A little boy was riding his bicycle to school when a policeman stopped him.
“That’s a nice bicycle you’ve got there,” said the policeman. “Did Santa give it to you?”
“Yes,” replied the little boy.
“Next time, could you ask Santa to put a red reflector on the back, because I’m going to give you a ticket.”
The little looked at the policeman’s horse, and said:
“Nice horse, did Santa give it to you?”
The policeman laughed, and said:
“Then next time could you ask him to put the dick UNDER the horse instead of ON it.”