At school one day, Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to use the word “contagious” in a sentence…
Cindy raises her hand. “Yes, Cindy?” She answers, “I was at the dentist’s office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.”
“Very good, Cindy!” the teacher said, “Anyone else want to try?” Samantha raises her hand. “Yes, Samantha?” She answers, “My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He says yawning is contagious.”
“Excellent work, Samantha! Very creative,” the teacher praises. “Okay, one more volunteer.” Little Johnny raises his hand. “Yes, Johnny?”
“Well,” he says, “I was helping my dad in the yard last week, and we saw the neighbor painting his house. He was using a small brush, so I asked my dad, ‘Daddy, why is he using such a small brush?’ and he says, ‘I don’t know son, but it’s gonna take that contagious.'”
*editor’s note: for those that don’t get it… sound it out in two syllables.
WOOHOO FIRST COMMENT. I still don’t get it even after the editors note
its “c#nt ages”
lol i get it
thats awesome..
i dont get it. who dus get it???
dhat joke was soooo effn lame . why df would you even make it ? df wronq wivff yahh ?
dhis was sooo very weak and youu danq sure know it !
your joke was ohh so weak . and you know it
haha , dhis was wack !
# rns !
Im so Confused that was pretty wierd someone explane to me how that was funny!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT YA’LL NEED TO STOP HATING.
they could at the very least get the gender uff ze painter right, then it MIGHT BE funneee?
i get it bekuz they ssaid use the word contagious and contagious means that it spreads and his daddy was calling the next door neighbor a dummy for using a small brush
Aaaah… gonna take that c*nt ages…
This joke is not gender specific at all but you really need to read the end like 3 times before you fully understand, but what it’s saying is that the neighbor will take forever or ages to paint his house, and he doesn’t like his neighbor because he calls him a c.u.n.t. What the man says to his son is ‘I don’t know son, but it’s gonna take that c.u.n.t ages” which the boy mistakens for contagious
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The neighbor should’ve been a ‘she’ in the joke and not a ‘he’
You can be a bloke and be a cu*t. In fact most of the time I am calling a guy a fu@king cu*t because they can take it