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Military Acronyms

June 21, 2007 by F&J Staff 76 Comments

NAVY
N
ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself

MARINE
M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential

ARMY
A ren’t R eady to be M arines Y et

US ARMY (Spelled backwards)
Y es R etarded A ss S igned U p

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Comments

  1. Goblin Punch says

    April 18, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Amr is missing the “M” Use it for “My”

    Reply
  2. SyntheticMedic says

    October 29, 2008 at 3:59 am

    ARMY… Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday

    Reply
  3. us airman says

    May 8, 2009 at 4:57 am

    thats right! cant think of anything bad for the air force huh? yet you can think of 2 things for the army! irony!

    Reply
    • US Navy Vet says

      May 13, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      Disclaimer: The Air Force isn’t available to joke upon due to the fact everyone is at the golf course. Jokes wouldn’t be taken into consideration by the branch anyways.

      Reply
    • USAFTSgt says

      July 6, 2017 at 1:23 pm

      Aint It Rough, Flying Over Real Combat Everyday.

      Reply
      • ChairForceeInProgress says

        September 3, 2019 at 9:05 pm

        Actual Intelligence Required, For Occupational Roles Considered Essential

        Reply
        • ChairForceeInProgress says

          September 3, 2019 at 9:07 pm

          OR change the E to Expensive (More accurate)

          Reply
    • LupDawg says

      July 17, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      You mean the Chair Force? Don’t you guys go to Boot Camp online?

      Reply
      • Anon says

        June 10, 2019 at 1:52 pm

        It’s chair force because they kick ass while sitting on their ass

        Reply
        • Adam Haley says

          March 14, 2020 at 9:24 pm

          Nobody wastes time
          Making fun of the Air Force because they are less military the coast guard.
          Hell the national guard is harder than the Air Force.
          5 deployment and never saw an airman carry a weapon. The females make for a fun deployment though. Just go to the local coffee shop and there they are, just looking for actual men to show up.

          Reply
  4. Capt Stu says

    June 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    another Marine one is My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

    Reply
  5. PFC K.D says

    October 15, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Air Force (AF)

    all we ever could come up with was
    All Idiots Reserved For Our Recruiting so Come Enlist
    ehhh weak right?

    Reply
    • JayWhySD says

      October 23, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      Damn weak…it’s dank…

      Reply
  6. USAF linguist says

    October 22, 2009 at 8:57 am

    A NAVY one would be, Need Any Vasiline Yet?

    Reply
  7. Michael says

    March 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Another army would be….Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday

    Reply
  8. PFC says

    April 30, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Air Force: Aint’t In Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.

    Reply
  9. PFC says

    April 30, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Air Force: Aint’t It Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.

    Reply
  10. Muranduhh says

    June 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    USAF- Uncle Sams Aeronautical Fairies

    Reply
  11. Juice says

    September 20, 2010 at 12:58 am

    USMC: Used Specifically for Missile Catching.

    Reply
  12. SGT Foster says

    December 28, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    Coast Guard- Can On Accasion Stop Terrorist – Granted Under Averge Retarded Direction

    Reply
    • Military brat says

      November 11, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Try to spell occasion

      Reply
  13. Sam says

    January 6, 2011 at 11:17 am

    marine: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected

    Reply
  14. PFC Rayas says

    January 10, 2011 at 9:55 am

    USMC= Uncle Sams Misguided Children or Uncle Sams Misfit Children

    Reply
  15. Sam says

    January 26, 2011 at 9:12 am

    aeronautical fairies, funny.

    Reply
  16. Sam says

    January 27, 2011 at 11:34 am

    USMC uncle sams missile catchers

    Reply
  17. Sam says

    February 2, 2011 at 11:14 am

    what about the special forces?

    Reply
    • Ranger That says

      June 27, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      F**K SPECIAL FORCESSSSSS!!!!

      Reply
      • Bravo says

        January 26, 2019 at 3:50 pm

        This what happens when you get a hold of agent orange

        Reply
  18. PFC F says

    April 2, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Air force
    just made it up

    Anybody
    Is
    Retarded
    For
    Organized
    Recon
    Commanding
    Elements

    Reply
  19. skittles says

    June 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    SAD= Standards And Discipline

    Reply
  20. Dan says

    July 1, 2011 at 2:45 am

    USAF. U Suckers Are Fairies!

    Reply
  21. MP says

    November 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    USAF: U Suckers Are Forgotten!!! or U Suckers are F***ed!!

    Reply
  22. Russ says

    January 26, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    N=Never
    A=Again
    V=Volunteer
    Y=Youself

    Reply
    • Anon says

      June 10, 2019 at 1:59 pm

      N=Not
      A=A
      V=Veteran
      Y=Yet

      Reply
  23. Choklat Thunda says

    June 26, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    AIR FORCE
    Aint I Retarded For Openly Refusing College Education

    Reply
    • Hannan says

      January 22, 2019 at 10:30 am

      THE BEST ONE IVE SEEN YET XD XD XD

      Reply
    • AF Crew Chief says

      June 26, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      Was stationed at Langley AFB, VA. Fort Eustis is nearby. On bathroom wall @ our pax terminal some one wrote: Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks

      Reply
  24. Choklat Thunda says

    June 26, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    ARMY
    Aint Really Marines Yet
    Ask if Russia Misses You

    Reply
  25. Katie says

    April 26, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Keep it comin, guys. Air Force has exactly the same physical standards that the Army does. So it has to be that you all are just jealous that the Air Force tends to take top tier folks. If you score below a 35 somehow on the ASVAB, you don’t get a waiver to join the Air Force. You know, like they do in the Marines and Army.

    Reply
    • U NCLE S AMS M ACHO C HILD says

      January 17, 2017 at 8:47 am

      THEY DONT CALL IT THE CHAIR FORCE FOR NO REASON LOL. the Airforce will never be as good as the USMC or the US ARMY. All respect but the air forces casualty rate will never be as high or significant as that of those boys who spill their blood for that flag for months on end with little rest, meanwhile a US fighter jet flies overhead and fires a missile then flies away back to base to relax while the marine or soldier must stay patrolling and in that dangerous area until his deployment is up. Airforce may be smart but they will never have the balls to do what the USMC or army does on a DAILY BASIS. Not everyone is going to be a braniac or have the brains to be a pilot/ airman but someone is always going to be needed to get their hands dirty for the US , and until the day that pilots decide to grab a rifle and nearly 75 pounds of gear and go hike 10-15 miles through the desert, remember who does the real fighting. so Please remember “One team one fight”, we all hate ISIS, who gives a damn how we kill em’ ? The real fact is, that marines and soldiers are meant to fight and be the strongest and the fastest, while the airforce are meant to sit on their asses and be smart at their job.

      Reply
      • SGT. Mitchell says

        February 1, 2017 at 4:47 pm

        Hooah. I thought it was funny she said they had the same physical requirements as the US ARMY.

        Reply
      • Marine forever says

        June 12, 2017 at 12:15 am

        Look up the airforces pararescue…just as demanding as the marines boot camp

        You all are just very hypocritical about the airfice the armed forces shoot the s**t about other branches but they are all brothers join the armed forces you’ll see

        Reply
        • Isaac Daniel says

          September 24, 2017 at 9:25 pm

          That’s one mos in the air force versus all the demanding mos’s in the USMC and US Army

          Reply
          • Cameron Romo says

            October 15, 2018 at 11:26 am

            Air Force doesn’t have MOS. They have AFSC (Air Force Specialty Code)

        • Steve Bankston says

          April 23, 2018 at 2:43 pm

          We may give each other sh*t…but mess with one branch and you deal with us all!

          Reply
    • Richard Helton says

      June 8, 2017 at 9:11 pm

      Woow someone’s butt hurt.

      Reply
    • Marine forever says

      June 12, 2017 at 12:09 am

      Marines are better…air force don’t want there 8billion dollar jets crashed

      No but seriously if any one branch were nonexistent the USA would be a failed country… Its takes team work to get a mission done

      Airforce has high standards but that’s to get in once you get in it easier marines have hell weak

      Reply
      • NoUsernams says

        January 21, 2018 at 2:27 am

        The USMC do not have Hell “Weak”! You are confusing a branch with a tier 2 special operations unit. Also, 90% of the jobs in the Marines are POG jobs. The thing that makes the Marines superior is not just boot camp, or the fact that everyone chooses 03xx. It is that we are the first to fight! Semper Fidelis, and OOHRAH!

        Reply
      • AF Crew Chief says

        June 26, 2019 at 3:54 pm

        Marine Forever: I served 23 years in USAF (aircraft maintenance). Many of my best “war stories” involved USMC air- and ground crews. You guys are nuts but I truly loved working with you guys!!!

        Reply
    • Malone says

      September 17, 2017 at 2:33 pm

      The Airforce does not have the same standards! Lol

      Reply
    • RedRipper says

      February 7, 2018 at 2:57 pm

      Obviously butt hurt that your branch is full of cowards. You take offense to some good clean fun and jokes because you just have no sense of humor and feel the need to defend your branch because none of you showed up after 9/11 went down and we still haven’t gotten much from your branch since. Cowards! Lmao

      Reply
      • Mark says

        March 9, 2018 at 12:36 pm

        You must be pretty brave to call other military members cowards online. Especially five years after the original poster.

        Reply
    • CavScout85 says

      February 10, 2019 at 1:16 am

      Don’t forget the air-conditioned tents, footlockers, and beds the AF get in the “training excercise”. And the extra pay they receive for having to tarnish the silver spoons up there as when station Army and Marine bases, Fob’s, and Cop’s. JS.
      Lol

      Reply
      • jv says

        November 24, 2020 at 10:31 pm

        Don’t forget cable TV too. Also two to a room is over crowding, lol

        Reply
  26. Cpl Garcia says

    May 23, 2014 at 12:30 am

    NAVY

    NEED
    ANY
    VASELINE
    YET

    Reply
  27. katelynn radford says

    June 25, 2016 at 9:35 am

    Coast Guard…can on occasion stop terrorism granted u received directions

    Reply
    • Josh Jensen says

      November 4, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      You forgot about the A, dumbass!

      Reply
  28. Cameron USArmy E4 says

    April 11, 2017 at 10:53 am

    Usually
    Stuck
    Counting
    Goats

    Reply
    • Cameron USArmy E4 says

      April 11, 2017 at 10:53 am

      thats US Coast Guard

      Reply
  29. Del says

    June 11, 2017 at 9:52 am

    US Coast Guard- Uncle Sams Canoe Group

    Reply
  30. Proud Army Vet says

    July 14, 2017 at 11:31 am

    Misguided
    Army
    Recruit
    In
    Need of
    Experience
    Seriously!

    Reply
  31. Army says

    September 27, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Uncle
    Sam
    Ain’t
    Released
    Me
    Yet

    Reply
  32. RedRipper says

    February 7, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    USAF
    U Stupid Ass F*cktard

    Reply
  33. marine lol says

    April 2, 2018 at 10:43 am

    Marine stands for

    My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

    Reply
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    April 9, 2018 at 4:32 am

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    Reply
  35. Trapper McGruder says

    July 6, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Air Force

    Ain’t it rough flying over real combat everyday

    Reply
  36. Loopy says

    August 2, 2018 at 7:32 am

    Morons And Retards Incorporated Naval Enterprises

    Reply
  37. Chris says

    August 18, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    Mostly
    Army
    Rejects
    In
    Need of
    Extra
    Support

    Reply
  38. Chris says

    August 20, 2018 at 7:23 am

    Uncle
    Sam
    Ain’t
    Released
    Me
    Yet

    Reply
  39. Pops says

    September 3, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    AIRFORCE

    Avoiding
    Intentional
    Real
    Fights
    Or
    Relaxing
    Comfortably
    Everywhere

    Reply
  40. Nick says

    October 17, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Morons Against Reasoning In Normal Everyday Situations

    I saw this on a navy Corpsman wall. It was my favorite.

    Reply
  41. Marine Brinkley says

    April 9, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    USMC

    U
    Suckers
    Missed
    Christmas

    Reply
  42. Marine Brinkley says

    April 9, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    USMC

    Uncle
    Sam’s
    Moving
    Company/Club

    Reply
  43. KillerCowboy74 says

    July 1, 2020 at 9:47 am

    I’m a little late to service bashing. I’ve been around people from all branches of service. Which is why I chose to be in the Air Force. I could’ve followed my family and joined the Navy or Coast Guard; but who wants to be on boat full of men for 6 months at a time? I thought about being a Marine, but most of the WMs are cruel and usually brutal. Then there’s the Army… Ugly women. So I chose the Air Force because I wanted a woman who could actually hold an intelligent conversation who wasn’t secretly planning how to kill me.

    Reply
  44. Party_Late says

    September 28, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    USMC

    U
    Suckers
    Missed
    Christmas !

    Reply
  45. Al says

    December 2, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Uncle Sam’s Moldy Crotch

    Reply

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