Q: What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A: Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.
Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Q: There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A: The one on the range.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Right where you left it.
Q. What’s pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff.
Q. What’s blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says “Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”
Two muffins in the microwave, one of them says: “Man it’s hot in here!”
The other muffin exclaims, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”