It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”
St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator….”
Haha thats good.
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
soooooooooooooo funny
oops! ……naked man you will die
dude that was funny
LOL now this is what i call a joke
HA! HA! HA! What a day
WOW THAT S FANTASTIC. CRAZY WORLD. HAHAHAHA
hahahaha my word that jst tops them all
This is the best one ive heard till now
That was an incredible joke.but what should a naked man be doing in a refrigerator?
Best joke in the world.I give it 10/10.A clever author.
love this joke, its wicked right im tired of typing bye x
lol wonder what the 4th guys story was lol
Hahahaha dat’s funny especially da refrigerator guy
really i enjoyed so much.
Oh my, I had to laugh at Preye’s comment from 14 December: “what should a naked man be doing in a refrigerator”?. That was almost as funny as the joke itself!
ROFL
it ws a grr8 joke dat wil mke mny ppl lol
Classic, not to many clever jokes flying about nowa days lol, this just puts the faith back into comedy!!!!
this was great, i aint heard a good joke like this in a long time. keep up the good work.
funny~~~
i dont get why the naked guy was in the fridge?? :]
he he he, its really one of the funniest joke i ever heard. great buddy !!
lol — specialy the last guy! how do u feel if u were him… naked in refrigerator!!!
But really poor second one!! What was he fault?wretched!
hahahh…nice one
very old joke, but one of the classics
bekar joke…….it is not gud
dude this was so funny!
Can’t help laughing!
St. Peter asked the 4th person about the day “she” died, and she responds “I was leaving my home and a refrigerator fell from the sky, it popped open and I saw my lover inside, dead and mangled, which caused me to faint, when I fainted my head hit the refrigerator handle and killed me.”
LMAO!! That was a great joke!! hehehe
hahahahhahahahahaha. Cheers me up.
to the people who dont get the naked man in the refrigerator… the 1st guy thought his wife was having affair. the naked man was the guy, who hid in the refrigerator when the 1st man came home
what was his wife having a threesome
This is extremely hilarious lo000lol
that’s a good one,i had a big tammy bt now i tell you the honest truth i have a 6 pek
Preye you aksed why is a man hiding in the refridgerator, he is hiding from the husband, and javonne no he was on the balcony above and fell down one, 🙂
Yeh this joke mad sick head nuh good.It sell off especially the ending.
Wow, i love this one!!
lawl soo i was naked, hiding in a refridgerator…
too funneh .!
🙂 lol i pity the 1 in the acreobatics lol
FACEBOOK for sure!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!
em…..okkieee….
tat didn really mak me laugh
EISH TOP JOKE LANI, IM SURE THERES BEEN MANY TRUE STORIES LIKE THAT BEFORE.LMFAO
men this is really funny
lolzzzzzz 😀 that’s the funniest joke ever… 😀
Perfect joke best joke yet
haa…haaa…..haaaa,,,,,!
he he he….boy that funny…..
haha That was a good one!! :]
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
I couldnt stop laughing
lol,Wow wow what a joke, u r on-top guys
nice joke!!
What a finest joke
Hilarious!!!!
nice joke….real funny!
this joke is hilarious, i love it!!!
Lol that was so funny that i couldn’t stop laughing even at home.
LOL best joke eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i wet myself i couldnt stop laughing!!!! XD
i love this joke…it’s so funny!!! :DDDD…can’t stop laughing!!! ^.^…
Lol Tha Woz To Funnyyy
OMFG ‘Imagne Me Naked In Fridge’ :P:L
certainly one of the best joke i ever heard.
So so Funny cracked me up at work so bad finally my boss had to come over to see what I was crying so hard and laughing about and she started too soon the whole shop was in on it dam good joke ;P
lol lol lol lol lol, thats all i can say..nice one!
Way To Good I nearly laughed my head off it nearly bursted!
lol
mane dat was halareus it brought a tear to me eye i culdnt stp laughn
too funny,cant imagine i’m laughin’ alone
it really really funny!!!
ami tor putki chudbo
ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPPIN FUNNY..CANT STOP CRYING!!!!!
yes! this is soooo funny! i just had to applaud it
I have heard this b4… but still very good.
bwahahahahahahahaha thatz golden
Guys!! that was something else,i cracked my ribs with laughter
Guys!! that was something else,i cracked my ribs with laughter!!
good,it made my day
wow, it was good an owesome I cudn’t stop loughn, thnx guyz u rock
got me chased out of the library………awesome
gggggreat joke
i can’t stop laughing xD
i was still in the bed!!! and i jumped frm the 27th floor to the ground for safety!!!
jst so……………gud.
this joke is pretty impressive
i relly like it i wish i can hear another one
damn, looks like the guy didnt like his left over and threw them out the window lol
nge nge nge!!!!!!! thats so funny ha ha ha or should i laugh ho ho ho
oh my im laughing at my best
THIS JOKE MAKE ME LAUGH ALONE,ITS KILLING ME,LMAO
LOL
FUNNY
breath taking
Nice one
WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D
hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,ih,hi,hi,hi
Nice
VVEERRYY
FFUUNNNNYY i likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it very mmmmuuuuuuuucchhhhhhhhh
so funny 🙂
not funny
That was a funny thing very interrestin
but it took my friend a while to realize why the man in the fridge was naked
send me
i loved it?:))))
lmao Very funny
omg that was awsome
It seems like all the guys have died aweful,except the one in the refrigirator-thats lekker!
even st.peter must have enjoyed this
that was really funny it brought tears to my eyes cause im in the libray and i cant make a sound 10 points!!!!!!!!
funny 1 rythr!
a day ago an ant said to elphant would you like to have sex with me
omg that was a funnnnnnnnny twist wow!!!!!!!
Very nice!
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. VERY FUNY. I HAVE TO POST THAT UP.
Now thats a classic!
ha ha ha… must be pretty hard explanation to do… St peter must have really enjoyed his version of the story.
omg i read this in the middle of my college biology class and i almost cried because it was so hard not to laugh
simply amazing
good one……..
HHA really funny dude
old
what a stupid joke ?
… though it sounds old., i can’t help but…. laugh out loud!!! haha nice one
Very Hilarious indeed. You made my day dude 🙂 .. laughed after long on a joke…!
hahaha lollll great didnt sound old to meh
LMAO! Does anyone have a “paint by numbers” instruction manual?
it’s very long and old
this lekker fo sho. i think th huz sld hv bn booted out of th pearly gates tho lol.
awesome.
OMG THS SHUD B RATED S THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TYM LMAOEST
lol lol, ayyyyy thats funny hey.
Dats ril funny,i op st Peter wnt judge in da sence. Vry creative of u.
yah guys u say truth ………………..it was awesome yaar ………i liked it very much ………….it was the funniest joke i have ever read………………….
that was just too funny,but its for those who can understand
very very funny.. awesome
loveed it never laugh at skool so hard at skool be4
wow i heard this joke before but diffrent less details
the was this guy hu realy lyk gls bt th problm is th he cant a proch or propos nd cose im veiry freindy i wrote wat he must say to tht gl nd wat i said iz tht”‘hai” nd he sad”no it me hu sappose to say tht” LOL
if u ddnt laugh mayb u dnt understand english or u were the guy in the fridge.ha!
OMG that was funny…
it was rd , i’ve heard betta doe ! : ) <3
omfg this is amazing y’all need to make more like this hahaha XD
thatis a dope joke
very cool and funny.nice job
Wow…what a cool story, but I want to know more about the story though…
i think the first man deserve to be in hell, since he killed an innocent person, this is really funny!!!!
Glad you folks like this one.
hahah funny
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Great joke indeed. Wish u could complete it. . .lol
wow u rocked me.i really laughed my lungs out.
ha ha ha nice jokes..
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!now thx just funnyyyy!!!!u made my day…………………..
Best ever read joe. Very lively and funny
am laughing so hard, am falling from ma chair
So funny!
funny
wacky theology, but still a good joke
i like chicken nuggets they taste like marmalade which is my second favorite food if u wouldcount that as a food it more like a spread but thats not the point point the point is that i forgot what i was going to say but now im gonna go and eat some chicken nuggts dipped in marmalade!!!!
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*Currently laughing like maddd!
ar men 5 star. Wipin tears out of my eyes right now
That’s funny
TT.TT crying in so laughter
so funny. i really love this.
Wonderful
OK picture this, I’m weeding some bushes in front of a tall apartment building . . .
I like that St. Peter doesn’t question this man’s rather insane strength, given that he pushed a refrigerator WITH ANOTHER MAN INSIDE over a balcony railing. Rage is the greatest power motivator, I s’ppose.
Old but good
This is driving me crazy! Can’t stop laughing.