’m not even on floor one…
    Where do fat slobs with no jobs go? :3

    Reply
  45. Teopolina says

    October 2, 2008 at 6:17 am

    This is a good joke…………..
    But its to short…..
    It did nt evn end wth conclusion!

    Reply
  46. Sweetyfifi says

    October 3, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I just want a guy who’ good on de bed n loyal:p

    Reply
  47. bsword says

    November 2, 2008 at 4:45 am

    VERY TRUE!

    Reply
  48. Ashley says

    December 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    lmao x]]

    Reply
  49. Steve says

    March 8, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    now reverse this for guys buying a wife, first floor will sleep with you, no guy would go any high because they wouldnt risk losing that quality.

    Reply
  50. someone says

    April 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    if you were a beer drinking redneck slob, you’d be in the basement

    Reply
  51. Chris says

    May 24, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Rojik, you do have a floor…….. The basement……

    Reply
  52. melody says

    June 16, 2009 at 5:25 am

    this was really good

    Reply
  53. kuhle says

    August 20, 2009 at 7:02 am

    lol but dats true hey

    Reply
  54. crazyeez says

    August 21, 2009 at 7:31 am

    tis true

    Reply
  55. vaibhav goel says

    September 2, 2009 at 12:54 am

    yes it’s true that it is impossible to please a woman
    they are emotional fools

    Reply
  56. rimodoni says

    September 10, 2009 at 5:44 am

    thats true if only u let her know that u r not in the top floor! however if it is true its vice-vesa, don’t the men go for upper floors? so nothing to worry, its all the same.

    Reply
  57. Mark says

    September 10, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    A competitor opened open a wife shop across the street. The first floor has a sign that says “these women love sex.” No one has been to the second floor.

    Reply
  58. Team Z says

    September 11, 2009 at 2:50 am

    Mark thats great

    Reply
  59. lovedale says

    September 20, 2009 at 6:04 am

    cruel you do nt do that to women.and we aint hard to please we just think we deserve nothinh but greatness

    Reply
  60. hahjokes.com says

    September 21, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    wow you porchmonkeys

    Reply
  61. Joan says

    September 23, 2009 at 12:22 am

    hmmm, i wonder what else these women are looking for

    Reply
  62. Bob Marshall says

    September 23, 2009 at 12:58 am

    You have to go back to Adam&Eve. Even then she had to have that apple. Downhill for man from then on!

    Reply
  63. suffy says

    September 29, 2009 at 9:38 am

    so never go about boasting and bragging about you girl man for you never know i am on the floor jus above you!

    Reply
  64. . says

    November 3, 2009 at 10:21 am

    lol good 1 mark

    Reply
  65. Aye says

    January 31, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    women are most clever than u think

    Reply
  66. shasha says

    February 8, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    omG this is very funny, Mark would you shut your mouth if you have nothing to say, women shouldn’t be viewed as a sex object, they have so much than men to offer. think about your mother if you have a good one

    Reply
  67. Mark says

    February 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Sasha, you should stay off the internet when your PMSing. It’s a joke.

    Reply
  68. Ayane Yoshiko says

    February 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    wtf?! well, not all girls are hard to please. i’m not. haha.

    Reply
  69. cool says

    March 27, 2010 at 1:12 am

    Yeah man you are right

    Reply
  70. viki says

    April 1, 2010 at 6:09 am

    fabulous ,dnt have words

    Reply
  71. Roini says

    May 7, 2010 at 2:39 am

    so so right on target

    Reply
  72. Edward Black says

    May 11, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Owned!

    Reply
  73. kk says

    July 16, 2010 at 4:24 am

    Wat to go mark…And Shasha you got to grow up

    Reply
  74. Logan says

    August 1, 2010 at 11:53 am

    lololololololololol

    Reply
  75. fifth floor says

    August 2, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    so true! impossible to pls! well wat abt guys???

    Reply
  76. LALALA says

    August 7, 2010 at 9:32 am

    women are crazy men are crazy this world is crazy and so is God!

    Reply
  77. sarah =) says

    August 10, 2010 at 6:48 am

    hahaahaa! man i laughed!!!! =)

    Reply
  78. sihle s says

    August 12, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    it iz true women loves sex very mch, i hav experienced 1….

    Reply
  79. ~meep~ says

    August 13, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Wahaaaa! I am a woman, and I find it very funny….ladies, take a joke. Do you really have the time to waste your time on these basment boys, when you could be spending it on fifth floor guys. LOL. Forget them, kay?

    Reply
  80. yemmy says

    August 14, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool,

    Reply
  81. ryguy says

    August 16, 2010 at 12:50 am

    bob: hey john i just figured something out….

    John: what?

    bob: us guys suck at pleasing laties

    john: and that’s y we can never score

    Both : DAMNIT

    Reply
  82. judith.grometes says

    September 22, 2010 at 2:36 am

    wonderful story

    Reply
  83. Kennedy says

    November 5, 2010 at 2:45 am

    interesting indeed so…………

    Reply
  84. Michelle says

    December 11, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    Well come one girls let’s face it is so cruel but so truth and Mark good joke dude and truth one too lool

    Reply
  85. andi says

    May 14, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Mark only two problems with the first floor. Very few men could afford them and the floor had very little to choose from.

    Reply
  86. jon says

    August 15, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    lol faved this joke 7.5millionth visiter think there be more haha love this site chill on comments u on internet cant take a joke

    Reply
  87. xander says

    March 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    knew that was coming i would be on the 5 floor

    Reply
  88. Preshy says

    January 6, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    WOW…DAT WAZ NICE…..I i think most of the ladies includin me would go 4 the 5th floor

    Reply

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