It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.
Next up on the tee, Jesus hits a really long drive right towards the very same water hazard. His ball came to rest dead center of the pond, hovering just over the surface of the water. Jesus casually walks out onto the pond, and chips it up onto the green within a couple feet of the flagstick.
Not impressed, the third guy steps up to the tee without taking any time and just randomly whacks at the ball. Rightfully so, the ball is hit with a nasty hook that clears the left OB markers and goes over a fence into oncoming traffic. It bounces off a truck’s windshield hitting a nearby tree, bounces onto the roof of the greenkeeper’s shed, back out onto the fairway and towards the same pond that Moses and Jesus hit. Before it gets wet, the ball ricochets off a small rock and bounces onto a lily pad on over the water when a bullfrog jumped up and ate the ball. Right at that moment, a bald eagle swoops down and grabs the frog, flying away. As it flew over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball right next to the flagstick, taking one bounce and landing in the cup for an astounding hole in one.
In disgust, Moses then turns to Jesus and says, “I hate playing with your Dad.”
Awesome! I did NOT see that coming! 😀
dudeeee….awesome!!
thas is brillianT!!
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooool!
oh poor flog, had to be sacrificial fog
ya repeated water in last paragraph, and its spelled “disgust” at the end, funny joke tho 🙂
Didn’t see that commin. Great joke!
Got it Sniff, thanks 🙂
Read before, never tired of it. excellent
Repeater!!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, man
😉 Good one!
The three poor fellows, they didn’t include me, I’m Jesus’s GRANDFATHER!
That was so funny. I did not see that coming. Loved it.
Lol nice one, I didn’t see it coming
didnt see it coming
wooo
Nice one. Really loved it.
wow. didnt see that coming. thought it was just some random guy
PERFECT!DATZ A GOOD ONE
Hey, I love being in any game the Jesus’ Dad plays, cause I know He’s always on my side.
Hee hee hee hee! nice one!
lolo lolo thas of the hook, i lv it.GODBLESS
LOL! Now that one was really funny! :)))
that’s nice one. very funny
Dat was cool,really enjoyed it
Loved it. Only Tiger could have topped that shot..lol…
Lol that was awesome keep up the good work.
that wasnt very funny
That was funny!
uh la sweet !
that was so funnie
wow caught me at the end didn’t you!
all the time reading i was trying to figure out the punch line,WOW I GOT PUNCHED INSTEAD, nice.
Dats a impressive n outstandin joke
I don’t get the moral of the joke please explain
I remembered the set up but not the joke thanks to numerous small strokes. I googled the setup and the joke was one of the answers. Thank you. and thank google too