A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.
The professor tells the class “In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor – the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.”
For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow’s butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just standthere, paralyzed at what they see. “Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you,” the professor says.
Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson… “Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow’s butt, and I sucked on my index finger… Now, learn to pay attention.”
The moral: Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid.
sick,not that funny,but made me smile a little
Funny…yeah class is dumb for really doing it
EEWWW
Funny n humarus…Feeling lucky 4 being absent to my 1st Practical…Oops
yuck but sort of funny i will pay attention when i do mi 1st practical
yuck
omg imagine if you were in that class! made me cringe though!
That was hilarious!!!! it was pretty nasty though too i mean NO ONE paid attention thats just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noone said it was the whole class that didnt pay attention.
If my teacher told me to do that, i would be soo scared
lol but thats kinda funny-gross-but funny.
Can u image if ur teacher told u to do that???
that’s a good lesson for not paying attention
yucks!!
disgusting!!
anyway, this is funny story which have morality..
that is too long!!!……bots!!!
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and the best time to watch all saints is when you’re sitting by the fireplace with a cup of tea and a good book, and you’re not paying any attention at all because all saints is suck a crap show…
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i dont get it there were so stupid for that!!!!!!!!!! (ewo) but dry in a funny way back @ u$$$$$$$$$
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that’s terrible! and yet I still laughed!
yuck that is sick but funny at the same time
ewwwwwwww its nasty but rlly funny at the same time poor students
haha nice
DUDE THATS SO SICK N I DONT PAY ATTENTION…SO I PROBALY WULDDA DONE THE SAME…HAHAHA
lol…
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OMG that is sick but very funny at the same time lol
awwwwwwwwwsm
Hahahaha. I am now a vet. My teacher made my class do that on our first day . I was the only one in my class who paid any attention … He stuck his index finger up a pigs butt and put his middle finger in his mouth. After I was done, he awarded me for being the only one who was paying any attention (: I was hated by most people afterwards ! & I think all the other people gave up … It took 7 years to finish the course I took (: but of course it was worth it
Never pay school fees,but pay attention.
haha lol This reminds me of phoebe
i loved, it, in a gross, twisted way. (not the way your probably thinking!!) 🙂
i loved it in a weird way, it’s definently funny!
Can’t find source attributing the “moral” of this story as having been originated by John Wayne. Can anyone help?
I had a similar event in High School more years ago than I care to admit. I never forgot it. My Science teacher held a vial labelled “Urea Salt” and he said it had been distilled from human urine. He proceeded to wet his finger, dip it in the vial, then lick his finger. He then challenged anyone else to do it. A lad of my slight acquaintance [not the sharpest pencil in the box!] took up the gauntlet and dipped in his wetted finger. Before he could lick it, the teacher grabbed his hand and explained that he’d wetted and dipped his middle finger but licked his index finger.
haha(:
being stupid does suck(:
suckaaaaas
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LAWL! Omg what a stupid class. I probably would have barfed when he did it but that just goes to show you, PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!
Lol , it is SO funny ! Those students are stupid !
Lol i wanna be a vet when i grow up but not if they want me 2 do that
I heard this joke before. I believe it was on a Swank magazine.