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Knock Knock #19

June 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 5 Comments

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Manny!
Manny who?
Manny are called, but few are chosen!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Oily!
Oily who?
The Oily bird catches the worm!

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Comments

  1. Gem says

    October 25, 2007 at 4:27 am

    thet were soooo poor!!!!! didnt laugh once 🙁

    Reply
  2. la boricua says

    November 6, 2007 at 12:37 am

    what.the.f*ck.

    Reply
  3. nessa says

    November 10, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    im in the same boat as gem =[

    Reply
  4. TJ says

    March 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    dont even try just dont come back again

    Reply
  5. AM says

    January 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Attention : F&J Staff..

    You guys are great at all other genres of jokes..
    But when it comes to Knock Knock jokes YOU GUYS SUCK!!

    I mean there were so many of your jokes in the other genres that i almost choked cause i was laughing so hard… but when I read these Knock Knock jokes of yours i felt like choking myself..

    I think you should quite putting up knock knock jokes..

    That’s just my opinion…

    Reply

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