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Or What?

May 13, 2009 by F&J Staff 119 Comments

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

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Comments

  1. Ryu says

    May 13, 2009 at 9:51 am

    lol

    Reply
  2. danineteen says

    May 13, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Laaaame.

    Reply
  3. JonasKiwi says

    May 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Haha. This is funny! =]

    Reply
  4. magizill says

    May 14, 2009 at 6:26 am

    hahahahahahaha >?*^< thats funny

    Reply
  5. Amanda says

    May 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

    haha : )

    Reply
  6. Miscellneous says

    May 15, 2009 at 5:31 am

    Lol Funny.

    Reply
  7. jahnavi says

    May 16, 2009 at 3:27 am

    lol

    Reply
  8. fd says

    May 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    OrWhat

    Reply
  9. f@#$%*&efds says

    May 18, 2009 at 9:07 am

    not funny

    Reply
  10. hvvreavreavbbgr5t says

    May 19, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    thats fu£%$ng s*!t

    Reply
  11. Sweetsam says

    May 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    So are we al gonna laugh or wat?….lollest

    Reply
  12. Kaitlyn says

    May 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    that is nasty

    Reply
  13. miasha says

    May 21, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    hahaahahaa! the doctor is too sick!!!lol…

    Reply
  14. zodwa says

    May 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    This woman is nasty

    Reply
  15. matthew says

    May 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    LOL YEA REALLY FUNNY!!!

    Reply
  16. brittany says

    May 25, 2009 at 8:58 am

    IT WAS DIFFERENT BUT FUNNY

    Reply
  17. Ulises says

    May 25, 2009 at 11:38 am

    OMG, that was funny or what? LOL

    Reply
  18. OMFG! says

    May 26, 2009 at 11:46 am

    ha ha that is funny..

    Reply
  19. hunty says

    May 26, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    that was the stupidest joke i’ve ever heard! id rather go to a baby comedy show than listen to that! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

    Reply
  20. katie says

    May 27, 2009 at 10:00 am

    haha freaken ha!

    Reply
  21. mr. ruin de fun says

    May 27, 2009 at 11:49 am

    totally predictable.

    Q. what do you get when you cross a keybourd, a site and a prick who doesn’t have brains to write a funny joke?

    A. or what?

    ha ha ha

    Reply
  22. xoashley18 says

    May 28, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    giv this joke a chance hahahahahah or what??????????????

    Reply
  23. vicky says

    May 29, 2009 at 1:50 am

    hahahha
    thats realy funny

    Reply
  24. Bruce says

    June 1, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Jus Kool

    Reply
  25. yaly says

    June 2, 2009 at 6:49 am

    i dont get it!!

    Reply
  26. sakshi says

    June 3, 2009 at 12:46 am

    hahaha! i deel pitty for the lady

    Reply
  27. sweety says

    June 3, 2009 at 7:26 am

    women was ryt…

    Reply
  28. Julz says

    June 3, 2009 at 11:36 am

    hahahhaha

    Reply
  29. miles says

    June 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    hehe. ill take an or what!! =]

    Reply
  30. Merve says

    June 5, 2009 at 2:51 am

    Or what…
    Not really funny.
    But Made me smile.

    Reply
  31. anjali says

    June 5, 2009 at 4:59 am

    boringgggggg

    Reply
  32. linda says

    June 7, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    it’s not funny

    Reply
  33. ifeanyi says

    June 11, 2009 at 3:21 am

    one thing about Lame joke is that. pple commenting on it makes it funny. now who is telling the joke is it..the pple commenting i mean us or the prick that cant tell a funny joke …….or what

    Reply
  34. Smile ly says

    June 11, 2009 at 9:30 am

    lmao . dumb.!

    Reply
  35. tink says

    June 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    hahaha…… totally funny woman…

    Reply
  36. Ifesi says

    June 14, 2009 at 9:11 am

    D only problem wit people is dat dey dont appreciate what people do any way i dont blame dem b/cos some of dem find it difficult 2 read it out

    Reply
  37. Woogster says

    June 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Read this joke before bedtime… Just wondering if my woman wants to go sleep now or what? 🙂

    Reply
  38. ocifrjeiunghctuiir000 says

    July 3, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    ya… Ifesi… and you dont know how to spell it out you crazy kid!

    Reply
  39. coolcat88 says

    July 12, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    your a bunch of gaylords

    Reply
  40. sis says

    July 17, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    THIS IS FUNNY

    Reply
  41. tsion sifue says

    July 23, 2009 at 4:00 am

    i have a bro who is a cab driver do u have the woman’s No? if she cares for a change

    Reply
  42. cu says

    August 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    that was totally funny

    Reply
  43. Prince A says

    August 25, 2009 at 9:42 am

    lolliest joke of da crappin year!!!!………..or what????

    Reply
  44. terriegunz says

    August 26, 2009 at 4:47 am

    or what

    Reply
  45. romerine60 says

    September 1, 2009 at 5:00 am

    hahaha…. that’s real funny…. or what!!!

    Reply
  46. koman90 says

    September 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Great 1

    Reply
  47. Patience says

    September 3, 2009 at 4:40 am

    OR WHAT

    Reply
  48. encounta42 says

    September 10, 2009 at 6:35 am

    now was that funny or what??

    Reply
  49. suffy says

    September 29, 2009 at 10:15 am

    shame poor lady
    she must be worn out by the end of evry week. really looking forward to a wk end. multi tasked lady

    Reply
  50. GLU says

    October 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Should i laugh..,or WHAT?

    Reply
  51. Mani says

    October 27, 2009 at 9:41 am

    really funny,I actualy laughed out loud at this one.

    Reply
  52. Mani says

    October 27, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Best part is that I was at my office 🙂

    Reply
  53. Sora says

    October 28, 2009 at 10:39 am

    my 10th grade marketing teacher saw this!! lmao!!

    Reply
  54. Tra says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Omg! Funny joke! But C’mon the the woman rest doc she probably ‘or what’ ur secratary! 😀

    Reply
  55. Tra says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:34 am

    woops i meant let her rest doc. ha silly me ! lol:-D hee hee. ah forget it.

    Reply
  56. lexalovesjordan says

    November 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    haaaaa;D

    ‘or what’ ?

    Reply
  57. billy says

    November 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    ohhh nooo that was not reallleeeeyyy funniieee whhhooo wrrriiittteeesss tttthhheeeaaassss????????????

    Reply
  58. swedy says

    November 8, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    ahahaha…ehh that was funny, really funny.

    Reply
  59. david says

    November 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    god are you people idiots this was hardly anything but funny

    Reply
  60. ava says

    November 22, 2009 at 10:04 am

    is that funny or what?

    Reply
  61. navalia says

    December 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    hahahahah, lolx tooooo much.. i wish i was the woman!!!!! i’d love to do ‘or what’ and nvr be tired of it!!!!!

    Reply
  62. aRACELY says

    December 2, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    this is so funny I told all my friendz at skool to look at it

    Reply
  63. dr.arachnophobia says

    December 3, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I didn’t understand it

    Reply
  64. meme says

    December 5, 2009 at 1:43 am

    “or what” hahaha

    Reply
  65. carolyn says

    December 5, 2009 at 8:05 am

    that wasnt fanny am soooooooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd

    Reply
  66. MARISSA says

    January 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    NOW DAT WAS FUNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BET ONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS WOULD SAY DAT IF THEY COULD GET IT!!!!!!!
    LMAO

    Reply
  67. Sukh Mee Peeb says

    January 14, 2010 at 5:50 am

    Well it was very durty mera naam peebstario che. I want chauding ur mum ear hole. Thank you CUM agen

    Reply
  68. Iranian.girl - Aye says

    February 3, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    or what? lol – tnx

    Reply
  69. KAY says

    February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am

    I pray dey dont kill dis woman

    Reply
  70. smart1 says

    February 7, 2010 at 1:06 am

    funny^^

    Reply
  71. delighlacutie21 says

    February 7, 2010 at 1:20 am

    i really didnt think that was funny. Sorry but im only a 6th grader so i guess it is a joke i wont understand to much until i get a lil older. But yeah

    Reply
  72. fart police says

    February 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    i dont get someone care to explain?

    Reply
  73. fart police says

    February 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    dont get it not that funny

    Reply
  74. Spiderman says

    March 3, 2010 at 2:39 am

    OK FART POLICE!, it is now obvios that u don get D joke!! i recommend that u stay OFF the InTERNET!!! ur a Redneck FAART POLICE!!

    Reply
  75. unbelievbly sexy says

    March 11, 2010 at 3:38 am

    lol that made me giggle…lol(again)

    Reply
  76. kenneth says

    March 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

    now thats realy funny.

    Reply
  77. kenneth says

    March 15, 2010 at 11:49 am

    now thats funny…………….

    Reply
  78. Darrianne says

    March 16, 2010 at 11:27 am

    This is bad, real naughty and i love it

    Reply
  79. raja jaria says

    March 23, 2010 at 11:25 am

    shall I comment “Or What”

    Reply
  80. Newc says

    April 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    How can you not get it? …. and why is a 6th grader clicking on the “dirty” joke link…. go back to your peace page.

    Reply
  81. Mike says

    May 3, 2010 at 10:07 am

    so how does the receipt of payment look lyke in the ‘or what’ option

    Reply
  82. klein says

    May 12, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    it isnt funny

    Reply
  83. Angel says

    June 1, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    IT WAS FUNNY!

    Reply
  84. jamila kadammanja says

    June 27, 2010 at 5:21 am

    its very funny

    Reply
  85. Me says

    June 30, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    This was pretty lame if you ask me.

    Reply
  86. bob says

    July 3, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    i havnt had sex yet and this joke makes me wanna have sex (:

    Reply
  87. candy says

    July 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    was it funny or what? lol…..smile

    Reply
  88. Anonymous says

    July 12, 2010 at 12:04 am

    This was really stupid. Marital unfaithfulness, hahaha. Yeah, real funny.

    Reply
  89. Newc says

    July 13, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Ya, what was the joke writer thinking? If you want clean jokes stay out of the dirty joke section.

    Reply
  90. zac says

    July 13, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    AHAHAHA!!!!….HELIRIOUS!!!

    Reply
  91. Nhel says

    July 16, 2010 at 3:50 am

    What a pervert doctor, ahahaha!

    Reply
  92. tingly says

    July 16, 2010 at 10:18 am

    lol so funnie didn’t think the doctor would say that 🙂 lovin dha story rotfl lmfao

    Reply
  93. mady says

    July 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    helarious…

    Reply
  94. NANDOEZ says

    July 22, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    now that is AYOBA(AWSOME)

    Reply
  95. Seyibravo says

    July 30, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Dis funny

    Reply
  96. JAD says

    July 31, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    girls was this funny “or what” lol

    Reply
  97. Jessie-Jane says

    August 2, 2010 at 2:34 am

    Lol u no the sadest part is taxi drivers realy do accept the or what option lol

    Reply
  98. trisha says

    August 3, 2010 at 4:30 am

    not funny at al

    Reply
  99. charlie says

    August 21, 2010 at 8:24 am

    dont get it, sum1 explain

    Reply
  100. cole moyo says

    August 27, 2010 at 5:35 am

    It’s really funny.

    Reply
  101. Cresepular says

    August 30, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Was this a good joke, or what? And, for all of you that don’t get it, the woman was soooo tired of the “or what?” thing, and then the doctor said it, making her even more peeved. And I think that the people who think that this is a bbad joke, just don’t get it and theyre too afraid to admit it and be embarrasd infront of litteraly tens of random people who they dont know over the internet! poor people…

    Reply
  102. ...? says

    August 31, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    wowz ^.^ funny

    Reply
  103. eli says

    September 1, 2010 at 6:05 am

    hey that was pretty cool

    Reply
  104. eli says

    September 1, 2010 at 6:06 am

    lollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  105. tatenda gowero says

    September 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    exellent joke

    Reply
  106. RoJo says

    September 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    frikin sux!

    Reply
  107. tony mare says

    September 20, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Gr8 joke en am telling it 2 ma frnds 2nyt
    Jst hope they heard it not b4

    Reply
  108. Unknown says

    October 3, 2010 at 10:34 am

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! pretty funny!

    Reply
  109. Mezza says

    November 13, 2010 at 6:05 am

    haha

    Reply
  110. ^^ says

    November 19, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Think what you want, it just was not funny.
    One more clumsy, predictable joke.

    Reply
  111. khalif says

    January 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    who ever wrote this is funny

    Reply
  112. Missy K says

    March 7, 2011 at 11:47 am

    haha not that funny really

    Reply
  113. raj says

    March 8, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    was this a good joke or what

    Reply
  114. Meow says

    June 17, 2011 at 10:50 am

    A g0od joke really. To ‘1628’ nice try,

    Reply
  115. zoe says

    August 8, 2011 at 9:45 am

    i bet she said or what again

    Reply
  116. Darren says

    August 24, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    This is a great joke! Actually this joke is quite popular in my country (Indonesia), broadcasted through Blackberry Messenger. Thanks to the writer for this funny joke! 😀

    Reply
  117. hank says

    September 27, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    I sent my gf ta the store fer smokes she came back with tobacco n rolling papers…l didn’t complain…made do…she sent me to the store fer tampons…l come back with toilet paper n cotton ballz figurin’ she could roll her own too…think she complained…???…

    Reply
  118. Ayele says

    December 30, 2011 at 11:53 am

    It is one of the best joke-i like it!

    Reply
  119. barnie says

    July 17, 2014 at 6:01 am

    (((Yawns long)))!! is that it or is there more dude.

    Reply

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