NAVY
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
MARINE
M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential
ARMY
A ren’t R eady to be M arines Y et
US ARMY (Spelled backwards)
Y es R etarded A ss S igned U p
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Amr is missing the “M” Use it for “My”
ARMY… Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
thats right! cant think of anything bad for the air force huh? yet you can think of 2 things for the army! irony!
Disclaimer: The Air Force isn’t available to joke upon due to the fact everyone is at the golf course. Jokes wouldn’t be taken into consideration by the branch anyways.
Aint It Rough, Flying Over Real Combat Everyday.
Actual Intelligence Required, For Occupational Roles Considered Essential
OR change the E to Expensive (More accurate)
You mean the Chair Force? Don’t you guys go to Boot Camp online?
It’s chair force because they kick ass while sitting on their ass
Nobody wastes time
Making fun of the Air Force because they are less military the coast guard.
Hell the national guard is harder than the Air Force.
5 deployment and never saw an airman carry a weapon. The females make for a fun deployment though. Just go to the local coffee shop and there they are, just looking for actual men to show up.
another Marine one is My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Air Force (AF)
all we ever could come up with was
All Idiots Reserved For Our Recruiting so Come Enlist
ehhh weak right?
Damn weak…it’s dank…
A NAVY one would be, Need Any Vasiline Yet?
Another army would be….Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
Air Force: Aint’t In Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.
Air Force: Aint’t It Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.
USAF- Uncle Sams Aeronautical Fairies
USMC: Used Specifically for Missile Catching.
Coast Guard- Can On Accasion Stop Terrorist – Granted Under Averge Retarded Direction
Try to spell occasion
marine: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
USMC= Uncle Sams Misguided Children or Uncle Sams Misfit Children
aeronautical fairies, funny.
USMC uncle sams missile catchers
what about the special forces?
F**K SPECIAL FORCESSSSSS!!!!
This what happens when you get a hold of agent orange
Air force
just made it up
Anybody
Is
Retarded
For
Organized
Recon
Commanding
Elements
SAD= Standards And Discipline
USAF. U Suckers Are Fairies!
USAF: U Suckers Are Forgotten!!! or U Suckers are F***ed!!
N=Never
A=Again
V=Volunteer
Y=Youself
N=Not
A=A
V=Veteran
Y=Yet
AIR FORCE
Aint I Retarded For Openly Refusing College Education
THE BEST ONE IVE SEEN YET XD XD XD
Was stationed at Langley AFB, VA. Fort Eustis is nearby. On bathroom wall @ our pax terminal some one wrote: Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks
ARMY
Aint Really Marines Yet
Ask if Russia Misses You
Keep it comin, guys. Air Force has exactly the same physical standards that the Army does. So it has to be that you all are just jealous that the Air Force tends to take top tier folks. If you score below a 35 somehow on the ASVAB, you don’t get a waiver to join the Air Force. You know, like they do in the Marines and Army.
THEY DONT CALL IT THE CHAIR FORCE FOR NO REASON LOL. the Airforce will never be as good as the USMC or the US ARMY. All respect but the air forces casualty rate will never be as high or significant as that of those boys who spill their blood for that flag for months on end with little rest, meanwhile a US fighter jet flies overhead and fires a missile then flies away back to base to relax while the marine or soldier must stay patrolling and in that dangerous area until his deployment is up. Airforce may be smart but they will never have the balls to do what the USMC or army does on a DAILY BASIS. Not everyone is going to be a braniac or have the brains to be a pilot/ airman but someone is always going to be needed to get their hands dirty for the US , and until the day that pilots decide to grab a rifle and nearly 75 pounds of gear and go hike 10-15 miles through the desert, remember who does the real fighting. so Please remember “One team one fight”, we all hate ISIS, who gives a damn how we kill em’ ? The real fact is, that marines and soldiers are meant to fight and be the strongest and the fastest, while the airforce are meant to sit on their asses and be smart at their job.
Hooah. I thought it was funny she said they had the same physical requirements as the US ARMY.
Look up the airforces pararescue…just as demanding as the marines boot camp
You all are just very hypocritical about the airfice the armed forces shoot the s**t about other branches but they are all brothers join the armed forces you’ll see
That’s one mos in the air force versus all the demanding mos’s in the USMC and US Army
Air Force doesn’t have MOS. They have AFSC (Air Force Specialty Code)
We may give each other sh*t…but mess with one branch and you deal with us all!
Woow someone’s butt hurt.
Marines are better…air force don’t want there 8billion dollar jets crashed
No but seriously if any one branch were nonexistent the USA would be a failed country… Its takes team work to get a mission done
Airforce has high standards but that’s to get in once you get in it easier marines have hell weak
The USMC do not have Hell “Weak”! You are confusing a branch with a tier 2 special operations unit. Also, 90% of the jobs in the Marines are POG jobs. The thing that makes the Marines superior is not just boot camp, or the fact that everyone chooses 03xx. It is that we are the first to fight! Semper Fidelis, and OOHRAH!
Marine Forever: I served 23 years in USAF (aircraft maintenance). Many of my best “war stories” involved USMC air- and ground crews. You guys are nuts but I truly loved working with you guys!!!
The Airforce does not have the same standards! Lol
Obviously butt hurt that your branch is full of cowards. You take offense to some good clean fun and jokes because you just have no sense of humor and feel the need to defend your branch because none of you showed up after 9/11 went down and we still haven’t gotten much from your branch since. Cowards! Lmao
You must be pretty brave to call other military members cowards online. Especially five years after the original poster.
Don’t forget the air-conditioned tents, footlockers, and beds the AF get in the “training excercise”. And the extra pay they receive for having to tarnish the silver spoons up there as when station Army and Marine bases, Fob’s, and Cop’s. JS.
Lol
NAVY
NEED
ANY
VASELINE
YET
Coast Guard…can on occasion stop terrorism granted u received directions
You forgot about the A, dumbass!
Usually
Stuck
Counting
Goats
thats US Coast Guard
US Coast Guard- Uncle Sams Canoe Group
Misguided
Army
Recruit
In
Need of
Experience
Seriously!
Uncle
Sam
Ain’t
Released
Me
Yet
USAF
U Stupid Ass F*cktard
Marine stands for
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
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Air Force
Ain’t it rough flying over real combat everyday
Morons And Retards Incorporated Naval Enterprises
Mostly
Army
Rejects
In
Need of
Extra
Support
Uncle
Sam
Ain’t
Released
Me
Yet
AIRFORCE
Avoiding
Intentional
Real
Fights
Or
Relaxing
Comfortably
Everywhere
Morons Against Reasoning In Normal Everyday Situations
I saw this on a navy Corpsman wall. It was my favorite.
USMC
U
Suckers
Missed
Christmas
USMC
Uncle
Sam’s
Moving
Company/Club
I’m a little late to service bashing. I’ve been around people from all branches of service. Which is why I chose to be in the Air Force. I could’ve followed my family and joined the Navy or Coast Guard; but who wants to be on boat full of men for 6 months at a time? I thought about being a Marine, but most of the WMs are cruel and usually brutal. Then there’s the Army… Ugly women. So I chose the Air Force because I wanted a woman who could actually hold an intelligent conversation who wasn’t secretly planning how to kill me.