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You are here: Home / Jokes / Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

July 10, 2007 by F&J Staff 164 Comments

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator….”

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Comments

  1. Jenny says

    October 12, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    Haha thats good.

    Reply
  2. Bob says

    November 18, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    Reply
  3. random guy says

    January 11, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    soooooooooooooo funny

    Reply
  4. key.lord says

    September 2, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    oops! ……naked man you will die

    Reply
  5. sakura54 says

    September 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    dude that was funny

    Reply
  6. BLACKISH says

    September 16, 2008 at 5:53 am

    LOL now this is what i call a joke

    Reply
  7. lemon drop says

    September 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    HA! HA! HA! What a day

    Reply
  8. Tonniez says

    September 17, 2008 at 12:19 am

    WOW THAT S FANTASTIC. CRAZY WORLD. HAHAHAHA

    Reply
  9. sase says

    September 17, 2008 at 5:35 am

    hahahaha my word that jst tops them all

    Reply
  10. kalarios says

    September 18, 2008 at 6:53 am

    This is the best one ive heard till now

    Reply
  11. Preye says

    December 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    That was an incredible joke.but what should a naked man be doing in a refrigerator?

    Reply
  12. Sindhura says

    December 15, 2009 at 5:07 am

    Best joke in the world.I give it 10/10.A clever author.

    Reply
  13. katie says

    December 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    love this joke, its wicked right im tired of typing bye x

    Reply
  14. Anthony says

    December 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    lol wonder what the 4th guys story was lol

    Reply
  15. Rally says

    January 5, 2010 at 3:59 am

    Hahahaha dat’s funny especially da refrigerator guy

    Reply
  16. Naveen says

    January 6, 2010 at 2:38 am

    really i enjoyed so much.

    Reply
  17. Harrison says

    January 8, 2010 at 5:57 am

    Oh my, I had to laugh at Preye’s comment from 14 December: “what should a naked man be doing in a refrigerator”?. That was almost as funny as the joke itself!

    Reply
  18. JiBedEE hUntSmaN says

    January 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    ROFL

    Reply
  19. Sithandwa says

    January 12, 2010 at 6:23 am

    it ws a grr8 joke dat wil mke mny ppl lol

    Reply
  20. Fire Raider says

    January 13, 2010 at 4:35 am

    Classic, not to many clever jokes flying about nowa days lol, this just puts the faith back into comedy!!!!

    Reply
  21. destiny says

    January 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    this was great, i aint heard a good joke like this in a long time. keep up the good work.

    Reply
  22. risepanda says

    January 14, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    funny~~~

    Reply
  23. victors girl says

    January 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    i dont get why the naked guy was in the fridge?? :]

    Reply
  24. short jokes says

    February 2, 2010 at 5:54 am

    he he he, its really one of the funniest joke i ever heard. great buddy !!

    Reply
  25. Iranian.girl -Aye says

    February 3, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    lol — specialy the last guy! how do u feel if u were him… naked in refrigerator!!!
    But really poor second one!! What was he fault?wretched!

    Reply
  26. sam says

    February 5, 2010 at 10:43 am

    hahahh…nice one

    Reply
  27. mike says

    February 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    very old joke, but one of the classics

    Reply
  28. ADIT says

    February 8, 2010 at 8:09 am

    bekar joke…….it is not gud

    Reply
  29. Joeyyyy!! says

    February 9, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    dude this was so funny!

    Reply
  30. Andrew says

    February 10, 2010 at 8:36 am

    Can’t help laughing!

    Reply
  31. Chris says

    February 11, 2010 at 11:09 am

    St. Peter asked the 4th person about the day “she” died, and she responds “I was leaving my home and a refrigerator fell from the sky, it popped open and I saw my lover inside, dead and mangled, which caused me to faint, when I fainted my head hit the refrigerator handle and killed me.”

    Reply
  32. Kay says

    February 12, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    LMAO!! That was a great joke!! hehehe

    Reply
  33. Mark says

    February 14, 2010 at 8:00 am

    hahahahhahahahahaha. Cheers me up.
    to the people who dont get the naked man in the refrigerator… the 1st guy thought his wife was having affair. the naked man was the guy, who hid in the refrigerator when the 1st man came home

    Reply
  34. javonne says

    March 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    what was his wife having a threesome

    Reply
  35. Felix says

    March 3, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    This is extremely hilarious lo000lol

    Reply
  36. mogotsi says

    March 5, 2010 at 11:38 am

    that’s a good one,i had a big tammy bt now i tell you the honest truth i have a 6 pek

    Reply
  37. Luke says

    March 11, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Preye you aksed why is a man hiding in the refridgerator, he is hiding from the husband, and javonne no he was on the balcony above and fell down one, 🙂

    Reply
  38. Darrianne says

    March 16, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Yeh this joke mad sick head nuh good.It sell off especially the ending.

    Reply
  39. Arodd says

    March 18, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Wow, i love this one!!

    Reply
  40. staary.persoon says

    April 5, 2010 at 1:08 am

    lawl soo i was naked, hiding in a refridgerator…
    too funneh .!

    Reply
  41. julius khoo says

    April 9, 2010 at 4:00 am

    🙂 lol i pity the 1 in the acreobatics lol

    Reply
  42. allen says

    April 17, 2010 at 4:55 am

    FACEBOOK for sure!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

    Reply
  43. fantazi says

    April 17, 2010 at 5:27 am

    em…..okkieee….
    tat didn really mak me laugh

    Reply
  44. ASTON G says

    April 19, 2010 at 3:19 am

    EISH TOP JOKE LANI, IM SURE THERES BEEN MANY TRUE STORIES LIKE THAT BEFORE.LMFAO

    Reply
  45. bryan says

    April 22, 2010 at 4:03 am

    men this is really funny

    Reply
  46. Asha says

    April 22, 2010 at 7:35 am

    lolzzzzzz 😀 that’s the funniest joke ever… 😀

    Reply
  47. Abraham says

    April 24, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    Perfect joke best joke yet

    Reply
  48. anand says

    April 26, 2010 at 7:05 am

    haa…haaa…..haaaa,,,,,!

    Reply
  49. tinashe says

    April 26, 2010 at 7:16 am

    he he he….boy that funny…..

    Reply
  50. Jackie says

    April 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    haha That was a good one!! :]

    Reply
  51. Jhon says

    May 3, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

    Reply
  52. Carl Jhonson says

    May 3, 2010 at 8:50 am

    I couldnt stop laughing

    Reply
  53. Mawela Rabelani says

    May 3, 2010 at 11:35 am

    lol,Wow wow what a joke, u r on-top guys

    Reply
  54. alex says

    May 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    nice joke!!

    Reply
  55. The V says

    May 10, 2010 at 4:33 am

    What a finest joke

    Reply
  56. Dj says

    May 10, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Hilarious!!!!

    Reply
  57. krissy says

    May 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    nice joke….real funny!

    Reply
  58. Mackenzie says

    May 14, 2010 at 3:01 am

    this joke is hilarious, i love it!!!

    Reply
  59. Modu says

    May 17, 2010 at 7:42 am

    Lol that was so funny that i couldn’t stop laughing even at home.

    Reply
  60. CoD B34$+ says

    May 22, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    LOL best joke eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i wet myself i couldnt stop laughing!!!! XD

    Reply
  61. jenn says

    June 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    i love this joke…it’s so funny!!! :DDDD…can’t stop laughing!!! ^.^…

    Reply
  62. HabiiBa says

    June 4, 2010 at 7:11 am

    Lol Tha Woz To Funnyyy
    OMFG ‘Imagne Me Naked In Fridge’ :P:L

    Reply
  63. leon raffle says

    June 11, 2010 at 4:52 am

    certainly one of the best joke i ever heard.

    Reply
  64. Neal says

    June 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    So so Funny cracked me up at work so bad finally my boss had to come over to see what I was crying so hard and laughing about and she started too soon the whole shop was in on it dam good joke ;P

    Reply
  65. cressy says

    June 25, 2010 at 4:29 am

    lol lol lol lol lol, thats all i can say..nice one!

    Reply
  66. Pro Genius says

    June 27, 2010 at 12:49 am

    Way To Good I nearly laughed my head off it nearly bursted!
    lol

    Reply
  67. tevin topps says

    June 29, 2010 at 11:22 am

    mane dat was halareus it brought a tear to me eye i culdnt stp laughn

    Reply
  68. beckie says

    June 30, 2010 at 8:07 am

    too funny,cant imagine i’m laughin’ alone

    Reply
  69. Joe says

    July 3, 2010 at 4:38 am

    it really really funny!!!

    Reply
  70. MD Rafsun Jani says

    July 7, 2010 at 4:41 am

    ami tor putki chudbo

    Reply
  71. CARLY says

    July 9, 2010 at 12:34 am

    ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPPIN FUNNY..CANT STOP CRYING!!!!!

    Reply
  72. kendraaack says

    July 9, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    yes! this is soooo funny! i just had to applaud it

    Reply
  73. I says

    July 11, 2010 at 3:50 am

    I have heard this b4… but still very good.

    Reply
  74. mic says

    July 12, 2010 at 8:08 am

    bwahahahahahahahaha thatz golden

    Reply
  75. Johnson says

    July 13, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Guys!! that was something else,i cracked my ribs with laughter

    Reply
  76. Johnson says

    July 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Guys!! that was something else,i cracked my ribs with laughter!!

    Reply
  77. antonnette evans says

    July 14, 2010 at 9:16 am

    good,it made my day

    Reply
  78. Phira says

    July 26, 2010 at 3:29 am

    wow, it was good an owesome I cudn’t stop loughn, thnx guyz u rock

    Reply
  79. JUX says

    July 28, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    got me chased out of the library………awesome

    Reply
  80. celes55 says

    July 31, 2010 at 12:36 am

    gggggreat joke

    Reply
  81. Jeane says

    August 2, 2010 at 6:35 am

    i can’t stop laughing xD

    Reply
  82. 27th floor says

    August 2, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    i was still in the bed!!! and i jumped frm the 27th floor to the ground for safety!!!

    Reply
  83. sarah haruna says

    August 6, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    jst so……………gud.

    Reply
  84. thobela says

    August 15, 2010 at 7:56 am

    this joke is pretty impressive

    Reply
  85. thobela mzaca says

    August 15, 2010 at 7:57 am

    i relly like it i wish i can hear another one

    Reply
  86. ryguy says

    August 16, 2010 at 12:39 am

    damn, looks like the guy didnt like his left over and threw them out the window lol

    Reply
  87. Temiloluwa fayemi says

    August 20, 2010 at 5:41 am

    nge nge nge!!!!!!! thats so funny ha ha ha or should i laugh ho ho ho

    Reply
  88. sandesh says

    August 23, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    oh my im laughing at my best

    Reply
  89. jerome(jaro) says

    August 24, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    THIS JOKE MAKE ME LAUGH ALONE,ITS KILLING ME,LMAO

    Reply
  90. AA says

    August 25, 2010 at 8:16 am

    LOL
    FUNNY

    Reply
  91. ernest butau says

    August 27, 2010 at 3:21 am

    breath taking

    Reply
  92. giojahn says

    August 28, 2010 at 2:22 am

    Nice one

    Reply
  93. laila says

    August 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D

    Reply
  94. laila says

    August 29, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,ih,hi,hi,hi

    Reply
  95. Donald says

    September 9, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Nice

    Reply
  96. apoorva says

    September 14, 2010 at 11:59 am

    VVEERRYY
    FFUUNNNNYY i likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it very mmmmuuuuuuuucchhhhhhhhh

    Reply
  97. reggie says

    September 15, 2010 at 10:52 am

    so funny 🙂

    Reply
  98. philip says

    September 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    not funny

    Reply
  99. Shelby says

    September 21, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    That was a funny thing very interrestin
    but it took my friend a while to realize why the man in the fridge was naked

    Reply
  100. mahtab says

    September 22, 2010 at 5:59 am

    send me

    Reply
  101. alex says

    September 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    i loved it?:))))

    Reply
  102. LOST says

    September 24, 2010 at 11:15 am

    lmao Very funny

    Reply
  103. marie says

    September 30, 2010 at 9:47 am

    omg that was awsome

    Reply
  104. Sfiso says

    October 3, 2010 at 6:12 am

    It seems like all the guys have died aweful,except the one in the refrigirator-thats lekker!

    Reply
  105. kevan says

    October 22, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    even st.peter must have enjoyed this

    Reply
  106. jamilia says

    October 26, 2010 at 9:21 am

    that was really funny it brought tears to my eyes cause im in the libray and i cant make a sound 10 points!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  107. itse says

    October 27, 2010 at 10:17 am

    funny 1 rythr!

    Reply
  108. ronaldo says

    October 29, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    a day ago an ant said to elphant would you like to have sex with me

    Reply
  109. cupcake says

    November 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    omg that was a funnnnnnnnny twist wow!!!!!!!

    Reply
  110. Dr Rajendra says

    November 2, 2010 at 4:26 am

    Very nice!

    Reply
  111. nayRnay says

    November 2, 2010 at 7:48 am

    BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. VERY FUNY. I HAVE TO POST THAT UP.

    Reply
  112. LookingForGoodJokes says

    November 3, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Now thats a classic!

    Reply
  113. princeseye says

    November 10, 2010 at 6:15 am

    ha ha ha… must be pretty hard explanation to do… St peter must have really enjoyed his version of the story.

    Reply
  114. Monty says

    November 10, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    omg i read this in the middle of my college biology class and i almost cried because it was so hard not to laugh
    simply amazing

    Reply
  115. rahul says

    November 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    good one……..

    Reply
  116. :) says

    November 13, 2010 at 5:27 am

    HHA really funny dude

    Reply
  117. Lamb says

    November 15, 2010 at 7:15 am

    old

    Reply
  118. mrs. sable says

    November 20, 2010 at 8:23 am

    what a stupid joke ?

    Reply
  119. vico says

    November 27, 2010 at 7:56 am

    … though it sounds old., i can’t help but…. laugh out loud!!! haha nice one

    Reply
  120. Sonam says

    December 5, 2010 at 4:50 am

    Very Hilarious indeed. You made my day dude 🙂 .. laughed after long on a joke…!

    Reply
  121. bobbyjoe says

    December 5, 2010 at 11:25 am

    hahaha lollll great didnt sound old to meh

    Reply
  122. A. Roberts says

    December 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    LMAO! Does anyone have a “paint by numbers” instruction manual?

    Reply
  123. ryansw says

    December 11, 2010 at 10:50 am

    it’s very long and old

    Reply
  124. tonde4jc says

    December 12, 2010 at 6:11 am

    this lekker fo sho. i think th huz sld hv bn booted out of th pearly gates tho lol.
    awesome.

    Reply
  125. dash says

    December 17, 2010 at 9:17 am

    OMG THS SHUD B RATED S THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TYM LMAOEST

    Reply
  126. Qondisa says

    December 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    lol lol, ayyyyy thats funny hey.

    Reply
  127. Faith says

    December 29, 2010 at 6:18 am

    Dats ril funny,i op st Peter wnt judge in da sence. Vry creative of u.

    Reply
  128. ANGLE says

    December 29, 2010 at 8:24 am

    yah guys u say truth ………………..it was awesome yaar ………i liked it very much ………….it was the funniest joke i have ever read………………….

    Reply
  129. Bethuel says

    December 30, 2010 at 7:07 am

    that was just too funny,but its for those who can understand

    Reply
  130. joker darknight says

    December 31, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    very very funny.. awesome

    Reply
  131. subZero says

    January 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    loveed it never laugh at skool so hard at skool be4

    Reply
  132. Breanne' says

    January 10, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    wow i heard this joke before but diffrent less details

    Reply
  133. sifiso says

    February 1, 2011 at 8:37 am

    the was this guy hu realy lyk gls bt th problm is th he cant a proch or propos nd cose im veiry freindy i wrote wat he must say to tht gl nd wat i said iz tht”‘hai” nd he sad”no it me hu sappose to say tht” LOL

    Reply
  134. henry says

    February 2, 2011 at 4:23 am

    if u ddnt laugh mayb u dnt understand english or u were the guy in the fridge.ha!

    Reply
  135. UPFORLAUGHS says

    February 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    OMG that was funny…

    Reply
  136. renique says

    February 17, 2011 at 8:35 am

    it was rd , i’ve heard betta doe ! : ) <3

    Reply
  137. chesica lane:) says

    February 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    omfg this is amazing y’all need to make more like this hahaha XD

    Reply
  138. becky n and mum says

    February 19, 2011 at 3:56 am

    thatis a dope joke

    Reply
  139. shabi blessing r says

    February 20, 2011 at 11:15 am

    very cool and funny.nice job

    Reply
  140. Tyler says

    February 23, 2011 at 7:13 am

    Wow…what a cool story, but I want to know more about the story though…

    Reply
  141. Thabo Rapelego says

    March 1, 2011 at 3:40 am

    i think the first man deserve to be in hell, since he killed an innocent person, this is really funny!!!!

    Reply
  142. F&J Staff says

    March 4, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Glad you folks like this one.

    Reply
  143. Tom Matt says

    March 7, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    hahah funny

    Reply
  144. dafaeafeea says

    March 9, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    afeafaeaef

    Reply
  145. RealArsenalFan says

    March 11, 2011 at 3:03 am

    Great joke indeed. Wish u could complete it. . .lol

    Reply
  146. rumbie says

    March 11, 2011 at 6:54 am

    wow u rocked me.i really laughed my lungs out.

    Reply
  147. helen parnada says

    March 21, 2011 at 1:54 am

    ha ha ha nice jokes..

    Reply
  148. eric says

    March 22, 2011 at 10:55 am

    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha!!!!!now thx just funnyyyy!!!!u made my day…………………..

    Reply
  149. Adebowale adewale says

    March 26, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Best ever read joe. Very lively and funny

    Reply
  150. josiah says

    March 29, 2011 at 11:17 am

    am laughing so hard, am falling from ma chair

    Reply
  151. discount wedding dress says

    April 2, 2011 at 2:49 am

    So funny!

    Reply
  152. dsfg says

    April 20, 2011 at 2:52 am

    funny
    wacky theology, but still a good joke

    Reply
  153. chicken nugget lover says

    April 28, 2011 at 8:36 am

    i like chicken nuggets they taste like marmalade which is my second favorite food if u wouldcount that as a food it more like a spread but thats not the point point the point is that i forgot what i was going to say but now im gonna go and eat some chicken nuggts dipped in marmalade!!!!

    Reply
  154. Funny Men says

    May 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    find more jokes or fun humor at my blog!

    Reply
  155. Hehe~ :) says

    August 24, 2011 at 5:33 am

    *Currently laughing like maddd!

    Reply
  156. stoned says

    September 8, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    ar men 5 star. Wipin tears out of my eyes right now

    Reply
  157. Scot Mathis says

    October 18, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    That’s funny

    Reply
  158. leimari says

    November 9, 2011 at 2:13 am

    TT.TT crying in so laughter

    Reply
  159. darren rex darrel says

    December 10, 2011 at 6:38 am

    so funny. i really love this.

    Reply
  160. mayowa says

    December 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Wonderful

    Reply
  161. Astro Gremlin says

    January 4, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    OK picture this, I’m weeding some bushes in front of a tall apartment building . . .

    Reply
  162. M. Bird says

    January 5, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I like that St. Peter doesn’t question this man’s rather insane strength, given that he pushed a refrigerator WITH ANOTHER MAN INSIDE over a balcony railing. Rage is the greatest power motivator, I s’ppose.

    Reply
  163. HelenBack says

    July 22, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Old but good

    Reply
  164. Craig says

    February 27, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    This is driving me crazy! Can’t stop laughing.

    Reply

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