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Lawyers Are The Best Patients

September 18, 2008 by F&J Staff 6 Comments

Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. “I like contractors myself” says one. “They don’t even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery.”

“Well, I had an electrician yesterday” another says. “It was beautiful everything inside well marked and color coded!’

An older surgeon passing by heard them, and cut in. “You fellas ain’t seen nothing yet” he tells them “By far the best patients are lawyers- they have no heart, no spine, little guts, and the head and butt are fully interchangeable!”

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Comments

  1. She' says

    September 19, 2008 at 4:36 am

    i’m a lawyer and:
    no heart- Agree;
    no spine – Disagree, we’ve got excess of;
    little guts – Disagree, trust me we have got loads of guts;
    head and butt are fully interchangeable – Agree, very true with all male lawyers.

    Reply
  2. sniper_dogg says

    February 7, 2009 at 4:59 am

    ya..but this joke’s repeated..”surgeons conversation”

    Reply
  3. Andy says

    April 15, 2009 at 12:09 am

    get your own material. thats all i have to say

    Reply
  4. someone says

    April 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Not nice. But hey, it’s a joke.

    Reply
  5. drummer grl says

    November 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Lol. I dnt get the electriciam though was his inside color coated?

    Reply
  6. Cristine Shye says

    February 7, 2020 at 8:14 am

    If you should meet up with my mother, please on no account mention I’m a lawyer, she would be so angry and so dissapointed……she thinks I’m a prostitute.

    Reply

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