Q: Whats green and smells of pork?
A: Kermits finger!
Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D’s?
A: In “a-rack”.
Q: Why don’t blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.
Q: What’s the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can fuck a pig.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
A: G-unit (gee you knit?)
Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a summer Olympic team?
A: All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father’s Day.
Q: Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
A: Because their pecker is on their head.