NAVY
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
MARINE
M uscles A re R equired I ntelligence N ot E ssential
ARMY
A ren’t R eady to be M arines Y et
US ARMY (Spelled backwards)
Y es R etarded A ss S igned U p
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Amr is missing the “M” Use it for “My”
ARMY… Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
thats right! cant think of anything bad for the air force huh? yet you can think of 2 things for the army! irony!
Disclaimer: The Air Force isn’t available to joke upon due to the fact everyone is at the golf course. Jokes wouldn’t be taken into consideration by the branch anyways.
another Marine one is My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Air Force (AF)
all we ever could come up with was
All Idiots Reserved For Our Recruiting so Come Enlist
ehhh weak right?
A NAVY one would be, Need Any Vasiline Yet?
Another army would be….Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
Air Force: Aint’t In Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.
Air Force: Aint’t It Real Freakin Outstanding Retards Can Enlist.
USAF- Uncle Sams Aeronautical Fairies
USMC: Used Specifically for Missile Catching.
Coast Guard- Can On Accasion Stop Terrorist – Granted Under Averge Retarded Direction
marine: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
USMC= Uncle Sams Misguided Children or Uncle Sams Misfit Children
aeronautical fairies, funny.
USMC uncle sams missile catchers
what about the special forces?
Air force
just made it up
Anybody
Is
Retarded
For
Organized
Recon
Commanding
Elements
SAD= Standards And Discipline
USAF. U Suckers Are Fairies!
USAF: U Suckers Are Forgotten!!! or U Suckers are F***ed!!
N=Never
A=Again
V=Volunteer
Y=Youself
AIR FORCE
Aint I Retarded For Openly Refusing College Education
ARMY
Aint Really Marines Yet
Ask if Russia Misses You
Keep it comin, guys. Air Force has exactly the same physical standards that the Army does. So it has to be that you all are just jealous that the Air Force tends to take top tier folks. If you score below a 35 somehow on the ASVAB, you don’t get a waiver to join the Air Force. You know, like they do in the Marines and Army.
THEY DONT CALL IT THE CHAIR FORCE FOR NO REASON LOL. the Airforce will never be as good as the USMC or the US ARMY. All respect but the air forces casualty rate will never be as high or significant as that of those boys who spill their blood for that flag for months on end with little rest, meanwhile a US fighter jet flies overhead and fires a missile then flies away back to base to relax while the marine or soldier must stay patrolling and in that dangerous area until his deployment is up. Airforce may be smart but they will never have the balls to do what the USMC or army does on a DAILY BASIS. Not everyone is going to be a braniac or have the brains to be a pilot/ airman but someone is always going to be needed to get their hands dirty for the US , and until the day that pilots decide to grab a rifle and nearly 75 pounds of gear and go hike 10-15 miles through the desert, remember who does the real fighting. so Please remember “One team one fight”, we all hate ISIS, who gives a damn how we kill em’ ? The real fact is, that marines and soldiers are meant to fight and be the strongest and the fastest, while the airforce are meant to sit on their asses and be smart at their job.
Hooah. I thought it was funny she said they had the same physical requirements as the US ARMY.
Look up the airforces pararescue…just as demanding as the marines boot camp
You all are just very hypocritical about the airfice the armed forces shoot the s**t about other branches but they are all brothers join the armed forces you’ll see
Woow someone’s butt hurt.
Marines are better…air force don’t want there 8billion dollar jets crashed
No but seriously if any one branch were nonexistent the USA would be a failed country… Its takes team work to get a mission done
Airforce has high standards but that’s to get in once you get in it easier marines have hell weak
NAVY
NEED
ANY
VASELINE
YET
Coast Guard…can on occasion stop terrorism granted u received directions
Usually
Stuck
Counting
Goats
thats US Coast Guard
US Coast Guard- Uncle Sams Canoe Group