Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.
A bargain: something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?