Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius!
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have enough time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: Because they don’t stop and ask for directions!
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in!
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They were both intended for children, but men end up playing with them!
Q: Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock!
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It is sex with someone they love.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump womens legs at coctail parties!
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy!
Q: Why is a mans piss yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell whether he is coming or going!
Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Nobody knows since it never happens!
Q: A woman always has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!