Johnny loved his new trainset. His mother could leave him for hours at a time while she did things around the house without him to bother her.
One day, while she was cooking dinner, she over heard Johnny. Every time the train would pass the station, she would hear him say “All those that want to get off, get the f*ck off, All of you that want to get on, get the f*ck on.”
Highly disturbed by this, she raced into the room where Johnny was playing. “Young man”, she said “march up to your room and think about what I’ve told you about that kind of language.”
So up to his room he goes.
Two hours later, he comes back down and sits down by his trainset. The train goes around a couple of times and he proceeds to say “All those who want to get off, get the f*ck off, all those who want to get on, get the f*ck on, and all those who are pissed off about the two hour delay, talk to the b*tch in the kitchen.