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Knock Knock #20

June 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 8 Comments

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.

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Comments

  1. Somebody's Me says

    September 6, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    no comment

    Reply
  2. ashley says

    September 28, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    WHAT IS UP WITH THESE F***ING JOKES ‘BOUT????????
    THEY ARE SO GOD **** GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  3. XxxAssassinxxX says

    April 14, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    silly

    Reply
  4. Zayn says

    December 24, 2008 at 8:11 am

    lame

    Reply
  5. Sniper_dogg says

    March 16, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Sorry 2 say but pretty lame.

    Reply
  6. Tra says

    October 28, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    im soo sorry you tried and i applaud you for trying, but the jokes has a kink in it just spruce it up a little.:-D

    Reply
  7. Sexey ass says

    September 28, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Lmbo that was gay I hate knock knock jokes

    Reply
  8. nunya biz says

    May 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    lame

    Reply

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