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Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator….”

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  17. Oh my, I had to laugh at Preye’s comment from 14 December: “what should a naked man be doing in a refrigerator”?. That was almost as funny as the joke itself!

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  20. Classic, not to many clever jokes flying about nowa days lol, this just puts the faith back into comedy!!!!

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  25. lol — specialy the last guy! how do u feel if u were him… naked in refrigerator!!!
    But really poor second one!! What was he fault?wretched!

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  31. St. Peter asked the 4th person about the day “she” died, and she responds “I was leaving my home and a refrigerator fell from the sky, it popped open and I saw my lover inside, dead and mangled, which caused me to faint, when I fainted my head hit the refrigerator handle and killed me.”

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  33. hahahahhahahahahaha. Cheers me up.
    to the people who dont get the naked man in the refrigerator… the 1st guy thought his wife was having affair. the naked man was the guy, who hid in the refrigerator when the 1st man came home

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  37. Preye you aksed why is a man hiding in the refridgerator, he is hiding from the husband, and javonne no he was on the balcony above and fell down one, 🙂

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  64. So so Funny cracked me up at work so bad finally my boss had to come over to see what I was crying so hard and laughing about and she started too soon the whole shop was in on it dam good joke ;P

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  106. that was really funny it brought tears to my eyes cause im in the libray and i cant make a sound 10 points!!!!!!!!

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  113. ha ha ha… must be pretty hard explanation to do… St peter must have really enjoyed his version of the story.

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  114. omg i read this in the middle of my college biology class and i almost cried because it was so hard not to laugh
    simply amazing

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  128. yah guys u say truth ………………..it was awesome yaar ………i liked it very much ………….it was the funniest joke i have ever read………………….

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  133. the was this guy hu realy lyk gls bt th problm is th he cant a proch or propos nd cose im veiry freindy i wrote wat he must say to tht gl nd wat i said iz tht”‘hai” nd he sad”no it me hu sappose to say tht” LOL

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  141. i think the first man deserve to be in hell, since he killed an innocent person, this is really funny!!!!

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  153. i like chicken nuggets they taste like marmalade which is my second favorite food if u wouldcount that as a food it more like a spread but thats not the point point the point is that i forgot what i was going to say but now im gonna go and eat some chicken nuggts dipped in marmalade!!!!

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  162. I like that St. Peter doesn’t question this man’s rather insane strength, given that he pushed a refrigerator WITH ANOTHER MAN INSIDE over a balcony railing. Rage is the greatest power motivator, I s’ppose.

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